Ishigami Yu keenly perceived the other party’s true intentions.

“I see. I was wondering why you were so proactive. It turns out you wanted to find someone to take the blame for your death. You wanted me to wear a maid outfit with you… Sorry, I refuse.”

“Eh——are you so heartless?”

Otomo Kyo became disappointed at a speed visible to the naked eye, just like seeing a hungry big dog.

Ishigami Yu advised: “If you don’t want to go, just refuse directly.”

However, the maid in front of him looked conflicted.

“No… This is Ogino-chan’s idea, I have to support her!”

“Haha, a dog licker can’t get a house.” Ishigami Yu’s face was full of contempt.

This made Otomo Kyo hesitate for a long time.

“I’m not a licker! I just don’t want to see Ogino-chan’s lost look–“

“So you still like her, right?”

“How could that be? This is just between classmates… Well, I do like her.” Otomo Kyo sighed, and while confessing, he also gave up the idea of ​​persuading Ishigami Yu to join him. He leaned against the wall in silence and watched him play games.

“Hey, Yuu, what game are you playing? It seems to be running a bit erratically, with texture bugs everywhere.”

Ishigami Yu explained: “Galgame, Doki Doki Literature Club, a good game that can make people’s heart beat faster. These bug-like pictures are normal phenomena and are considered part of the game content.”

“That’s quite interesting. And do beautiful girls’ love games now require you to have a good command of poetry? But that’s right, the name of the game itself has the word “Literature Club” in it.”

Otomo Kyo continued, “Since you’re playing a dating game, that doesn’t mean you have no interest in dating. Why don’t you take the initiative to approach those girls?”

“Jing, there is one thing you need to understand. Love in the real world is different from love in the second dimension. Before experiencing real love, it is important to experience the beauty of fantasy love and accumulate some experience.”

“Wow, that’s just the words of a love guru!” Otomo Kyo suddenly got excited, “Then can you write a love letter for me? I remember you have a certain foundation in literature, right? After all, even the galgame you play is related to literature!”

Ishigami Yu: “…”

Honestly, there is no connection.

Of course, that was just what he thought in his heart. Seeing his friend’s expectant eyes, Ishigami Yu thought it would be better to help him.

“You have a good eye. I am quite knowledgeable about love letters.”

Chapter 200 Xiao Ren

“I don’t quite understand why they say the moonlight is beautiful tonight is a subtle confession of love.

Until I see the golden scales rippling on the river under the morning sun, the orange clouds unwilling to disperse in the dark night sky, or the lively conversations at the night snack stalls mixed with the aroma of skewers roasted over charcoal fire, I subconsciously take out my phone to share with you.

I want to pass on to you what I find beautiful.

It rained yesterday.

Looking at the love letter written by Ishigami Yu, Otomo Kyo fell into deep thought.

“I feel like this is a little different from the love letter I remember…”

“How about just writing ‘I love you’? I’m not sure how far you and that girl have progressed, but if you were to express your feelings in a love letter, this would be it.”

Ishigami Yu was twirling the pen, and his various fancy movements easily attracted Otomo Kyo’s attention.

“Indeed… and after adding Ogino-chan as my friend, I often want to share some interesting things around me with her.”

Kyo Otomo put away the sample letter and gave Ishigami Yu a thumbs up with a smile.

“Arigatara-san, if this works, I’ll treat you to fried noodles and bread—”

“Hey, my efforts are only worth a fried noodle bun??”

“Haha, I’m just kidding.” Otomo Kyo changed the subject, “Why don’t you want to date a girl now, Yuu?”

“You don’t have any high expectations of girls, do you?” Ishigami Yu asked back.

“expect?”

“Well, you have to know that compared to girls in the second dimension, girls in the third dimension will fart and poop, and even have smelly feet. Some of the sloppier ones may not have changed their panties for several days.”

“I don’t want to hear it, I don’t want to hear it, shut up – wait, it seems that the last one is not unacceptable.”

“…”

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After school, most of the students seemed very busy because a rare joint cultural festival was about to be held.

One of the busy people here is Yu Ishigami.

Of course, he was not busy with his current life, but was in a hurry to go out and do something more important – buy the limited edition small h book.

No, it cannot be said to be a small h book, but rather spiritual food.

