Reopen! Spider-Man!
Chapter 299 Spider-Man and Goddess Sif
Chapter 299 Spider-Man and Goddess Sif (Subscribe)
That day, Charlotte finished her snacks, drank her juice, and tried on her swimming trunks.
It was already night when I got home.
He lay exhausted on the sofa at home and couldn’t help sighing.
“I will never eat or drink for free again. You will have to pay for what you have done.”
He stared blankly at the ceiling.
After a long time, a dark shadow suddenly appeared under the dim light.
“Who is it?!” Charlotte was shocked.
“A beautiful and mature woman who performed well and finally became a Thunder agent by redeeming herself from her crime.”
In an instant, a beam of light hit the female Deadpool, and before she could make a seductive gesture, she was kicked out of the window by Charlotte.
“Do you really think this is heaven?”
After doing all this, Charlotte clapped her hands and said, “Go to hell, you miser who won’t even give me a hundred dollars!”
He cursed and turned to walk into the bedroom, then began his daily practice of devouring magic.
The next day, the weather was still very good.
But some people are unlucky.
“Hi, I’m your good friend Jonah Jameson, and there’s new progress on the matter of Justin Hammer and other outstanding and brave chairmen fighting Spider-Man.”
On TV, Jonah maintained his standard smile as he recounted what happened this morning.
“Within half an hour, a total of 98 board members were imprisoned under the mark of Saka. They did not follow Spider-Man’s request, and their legal team was actively working to rescue their boss and even wanted to send the invincible Spider-Man to prison.”
At this point, Jonah Jameson finally couldn’t help laughing.
It’s still the familiar laughing emoticon.
After laughing, Jonah Jameson continued: “That’s naive, but I’ll tell you something even more naive.
The armed forces in that desert intend to use their new weapons to launch a precision attack on Spider-Man. No, to be more precise, they intend to use this method to threaten the invincible Spider-Man. After all, they cannot control the life and death of Spider-Man, but they can control the life and death of ordinary people.
They wanted to use this method to force Spider-Man to hand over the ruling power of the planet, which is the scepter in the hands of the aliens.
But Spider-Man already knew all these things, so as the biggest fan of the great Spider-Man, I was able to report this matter at the first time.
Just like Hammer Industries, their fate is to be sent to prison and sentenced to be without a wife. Yes, it is a male prison. Their wives will become other people’s lovers, their children will be beaten by other men, and their houses and cars will have new owners.
Oh, sorry, I was too wordy, I corrected that.”
Jonah Jameson adjusted his mood and said, “Friendly reminder, the Invincible Spider-Man has completely taken control of this planet, and no one can ignore Spider-Man’s orders.
Although this is dictatorial, it also seems to be an extremely evil thing.
But you know what, guys, Spider-Man is doing the right thing.
From today on, all humans who disobey Spider-Man’s orders will be punished, and the vampires led by Justin Hammer will no longer be able to exploit us unscrupulously. Let us celebrate this most milestone moment in human history!”
After saying that, Jonah took out the colorful flower bucket from his feet.
“boom!”
Colorful flowers flew everywhere, and Jonah stood up and cheered, revealing his shorts under his suit.
In prison, Hammer and others who were imprisoned stared blankly at the scene on TV, and then shouted frantically towards the door.
“Do not!!”
“That can’t be the case. I have to wait for my lawyer to come.”
“You are committing illegal detention!!”
“Asshole, let us go.”
A group of people were making a lot of noise, but were ignored by everyone.
SHIELD, office.
“Are you sure you want this?”
Carter looked at Charlotte, who looked nonchalant, with a helpless look on his face.
“Public opinion and the higher-ups are very dissatisfied with our approach.”
Charlotte glanced at Carter, “Up there?”
Carter was silent for a moment.
“Well, now you’re the biggest.”
“Isn’t that okay?”
Charlotte smiled and said, “Don’t worry. Anyway, I’ll work hard and everyone will have something to eat. From today on, Commander Carter, you’ve been promoted again.”
Carter’s mouth twitched, “What a hasty decision, but I like it.”
She stood up and closed the curtains, and Charlotte was startled.
“What are you doing?” he asked warily.
Carter paused, “The sunlight is a bit blinding.”
She turned around and rolled her eyes. “You look like this. I suspect you have a psychological trauma. Luckily, I recently passed the psychologist qualification exam. I can help you when I have time.”
“No, I’m fine, I’m not sick.” Charlotte was still alert.
Seeing this, Carter held his forehead helplessly.
“Well, I have good news for you. Ophelia has agreed to cooperate. If the little boy shows up, she will take action immediately and will not let the situation spread.”
“She agreed?”
Charlotte looked at him strangely, “Did you make a deal?”
Carter shrugged. “Obviously.”
“What did you promise her?”
“Secret.”
“I have an ominous feeling.”
“That’s yours, not mine.”
As he spoke, Carter clicked on the virtual computer, and his agents brought good news.
“Congratulations, Spider-Man, your simple and crude method was successful. Forces around the world have decided to follow your arrangements. But I want to remind you that once they find a way to break the Saka mark, you will face the most terrible backlash.” Carter’s face became serious.
