“Wow, that’s awesome! I look forward to that day. If you can tease us, that would be even better.”

Well, that being said, let’s be happy.” The man said casually.

Then, he raised his glass and saluted Banxia: “Welcome to the tavern, Fool.”

As these words were spoken, the entire tavern fell silent, and everyone’s eyes were focused on Banxia.

Although Banxia felt a little uncomfortable, she still smiled and raised her glass in response.

“As much as I want to say this, you have to complete a task before you can get the certification.”

“What do you mean?”

“To join the Masked Fool, you need to get the mask on the ship of the Mourning Actor as a tavern entrance ticket. There is no doubt about that~”

His tone was lighthearted and playful, but it revealed an unquestionable majesty, as if this was an established rule that could not be broken or ignored.

“If you can do that, I will prepare a glass of wine called ‘Crazy Destruction of Solar Prominence’ to welcome you. This is a legendary wine! It is said that it is made from the blood of the God of Destruction – ‘Nanook’. How about it? Are you looking forward to it?

And those so-called ‘mourning actors’ were nothing but a group of staunch anti-hedonists. They were a bunch of ignorant ascetics, but they unexpectedly gained the favor and favour of our Lord Aha.

If you want to get the blessing of my Lord, then you must get their masks. Only by wearing these masks can you be allowed to enter the tavern. This is how we fools enter, and my Lord also acquiesces to this behavior. So, are you ready?”

Banxia nodded ignorantly, looking as if she understood but not quite.

Then the enthusiastic Masked Fools gave him advice, contributed maps, and marked locations. It seemed like everyone was kind-hearted…

“Um, does the mask you’re talking about look like this?”

Banxia looked at the people in front of him with a puzzled look, and then slowly took out a white crying face mask from his arms. In fact, he had already discovered this mask since he woke up, but he still didn’t understand its purpose.

“You kid actually have a mask? And you dare to tease us… You’re so good at it, we actually believed it!” The man widened his eyes in surprise, then smiled and applauded Banxia, ​​and then all the fools applauded at the same time.

Banxia only realized at this moment that her decision seemed a bit too rash… She seemed to be the only normal person here…

Chapter 218 Star

Epsilon, a prosperous place of drunkenness and debauchery, the focal point of the prosperity of the entire universe. Countless superstars were born here, but now, something not so good has happened here.

In a factory building where no sunlight can be seen, a dozen masked men armed with guns are nervously checking the surrounding situation.

“Strange… How could this happen?! We kidnapped their favorite superstar, but they don’t care at all? Aren’t they afraid of arousing public anger?” the leader roared.

“It’s been ten system hours, and there’s still no news.”

He walked towards the middle of the factory and finally came to a young man with short white hair. At this time, the young man was looking around with interest, and when he saw the group of leaders who kidnapped him coming over, he smiled.

“I say, what’s the point of kidnapping me? You can’t get any money from me.”

“What bullshit are you talking about? You are a popular star in Epseron now. You are worthless? You must be kidding.”

The young man shook his head: “That’s the problem. I am indeed a star in Epseron, but do you know why I can become a star?”

“How do I know

The young man shook his head and sighed: “In fact, I am a slave. To be more precise, I am an abandoned slave.”

Hearing this, the kidnappers were all stunned, and then burst into laughter.

“Hahaha, who are you kidding? If you were a slave, wouldn’t that make me the emperor?”

“That’s right, do you think we are fools?”

“Can a slave become a big star?”

Facing the ridicule of the crowd, the young man said seriously: “Yes, I am a slave, the kind of slave abandoned by the master. However, I was lucky to be thrown into a place called Epsilon. Here, as long as you have talent, you can make a name for yourself. So, with my singing talent and hard work, I finally became who I am today – a big star known throughout the universe.”

After saying that, the young man shrugged helplessly, with a bitter smile on his face. “What a pity, my master doesn’t care about these things. In their eyes, I’m just a commodity, a tool that can help them make money. So, there’s no point in you kidnapping me. I’m worthless to them. They can always foster a new slave to replace me.”

