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Lisa clapped her hands, interrupting the two men.

“That’s fine.”

““?”

“Wait, if Yumerongen was really a girl before, then this kind of question is basically sexual harassment, right?”

Crosswell said with some confusion.

“Your Majesty is broad-minded and will forgive such things. By the way, as an advisor to the Emperor of Heaven, my answer is that Your Majesty does not usually wear them.”

“Don’t mention this kind of thing.”

Crosswell sighed.

“Hehe~~ The other one unexpectedly seems to be uninterested in this kind of thing.”

“Guess how I know He was a girl before?”

“…”

Lisa’s face changed, he covered his chest and lower body, and quickly retreated.

“It’s not perspective.”

As he spoke, Yang Weiwu casually threw the letter that read, “Please remove the disgusting breasts of Missy, who is a girl of the same period as him but has very big breasts even though she is a small girl.” to the ground.

“It’s just a kind of all-round and in-depth observation perspective. You can understand that what I see is similar to the perspective of machine intelligence modeling. I can even tell that there is about half a can of beer in your stomach, so don’t look like you are scared by a pervert.”

“It feels even more perverted now that you say that, okay?!”

“Wouldn’t it be better to treat my situation as an X-ray machine that can’t take films?”

No matter how Yang Weiwu thought about it, he felt that it was nothing to be afraid of, even though the other party’s exaggerated expressions and movements seemed to be just acting.

“Oh, I saw your name.”

“What? Read it to me!”

He looked scared just now, but when he heard someone write his name, Lisa’s expression changed instantly.

“You really are… Never mind. [I have a question for the great Emperor of Heaven. His Majesty’s advisor, Lisa Ying Enpaia, is a well-known figure in the empire. She is beautiful, intelligent, and has an outstanding figure. She is both lovable and popular, and is deeply trusted by His Majesty.]”

“Haha, this guy really understands.”

“[——She seems to think so.]”

“Hey?”

“[Isn’t this too arrogant? Just because she’s smart and has good grades in the military academy, she can order her subordinates around at will. She’s stingy and never wears makeup. I’ve never seen her change her glasses. Everything about that woman is annoying.]”

“…”

“[Actually, that woman is just pretentious. One day I will smash those tasteless glasses with my right straight punch and beat her up so badly that her nose and face are swollen…]”

The rest of the article contained some uninteresting content, which mostly expressed dislike for Lisa, so Yang Weiwu simply stopped reading it.

“… Yangqin, give me that piece of paper.”

“Give.”

Tiandi’s staff officer took out a transparent plastic bag from his bag.

“Is this… a vacuum bag?”

Is this woman going to do something unacceptable like asking the identification department to open the box and then settle the score later?

“Hello, is this the Identification Department? It’s me. I have something important to ask of you. I have an important piece of evidence to send over regarding the Emperor BOX. I would like to trouble you to identify the fingerprints and notes. Based on the content, the other party is definitely related to the military. After comparing the remaining fingerprints, arrest the criminal immediately!”

“…Crosswell, this activity seems to be anonymous, right?”

“In theory, even if it’s anonymous, they’ll investigate something that’s obviously bad, although… that’s about the same level as lashing out at a troublesome boss after get off work.”

“So, you’re not going to stop it?”

“I want to ask you that.”

“I don’t plan on doing anything else.”

After all, he realized what Lisa might do the moment she was about to take the paper, so he used the meditation seal to stop time in advance and then rolled out a new piece of paper with exactly the same material and content for her, and by the way, changed the handwriting to Lisa’s own style.

I didn’t seem to notice it for the time being because I was so angry, but I think I will notice it after I calm down a little.

It doesn’t matter if they don’t notice it, no one is hurt anyway. He saw the joke and the identification department also had overtime content sent by their superiors. It’s a win-win situation, a win-win situation.

In the end, Crosswell stopped the other party and threw the letter, which was just a complaint without any requests, to the ground.

……

“Why do so many of these letters contain outrageous content? Are the people in this country some kind of perverts?”

“Oh, these are the letters that were not approved by other people in the first review and were marked out for the second review. In order to let Your Majesty enjoy himself, we cannot just ignore any letters that might sound interesting.”

“Isn’t it you who decides whether or not something like this can be passed? Why bother dragging us into this?”

“Haha, if I have to face such an outrageous second-instance letter alone and no one complains, it would be torture for me!”

“It’s work, please understand. When I was guarding the gate of the castle tower for the Emperor of Heaven as the Apostle Saint, I didn’t sleep or read. I just stood there.”

“So that’s why you’re so boring. Last time I asked you to come in and play with me for a while, you refused.”

“That’s what the job is about.”

“The Apostle Saint’s main job is to protect the enemy. If His Majesty allows, they can slack off as much as they want.”

“That’s why even though I asked you to lend me money, I always paid you back as much as I could as soon as possible, including the principal and interest.”

Although the position of Apostle Saint was of little use to Yang Weiwu, and he had to serve as a bodyguard, it was his next job during his decadent period, and he was still very conscientious in his duties until he fully recovered or decided to change jobs.

As for Lisa, whose job nature and attitude towards life are very different from his own, he personally thinks there is no need to make close friends with him.

Oh, when borrowing money, he still pretends to be an old friend. After all, he rarely knows his colleagues and doesn’t know many people in this place.

Wait, now that I think about it, is he a little bit of a jerk?

Yang Weiwu reflected on himself for a moment, then put it out of his mind.

