“Xiao Guizi, you are a street performer, right?”

“Yes.”

“I want to see a huge rock broken by a chest!” Chen Li raised his index finger.

“Oh? Now?”

“Yes, because if it were a different time, I might not be in the Immortal Boat.” Chen Li nodded.

“But it takes two people to break the stone on the chest…” Gui Naifen thought for a while, then turned her head to look at her best friend.

“You, you, why are you looking at me?” Seeing her close friend turning his head to look at her, Su Shang subconsciously took a step back.

“Su Shang, we are good friends, right?”

“Yes, that’s right.”

“We’re best friends who live and die together, right?”

“Being good friends is fine, but living and dying together is fine.” Su Shang shook her head.

It is a bit too presumptuous for a short-lived species and a long-lived species to live and die together.

“Then Su Shang, please accompany me to perform a chest-breaking stone move! Please. This is my lifelong request.” Gui Naifen held Su Shang’s hand.

“Alas, but it’s very dangerous to break a stone with your chest. And I’m quite strong. What if I can’t control the force of the hammer well… I’m the one holding the hammer, right?” Su Shang said halfway when she suddenly realized that Gui Naifen’s expression seemed a little wrong.

“…”

“Right?!”

“Su Shang, you also said that breaking a stone with your chest is very dangerous, and you are a bit too strong…” Gui Naifen hesitated to speak.

“It’s also dangerous for me to break the big rock. No way!” Su Shang flatly rejected Gui Naifen’s request.

You really only think about yourself!

“Hey, I have a plan.” Just when Su Shang felt that this matter seemed very dangerous, Chen Li suddenly jumped out.

“what?”

“Su Shang, have you ever heard of Bai Lu?”

“Oh, is that the dragon girl Bai Lu who holds medicine in her mouth? I’ve heard that she’s a miracle doctor who can even bring people back to life.” Su Shang nodded.

Although Su Shang had just been transferred from Yaoqing to the Luofu Fairy Boat on loan, she had heard of such a celebrity before.

“Since you are afraid of danger, why don’t we just perform the stone-breaking chest trick in front of Bai Lu? Even if something happens, we can get medical treatment immediately.” Chen Li suggested.

“I feel even more scared when you say that. Besides, Lady Dragon Girl probably doesn’t have time to fool around with us, right?” Su Shang shook her head repeatedly.

Because they might get hurt, they perform dangerous actions in front of famous doctors. Why not just ban such dangerous actions directly? It can also save the injured people from suffering less injuries.

Can’t you please understand the opinions of the people who are about to be hurt?

like me.

“Don’t worry, I have another plan.”

“Why do you have so many plans?”

“Don’t worry about that mess. Come on, follow me!”

“…”

When Su Shang saw Chen Li changing his clothes and sitting at a stall selling kidney deficiency treatment, with a dragon girl named Bai Lu holding medicine in her mouth sitting next to him, looking at her and Gui Naifen with anticipation, Su Shang knew that something bad was going to happen.

I’m afraid I can’t survive this disaster!

“Don’t worry, Miss Su Shang, if you want to perform the stone-breaking chest trick, there shouldn’t be any problem, because the people in Xianzhou are all in very strong physical condition. And I’m here with you, so nothing will happen.” Bai Lu, who was a little bored, instantly became energetic when she heard that the two were going to perform the stone-breaking chest trick.

Su Shang, please believe in your self-healing ability as a member of the Immortal Boat.

Humans do have limits, but the Xianzhou people do not.

Super beasts have a sense of pain, but the immortal boat people… this one does.

“Uh… I, I… I can even perform the stone-breaking with my chest demonstration!” Su Shang made up her mind when she found herself being held here.

“Really?”

“But I have a request.” Su Shang put her hands on her hips.

“any request?”

“You act as the big stone.” Su Shang pointed at Chen Li and said.

I can’t be the only one who suffers!

I can be a scapegoat, but there must be someone worse off than me!

“what?”

119

Chapter 119: Long Shi Taoran’s Invitation for Cooperation

“Ahem…Chen Li, why are you so hard?” Su Shang covered her chest, feeling a little breathless.

“I was just wondering, why are you so tough?” Chen Li, who was hit by a hammer, also complained.

The biggest difference between Bengtie’s Su Shang and Houhuai’s Su Shang is that Houhuai’s Su Shang is magnanimous, while Bengtie’s Su Shang fits Chen Li’s stereotype of girls.

“You! Ahem, Lady Dragon Girl, I feel like I’m going to die, please help me heal quickly.”

“Oh, it’s coming.”

Compared to Chen Li who was really hit by the hammer, it was Su Shang who was lying underneath who was hit hard.

Because Chen Li has a circle of friends, which is as hard as a big rock, and the kind that cannot be broken by a hammer.

Su Shang wanted to drag Chen Li down with her, but it was obviously a wrong idea.

“How do you feel?” Chen Li came to Gui Naifen, who was drinking one cup of milk tea and throwing away the other.

“Thank you.” Gui Naifen said with a little disappointment, but also with a feeling of being unsatisfied.

Although it doesn’t feel good to have your defenses broken by your mother, on the other hand, it’s better than having no mother at all.

Chen Li was speechless as he watched Gui Naifen’s figure turn into light dust and disappear after she sincerely repented and promised never to waste food again.

The punishment of a mother will manifest as a person’s mother. Theoretically, this figure cannot be seen by anyone except the punished person, but Chen Li, the blacksmith, is obviously an exception.

Now Gui Naifen is wondering if she can get her mother not to say anything that would upset her the next time she sees her.

