[Uchiha Cremation Shop, grand opening! ]Free gifts for three days, one gift for every one you burn.If you are tired of living, please book in advance.Warm up the stove in advance and serve on a first-come, first-served basis.We guarantee to provide warm service that is enough to melt you, so that you can turn into wisps of smoke with a gratified smile, flying in the blue sky, over the towering mountains, across the blue sea, to the end of the world.Ps: If I can’t persuade you, I’ll cremate you.The most sincere blessing from Uchiha, you deserve it!