Hearing this, the men’s eyes widened and they looked at the young man in disbelief. One of them couldn’t help but shout, “Are you telling the truth?! Impossible, how could you be a slave! You are…”

“I’m not lying to you. If you don’t believe me, you can look at my chest. There is my product number~” the young man smiled and responded in a relaxed tone.

Everyone looked at each other in bewilderment. After hesitating for a moment, someone finally stepped forward and carefully tore open the young man’s clothes. Sure enough, on his chest, there was a string of numbers clearly printed, which was the so-called product number.

“Really, it’s actually true…” the man muttered to himself, his eyes full of shock and confusion.

At this time, the young man suddenly asked: “Hey, judging from your posture, are you responsible for all the recent robberies?”

However, the other party did not answer the young man’s question, but paced back and forth on the spot, his face full of worry. Originally, he thought that he had kidnapped a big star and could make a lot of millions of credit points, but he didn’t expect that he turned out to be a slave. This time, he really lost both the wife and the army… Slaves, slaves are just toys of the rich… If they can support a star, they can also support the next one…

No, they can give this news to the information dealers in Epseron, they love this kind of gossip!

While a bunch of idiots were still daydreaming, Banxia felt that it was getting late and the kidnapping game should be over. He had a notice to catch up to in five hours on his schedule. Otherwise, his assistants and secretaries might want to skin him alive… although they couldn’t do it…

In fact, he had already untied the ropes on his body. He was caught by this group of people only because he was bored. Now it is time to get rid of these people.

Under the shocked gazes of the crowd, Banxia broke free from her restraints and stood up from the chair where she was tied.

“He untied the rope!!”

“Don’t let him get away.”

Several kidnappers who were close by rushed over first. They had checked before and found that the other party did not have any weapons, so a few people were more than enough to deal with him.

Looking at the big man rushing towards her, Banxia calmly put her hand on her belt and then pulled it out.

His belt was made up of many triangular blades with silver-white edges and scarlet in the middle. These triangular blades were connected to each other to form a long belt. When Banxia casually swung it, the belt unfolded like a whip, but strangely, it was not as soft as an ordinary whip, but had a hard texture. As Banxia moved, this strange whip-like blade quickly changed its form and turned into a straight long sword.

The side of the sword is made up of countless thin sheets with sewing on the sides, like snake scales. These thin sheets are closely arranged together to form the main structure of the sword body. The material that makes up these thin sheets is very special. It has a certain degree of flexibility, but also has hardness and rigidity. This unique material makes the whole sword both elastic and tough, and can adapt to the needs of various combat scenes.

Although the sword was quietly held in Banxia’s hand, a closer look revealed that it seemed to be wriggling slightly. This wriggling was not an irregular tremor, but a rhythmic movement, as if the sword was accumulating strength and preparing to attack at any time. The thin sheets on the sword rubbed against each other, making a slight rustling sound, which made people think of a python ready to attack.

It looks like this

In the blink of an eye, the heads of the burly men in front of them exploded like watermelons, and thick blood spurted out like a fountain, dyeing the floor and Banxia’s white shirt bright red.

The Chain Snake Soft Sword in his hand seemed to have life, greedily devouring every drop of blood. As the blood poured in, the sword gradually glowed scarlet, and the length and hardness of the sword also increased.

Then, Banxia transformed his sword into a long whip again, and in an instant, everyone in the factory was included in his attack range. Before these people even had time to react, they were ruthlessly chopped to pieces by Banxia, ​​along with their guns.

When the last enemy fell, Banxia stopped what he was doing. He straightened his clothes, re-tied his belt, and then found the key to the door from the debris on the ground.

With Banxia’s departure, the abandoned factory returned to its former dead silence, and Banxia disappeared into the darkness.

