My Scumbag Guidance System

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Yu Shao smiled and said, “Eat something first so you can have the energy for a date. You must be hungry too.”

“I have no appetite.” Li Luning said with a cold face. If it weren’t for Yu Shao, she would be sitting at home enjoying a delicious dinner.

Yu Shao didn’t care about her coldness at all, and said shamelessly: “It doesn’t matter, I want to eat.”

Li Luning was secretly angry. It was the first time she met such a boy. He could even say such words during a date. No wonder there were no girls who had a crush on him. He was definitely a straight male chauvinist.

Li Luning was speculating maliciously in her heart, but she didn’t dare to show it on the surface. She asked helplessly, “What are we going to eat?”

Yu Shao thought for a moment and said, “This isn’t a place to eat, let’s just buy something to fill our stomachs. There’s a milk tea shop over there, let’s go buy a cup of milk tea and some snacks.”

Li Luning nodded and walked towards the milk tea shop with a depressed look. After taking two steps, she found that Yu Shao did not catch up with her. She looked back at Yu Shao in confusion.

“What should we do on a date?” Yu Shao asked her with a smile and stretched out his hand.

Li Luning frowned, but Yu Shao showed no intention of giving in.

She sighed, and walked over to grab Yu Shao’s hand, dragging him towards the milk tea shop angrily, her ears slightly red.

“What would you two like to drink?”

When they arrived at the milk tea shop, the female clerk asked them with a smile.

Li Luning looked at Yu Shao, and Yu Shao asked the clerk: “What is the specialty of your store?”

The female clerk looked at them and said, “You two are a couple, right? Our store has recently launched a new couple milk tea, this one. You two only need to order one cup and then sit down and drink it together.”

Li Luning awkwardly let go of Yu Shao’s hand, and Yu Shao’s eyes lit up after hearing what the waiter said, and he nodded: “Then let’s order a cup, and a serving of fish balls and a serving of beef balls.”

Li Luning frowned, but Yu Shao ignored her opinion.

“Okay, please wait a moment, the total charge is 40 yuan.” The clerk smiled.

Yu Shao didn’t take out his cell phone. He turned to look at Li Luning and motioned her to pay quickly.

Li Luning’s face was dull. She had never seen anyone so shameless. He actually asked a girl like her to pay. It was really too bad.

Bah, scumbag!

Her chest heaved violently, and then she took a deep breath and told herself not to bother with him. Just treat the forty yuan as feeding the dog. Despite thinking so, she still angrily took out her phone and scanned the code to pay the bill.

The clerk thought they were joking and said jokingly, “You two have such a good relationship.”

Li Luning rolled her eyes and thought to herself, how can you tell that we have a good relationship?

Li Luning, who was being taken advantage of, felt depressed. After sitting down, she didn’t say a word and looked at Yu Shao with contempt.

Of course Yu Shao did this on purpose. After all, spending a girl’s money on a date would make him look like a scumbag, so he didn’t care about Li Luning’s contemptuous look.

It was not yet dark and there were not many people around, so their milk tea was quickly served. A large cup of couple’s milk tea with two straws stuck in it was placed in front of them.

Li Luning turned her head away awkwardly: “I’m not thirsty, if you want to drink, just drink it yourself.”

Yu Shao said: “Actually, I ordered it for you. I usually don’t drink milk tea. I can’t sleep at night if I drink it. If you don’t drink it, wouldn’t that be a waste of my kindness?”

Looking at his shameless face, Li Luning knew she couldn’t refuse, so she held up the milk tea sullenly. But just as she put one of the straws in her mouth, Yu Shao suddenly leaned over and opened his mouth to bite the other straw.

They both took a sip at the same time.

Li Luning quickly spit out the straw and glared at him as if he were a pervert: “You are shameless!”

At this time, she also discovered that Yu Shao was holding a mobile phone in his other hand. The photo displayed on the phone screen was the scene of the two of them drinking couple milk tea together. In the picture, the two of them were touching their heads, and they looked inexplicably loving.

Li Luning was stunned.

Yu Shao said to her as if nothing had happened: “Student Li Luning, do you think my classmates would bless us if I send this photo to the class group?”

After saying that, he held the straw in his mouth and continued to drink his milk tea, signaling Li Luning to hurry up with his eyes. Li Luning’s face was struggling, and she was worried that he would send the photo, so she had to lean over with a red face and bite the other straw.

