Chapter 344 Don’t Discuss Poop While Eating

“Artificial humans are such a great thing~” Krillin looked very happy. Two beautiful artificial humans stood beside him. Their soft and boneless little hands pressed on his body, making Krillin make seductive sounds.

“Your junior brother is useless.” Bulma said.

“It’s okay. The essence of our Kame-senryu training is to follow your heart. The current enjoyment is also a part of training.” Zhang Shan said with a smile. Krillin is just getting started. Kame-senryu is really outrageous!

“This is all training…” Bulma was speechless, and then she didn’t want to waste time on this topic anymore, and said: “The combat power tester has been completed, and the combat power of Earth’s martial artists can be tested tomorrow.”

“Well, it’s just right to get rid of those scoundrels.” Zhang Shan nodded. The No. 1 Martial Arts Conference he organized this time was not the stingy conference like before. The No. 1 Martial Arts Conference in the World only cost 500,000 Sony, which Sun Wukong could finish in one meal.

This time, Zhang Shan increased the prize money from 500,000 Sony to 300 million Sony, and also gave away a very smooth artificial human whose gender would be customized according to the sexual interests of the champion.

In the past two days, Zhang Shan took Sun Wukong and Krillin to see Dr. Gro, and gave their cells to Dr. Gro for research, so that he could quickly develop a truly powerful artificial human.

Dr. Gro didn’t know why Zhang Shan was urging him again. Although he was a mad scientist, he also needed a break, right? He was not a donkey, and he was on call 24 hours a day.

No, donkeys won’t be on standby all the time!
After receiving the genes of Sun Wukong and Krillin, Dr. Gro had no choice but to start the research because he was being watched by Zhang Shan.

“Eh? Eh!” Dr. Gero stared at the data on the computer with his eyes wide open, saying in disbelief, “These two guys have become so much stronger in just two years!”

Two years ago, Sun Wukong and the Red Ribbon Army had a not-so-pleasant past. At that time, Dr. Gero took some of Sun Wukong’s genes and later tested it with a combat power detector. At that time, Sun Wukong’s combat power was less than 60, but now Sun Wukong’s combat power has reached more than 100, which is much stronger than before!
“Has their combat effectiveness become a little stronger than before? That’s normal. After all, both of them are still in the growth stage. In two years, their strength will become even stronger.” Zhang Shan said.

“Will it be even more powerful?” Dr. Gro pondered. He seemed to understand why Zhang Shan forbade him to experiment on humans. After discovering this, given his personality, he would definitely experiment on humans in the future, right?

“Of course, I will continue to become stronger!” Sun Wukong smiled, firmly believing that he will continue to become stronger!
Krillin shook his head modestly, but he was actually extremely happy inside!

Dr. Gro suddenly looked at Zhang Shan, rubbed his hands and said: “Boss, your current combat power…”

“four million.”

“Nani!!!”

Klin and Dr. Gero’s jaws dropped!

“Four…four million???”

“Are you kidding? My combat power is less than four hundred, and yours is four million?” Krillin screamed. We are all from the Kame style, why are you showing off?

Because Sun Wukong is not good at math, he does not understand the numerical gap between himself and Zhang Shan.

But he knew that Zhang Shan was very strong because he could not sense the aura from Zhang Shan.

“That’s enough. This is just my combat power. If I had let it go and improved, my combat power would have exceeded 1 billion by now.” Zhang Shan said calmly. In the past few years, he had not used the bug that allowed Saiyans to increase their combat power after being resurrected from the brink of death. Instead, he relied purely on his own practice to reach his current combat power.

Bulma: Yes, yes, yes. I don’t know who asked me to send you Senzu beans urgently every time I was half dead from training.

“A billion!!!”

After showing off in front of everyone, Zhang Shan was in a good mood. He took Sun Wukong and Krillin into the gravity room and let them officially start gravity training.

“Damn it! Is just twice the gravity so terrifying?” Krillin insisted with gritted teeth. Fortunately, he did not slack off in the past two years, otherwise he would have difficulty even standing up now.

Sun Wukong wasn’t in a much better condition, moving his feet with difficulty.

As the two of them exerted their strength, the aura on their bodies became somewhat turbulent. It was estimated that if the gravity was increased to five times, neither of them would be able to maintain perfect control of their aura, and the air would leak out.

Soon it was the day of the martial arts tournament. A 3,000-square-meter arena was located in the center, surrounded by a circle of audience seats. Compared with three years ago, the scene was undoubtedly a little bigger. As the organizer, Zhang Shan would not participate in those messy competitions this time.