Charlotte spread her hands, “It’s not me, it’s us.”
Carter: “.”
“So do you want it?”
“No.”
Charlotte shook his head. He understood what Carter meant.
“The Invincible Spider-Man’s journey should be to the stars and the sea. Dealing with trivial matters on Earth all the time will be very exhausting for Spider-Man.”
Hearing this, Carter sat back in his chair.
“Well, Spider-Man who longs for the stars and the sea, our diplomatic affairs with Asgard have not yet been concluded. When do you plan to pick up Thor and then go to Asgard?”
“Are you teaching me how to do things?” Charlotte glanced at him.
Hearing this, Carter clenched his fist.
“Charlotte Parker, are you drifting away?” she asked with a dark face.
Charlotte thought for a moment and said, “I just respect you, not afraid of you. I hope you know yourself and don’t try…”
“I’m counting to three.”
“Going right now.”
When Carter raised three fingers, Charlotte disappeared in the magic sparks.
No, was I manipulated by her?
Charlotte, who used the scepter to return to Sakaar, suddenly thought of this possibility.
He is now the boss of the earth, how could he be afraid of a woman?
“Woman, what are you going to do to me?”
A black shadow suddenly appeared in front of him, and Charlotte subconsciously took action to protect himself.
“You are.”
Looking at the healthy woman in front of him, Charlotte was confused at first, then suddenly realized.
“Oh, I see.”
He took out a dollar from his crotch and handed it to the other party, “I will be able to rescue you soon. Take this money first. I will have another dollar later. You don’t have to pick cotton anymore.”
Valkyrie: “.”
She looked down at the dollar in her hand, and a frown appeared on her forehead.
Thor was right, Earth’s Spider-Man was indeed a psychopath.
Before she could speak, Charlotte said again.
“No need to thank me. Just give me fifty cents first. This is the handling fee.”
Valkyrie: “.”
She took a deep breath, resisted the urge to beat the other person, and forced a smile.
“I’m from Asgard, and I’m the only surviving Valkyrie of Asgard,” she introduced herself.
Hearing this, Charlotte suddenly realized again.
“Oh~it’s you! Give me one dollar.”
He reached out and took the dollar from the other person’s hand, then carefully put it into his crotch.
“Okay, don’t tell anyone where I hid the money, or I’ll sue you,” he threatened in a low voice.
The Valkyrie clenched her fists and gritted her teeth.
“Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone.
But I saw the live broadcast, you already own the entire earth, you have become rich. “
“You do not understand.”
Charlotte looked up to the sky and sighed, her eyes becoming melancholy.
“Everything Spider-Man has will be lost one day in the future. I’m sorry, I don’t think I’ve ever experienced this feeling. It’s a bit sad. I’m so embarrassed.
But you know, the Invincible Spider-Man has to be mentally prepared for whatever might happen in the future.
Well. Well, seeing that you want to kill me but are powerless, I know you don’t know what I want you to know. “At the moment when the Valkyrie was about to explode, Charlotte looked serious.
“Tell me, what do you want from me?” he asked.
The Valkyrie took a deep breath and suppressed the impulse in her heart.
“I just want to remind you that the place where Odin sealed Hela was on Earth. The Ragnarok predicted in the history of the Nine Realms is coming soon. You must be prepared.”
After saying that, the Valkyrie turned around and left without hesitation, never wanting to say another word to this psychopath again.
Charlotte looked at the Valkyrie’s back thoughtfully and touched his chin subconsciously.
“What are you looking at her for?” Black-faced Thor suddenly leaned over and looked at the Valkyrie’s back with Charlotte.
Charlotte nodded, “She actually walked like a cat!” He couldn’t help but applaud.
Dark-Faced Thor: “.”
“Spider-Man, I want to go back to Asgard. When will you take me back?” he asked.
“Now.”
As Charlotte spoke, he raised the Saka Scepter high, and a brilliant beam of light instantly enveloped the two of them.
The next moment, the two appeared at the end of the Rainbow Bridge.
“Wow~ so fast, is this the scepter of the Supreme Lord? It also has the function of teleportation.” Black-faced Thor stared at the scepter in Charlotte’s hand with curiosity.
“Kaka~”
The sound of armor rubbing against each other was heard, and Heimdall, wearing armor, came in front of Black-Faced Thor.
“I teleported you here.” He said with a dark face.
Because his face is black.
Black-Faced Thor was surprised, “Then what is this…” He pointed at the scepter, somewhat confused.
Charlotte raised her scepter and explained, “It was just a coincidence.”
Dark-Faced Thor: “.”
“It seems you take it seriously.”
Charlotte patted the other person’s shoulder, then looked at the golden sword in Heimdall’s hand.
“If Ragnarok comes, can I take this sword?”
Heimdall nodded expressionlessly, “Of course, as long as you can protect everyone in Asgard.”
“You really answered.”
Charlotte was surprised. These guys knew that Ragnarok was coming, but they didn’t seem to take it seriously.
Dark-Faced Thor gave an explanation.
