Although she wanted to point at Jiang Fan’s nose and spray him bloody, and she also wanted to sit on the ground and hug her feet while blowing and spraying painkillers, but someone with a strong self-esteem like her was too embarrassed to tell the truth. I am in so much pain that I want to die. Can you call the Universe Emergency Center and ask them to send me to rescue me?

The hotel lobby was extremely quiet. It seemed that there was no one there, only the footsteps of the three of them echoed.

There wasn’t even a staff member at the front desk responsible for receiving guests, so Xing, who was already depressed, couldn’t help but complain in a low voice, and scanned around for the hotel’s complaint phone number.

The Daydream Hotel boasts of its splendor and splendor. The towering pillars surrounding the hotel lobby are like the Temple of Artemis, painted a luxurious gold color. The crystal ceilings on the ceiling are all inlaid with gold, inch by inch. All the shadows were dispersed, and a faint golden light reflected on the marble floor.

“I originally thought that there would be beautiful girls in uniforms walking along the street and bowing to welcome them.” Xingsao looked around the hotel lobby and sighed with emotion.

She wasn’t surprised at all, but she thought it was quite good. It was considered a five-star high-end hotel. Although it looked magnificent enough to make people surprised by its richness, it was not even worthy of carrying shoes compared to Jiang Fan’s family.

It’s probably not as luxurious as the toilet in Jiang Fan’s house. You know, the crazy people from the Gongzhusi and the Mingchichi Clan have made the bathroom with the toilet into a place like a VIP room. The walls are surrounded by red crystal glass, and even his mother’s There is also a large refrigerator stocked with red wine, drinks and cakes.

She simply couldn’t imagine the scene where Jiang Fan shook the red wine while taking a shit, with a domineering smile on his lips and said lightly “Come out by yourself”. She was afraid that Jiang Fan could read minds and that she would be thrown into a certain place too. Spend the rest of your life with orangutans on a deserted island.

High heels clicked behind them, and the beautiful young woman bowed slightly: “Welcome guests to the Pinoconi Daydream Hotel. Are you here to participate in the Harmony Ceremony?”

The woman wears a close-fitting white dress uniform, has her hair in a high bun and a single ponytail, and has a professional smile.

“Yes, we are here to participate in the Harmony Ceremony. Please give me two presidential suites and send me a braised chicken rice and barbecue pizza. Remember to ask for a zero-calorie sugar Coke.” Xing took it out from behind Jiang Fan and raised it. Two fingers, very self-conscious.

According to March 7th, “Xing is a natural follower of the Holy Body and has great master-level proficiency in fighting against others. At first glance, this girl seems to have a pretty face and looks like a cold imperial sister, but in fact her mind is full of jokes. and living scraps”.

She looked like she couldn’t be reused. She was a well-known pessimist. She always said that she was going to die. She didn’t change her mind until she met Jiang Fan. She liked to snort and say, “I am a vegetarian, but my eldest brother Jiang Fan” Not vegetarian’.

But even so, she is actually very responsible and a bright person, which is why both Himeko and Cocolia doted on her on the train.

“Miss, there is no difference between the presidential suite and the ordinary room in the Daydream Hotel. For the guests attending the Harmony Ceremony, the Daydream Hotel is just the starting point of your trip to Pinocchio. The only way to enter is to sleep. Only then can we officially enter Pinoconi.”

“As a long-standing tradition of Pinocchio, the star of the event, a ceremony only held once in each Amber Age, the Harmony Ceremony gathers countless believers in harmony to pray for a better future of the universe.”

“For this Harmony Ceremony, Pinoconi will invite the well-known singer Miss Robin to sing for the Harmony Ceremony. As a star that has attracted much attention in the galaxy, Miss Robin has won many top awards and her natural voice The singing voice spreads throughout the world, and your trip will be worthwhile.” The woman in the white dress led Jiang Fan’s trio into the elevator.

The four walls in the elevator are still gold-plated, and even the floor buttons are gold-plated. The elevator rises slowly, playing soft and fluttering music.

Their rooms are on the fourteenth floor, with a single room and a double room. As for the braised chicken, rice and pizza, they will be delivered in ten minutes if the guests do not use the dream device.

“I know Mockingbird. I still have her autograph hanging in my room. If I sell it for one million credits, someone will take it. It’s worth a lot of money.” Xing said.

“Are you still chasing stars?” Elise turned her head.