Even Sun Wukong and Krillin did not participate. Of course, this does not mean that they will not take action.

The champion of this competition will have the opportunity to challenge Krillin and Sun Wukong. If both of them lose, the winner will have the opportunity to challenge Zhang Shan.

As long as you have the strength to defeat Zhang Shan, you will be given an extra set of Dragon Balls to summon a dragon and fulfill any of your wishes.

The matter of Dragon Ball has also become popular on the Internet in the past two years. It seemed that the King of Rice broke the news in order to become an Internet celebrity, but not long after, this guy disappeared.

In fact, they were recruited by Zhang Shan. He remembered that the King of Mixed Rice was a super genius. He beat this guy up when he was looking for Dragon Ball before. Later, the King of Mixed Rice ran away with two of his men. Zhang Shan was almost forgetting about these three people. Fortunately, they suddenly appeared, otherwise he would really be missing three useful cows and horses.

However, the matter of the Dragon Balls was also known to the people on Earth through the Internet. In desperation, Zhang Shan could only collect the Dragon Balls by himself. Except for the four star balls from Sun Wukong, the other six Dragon Balls were in his hands.

Moreover, the process of him collecting the Dragon Balls was broadcast live on the entire network. There was no Dragon Ball Radar, but a reward was offered on the entire network. As long as anyone could provide the location of the Dragon Balls, they could get a considerable reward.

In this way, even if there are other people collecting Dragon Balls, as long as they are not doing it secretly, they will be reported in the end.

After collecting three dragon balls, Zhang Shan took out the Dragon Ball Radar and said that he would use this thing to quickly collect the dragon balls later. He did so indeed. It took him less than five minutes to collect the remaining three dragon balls. Only one four-star ball was left to be collected. Zhang Shan’s statement to the outside world was “I have six, and the remaining one can’t make any waves.”

Netizens said that in this case, Zhang Shan only needs to collect one dragon ball…

But Zhang Shan ignored these people. He put the Dragon Ball in a display cabinet at home and took it out to play with it from time to time.

“Ahem! Hello everyone! I’m Zhang Shan! The organizer of this martial arts tournament and also the final boss of this tournament!” Zhang Shan stood up from his high seat and said to the players and audience present: “Do you want the Dragon Balls? Do you want to realize your wish? Then come and defeat me!”

“Oh!!”

The atmosphere on the field reached an unprecedented high, with countless people cheering overwhelmingly.

Zhang Shan said with a smile: “Then, let’s leave the next matter to our golden referee. I look forward to the wonderful performances of the contestants. After all, you are all supermen with a combat power of more than seven!”

In this competition, Zhang Shan directly used the combat power detector as a pre-selection and eliminated all those whose combat power was less than seven. Don’t think that this combat power is very low. On Earth, including the orcs, there are not many people whose combat power can reach this level.

Those who come to participate in the competition this time and have a combat power of five will be rewarded by Zhang Shan, with 500,000 Sony vouchers. They can buy whatever they want, and their Universal Capsule Company will pay for it.

At this time, there were a total of 25 people standing in the backstage. The most eye-catching among them was Tien Shinhan with three eyes and the little man floating next to Tien Shinhan.

Sitting far away, Yamcha looks a bit like a savage, with his muscular body, which makes Satan fascinated. Satan is the Satan with a big afro, the future relative of Sun Wukong.

Satan’s combat power is like a clown in front of the Z warriors, but among ordinary people, Satan is undoubtedly the top. His combat power is as high as fifteen points, so terrifying!
Among the remaining people, there are those who have trained, those with super powers, and fairies.

Fairies are orcs like Ulonpur who have mastered strange spells.

With the cheers of the audience, the first group of contestants finally stepped onto the stage.

“The first one is Tien Shinhan vs. Yamcha. The God of Tea is really terrifying. He attacks the boss right away!” Zhang Shan secretly laughed in his heart: “Tien Shinhan’s combat power is 78, while Yamcha’s combat power is only 60. There is no suspense in this battle.”

Sure enough, even though Yamcha used all his skills, he was still easily defeated by Tien Shinhan and knocked away with one punch.

Seeing the exaggerated fighting scene between the two, Satan, who was watching in the backstage, was shocked.