Or if I just wear earplugs, the other person can’t hurt my heart, then I don’t have to break down my defenses and I can still see my mother, right?

I, Gui Naifen, am simply a genius!

Chen Li was wondering if Gui Naifen was maliciously creating a bug?

You can find the bugs of the artifacts. You are better than me, the artifact forger.

“As a thank you, I would like to give you a very special signature.” Gui Naifen said to Chen Li after a long pause.

“What signature?”

“You’ll know soon enough, but can I still use this tablecloth next time? I can still perform the stone-breaking chest trick for you.”

“no!”

This sentence was not said by Chen Li, but by Su Shang.

“Then I have other special skills, such as catching bullets with bare hands and eating noodles upside down.” Gui Naifen said with her hands on her hips.

“Oh, really? I want to see him catching bullets with bare hands.” Chen Li nodded repeatedly.

Chen Li really wanted to see someone catching a bullet with bare hands.

“Very good, then next time you can perform eating noodles while standing upside down!” But Gui Naifen seemed to be completely disobeying.

It seems that Gui Naifen is also quite afraid of death.

“So you come here to eat and drink for free, right? Forget it, if you want to borrow something rare, you are welcome to come to me anytime, provided that you can find me.” Chen Li said as he gave Gui Naifen a WeChat Moments terminal.

Although Gui Naifen’s combat power is not high, as a self-machine character on the list, she is also qualified to become one of Chen Li’s bonds.

At least Gui Naifen had just provided herself with nearly 50 star stones, so it was not a loss at all to use the five-star stones to manufacture the terminal.

And Su Shang would not lose money, so Chen Li also gave Su Shang a circle of friends terminal.

However, the terminals used by both of them are the most common mobile phone terminals, not virtual panels.

Chen Li did it on purpose.

Want to get the supreme VIP virtual panel?

Then you have to upgrade slowly.

This is also the decision Chen Li made to promote consumption among friends in his circle of friends.

But at present, Gui Naifen and Su Shang can only add friends by adding the terminal account of the circle of friends, and they cannot join the strange object group.

Because Chen Li’s identity as a strange object forger has not been revealed in Xianzhou yet.

In other words, Gui Naifen and Su Shang are Chen Lixin’s backup options.

Of course, the more spare tires you have, the better.

“This is the note you gave me. Is it because you are my backup?” After adding Chen Li as a friend in the circle of friends through the circle of friends terminal, Gui Naifen sent a message. After discovering the special note Chen Li gave her on his mobile phone, Gui Naifen fell into thought.

“So what does spare tire mean?” Su Shang popped her head out and asked in confusion.

“I don’t know.” Gui Naifen shook her head blankly.

“On other planets, cars have tires, and if one of the four tires bursts, the car will not run smoothly, and this is when a spare tire is needed. The spare tire is often placed in the trunk, and its existence is to ensure that the tire can be replaced in time after it is damaged. So the spare tire means a friend who can help you at critical moments.” Chen Li explained seriously.

“Oh, so our relationship has become so good? Here, this is a special autograph for you. You’re welcome. We’ll be leaving first.” After handing the special autograph to Chen Li, Gui Naifen took Su Shang away.

Chen Li fell into deep thought as he looked at the bronze gong in his hand with Gui Naifen’s signature.

Chen Li thought that Gui Naifen was going to give her black stockings or leg rings with Gui Naifen’s name on them. Wow, he was happy for nothing.

“Is Gui Naifen exchanging the food she eats for the food you eat?” Bai Lu complained from the side.

“Maybe… Speaking of which, could you be faster? I’m in a hurry.” Chen Li turned his head and said to the planner next to him.

“…” The advertising planner of the Ether Front mini-game looked at Chen Li with resentment.

“So I’ve always wanted to ask who this person next to you is? He seems to have been following you for a long time.” Bai Lu looked at the game planner in confusion.

In fact, this game planner had been standing next to Chen Li challenging him when Chen Li was doing the “Don’t Cry” challenge, and then he admitted defeat and watched a commercial.

Although this will cause him to be criticized by everyone for his overly abstract behavior, it is completely fine because there is the more abstract Don’t Cry Challenge.

And thanks to the efforts of this game planner, in about two hours, Chen Li will be able to successfully obtain the [Advertisement] entry.

“He is a waste, baby. Don’t learn from him in the future.” Chen Li patted Bai Lu’s shoulder and said.

“Do you believe that I will quit now?” The planner could no longer bear it.

“Believe it or not, I will expose you on the Ether Online Forum right now.” Chen Li was not at all panicked.

“Gu!” The planner gave up instantly.

Chen Li had no sympathy for the plan to add a function in the advertisement that would immediately jump to the app store to download the app as soon as your eyes moved.

How immoral.

“Come to think of it, I always feel that you, Chen Li, do nothing all day long. Are you really that idle?” Bai Lu said in confusion.

“Enjoy your pastries. Be careful not to waste them, or your mother will scold you.” Chen Li said casually.

“I don’t have a mother.”

“Then be careful that your past life comes out and scolds you.”

“Oh, that sounds interesting.”

“Fuck, stop messing around.” Chen Li was stunned when he saw Bai Lu throw the pastries to the ground after hearing what she said.

Even though Chen Li had seen a lot of things because he had taken part in the Don’t Cry Challenge with this tablecloth, he had never seen Bai Lu in such a situation.

And isn’t Bai Lu’s predecessor Bai Heng?

It was too late for Chen Li to stop it because the pastries had already fallen to the ground and the food was wasted.