Half an hour later, he, who was originally covered in dirt and exhausted, was now lying comfortably in the hotel’s exclusive bathtub. The steaming water wrapped around his body, warm and comfortable. The air was filled with fresh incense, filling the entire bathroom with a peaceful and relaxing atmosphere.

On his chest, the so-called product code had been cleaned up by him, and it was just a realistic tattoo sticker.

In a corner not far away, a retro phonograph was slowly turning, the needle gently rubbing against the vinyl record, producing melodious music. It was one of his favorite tracks, and every note seemed to be gently caressing his soul, making him immersed in it and unable to extricate himself.

As the music played, he closed his eyes, feeling the embrace of the hot water, and his thoughts gradually drifted away. All the troubles and pressures were gone, leaving only the peace and tranquility deep in his heart.

“boom!!”

A loud noise echoed in the corridor, and the door of Banxia’s room was kicked open. Several angry women in suits rushed in. Their eyes were fixed on Banxia lying on the bed, full of anger.

“You bastard! You actually came here to slack off?! Do you know how worried we are?” one of them shouted angrily. Her voice was full of dissatisfaction and anxiety.

Another person couldn’t help but speak up, with a tone of helplessness and reproach: “Ancestor, you are my ancestor, please at least tell us, if we hadn’t checked your spending records, no one would have found this place!”

The last person pointed out the window and said angrily: “Do you know how many paparazzi there are outside?!”

However, facing all this, Banxia just yawned, stretched, and then slowly sat up, looking at the red-faced and emotional secretaries and assistants in front of him, and responded indifferently:

“There’s still quite a while until the next announcement on my schedule. Why are you so excited?” His tone was relaxed, as if he didn’t care about all this at all.

As he said this, he reached for the wine in the ice bucket beside him, and without using a wine glass, he opened the bottle and drank it down in one gulp.

“Ah… so cool~~

Okay, okay, I know you care about me, it’s all right now… Huanyu, Xipu, Huanyu, do you have anything else to do? If not…”

“Of course!”

Huanyu took out a list and recited it one by one: “Last month, because of a whim, you went to the ownerless planet – Tsyganiya-IX. Because of a conflict with the local indigenous people, you actually wiped out all the members of the Kartika tribe. Do you admit it?!”

“Oh, they are just a bunch of villains anyway, just kill them.”

“Yeah, they didn’t let any of the old or the children go, they were really cruel.”

“Of course, we have to root out the weeds. Besides, I didn’t kill the old man. When the old men in their tribe lose their labor force, they will be eaten… If there is a famine, they will not let the children go either.”

“Okay, next… Half a month ago, you started your journey without saying a word. On the way, you arrived at the digital planet – Genergus, and spread the digital virus you spontaneously researched to the planet, causing all inorganic life on the planet to completely go out of control, so that you could take away the source code of this planet – “Star Core”. Do you admit it?”

“Oh, I admit it. It’s just a hobby. Besides, the reason I spread the digital virus is because the people on their planet made a bet with me. I boasted that I could crack all viruses, and then… that’s it. What’s the problem?”

“Okay, keep reading… A week ago, you set out on a journey again, your destination was the mechanical planet – Nibiru, where you used force to force the local residents to hand over their core technology – the “Genesis Engine”. Do you admit it?”

“I just threatened him a little bit. After all, the old man is too stubborn. If I don’t do this, he won’t hand over the engine.”

“Haha, what a nice threat. Did you know that almost everyone on the planet died?”

“Oh my, there’s nothing I can do. It’s just that the old man is so ignorant. Besides, I just want the engine, I don’t really want to kill them.

I also helped them resolve the civil unrest, and they even thanked me. As long as there are no people, there will naturally be no civil unrest. “

“Okay, let’s talk about what you did at the same time last week. You actually went to rob a company to give to the Amber King, Creeper, the “building materials”!!!”

“The Amber King doesn’t like that thing anyway, so why not let me use it?”

