[Host: Cheng Long]

[Realm: Perfection of the Primordial Golden Immortal (99.99%)]

[Kung Fu: Killing Technique, Secret Technique of Clone, Nine Revolutions Mysterious Art, Heavenly Scripture of Creation…]

[Spells: Heart Purification Spell, Seven-Star Soul Nailing Spell, Substitute Spell, Corpse Refining Spell, Ghost Exorcism Spell, Puppet Spell, Soul Devouring Spell, Breath Suppression Spell…]

[Magic Powers: Fire of Nirvana, Thirty-six Transformations of the Celestial Gang…]

[Magical weapons: World-destroying Black Lotus, Soul Gem, Yin-Yang Fan, Phoenix Blade, Netherworld Mirror, Bloodthirsty Pearl, Thunder Flame Sword, Scarlet Chain…]

[Demon servants: Mona, Ah Zhui, Scar Red, Liu Piaopiao, Jingjing, Ren Tingting, Dr. Sala, Mochou, the three fox sisters, Kiyoko Imamura, Meiko, Qiu Moyan, Dongfang Bai, Guanyin, Bai Suzhen, Xiaoqing, Natasha, Wanda, the White-haired Witch, Jinyanzi, Ruan Wenfeng, Li Yingqi, Chi Shi (Xiao Lan), Diana, Yamaguchi Yumi (Qi Qi), Aunt (A Xian), the four maids (Peony, Cuizhu, Dingxiang, Yunmei), Nuwa…]

[Ghost Servant: Bai Ling, Ning Zhongze, Xie Ling]

[Demon Servant: Zhang Yi, Wang Jianjun, Ruan Wenhu, Ruan Wenbao, Sanqing (Baolian Lantern), Sanqing (Journey to the West)]

“After a thousand years, we are still just a little bit short!”

“No matter how talented Wukong is, he can’t become a saint in a thousand years. According to mother’s estimation, it will take at least five thousand years, or even ten thousand years, for Wukong to comprehend a complete law of creation…”

Cheng Long sighed quietly, waved his hand and removed the panel. The thousand years of time in the world of Journey to the West were indeed precious, and he experienced what maternal love was from Nuwa, but it also made him miss Alan, Afang and other beloved friends for a long time.

After one thousand years, he began to miss Zhu Wanfang, Lei Zhilan and others. The next four to nine thousand years would not be so easy to endure.

Therefore, after completing Journey to the West, Cheng Long stayed in Wahuangtian for hundreds of years, then said goodbye to his mother and returned to the world of Hong Kong variety shows alone.

Breathing the familiar air and listening to the familiar noises, I felt like I had returned to the safe haven of my childhood, and I suddenly felt relaxed.

Lying on the soft Simmons bed that still smelled of Alan’s scent.

Cheng Long soon fell into a deep sleep.

It was not until the evening that I felt an itchy sensation at the tip of my nose and woke up.

“Little troublemaker, wait and see how I deal with you.”

When he opened his eyes, he saw Zhu Wanfang grabbing a strand of hair and fiddling with her cheeks and nose. Cheng Long grabbed her wrist and pulled her into his arms. His other hand climbed up to the top with ease.

“Yeah~~”

Zhu Wanfang exclaimed, her pretty face blushing as she said, “Cousin, the sisters-in-law are back and have prepared a sumptuous dinner for you. Let’s go down and eat!”

“No hurry, cousin wants to taste the pastries before enjoying dinner.”

Cheng Long smiled wickedly, turned around and pressed Afang under him, enjoying the girl’s moist red lips.

……

About a quarter of an hour later.

Mr. Cheng came downstairs with his pretty cousin who was almost eaten alive.

At this time, the hall was already full of people, not only the three good sisters Lei Zhilan, Tong Keren, and Cheng Le’er, but also Alan’s cousin Yazi, Amei, Jieyi, the physics genius Dr. Sala, and Dr. Sala’s female assistant Annie and others.

Anne is still a female robot, but her mechanical body has been updated and iterated several times. The simulated skin and flesh are almost the same as real people and feel very soft.

Don’t ask Mr. Cheng how he knew.

The question is, when Annie was updated, he was there and witnessed with his own eyes Annie changed into a new skin.

“Brother Long, today is Le’er’s birthday. Come here quickly. We’ve been waiting for you.” Lei Zhilan carried a big cake and placed it in the center of the dining table. Then she waved to Cheng Long without stopping.

“Hey, today is Le’er’s birthday. That’s really a double blessing.”

Cheng Long walked over to Alan, took a few edible candles from him and inserted them into the cake one by one.

When all the twenty or so candles were inserted and lit, Cheng Le’er, who was the center of attention, was quickly pushed to Cheng Long’s side and began to close her eyes and make a wish.

“God bless me, I will be pregnant with Brother Long’s child tomorrow!”

“God bless, God bless…”

Although Cheng Le’er made a wish in her heart, her little thoughts could not be hidden from Cheng Long’s perception at all.

“It seems that my romantic and unrestrained personality has made Le’er feel a sense of crisis.”