Gulu…

After they drank more than half of the milk tea, Yu Shao loosened his straw and said, “I’m hungry.”

Li Luning had given up struggling. She picked up a fish ball with a toothpick and put it to his mouth with an expressionless face. Yu Shao opened his mouth and ate it.

“It’s my turn to feed you.”

Then Yu Shao picked up a fish ball with a toothpick with a wicked smile, and signaled Li Luning to open her mouth quickly.

Li Luning looked at the fish balls handed to her with a conflicted look on her face. She didn’t want to eat what Yu Shao fed her. Only real lovers would do such a thing. As for why she was willing to feed Yu Shao, it was of course because she was forced to do so.

But if she didn’t eat, Yu Shao would definitely not let her go. Not only did Yu Shao catch her weakness, he also took an intimate photo of the two of them. Even if the photo was seen by others, it would cause a lot of trouble for her.

After weighing it for a moment, Li Luning made up her mind and slowly opened her pink little mouth.

Yu Shao deliberately said, “It’s too small to fit in, open your mouth wider.”

Li Luning was angry, but as the saying goes, once the bottom line is broken, there will be no bottom line. After hesitating for a while, Li Luning decided to open her mouth wider.

From Yu Shao’s perspective, the beautiful girl in front of him opened her mouth, revealing her white and neat teeth, as well as her pink tongue and the inner wall of her mouth.

She seemed to be a little nervous because of being stared at, and her face was red with embarrassment. Yu Shao noticed that her breathing became rapid and her mouth was constantly blowing out air. Combined with her red face, it gave people an inexplicable feeling of astringency.

Because of her rapid breathing, the girl’s throat opened a little, and the hanging little meat hammer was visible to the naked eye, and it was pink in color.

Yu Shao’s heart beat faster and he carefully stuffed the fish ball into the girl’s mouth. Looking at her closing her mouth and chewing, her pretty face flushed, he felt a different kind of satisfaction in his heart.

“It’s your turn to feed me this time.”

Yu Shao threw away the toothpick and stared at Li Luning with burning eyes.

Li Luning was stunned, and with a red face she picked up a fish ball and put it into his mouth, but Yu Shao opened his mouth and took her little finger in it, carefully playing with her finger with his tongue.

The girl felt itchy on her fingers and subconsciously tried to pull her hand back, but was bitten. She looked at Yu Shao with a complicated expression, feeling the strange sensation coming from her little finger, and her pretty face felt slightly hot.

Chapter 10: No Most Perverted

After all, this was a public place, and Yu Shao did not dare to mess around for too long. After releasing her little finger with his mouth, he bit off the fish ball hanging on the toothpick and tasted it as if nothing had happened.

Li Luning stared blankly at her wet little finger. When she came to her senses, her face turned red with anger. She glared at him in annoyance, then grabbed a tissue and wiped her finger vigorously.

Yu Shao smiled and put a beef ball into her mouth: “Come, eat.”

Li Luning pursed her lips and refused to pay attention to him.

Seeing this, Yu Shao put the beef ball in front of her rosy little mouth, as if he wanted to force it into her.

A look of shame and anger flashed across Li Luning’s eyes. She opened her mouth, swallowed the beef ball, and then chewed it fiercely, as if she treated the beef ball as a hateful person.

Yu Shao’s eyes fell on her plump little mouth. Her lips moved when she ate. Her lips were plump and rosy, and the surface looked like it was coated with a layer of transparent honey.

Yu Shao swallowed hard, having the urge to kiss her. He looked around and found that many people were looking at him, so he had to suppress the sudden restlessness in his heart.

However, Yu Shao also lost the desire to stay here any longer. He said to Li Luning, “Let’s go somewhere else.”

Li Luning’s face lit up with joy and she quickly nodded in agreement. She really couldn’t stand this kind of interaction where they fed each other, and she was constantly offended by Yu Shao, feeling extremely ashamed and angry.

Seeing that she looked in a hurry to leave, Yu Shao raised the corners of his mouth slightly. She must have never imagined that he was going to take her to a deserted place.

Putting away his smile, Yu Shao walked over, took the girl’s hand, and led her out.

Li Luning froze for a moment and instinctively wanted to shake off his hand, but when she remembered that he had the leverage over her, she immediately lost her temper and let Yu Shao lead her out.