“I’m not star-chasing, I’m just helping those Mockingbird fans get autographs. I’m a soft-hearted person and I really can’t withstand the pleading eyes of those fans,” Xing said.

Jiang Fan was a little moved. If he remembered correctly, Xing worked as a scalper for a period of time when he was in Xianzhou, selling his autographs and candid photos.

She even had the audacity to steal his pants and clothes. After being caught by Xiluwa, she claimed that she was seeking welfare for Jiang Fan’s loyal followers and for Jiang Fan’s good. Xiluwa obviously didn’t believe this rhetoric and wanted to punish him. Yixing was forced to eat sandwiches for a week.

“In this celebration, Miss Robin will sing an ode to the same star god in the name of her family, kicking off the ceremony, and Interstellar Peace Company will broadcast the entire celebration, sending music and good wishes together. To the stars in the universe.” The woman in a white dress said with a smile.

With a “ding” sound, the elevator stopped on the 14th floor. The moment the elevator door opened, the view suddenly broadened. The entire floor was covered with velvet carpets, and lavender-flavored incense was placed on the wall. Candlelight decoration spreads from inside to outside, and the walls are inlaid with crystal crafts.

“The room for you three is on the left hand side near the hall. If you need anything, you can dial the paging device in the room at any time. The use of the dream device will also be explained in the most detail by the artificial intelligence system. I wish you all the best this time. Have a nice trip to Pinoconi.” The woman bowed and handed over the room card with both hands.

Without Jiang Fan having to do anything, Xing consciously stood up and took away the two room cards from the woman’s hand, speaking the local Pinoconi language that he had learned from the database. Although he spoke stumblingly, he could see on the woman’s face. The overflowing smile must have roughly understood what Xing wanted to express.

Passing through the floor hall and walking along the aisle illuminated by crystal ceilings, the first thing Jiang Fan saw was the red wooden door with the signs “Fu Sheng” and “Ruomeng” hanging on it. Next to it were the Signboards such as “Yunmeng” and “Xianqing”.

Xing took the room card and put it on the identifier. He hesitated for a while before opening the door: “You won’t secretly carry me into your dream, right? What if I’m connected to your erotic dream…Should I join or not?” Pretending to be blind…”

“It doesn’t matter, I can help you poke your eyes out, or there is a painless way to seal your vision.” Jiang Fan opened the door expressionlessly, “I’ll give you half an hour to fill your stomach. Come to my room in an hour.”

Xing looked very embarrassed: “This… this is not good… I am still a child…”

Jiang Fan stopped, turned his head and looked at Xing up and down, and suddenly showed a disdainful smile.

He patted Xing’s shoulder, showing a helpless expression. He shook his head and sighed. Under Xing’s puzzled eyes, he pulled Elise into the room and slammed the door.

Xing recalled Jiang Fan’s last sight, and slowly raised his hand to touch his chest. It was very elastic, very soft… very… not big…

…..

do you know? I heard that electricity for love three times can summon the Arabian magic lamp, and giving gifts can summon the dragon. If you don’t believe me, try it.

Chapter 244 Dreaming

At this moment, there was another group of people chasing Jiang Fan hard, but they were blocked by the carved door, as if two worlds were separated.

The spaceship spray-painted with fireworks and clown masks parked next to the black spaceship. Sambo and Sparks stood in front of the carved door, scratching their heads and looking sad.

After all, the goods circulated by the company cannot be compared with the spacecraft that the Engineering and Manufacturing Department put all their efforts into customizing. They clung to the tail of Jiang Fan’s airship all the way. After chasing for five hours, they finally ended up in the spacious Pinoconi Daydream Hotel. He stopped in front of the door, but was blocked by a door.

“You should prepare an invitation in advance. It’s not difficult to get that thing in the tavern.” Sambo sighed while holding the door.

“How do I know that Pinoconi will use the invitation card as the entrance ticket this time? I thought it would be fine to stand on the gravity sensor as usual.” Sparks rummaged through his backpack, “And as the only male in the team , I thought you would prepare the invitations in advance, so don’t complain, it’s my turn to nag you if you want to.”

“That’s because there are only two of us in the team, and there is no one more person, not even a pet dog.” Sambo knocked on the carved door and gave up the idea of ​​pushing it open. “You are turning over the door.” What?”

“Of course it’s a clay C4 bomb. I was going to save it for my one-man show to improve my character, but now blowing the door open is the most important thing.” Sparks took out a bomb from his bag. “Blowing up the door of the Daydream Hotel on the first day would be a loss to my joyful aesthetics! It’s all because of that bastard Jiang Fan who infected me.”