“So you gave the ‘building materials’ to the ‘End of the World’ tavern for renovation, and you used the remaining materials to build a bathhouse…”

“Make the best use of it, right?”

“That’s why the company has increased the reward for you from 7.9 billion to 9.7 billion… They don’t even know your identity. A few days ago, a company representative came to visit Epsilon and asked you for your autograph…”

“Wow, it’s gone up again, great~”

“Do you know what would happen if they knew you were the one who robbed them of their “building materials”?”

“Well… I think they might be angry, but it’s not my fault. After all, those “building materials” are more valuable to me.”

Banxia’s three assistants and secretaries were almost speechless when they heard what he said. They wondered how they ended up with such a boss… But what else could they do? After all, they had already signed a contract to sell themselves to him, and they could only work for him for the rest of their lives…

At this time, one of them said, “Let me tell you about the upcoming schedule… In addition to the two announcements and a part in a crew, you will also be participating in a tour in three days. The first stop is Xianzhou Luofu. That is the territory of the [Patrol], so you must not cause trouble for us again!”

Banxia nodded repeatedly and replied, “Yeah, okay.”

However, another assistant couldn’t help but complain: “Boss, do you know that your credit with us has hit rock bottom?”

The person next to him echoed: “Yeah, every time I hear you promise us, I get goosebumps all over my body.”

Banxia was about to retort a few more times when his cell phone suddenly rang. He quickly answered the phone: “Hello?… Oh, tsk… Let me think about it, whatever, just help me deal with those bodies.

…Yes, yes, you are my big sponsor, I will remember that. I will go to Luofu for a tour later, do you need me to bring any special products?

Well, okay, that’s it for now, I’m hanging up.”

Banxia hung up the phone and breathed a sigh of relief. It was really difficult to serve a big money sponsor, but no matter what, the other party was his benefactor who supported him step by step to where he is today, so he couldn’t say anything.

Chapter 219 Secret

When Banxia woke up the next day, his consciousness was still in a state of confusion, but his hands habitually reached for the bedside table to look for his cell phone. However, when his fingers touched the smooth tabletop, a feeling of doubt and uneasiness surged in his heart.

He tried hard to open his heavy eyelids and found that the mobile phone that should have been placed beside the bed was missing. He sat up suddenly, lifted the quilt, and carefully checked the surroundings, but still could not find any trace of the mobile phone.

Banxia frowned and rubbed her temples, trying to recall what happened last night. However, the memory in her mind seemed to be shrouded in a layer of fog, blurry and unclear.

Finally, he found the phone in the ice bucket where he had put the wine last night. When he saw the scene in the bucket, he was stunned. The phone was soaked in some unknown vomit and exuded a disgusting smell.

Banxia felt nauseous and quickly covered his mouth and nose. He had no idea why he threw his phone into the ice bucket, and he had no idea what the vomit was.

He shook his head vigorously, hoping to sober himself up, but he still couldn’t remember the specific details of what happened last night.

After much hesitation, Banxia decided not to pick up the phone from the bucket. He raised his head and looked at the clock on the wall. It was almost noon. Suddenly, a thought flashed through his mind – there seemed to be a notice to attend today.

He patted his forehead and sighed in frustration. He was going to stand up again, which seemed to have become his habit.

Where should I go to have fun today?

Banxia dressed neatly, fastened his belt, and walked out of the room slowly. He decided to go downstairs to enjoy a hearty lunch before checking out and leaving.

His lunch was simple, just a few slices of bread spread with honey, a plate of delicious bacon, and a large bottle of cold wheat wine.

Just as he was concentrating on enjoying the food, some people suddenly gathered around. They looked at Banxia’s face carefully, and then several young men and women walked up to him cautiously and asked softly, “Excuse me, are you Mr. Banxia?”

Banxia nodded slightly to show her affirmation.

“Oh my God! It’s actually him!” Several girls were so excited that they almost screamed, but out of respect for the people around them, they tried their best to suppress their inner joy.