Cheng Longqing couldn’t help but think.

When a woman and a man are together, sometimes they really need a child as the fruit of their love, although in many cases this fruit can be annoying.

But it is indispensable.

Otherwise, even if you eat the peaches and gain immortality, you will still worry about gains and losses from time to time.

Unfortunately, as his cultivation became more and more advanced, the chances of the women around him getting pregnant became as slim as winning the lottery.

Unless you use the laws of nature to help the other party.

But he didn’t intend to bring trouble upon himself before he became a saint and settled his woman.

At this time, he had no intention of taking care of the children, so he could only bear the hardship and take care of them.

……

Ten p.m.

After the birthday party was over and Amei and some other irrelevant colleagues and young men and women left, Cheng Long called Lei Zhilan, Cheng Le’er, Tong Keren, Dr. Sala, Yazi, Afang, Jieyi and Annie together.

“Afang, you can share these peaches and golden elixirs. One nine thousand year old peach and one eighth rank golden elixir should be able to elevate your cultivation to the Golden Immortal Realm.”

Cheng Long, who had just returned from fighting in the Journey to the West, had abundant resources in his storage space, including more than two hundred nine thousand year old peaches.

There are tens of thousands of other six thousand year old peaches and three thousand year old peaches, which were all the cultivation resources given to him by the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother when he joined the Heavenly Court.

The Eight-Transformation Golden Pill is the elixir given by Laojun.

In addition to these, there are all kinds of spiritual fruits and spiritual meats given by his cheap mother Nuwa, and the resources on his body, which can at least produce a few Daluo Jinxian.

But in the world of Hong Kong variety shows, there is really no need for that. One eighth-turn golden elixir and one nine-thousand-year-old peach for each person can greatly improve their cultivation.

Only by taking steady steps can there be greater room for improvement later.

Although not all of his women have the potential to become quasi-saints and will still have to rely on themselves in the future, if they lay a solid foundation now, it will be easier to help them grow in the future.

“Master, I am a robot. Isn’t it a waste if you give me such important things?” Robot Annie looked a little confused when she received the peaches and golden elixir handed to her by Afang.

She used to live on charging, but after Dr. Sarah used Tony Stark’s Ark technology to develop a renewable energy core, she never ate again.

Because the clean energy core in Annie’s body, if fully released, can easily kill a celestial being. Under normal circumstances, it does not need to be recharged for one or two thousand years.

This made Cheng Long think of the androids in the Dragon Ball world. Although Annie was not as powerful as Android 18, she could still threaten several celestial beings and her strength was quite good.

“If you don’t want it, you can give it to Sala. I’ve already given you the peaches and the golden elixir. You can’t ask me to take them back, right?”

Cheng Long is now a resource-rich man, and he doesn’t lack these small things. Since Sala brought Annie here, he can’t be partial to her, after all, Annie has called him master for almost two years.

“Here, Doctor.”

Anne decisively handed her share of resources to Dr. Sala.

“Then I won’t be polite.”

Sarah is Annie’s adoptive parent. She allowed Annie to survive in another way and gain powerful abilities. She also seemed to feel at ease accepting some of the other party’s resources.

“Annie, you really don’t plan to return to being an adult?”

Lei Zhilan asked curiously.

It is no longer a secret among them that men can regenerate their bodies.

Since Annie’s soul has not dissipated and has been attached to the mechanical body, she should have accepted Mr. Cheng’s gift and been resurrected long ago.

“I feel everything is fine now, and I don’t want to make any changes for the time being…” Annie has her own little thoughts. Cheng Long is never short of women. As long as she keeps her mechanical body, she will be the only one around Mr. Cheng and an irreplaceable existence.

This is also the reason why she is unwilling to make changes…

The girls who received the peaches and golden elixirs chatted with Cheng Long for a long time, until the second half of the night, and then entered the room in twos and threes to enjoy these hard-earned cultivation resources.

Cheng Long teleported to his sister-in-law Tang Judy’s room…

“what!”

The next night, Cheng Long, who had been busy for an unknown period of time, suddenly poked his head out from under the quilt.

“what happened?”

Tang Judy followed suit and leaned forward, breathing breathlessly. Her white collarbone rose and fell slightly with her breathing, and a few drops of crystal sweat slid down from it, making her look particularly attractive.

“An acquaintance has arrived.”

Cheng Long stood up, picked up the clothes scattered on the ground, quickly put them on, and then teleported to the God of Cookery competition site.

Before this, he didn’t know that Tang Niu, who taught him cooking, had already embarked on the old path in the original drama and followed the boss of the Happy Catering Group to harm Stephen Chow.

It was not until the end of the game when Guanyin Bodhisattva descended from the sky that he became alert.

“God of Food, you were originally a deity in charge of cooking. Because you violated the rules of Heaven, you were banished to the mortal world and suffered thirty-six disasters and seventy-two tribulations. Today you finally realized the true meaning of “food”. The rice you cooked just now was full of true love, and even the Jade Emperor was deeply moved. Although you have moved the heart of the gods and revealed the secrets of Heaven, you should be punished, but considering your good intentions and deep love, I will let you off.” The long-legged Guanyin with two swords and a turkey version stood on the auspicious clouds and talked happily.

