Taming beasts starts with understanding bird language
Chapter 797: A Big Loss
Chapter 797: A Big Loss
After midnight.
The panic-stricken people in the Goshawk Clan finally couldn’t help themselves.
The sect gate opened a crack, and the second elder walked out very cautiously. He stood at the gate, staring at Gu Chan and others in front of him and shouted, “Who is the Son of God? Please stand up and speak.”
“It is me.” Gu Chan waved and said.
Then she stood up and stopped ten steps in front of the second elder.
The two sides confronted each other. The second elder stared at Gu Chan for a long time before frowning and saying, “What son of God? Isn’t he just a brat?”
“Just say whatever you want to say. I don’t want to waste my time talking to you.” Gu Chan said unhappily.
The leaders including Bai Lang who were sitting behind her were all silent, and they were extremely afraid of Gu Chan.
Because Bai Lang had already secretly told them about Gu Chan’s extermination of the Great Elder and others on the grassland, they now knew very well that Gu Chan was by no means as harmless as she appeared to be.
The Second Elder knew nothing about this and always believed that Bai Lang and his men had set a trap, which led to the annihilation of the First Elder and his men. As for Gu Chan, the so-called Son of God, in his eyes, he was nothing but a figurehead.
With this thought in mind, he stared at Gu Chan unceremoniously and said, “Since you have surrounded my sect, why don’t you just surround it and not attack? I tell you, we are ready to fight to the death. Even if we fight to the last disciple, we will never surrender.”
“You old thing, you are really funny. It is our freedom whether we attack or not. You are still not happy. How about this, you bring all the disciples in your sect to attack! This way we can save ourselves the trouble.” Gu Chan said unhappily.
The second elder shouted angrily, “You wish for it. You want to trick us out? I tell you, it’s impossible. You can only attack us first.”
“I have to remind you in advance that the reason we didn’t attack is because I promised the Great Elder that I would spare your leader and innocent disciples. If you still don’t know what’s good for you, don’t blame me for being merciless.” Gu Chan said coldly.
“Bah! Don’t try that on us. We in the Goshawk sect are all men of character. We don’t need mercy from the enemy. If you’re capable, just attack us. If you’re not, get out.” The second elder said disdainfully.
Gu Chan was extremely speechless, with a smirk on her face. It really was true that when people are speechless, they will really laugh.
The second elder said, “I’m telling you, we’ve sent a letter to the capital asking for help from the Grand Master. If you don’t stop, when the Grand Master sends reinforcements, it will be your doom.”
“Tsk! If I were afraid of the National Master, why would I dare to make such a big fuss? You are simply stupid. You even use the National Master to threaten me.” Gu Chan said with a wry smile.
The second elder saw that even bringing out the national master could not scare the little devil in front of him, so he simply said fiercely, “Well, you little devil, if you have the guts, then there is no need to say anything more, just come and attack if you have the guts.”
After saying that, he turned around and quickly went into the door, slammed the door shut, and locked it from the inside.
Gu Chan walked back to Bai Lang and the others, sat down, and drank the wine with a smile without saying a word.
White Wolf whispered, “What should we do? Should we attack next?”
“This old man is so arrogant. I think we should just follow his will and attack him once. I really don’t believe we can’t get in.”
“That’s right! Now that we have the upper hand, why should we be afraid of them?”
“Yes, anyway, we have surrounded the entire Goshawk Sect. As long as we attack together, it is only a matter of time to break through their defenses.”
Other leaders expressed their thoughts one after another.
Obviously, they wanted to cut the Gordian knot and break through the Cang Ying Sect as soon as possible to end the battle, otherwise they would be in trouble if the reinforcements sent by the National Master really arrived.
Gu Chan waved her hand to stop him and said, “It’s at least half a month’s journey to Kyoto. Even if we use a carrier pigeon to deliver the letter, it will take three or four days to fly. By the time the letter is delivered and the imperial teacher sends reinforcements, it will take at least twenty days! With such a long time, why should we rush?” “We can’t just sit here and wait!” Bai Lang said with his hands spread out.
All the sect leaders looked at Gu Chan, not sure what her intention was.
Gu Chan said with a wicked smile, “This old fellow came out to provoke us in the middle of the night. It’s obvious that he had already set up an ambush and trap in the sect. If we rush in rashly, the consequences will be disastrous. We have to wait until I find out the situation inside.”
“Oh! I see. You want to send spies to secretly investigate, right?” White Wolf said with relief.
“You don’t have to worry about this. Just take a good rest and conserve your energy. When I tell you to attack, you just have to attack.” Gu Chan instructed.
Bai Lang said with a worried look on his face, “It’s no problem to recuperate, but the people from our dozens of sects add up to about 500 to 600 people. If everyone is gathered here, eating, drinking, defecating and urinating every day will become a problem!”
“Eating and drinking are fine, but defecating and urinating are a problem.”
“You can’t just poop and poop everywhere around the sect, right?”
“That’s right! Don’t let the stench fill the air before the battle even starts! And most importantly, the weather in the northern border is dry. If someone gets sick from all this shit, it would be terrible.”
The leaders all spoke one after another, expressing their frustration at the current situation.
Gu Chan chuckled and admitted that the masters were right.
Right now, there are five or six hundred people surrounding the Goshawk Sect. Peeing and peeing every day is a big problem. If someone gets sick due to hygiene issues, it would be more trouble than gain.
Thinking of this, Gu Chan suddenly had an idea and said with a sly smile, “Masters, in my opinion, this problem of defecation must be solved and cannot be neglected.”
“Then let everyone dig more pits, put people in the pits, and then cover them with soil?” asked White Wolf.
Gu Chan covered her mouth and laughed awkwardly, “Why dig a hole? This is too troublesome. Isn’t there a big toilet right in front of us?”
“Ah? Where? Why can’t I see it?” White Wolf said in a daze.
“Look! It’s right behind me!” Gu Chan raised her hand and pointed at the huge sect of the Cang Ying Sect.
All the sect leaders were stunned where they stood for a moment, all of them were dumbfounded.
“Hahaha……”
After a while, everyone burst into laughter, all of them were extremely happy.
Now everyone finally understood how mean Gu Chan’s trick was. She actually treated the huge sect of the Cang Ying Sect as a big toilet for everyone to use!
Gu Chan waved her hand and said, “Stop laughing. Hurry up and pass the order to have the disciples of each sect collect their excrement, and then throw it in at dawn tomorrow.”
“Yes, Son of God.” All the leaders responded in unison.
Then they held back their laughter, and each stood up to pass on the message.
Gu Chan pretended nothing had happened and went into the carriage to take a nap.