“Perhaps we can wait for the next wave of guests and follow them in then?” Sambo suggested tactfully.

“Shut up first, maybe we have other options, let me think about it…” Sparks put down the bomb in his hand, pinched his chin and pondered.

“Perhaps we can give up the plan to blow up the Daydream Hotel. We can wait for the next wave of guests and sneak in with them!” Hanabi narrowed her eyes and spoke in a low voice.

Sambo was choked by Spark’s logic and was speechless. He felt astonished as if someone had stuffed feces into his mouth.

He said in his heart that this girl was indeed infected by Jiang Fan. She had the same shameless style, but he still said gently, yes, yes, she is indeed a sparkling girl. Her resourcefulness is not something to be boasted about, and her talent is not something to be concealed.

The two of them hit it off immediately. They found an open space in front of the Daydream Hotel, spread out a blanket and sat down on a blanket. They looked up at the clear water-washed sky, looking forward to the next airship heading to Pinoconi. fall.

This is a straight green vagina. The only place with leeward is behind the huge rock. Fallen leaves and sycamore leaves rustled down behind them. The wind blew the fallen leaves and rolled them up, making the two people look more and more like each other. Look lonely.

“How did Brother Sambo meet Jiang Fan?” Hanabi rubbed her shoulders, trying to find a topic to kill time.

“It was definitely a blizzard night. I was lying in the snowdrift outside Belloberg and sleeping. Who knew he would come over and ask for Nano rescue.” Sambo rubbed his hands, looking very aggrieved.

“Brother Sambo is amazing. He actually slept in the snow. He must be cosplaying as Setsuna from the Ice Wolf Clan.” Hanabi gave a thumbs up. “He actually thought of Nano Rescue. To be honest, even I didn’t think of that!”

Sambo was stunned for a moment: “Then what did Miss Sparkle think of?”

“I have to find a nine-foot-tall strong man to let you seize the future…”

She didn’t believe even a single word that came out of the Masked Fool’s mouth. It was precisely because she was also a Masked Fool that she understood the urinal nature of that group of people better.

So she naturally didn’t believe Sangbo’s lie that he only met Jiang Fan in Beloberg. Sangbo knew Jiang Fan earlier than she did, and it was impossible for them to meet on a snowstorm night.

Sambo kept telling lies, so naturally she was willing to talk nonsense with Sambo when she was bored.

He said that he and Jiang Fan fell in love in the vast snow, and that he and Jiang Fan were actually childhood sweethearts. He also said that Jiang Fan was actually the beginning of the three-stage power of joy. He went on and on and said that Jiang Fan actually had an older brother who digs his bones. , Sambo was stunned for a moment.

…..

Thirteen minutes later, Xing opened the door to Jiang Fan’s room in advance, touched his belly, licked his baby’s sweet smile and walked in. He hummed softly as he walked and seemed to be in a good mood.

She broke the record again, consuming a large portion of braised chicken and rice, a pizza, a mousse cake and a liter of sugar-free Coke in thirteen minutes. Her expression seemed like she was still unfinished. of.

“Thirteen minutes? It broke the record.” Jiang Fan raised his head and glanced at the clock hanging on the wall of the living room.

“It’s just so so. I’m a little anxious to eat. If I hold on, I can still make room for a few egg tarts if I need to go to the toilet.” Xing sat down slowly on the sofa.

“I believe it. After all, you are always very talented in those meaningless things. I don’t know whether I should praise you as a genius or call you a loser.”

“Then have you studied how to use the dream access device? I think it looks like the Hulk’s training chamber… You won’t lie in it and be forced to sleep under anesthesia, right?” Xing said.

“It’s the same as when you test the simulated universe. You can understand it as a dream version of the simulated universe.” Jiang Fan explained to Xing, “It’s just the first time you enter the dream world and you may experience hallucinations and weightlessness, but that’s no big deal. Take a deep breath and feel dizzy. is normal. “

Xing hesitated for a while and then said cautiously: “Then no one should be able to see my dream, right?”

“Look at your dream?” Jiang Fan was a little surprised, “Are you afraid that they will fight you for the trash can in your dream?”

Xing tightened her shoulders and smiled coyly: “After all, I am a mature woman. It is understandable to have some embarrassing dreams occasionally…”

Jiang Fan nodded subconsciously. Xing was indeed not young anymore. Although he was just a baby in terms of memory, he was an adult in his heart after all. His treatment was the same as that of Xiao Sanyue, but he didn’t know whether the protagonist in her dream was a trash can or a trash can. Those barrels that she smashed.