“This… that speed is actually true! Combat power of seventy-eight, combat power of sixty.” Satan’s expression was very serious. He was only eighteen years old now, still young, and without any fame. Naturally, he would not think that he was the best in the world. Those who were stronger than him were just decoys.

Now he is just a newcomer who has just debuted.

After witnessing the battle between Tien Shinhan and Yamcha, the contestants had a direct understanding of their own fighting abilities.

The combat power of those superpower users is generally between eight and twelve, and they are all filled with panic at this moment.

“Do we really have to fight these monsters…”

Compared to the contestants’ panic, the audience was extremely excited!

The first match was such a wonderful battle, which directly ignited their blood, especially Yamcha’s ultimate move, Wolf Fang Wind Fist, which won him a lot of fans.

As for the winner, there is no need to say much. His cool attitude has won him a lot of fans, and many people are looking forward to the battle between Tien Shinhan and Son Goku.

In this round, Jiaozi was lucky enough to have a bye and advanced directly.

After the first round of competition, those with super powers also appeared in the public eye, opening people’s eyes to the fact that there are so many powerful people in the dark corners of this world.

At the same time, they also lamented that these people with super powers are really good at hiding. They have been connected to the Internet for two years, but these people have never exposed themselves!
At the end of the day, the top four were decided: Tien Shinhan, Satan, Silka, and Yuri.

Yes, it was the Yuri who was determined to climb the Karin Tower.

After two years of hard work, although still not successful, Yuli’s combat power has reached seventeen points, which is stronger than Satan.

Because Youli is at the foot of Karin Tower, where there is one of the best martial arts training environments on Earth, which has rapidly improved Youli’s combat power. However, Youli’s body shape seems to have been finalized. Two years have passed, and the biggest change from two years ago is that the little girl is more watery, making people want to pinch her chubby little face.

“Well, today’s competition ends here. Let’s look forward to tomorrow’s semi-finals and finals, as well as the final championship challenge!”

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Home.

Bulma took Yuri to take a shower, while Son Goku was watching the video of the match between Yamcha and Tien Shinhan. This guy had been watching it for a whole day and didn’t feel bored at all.

“Wukong, it’s time for dinner.” Zhang Shan said. Sun Wukong replied without even looking up: “Got it, I’ll go right away!”

He now looks like a child watching cartoons, and nothing can interrupt him.

Zhang Shan shook his head helplessly and said, “Okay, you can fight Tien Shinhan tomorrow. Leave your curiosity to tomorrow. To tell you the truth, Tien Shinhan still has many powerful moves that he hasn’t used yet!”

“Really?” Sun Wukong’s eyes lit up and he finally looked away from the video.

“Of course, when have I ever lied to you?” Zhang Shan said, “Tien Shinhan has a strong control over his energy. Do you think he doesn’t have any tricks up his sleeve?”

“Wuhu! That’s awesome! I really want to compete with him soon!” Sun Wukong said excitedly.

Everyone gathered together and looked at Zhang Shan and Sun Wukong who were eating away everything in a flash. Krillin complained: “You two have really good appetites. I’m really curious about the structure of your stomachs.”

“Actually, Krillin, you can do it too.” Zhang Shan put down the bun in his hand and said.

“Me? I can’t do that. I’ll definitely get a stomachache if I eat too much!” Klin shook his head.

“Didn’t I show you the return of life before? That’s also a way to use chi, to absorb all the energy in the food, without even having to poop!”

“Hey! You don’t even need to poop! Is that so exaggerated?”

“After all, all the energy is absorbed, and the residue in the food, burping, or farting…”

Bang!
Bulma stuffed the big bowl of noodles directly into Zhang Shan’s mouth and said through gritted teeth: “No talking while eating, let alone discussing poop!”

“Hahaha! Big Brother is so miserable!” Sun Wukong laughed with glee.

Krillin lowered his head and ate in silence, but he was also trying to use Qi to speed up digestion and absorption. With his current control over Qi, he mastered this technique after a few times.

At the same time, Krillin found that his body was like a hungry beast, madly devouring the energy he had just obtained. The energy in his body was also increasing rapidly, and after a moment his combat power reached eighty points!

“It really works!”

After dinner, Zhang Shan pulled Sun Wukong into the gravity room. This kid actually dared to laugh at him!
How dare a single guy laugh at him, a successful man who has a loving wife? He must give Sun Wukong a good beating!
“Five times gravity?! Aaaaah!”

Sun Wukong’s screams echoed in the gravity room, but fortunately he had the magic beans, so his life was not in danger.

(End of this chapter)