Siheyuan: I just like to stir up trouble
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When she was still Taoist Cihang, Taoist Randeng was the deputy leader of their teaching.
Sometimes Yuanshi was in retreat, and Ran Deng would guide them in their cultivation, so she was very familiar with Ran Deng.
“Ah, you saw through it. Well, to tell you the truth, I am actually Duobao Taoist under the disciple of Master Tongtian!”
“It’s ridiculous, who doesn’t know that the Taoist Duobao of the past is the Tathagata Buddha today!”
Lin Fan continued to talk nonsense, making Guanyin’s face even more ugly.
“Why do you know everything? There is no other way, so I can only tell you. In fact, I am Taoist Cihang, one of the twelve golden immortals under the sect of Yuanshi Tianzun!”
“How dare you tease me like this? Today I will let you know that Buddha is also angry!”
Guanyin’s expression changed when she heard this, and then she took out the willow branch from the mutton-fat jade bottle and flicked it. A willow leaf fell off and came towards Lin Fan overwhelmingly.
“It’s interesting, come to Jiuzhongtian for a battle!”
With a thought in his mind, Lin Fan disappeared with the girls in Chang’an. The willow leaf followed Lin Fan, and Guanyin also disappeared when he saw it.
“How can a mere willow leaf trap me?
“The laws of heaven and earth!”
Lin Fan flew to the ninth level of the sky and used the magic of heaven and earth. His body increased tens of thousands of times, and the willow leaf that enveloped him exploded instantly.
Seeing this, Guanyin swung the willow branch in her hand, and the willow branch turned into a long whip and whipped towards Lin Fan.
“Bring it to you!”
Lin Fan saw this and did not dodge. He directly grabbed the long whip and started wrestling with Guanyin.
Because Lin Fan possesses the Nine Transformation Mysterious Skills and possesses the origin of Houtu, his physical body is extremely powerful, and Guanyin cannot hold him down at all.
“Eight-Nine Mysterious Technique or Nine-turn Mysterious Technique?”
Guanyin’s expression changed when she saw this. She was once a disciple of Yuan Shi, so she had naturally experienced the Eight-Nine Mysterious Techniques.
But Lin Fan’s physical body was even better than Yang Jian’s physical body became a saint.
This also made Guanyin suspect that Lin Fan had practiced the Nine Turns Mysterious Technique of Pangu.
The Eight-Nine Mysterious Technique was specially simplified by Sanqing because he felt that the Pangu Nine-turn Mysterious Technique was too difficult to practice.
“It’s the Nine Transformations Mysterious Technique, come here!”
Lin Fan said and exerted force, and Guanyin was pulled down from the lotus throne.
Seeing that she was getting closer and closer to Lin Fan, Guanyin had no choice but to let go of her willow branch.
Lin Fan practices the Nine Turns Mysterious Skill and is invincible when pushed horizontally with her physical body. Once she gets close, she has no power to fight back.
So no matter how reluctant she was to part with her willow branch, she had to give it up.
Then Guanyin shook the mutton-fat jade bottle in her hand, and the three-light divine water in the bottle was splashed out by her.
The three-light divine water transformed in the air into the sunlight divine water that can consume blood, essence, bones, and flesh, the moonlight divine water that can corrode the soul of the soul, and the starlight divine water that can dissolve the consciousness of the true spirit.
“This three-light divine water is the first holy medicine for healing the flesh-white bones of the living dead. Wouldn’t it be a waste to let it divide into three lights?”
Lin Fan said that he spent 10 billion emotion points to buy a mutton-fat jade purification bottle in the emotion mall and collected the spilled Sanguang Divine Water.
“The mutton-fat jade purifying bottle, where did you get it?”
Looking at the bottle in Lin Fan’s hand that was exactly the same as his own mutton-fat jade bottle, Guanyin asked dumbfounded.
“Mine is a male and yours is a female, so my mutton-fat jade purifying bottle can only defeat yours!”
At this time, Lin Fan remembered what Sun Wukong said in the original Journey to the West, so he teased Guanyin with this.
Chapter 821 Suddenly happy to be a father
“Glib tongue!”
Avalokitesvara is also considered a powerful being, and was one of the twelve golden immortals of Chanjiao back then.
Now that he has entered Buddhism, although he has become a woman, his strength has not decreased but has increased. He immediately used his magical powers to fight Lin Fan.
The two of them fought from the nine heavens to the clouds, from the clouds to the East China Sea, and from the East China Sea to the underworld.
In the end, Lin Fan realized that Guanyin intended to lead him to Lingshan, so he stopped.
“Why don’t you fight?”
Guanyin couldn’t help but frown secretly when she saw Lin Fan stopped. Could it be that Lin Fan discovered her plan?
“Forget it, I won’t play with you anymore!”
Lin Fan didn’t bother to say anything more and simply disappeared in a flash.