Could it be that the trash can in the dream is wearing a high-end custom-made suit and is applying sunscreen to the star who is lying on the beach and sunbathing?

“Don’t worry, the dream world is a collective dream, not one where you can do whatever you want with your own dreams.” Elise comforted her.

“Then what are we waiting for? Let’s start dreaming quickly.” Xing stood up slowly while holding on to the table, “What should I do? Should I just lie in there? Or do I need to take off my clothes and lie in there?”

“It’s okay. I’m not afraid of Jiang Fan peeking. After all, he is young and energetic. It’s easy to understand if he has some desire. Besides, we are the same as each other. We are like brothers. One glance will not make me lose any meat.” It seems to be. Noticing the inaccuracy in her words, she added specifically.

Jiang Fan was silent for a while, thinking to himself, who gave you the confidence as an old man? Even if you were naked and lying on the bed in a seductive posture, I would spit on you, turn around and leave.

You are not even more attractive to me than Sylva’s sandwiches or Cocolia’s porridge!

“We…we don’t need a dream device. Jiang Fan said he has a way to enter dreams without a dream device.” Elise stared at Xing’s chest for two seconds and showed a kind and friendly smile.

At best, they can only deal with B, and they haven’t even set foot in the territory of C. People at this level are just like pawns. Although they look good, their IQ and physique are flaws. The threat level is basically air. They are so weak, okay?

Jiang Fan was too lazy to talk to Xing anymore and patted her shoulder: “Take a deep breath, dizziness is normal.”

Xing licked his lips and wanted to get up to get a glass of water, but when his shoulder was gently patted by Jiang Fan, he felt like Bi Mawen was pressed under the Five Elements Mountain.

She opened her mouth to say something, but her arms became heavier and heavier. Her eyelids seemed to be weighed down by a thousand pounds of weight. Her mind was confused. She felt like she was walking on the Purcell in a space suit. Her vision gradually blurred into darkness. .

…..

37.9, please consciously generate electricity, otherwise when I recover, I will drag the network cable to find you one by one.

Chapter 245 Three Methods

Standing in the bustling crowd, Xing glanced at Buzz Lightyear, who was passing by on a bicycle, and looked up at the domed door of the Daydream Hotel, which was engraved with the Eye of Horus.

She felt that she must be sick, and she was very sick. Judging from the symptoms, she must be a typical two-dimensional delusion, or maybe there was some reaction to the pizza and braised chicken and rice in her stomach that caused her to have severe hallucinations.

Buzz Lightyear passed by her on a bicycle. She could have sworn that there was no clockwork behind Buzz Lightyear, no antenna on his head, and no one was holding the remote control to control it.

Looking up, there are various interlaced metal tracks, nuts-like things rolling past quickly, and a giant whale that is different from the three-dimensional projection.

If she wasn’t blind, she must have jumped out of the spring, and someone was stepping on the wall to imitate Spider-Man jumping up and down the wall.

But if it’s a two-dimensional paranoia, then why are there only Buzz Lightyear riding a bicycle and clocks and televisions that have been trained to have arms and legs?

What about those girls who wear miniskirts to reveal their long, white thighs? What about those familiar two-dimensional wives? What about the setting where you can see her fatness when you bump into a beautiful girl at the corner?

Damn it! Is it possible that there are not those two-dimensional girls in my paranoia, but only those weird clocks and TVs?

Then she still wants to have a fair!

She slowly sat down holding the door and closed her eyes: “I must have woken up the wrong way just now. Now I will close my eyes and wake up again.”

“Stop playing around. What you see when you wake up a thousand times and ten thousand times are still those walking clocks and TV sets. Do you think you will find Mai Sakurajima and Taiga Aisaka massaging you when you wake up?”

“Nonono, Jiang Fan, you have misunderstood the point, okay? Why are there TVs and clocks with arms and legs in the dream world? And what the hell is Buzz Lightyear riding a bicycle? There are even people riding bicycles. Donkey’s Megatron!” Star climbed up holding the door and pointed to the Ferris wheel in the distance.

It is not a dream world with pleasant scenery and two-dimensional beautiful girls at all, but a large dream world where all kinds of monsters and monsters are dancing. They are standing in front of the Daydream Hotel, and all kinds of strange toys are wandering on the street, a giant clock and a theater. The sound is melodious and continuous.