Some students may ask here, why not read the book directly online, but choose this troublesome paper reading.

Good question.

The pros and cons of the battle between electronic reading and paper reading has always been controversial.

Ishigami Yu thinks it’s best to just choose what you like and there’s no need to argue about it.

In his opinion, there is always a big difference between reading a small book through the screen and holding a paper book in his hand.

It’s okay for ordinary works, but it would be a pity not to buy a set of some classic masterpieces to take home as a collection and enjoy the tingling sensation of your fingertips rubbing against the paper.

“Thank you for your patronage, welcome to visit us next time~”

Holding the spiritual food wrapped in paper by the thoughtful clerk, Ishigami Yu strolled towards home.

The afterglow of the setting sun dyed the street red, and the shadows of the pedestrians stretched out and intersected with each other to form extremely strange shadows.

“Hey bro, are you interested in donuts? We’re a new store and we’re having a big opening promotion right now. Are you interested in learning more?”

A girl in an exquisite uniform stopped Ishigami Yu and handed him the flyer in her hand with a smile.

“Donuts…”

He remembered that Yuehuo seemed to like eating these sweets more.

A few days ago, I accidentally rubbed her breasts for a few minutes due to research needs, so I’ll take this as an apology.

“Then please give me set meal A to take away.”

“OK, just a second.”

Ishigami Yu looked at the bag in his hand and couldn’t help but sigh at the rapid rise in prices recently. Just a few donuts were sold at such a high price, completely exceeding the price of his spiritual food.

After taking only two steps, he felt a sudden resistance on his arm.

Eliminate the possibility of donuts inflating like inflation, and there is only one answer left.

“Are you interested in this?” Ishigami Yu asked his shadow, taking out a donut and handing it over.

Randomly, a shadow on the ground swayed like water waves, and a slender, white hand stretched out from it and snatched the donut without any hesitation.

“Ah~”

Ishigami Yu could clearly hear the sound of the blonde loli vampire eating in the shadow.

In less than three seconds, the empty little hand stretched out again and waved to Ishigami Yu eagerly.

“Wow~ Do you still want it?”

Ishigami Yu found it very interesting. He squatted down and quietly looked at the little hand stretched out from the shadow, but did not continue to feed it.

Want a donut? But I won’t give you one.

After waiting for a while, the palms of his hands were empty, which made Xiaonin in the shadow a little angry.

“Iron Fist Sanction—”

A golden flash flew out from the shadow, and the pink little fist hit Ishigami Yu’s unprotected chin directly.

“puff……”

He flew backwards, while the girl very gracefully did a 360-degree turn and landed on her side, with the bag of donuts landing steadily in her hands.

“Perfect.”

“What a perfect size!”

Ishigami Yu dusted himself off and got up from the ground. He didn’t mind being knocked away by the blonde girl’s attack, but this way of greeting was still too avant-garde for him.

And this act of snatching donuts can also be considered robbery, right?

“Good sneer~”

Xiaonin grabbed a donut and put it into his little mouth, his cheeks puffed up like a hamster.

“Well, I won’t steal your food.” Ishigami You inexplicably had the urge to touch her head.

And when I realized that I had an impulse, the impulse turned into action.

The soft touch of hair on my palm seemed familiar, yet also like a lifetime ago, as if I had had this feeling a long time ago.

“Now let’s talk. Why show off Miss Chicken Silk Blade Heart? I’d better just call you Xiaonin. Is that ok with you?”

“Ah.”

“Then let’s talk about the five rules for how we can live in peace from now on. First, don’t randomly appear in front of other people from the shadows. Second…”

“Ah.”

While Shinobu was concentrating on eating donuts, Ishigami Yu brought up some of his ideas, which looked like he was kidnapping a child.

Xiaonin just nodded and didn’t raise any objections.

This was also a strategy that Ishigami Yu came up with temporarily. He took the initiative first, so that if the other party violated the agreement in the future, he would still be on the moral high ground.

“Fifth, you must obey my orders absolutely.”

“Dama.”

Xiao Shinobu refused decisively, wiped the food residue from the corner of her mouth with her thumb, and stared straight at Ishigami Yu with her bright eyes like gilded gold.

“I won’t make the same mistake a second time.”