Chapter 828 I have seen this episode! You must be laughing at me!

“Waaaaaahhh! This is so horrible, so horrible! I will never do bad things again! Wuuuuu…”

Inside the office of the Countermeasures Team for the Arrival of Another Dimension, a group of grown men watched as female comrades surrounded a crying little thing and tried to comfort it, and for a moment they found it extremely absurd.

Is this thing the culprit that caused the nationwide and almost global network crash?
Not long ago, when they had just started building a new LAN and began using disconnected devices to make old-fashioned storage tools, they were preparing to copy their disconnected and isolated archived data to the new network in a primitive and inefficient way.

The network that had completely collapsed suddenly recovered.

When everyone was at a loss, this little thing came out of the computer of the diplomatic department, and as soon as it came out, it begged for official protection using diplomatic rhetoric that was full of official language but with a crying tone.

And then, this thing was sent to them.

“So, since you’ve been talking nonsense, can you please tell us what happened?”

Seeing this black little thing acting cute and coquettish, the staff officers who were eager to know what had happened finally couldn’t help themselves.

“That’s why I want to apply for asylum! Only if you guarantee the safety of my body… well, my animal body, will I hand over the information I have!”

The black little thing’s expression changed instantly, and the original tears on its face disappeared instantly, replaced by an expression that looked like it was up to something bad.

“But you have done so many bad things that we can’t trust you at all!” A middle-aged woman who is more eloquent said in a meaningful tone. The little thing paused slightly, and then heard the woman say:
“Growing Digimon don’t seem to have very strong vitality, do they? You seem to be only able to throw needles or something like that? Why don’t we just kill you? After all, you can always be resurrected in the cyber world!”

“No!” Impmon immediately exploded, shaking his head like a rattle, flapping his wings and trying to fly, while saying in a sharp voice:

“I don’t want to go back, absolutely not! Absolutely!”

“Sure enough, it’s just like what the intelligence said. He’s a bully who only cares about the strong and the weak.” The onlookers nodded secretly in their hearts, but no one came out to play the good guy. Different strategies should be used to deal with different targets. Although they are not a professional negotiation team, this department itself is composed of personnel transferred from various functional departments, and there are many who are proficient in this.

After deliberately leaving Impmon alone for a while, the little creature seemed to finally realize that these people had no idea how horrible the situation was, and said through gritted teeth:

“I can tell you part of it, but you have to protect me! Well, I can do a lot of things!”

“You speak first.”

The reply without any promise made Impmon feel uneasy, but he also knew that if he didn’t reveal some information, the information in his hands would not attract much attention, so he could only say with a gloomy face:

“Don’t be afraid of what I’m about to say!”

“Don’t worry, we are all professionals. We are not afraid. Just continue.”

Impmon’s expression twitched, but he still tried to recall:

“Don’t look at me like this, I used to be an evil and powerful Devilmon!” Everyone looked at each other, and the one who was responsible for speaking immediately said:
“We know, so what?”

In response to everyone’s indifference, Impmon felt a sense of humiliation and looked down upon. He flapped his wings and flew to the conference table, jumping up and down and saying:

“Hey! Devimon, do you know what Devimon is? It’s super powerful and super evil. I have black gears that can change the core data of Digimon into a virus. I can also spread the data to other servers by destroying the folders…”

“That’s the hacker, then what?” The good-cop communication staff responded casually. A cross appeared on Impmon’s forehead, but thinking of everything that happened before, he shrank back and didn’t dare to attack. He just continued:

“I don’t know why I came to the real world, and then I was hacked to death by a white-haired guy.”

“Pfft…” A suppressed chuckle suddenly sounded, and everyone turned around instantly. The young man who was stared at also knew that he had made a mistake, and immediately lowered his head and said:

“Sorry, keep going.”

“Hmph!” Impmon snorted in dissatisfaction, and then said:

“That idiot didn’t know how to absorb data, so almost all of my data returned to the cyber world. But for some reason, there are no Digimon in your digital world, nor is there a Creation Village. I plan to use your network to spread some black gears, so as to collect more data and evolve into a stronger form. Um, you know what evolution is, right?”

“I know. So do you want to evolve into LadyDevilmon? Or do you want to evolve into Vampiremon?” In order to create suppression in terms of momentum and psychology, the communicator used seemingly casual words to convey to Impmon the message “We are very clear about your intelligence.”

Impmon obviously understood this kind of intimidation. His body trembled slightly, and then he adjusted his tone and said in a softer voice:

“What it evolves into depends on the data I get. I originally planned to evolve into a powerful demon type, and then become the ultimate demon king type. But when I was absorbing the data, I was attacked by a female demon beast…”

“Wait a minute!” A staff officer who had a certain understanding of the digital worldview raised his hand and interrupted:
“Female Ghostmon? Which one is it? Grannymon? Or the female form of Fierce Ghostmon or Devilmon?”

“It’s not someone, it’s just… Oh, you don’t have to call it a beast, let me think, oh, you seem to call that thing a cyber ghost…”

“Cough cough!” At this point, several staff officers who were still thinking choked and tried to hold back their coughs, but the more they held back their coughs, the more they coughed. The leader glared at those who were coughing. Although he almost choked, he still tensed his expression and tried to get the topic back on track.

“I see. Keep going.”

“…” Impmon always felt that he had seen this feeling before, but he still recalled:
“She chased me madly, saying that I disturbed her date, mumbling something about the perfect atmosphere and that it would be done soon… and then she tore me apart…”

“puff!”

“Hey!” Impmon finally couldn’t help it and jumped up and down:

“Don’t think I don’t know. I’ve seen this scene before when I was eating data. Next, you will definitely say that you remembered happy things and then talked about your wife giving birth, right? What I said is true! Really! That cyber ghost girl is very powerful. Her nails are like blades and her eyes are like torches. I have evolved into a new kind of demon beast, digital alloy! Do you know what digital alloy is? She stretched out her hand and poked it at me! Hey! Are you listening?”

(End of this chapter)