“Are you still talking about that? I came to you specially so that you can enjoy this interesting thing first. To be exact, I came to you. The former First Apostle Saint Crosswell is just a by-product.”

“Then can I go?”

“No.”

Crosswell, who was rejected by Lightspeed, could only continue screening honestly.

“Your letter, which needs a second review, is so abstract that it makes me dream about chatting with my friends in the group. Please don’t always make me see some human beings shining like stars.”

To be honest, although the content of the letter is really outrageous, it is still fun to read. Yang Weiwu even decided to temporarily put off dealing with Alcade’s matter until tomorrow.

I am enjoying myself here and I don’t miss me (referring to Alcaide).

Huh? You were complaining before?

Have you never had the experience of complaining about your groupmates’ outrageous behavior while lurking around and observing or even joining in on the action?

“Hahaha, that’s an interesting way of putting it. Hmm? Yangqin, I saw a letter related to you!”

“Oh, hand it in.”

“Shouldn’t you ask what the content is?”

“It doesn’t matter. The Emperor of Heaven can’t take my things away. The guy who dares to give the Emperor anonymous suggestions can’t do it either. If he wants to go crazy on me, it doesn’t matter as long as I don’t look at him. It’s meaningless to waste time pursuing such a guy.”

“Ah ha ha……”

Lisa smiled awkwardly upon hearing this and threw the paper to the ground.

The paper that read, “Your Majesty, can you let the First Apostle Saint take action to kill the Wind and Thunder Sword Saint? I am very upset with the man who is said to be the best in the world but refuses to show up!” fell to the ground, and like the previous papers that were thrown on the ground, they would be swept into the trash can in a moment.

This was actually something she prepared in advance, with the purpose of testing the other party, but it seems that she can’t test anything now.

I just hope that Your Majesty can gain something.

……

In the Empire’s highest prison, [Tianyu], which is supposed to have monitoring devices operating at all times, almost all electronic facilities are shut down at this moment.

A man who was recently sent in by Yang Weiwu woke up in a daze.

No, perhaps it would be more appropriate to call it half asleep and half awake.

He was in a very ambiguous state, based on his memories of being three years old, and occasionally recalling some fragmented scenes.

[Promise], [Commitment], [Witch], [Guardian]… These words echoed in his mind. Even though he temporarily regressed due to external forces, he still used his own strength to get out of the current situation.

However, because Yang Weiwu was dissatisfied with his half-hearted practice, not only was his incomplete armor torn off, but his energy input was also blocked.

Unless he returned to the forest, he could only rely on his other self to recover his previous state immediately.

The breath of some wild beast stepped into his perception field. Even though he had forgotten the relevant knowledge of mind energy, this body that was completely imprinted with mind energy and wood bending would always release a perception field similar to listening to the wind, but instead of enhancing hearing, it used a perception field enhanced by touch to detect danger.

It is not too big in size, stands upright like a human, has ears and tail structure like a canine, but is not as ferocious as a wild beast.

The power isn’t exaggerated, but it can kill my current self.

This sense of crisis was enough to wake the man up from his half-asleep state and he opened his eyes to look at the person coming.

Then, the silver beast appeared in the deep red eyes.

[433] The first friendly meeting between Emperor Yumerongen and Regressive Arcaid

“Hello, Wind and Thunder Sword Saint Arcaid.”

The silver beast greeted.

“Or should Melen call you Yang?”

The half-opened crimson eyes looked very dim in the poorly lit solitary cell, and the man did not answer.

He felt the fragmented scene before his eyes interweaving with reality.

It was not a pleasant feeling, and it even gave him a slight headache and nausea.

But he was taught repeatedly at an early age that he should not show that he was in a bad state in front of unsafe things.

“Dang Cang——”

The shackles on his hands and feet made a sound as he stretched his body, and the man stood up from the single bed.

His movements were somewhat stiff, and it was obvious from his swaying body that this was a great effort. After all, he had been lying down for almost five months, and without any replenishment of vitality, this was the usual result.

Raising his eyelids slightly, the man looked the other person up and down.

The fluffy tail and fur like a fox, the face between that of a human and a cat, and the big blue eyes give people a lovable feeling, but a closer look gives people a chilling feeling.

A fox? Or a cat?

It’s hard to tell, but he doesn’t care about such things.

If you are not a human, then you can do anything.

Subconsciously, she reached for her wrist, but the man felt nothing.

“If you’re looking for the Star Sword, Melen has already put it away. It shouldn’t have belonged to you in the first place, so it’s only reasonable to return it to its original owner now, right?”

The silver beast saw his movements, remembered the content of the video filmed by the troops, and realized that the other party seemed to want to fight with him.

“In your current state, you can’t fight…”

An invisible sharp blade passed by and was sensed by the star spirit that was perfectly integrated with itself, and was intercepted at the critical moment.

Do not……

Watching a strand of its own silver-white hair falling, the silver beast realized that it had not successfully defended itself.

“You can still do this in this state, are you some kind of monster?”

Although it had not experienced a battle for a long time, the silver beast actually possessed the most powerful defense on this planet in a sense. After putting aside its contemptuous attitude, its fur extended, covering the remaining exposed white skin.

“…Star pattern.”

Men judge the nature of the other person’s fur based on vague impressions.

“You can actually tell? There are obviously only two people with this kind of star pattern on this planet.”

“I don’t identify star patterns based on the ominous twisted patterns on the bodies of star spirits as commonly known.”