“What is Ragnarok? It’s just an unreliable legend. Let’s go. This time I helped Spider-Man defeat the evil Gao Tianzun and ended the violent rule of Sakaar. Father will definitely forgive me.”
As he spoke, Dark-Faced Thor hurriedly walked out of the Rainbow Bridge.
Behind him, Charlotte and Heimdall looked at each other.
“When did he help me defeat Gao Tianzun?”
“Participating in the competition is helping you.”
“Good, he was a great help.”
Charlotte shrugged and followed Thor out of the Rainbow Bridge.
Under the bridge, countless Asgardians looked curiously at Thor the Dark and Charlotte behind him.
“Is that Thor?”
“Oh my god! How could the handsome and brave Thunder God become like this?”
“It’s so dark.”
“It’s so ugly.”
“I’m glad he didn’t accept my confession back then.”
“My dear, he looked down on you at that time.”
“Go home and see how I deal with you!”
In the crowd, Charlotte witnessed a poor fellow being dragged away by the tigress by his ears, and she couldn’t help but sigh that the world was becoming too homogeneous.
But judging by their confused expressions, it seems that the people here don’t know Spider-Man.
Charlotte smiled.
This is such a great place to develop fans!
While he was thinking, a prompt message suddenly appeared in front of him.
[You play as a good neighbor in the universe to maintain peace on Earth, and the number of free resurrection matches +1]
[You play the role of a good neighbor in the universe to improve people’s happiness, and you can forcibly designate a character to participate in the resurrection match. ]
Seeing this, Charlotte raised her eyebrows slightly.
Those guys started to carry out Spider-Man’s orders.
It’s interesting to designate a character to participate in the resurrection match.
With a smile on his face, he was thinking about how he would start a resurrection match in an exciting and unfair game when he met someone he couldn’t handle in the future.
This is what is called an extreme one-for-one.
Just as he was thinking about it, a path suddenly opened up in the crowd, and Loki, led by the three warriors of Asgard and Heimdall’s sister, the goddess Sif, came to greet Thor.
“Hey, my good brother, you are finally back.”
At this time, the superhero Loki was all smiles, and even hugged Black-Faced Thor with tears in his eyes, showing a deep brotherly love.
Dark-Faced Thor didn’t notice anything unusual at all.
“Hahaha, my brother, thank you for coming to pick me up.”
He hugged Loki tightly and patted his back with his big hands, almost making Loki unable to breathe.
“Cough cough~”
Loki coughed a few times and glanced at Charlotte obscurely.
The next second, Black-Faced Thor turned around and whispered to Charlotte: “You see, my brother loves me very much. He is not the bad guy you think he is.”
Charlotte grinned, “Yeah, yeah, your brother looks really good!”
“Of course, I’m very good at judging people.”
Black-Faced Thor looked proud, and then greeted his friends one after another.
The goddess Sif on the side ignored Thor and her eyes never left Charlotte.
While Thor was chatting with his friends, she took the initiative to approach Charlotte.
“You are Spider-Man from Earth. Heimdall often peeks at you and tells me your story.”
“what?”
Charlotte was stunned. Heimdall often
No wonder I always felt that there was something wrong with that guy.
Turns out he is a fan!
He subconsciously turned his perfect profile toward the goddess Sif and lowered his voice.
“Woman, congratulations on receiving my congratulations. You can actually recognize Spider-Man without his suit. I can give you an exclusive autograph later.”
“No, I’m not your fan.”
Goddess Sif said seriously: “I heard that you are immortal. I am very interested in your body.”
“Really? You want one too?”
Charlotte took a step back and protected her chest with her hands.
“There are too many people here, don’t mess around.”
Goddess Sif looked at Charlotte’s performance in confusion, “Heimdall appreciates your humor, but I don’t understand it at all.”
“Oh, I see!”
Charlotte restrained her acting talent and shrugged, “So?”
“I want to duel with you.”
Charlotte raised an eyebrow, “Are you sure?”
“of course.”
“Okay, I promise you.”
“The loser must sacrifice himself”
Before Goddess Sif could finish her words, Heimdall suddenly appeared, covered Sif’s mouth, and silently dragged her into the crowd.
Charlotte: “???”
“What to offer?” He spread his hands to the air.
“Give us your passion!”
The next second, Black-Faced Thor stood on a high place and cheered loudly, “Welcome Spider-Man from Earth with your most passionate enthusiasm. He will help us capture the escaped fire giant Surtur. He is Asgard’s most respected guest, a superhero praised by the father of the gods, and a good neighbor in the universe that even Thor, the god of thunder, has to admire.”
All of a sudden, all the Asgardians around became excited, which made Charlotte confused.
What did I just promise them?
Before he could think carefully, he saw the calm sky suddenly filled with golden particles, which gradually gathered into a majestic old face.
“It’s father!”
Black-Faced Thor was startled and quickly lowered his head to follow the instructions.
The Asgardians around also hurriedly bowed and saluted.
Only Charlotte dared to look up and look at the old man in the sky.
Odin, the father of the gods, finally meets him.
The next time the invincible Spider-Man appears, this projection technology will also be used.
. . . . .
(End of this chapter)