“With the Nine Transformation Mysterious Skills, and being a Daluo Jinxian, he must have something to do with Sanqing. It’s a variable. It seems I have to ask the Buddha for advice!”
Guanyin stared at the place where Lin Fan disappeared for a while, and then headed towards Lingshan.
She had to tell Tathagata Buddha about this matter and let Tathagata Buddha decide.
“Finished?”
When Lin Fan returned to Fang Meng and the others, Lou Xiao’e asked curiously.
“After the fight, Guanyin is not kind. I was going to play with her, but she lured me to Lingshan Mountain to let Tathagata deal with me! I can’t beat Tathagata at the pinnacle of quasi-sage, so I won’t play with Guanyin! “
Lin Fan smiled, he was just playing with Guanyin, otherwise Guanyin would have been defeated long ago if he took out the Hongmeng Sky Ruler.
But he had no grudge against Guanyin, so he didn’t bother to deal harshly with her.
“Brother Lin Fan, we were disturbed by Guanyin before, why don’t we go back to Chang’an to go shopping now?”
Lou Xiaoe and the others nodded, and then Fang Meng asked curiously.
“Since we were disturbed by her, let’s forget it. Let’s go back to find Keli and the others.”
“Are you going to find Keli or Qin? They have changed the system of the Knights just to be able to spend time with you. Why are you still leaving her in Mondstadt?”
At this time, Lou Xiao’e said to Lin Fan playfully.
“Even if the system of the Knights is changed, Qin is still the leader of the Knights, and there is no way she can run around with us!”
Lin Fan said with a smile, then waved his hand and led the girls to Mondstadt.
“Big brother!”
When Lin Fan and the others appeared in Qin’s office, Keli immediately rushed towards him like a cannonball and jumped directly into his arms.
“Keli, are you so excited to see your big brother? Why not let him be your father?”
Lisa on the side saw Keli and Lin Fan being so close, and couldn’t help but smile and tease them.
“dad?”
When Keli heard this, she tilted her head and looked at Lisa, and then she started thinking seriously.
“Mom, where is Keli’s father?”
After thinking for a long time, Keli could only hold back one sentence and asked about Alice.
“Well, this, that, your father is Lin Fan, yes, that’s him. He abandoned us, mother and daughter, so my mother had to raise Keli alone!”
Alice’s eyes kept turning when she heard this, and she couldn’t think of anything to say in response.
But when she saw Lin Fan with a smile on his face, she suddenly had an idea and chose to put the blame on Lin Fan’s head.
“Brother Lin Fan, it turns out you have an illegitimate daughter!”
Fang Meng and the others all laughed when they heard this. Alice was obviously in a hurry and went to the doctor, and started talking nonsense, but this did not stop them from teasing Lin Fan about it.
“Brother? Dad?”
After hearing Alice’s words, Keli felt that her little brain was not enough.
“Alice, Meng’er, what are you talking about? You’re teaching a bad child!”
Lin Fan helplessly touched Keli’s head, and he was inexplicably happy to be a father.
“Keli, look, your father doesn’t recognize you anymore, forget it, let’s go!”
Alice quickly took Keli away from Lin Fan’s arms to prevent Keli from continuing to struggle with this issue.
“I don’t, Keli wants to be with her father!”
Keli hugged Lin Fan’s neck tightly and didn’t let go. Although her head was buzzing, she was willing to get close to Lin Fan, whether it was her brother or her father.
“Alice!”
Lin Fan couldn’t help but give Alice a shudder. The witch actually made a joke about herself, and she couldn’t seem to explain it now.
“It’s just a title anyway, you won’t suffer any loss, why are you so excited!”
Alice covered her head and rolled her eyes, but Li was still young. What did she know? Her father was her father.
“Dad, Kelly misses Nasida!”
Keli couldn’t understand Lin Fan’s helplessness, and she was very happy that Lin Fan was her father.
At this time, Keli thought of Nasida, so she leaned into Lin Fan’s ear and said.
“Nasida? Then I’ll help you invite her!”
Lin Fan didn’t bother to explain. Keli didn’t have a father anyway, so what if he was Keli’s father?
Then Lin Fan waved his hand, and the small and exquisite Nasida suddenly appeared in Qin’s office.
“Nascida, are you here? Dad, let me down quickly!”
Seeing her little friend coming, Keli no longer stayed in Lin Fan’s arms and struggled to get down.
“dad?”
Nasida was a little surprised. How come Lin Fan became Keli’s father after not seeing him for a while?
“Yes, mom said, the eldest brother is Keli’s father! No wonder the eldest brother has always been so kind to Keli. It turns out that he is his father in disguise. Dad must want to play hide-and-seek with Keli, but now Keli finds out I have learned my father’s identity!”
Lin Fan put down Keli, and Keli hurriedly ran to Nasida’s side to explain.
“is it?”
Nacida is only small in body, but her age and temperament are not small.