Cheng Long’s arrival did not alarm her.

Because this Bodhisattva Guanyin was not a quasi-saint, but a Daluo Jinxian, she could not detect Cheng Long’s existence at all.

“Thank you Bodhisattva!”

At this time, Stephen Zhou had regained his true form and understood his past and present lives. He kowtowed to Guanyin from the bottom of his heart.

“Haha, Stephen, you have invested enough money. You have even invited the gods out. Please invite the gods out so I can see them.” Mr. Wu, the boss of Da Le Le, pulled out a gun from nowhere, aimed at Guanyin Bodhisattva and started shooting, while muttering, “I told you to pretend to be a god, pretend to be a god…”

“You beast, you greedy, unguarding dog, I’m going to beat you back to your original form now.” The provoked Guanyin’s face turned black, and she pointed a finger and a white light came out, turning Boss Wu into a happy dog.

“No way, it’s so weird?”

Tang Niu ran to the happy dog ​​that Boss Wu had turned into, grabbed the machine gun and was about to fire a few shots at the Bodhisattva.

Seeing this, Cheng Long thought that he had learned the eight major cuisines from the other person, so there was some cause and effect. So he stepped forward and grabbed Tang Niu’s wrist, and persuaded him: “Master Tang Niu, this person in the sky is not an illusion, you’d better think clearly before you act.”

“It’s you!”

When he saw the man’s appearance clearly, Tang Niu thought of the dull life he led before following Boss Wu. The machine gun he grabbed in a moment of impulse fell to the ground with a clang.

“What’s wrong with me? Why did I grab the gun just now?” Tang Niu staggered back a few steps. Everything that happened in the past few days seemed like a dream and he completely lost himself.

He doesn’t understand.

But Cheng Long could see the problem at a glance.

Tang Niu was targeted by Buddhism, which is why his temperament suddenly changed. He became Boss Wu’s partner, adding more hardships to Stephen Zhou and making him realize the true meaning of food.

Guanyin Bodhisattva, who led the Journey to the West, is very adept at doing this kind of thing.

The reason why Boss Wu was turned into a dog and Tang Niu was shot to death was actually to make him die without any evidence.

Now that Cheng Long has appeared, Tang Niu has found his true self. He throws away the machine gun that was supposed to fire bullets at the Bodhisattva. The long-legged Guanyin, who is held in the air by a auspicious cloud, has a barely detectable anger in her eyes.

However, when she looked at Cheng Long, her angry eyes suddenly turned into doubt, “Ziwei…”

“Shh~~”

Cheng Long made a hushing gesture to Guanyin, then pointed outside and disappeared.

Guanyin Bodhisattva, who came down to earth to escort the God of Food, immediately followed.

After a while.

The rooftop of a building in Hong Kong.

Cheng Long looked at Guanyin, who was wearing ancient costume and had a flat chest, and said, “Your advantage is your legs. This dress doesn’t suit you.”

“And this one?”

The double-bladed turkey-like Guanyin transformed herself into a yellow leather jacket and a short skirt, with long legs in flesh-colored stockings under the skirt.

The proportions of legs and body are very exaggerated.

From the waist down it’s all legs, that’s her.

“Very good, your advantage is your legs. If you wear a long skirt to hide them so that no one can see them, you really have no advantage at all.” Cheng Long said as he took out the ultra-clear pixel mobile phone he brought back from the Marvel world and started taking a lot of photos of the long-legged Guanyin with modern makeup.

“Emperor, the Purple Star Emperor I know is not you. Who exactly are you?”

The Guanyin in front of us is not from this time and space, but from a parallel universe of the Hong Kong Variety Show world. It may be that the world barrier of the Hong Kong Variety Show world is too weak, so the Daluo Jinxian can freely travel through the Hong Kong Variety Show multiverse and go to different Hong Kong film worlds.

As early as when Cheng Long cultivated to become a Daluo Jinxian, he sensed a supernatural world adjacent to this world.

But he has never found the time to visit the supernatural Hong Kong variety show next door.

“Guanyin has a thousand hands and a thousand faces, so can’t this emperor have more incarnations?” Cheng Long raised the corner of his mouth slightly and looked at the long-legged Guanyin with a smile.

“Uh~~Emperor, I can feel that you are not the one I know.” The Ziwei Emperor that Guanyin knew was only of a high status, and his cultivation was not as good as hers. There was no way he could be the one in front of her. Just one look from him was enough to scare her so much that cold sweats broke out on her back.

“Guanyin, it doesn’t matter who I am. What matters is that I protect this world. From now on, you and your friends are not allowed to enter without my permission.”

Finished.

Cheng Long suddenly released the terrifying aura of the perfect state of the Hunyuan Golden Immortal, which frightened the long-legged Guanyin so much that her pupils trembled violently, and she said in horror: “Saint, Saint…” (End of this chapter)