To outsiders, the two of them holding hands looked like a couple in love.

Noticing the way those people were looking at her, Li Luning felt very ashamed. She didn’t feel anything when Yu Shao held her hand on the street yesterday, because the street was full of people who had just got off work and were in a hurry. But now it was a leisurely time to come to the food court to eat, so many people were looking at them.

The two of them quickly left the food street. It was getting dark. Li Luning didn’t know where Yu Shao was going to take her. She said anxiously, “I have to go back, or my mother will be worried.”

Yu Shao looked at her, thought for a moment, and said, “Okay, I’ll take you back.”

Li Luning quickly shook her head: “No need, I can go back by myself.”

She didn’t want to stay with Yu Shao for even a moment. She felt that every second she spent with him, the risk of losing her virginity would increase.

“How can this be possible? We are on a date. How can I let you go back alone?” Yu Shao said shamelessly. He found that since loading the system, his face has become much thicker.

Li Luning was helpless with him, so she decided to take a step back: “You can take me home, but you can’t hold my hand. I’m afraid that people I know will see me on the road.”

“No problem, I promise not to hold your hand.” Yu Shao agreed.

Li Luning looked at him in confusion, wondering why this pervert suddenly became so easy to talk to. She was secretly alert and decided to be careful when she returned so as not to be taken advantage of again.

At this time, Yu Shao’s eyes turned: “But I also have a request, we have to walk back.”

Li Luning’s tense heart suddenly relaxed and she nodded: “I agree.”

She was very nervous when she didn’t know what Yu Shao was up to, but after knowing what Yu Shao was planning, she inexplicably wasn’t so worried anymore.

Besides, she walked home on the sidewalk, and there were many pedestrians on the road in the evening, so she was not worried that Yu Shaogan would do anything to her.

The girl didn’t notice that the corners of Yu Shao’s mouth curled up slightly. He thought that it seemed that the girl had become accustomed to his scumbagism, but she herself didn’t realize it.

The two walked along the road towards Li Luning’s home. Li Luning’s home was a few kilometers away from here. Yu Shao brought her here on purpose to avoid meeting acquaintances. It would take at least half an hour to walk back.

While walking, Li Luning deliberately walked faster, leaving him four or five meters behind. Every time Yu Shao approached her, she would speed up her pace, making it clear that she didn’t want him to get close to her.

After realizing this, Yu Shao had no intention of catching up with her. He just followed behind her. At the same time, Yu Shao frowned in his heart, wondering why the new route option had not yet come out.

He guessed that the scumbag evaluation at midnight was related to the route selection, and he had been trying to trigger the route selection to appear, but this did not seem to be regular and would only appear at certain special moments.

There was no choice but to continue waiting patiently.

After walking about two kilometers, Li Luning, who was walking in front, slowed down. Her brows were slightly furrowed, and her eyes kept looking around, as if she was looking for something.

Yu Shao’s heart moved, realizing that she was starting to have to pee urgently. That big cup of milk tea was not a small amount. Although Li Luning only drank less than one-third of it, it was enough for her to endure.

At this moment, ripples appeared in his vision, and Yu Shao was delighted. He had finally waited for it.

“Route 1: Go up to the girl and pester her, not letting her go to the bathroom until she agrees to hand over her original panties.”

“Route 2: You realize that the girl is in a hurry to pee, and you, as a pervert, come up with an idea to follow her into the women’s bathroom and taste her fresh holy water.”

Looking at the new route choices, Yu Shao smiled bitterly in his heart. He was still as perverted as ever. However, he was very short of scum points now, so he chose Route 1 without much hesitation.

Compared to route 2, route 1 is less abnormal.

After making the choice, Yu Shao quickly caught up and came to Li Luning.

Li Luning’s face changed when she saw him coming. Because she was looking around to see if there was a public toilet, she didn’t notice Yu Shao chasing her in time.

“Student Li Luning, you must be in a hurry to pee.”

Yu Shao came in front of her and asked directly.

Li Luning was stunned for a moment, then showed an embarrassed look and shook her head: “No.”

Yu Shao smiled: “Don’t lie, I can see it all. I’m a little anxious too. Let’s find a place to pee. I know where there is a public toilet nearby.”

Li Luning was secretly annoyed with Yu Shao for his inability to produce ivory, but when she heard him say that there was a public toilet nearby, she felt a little moved. The main reason was that she was really anxious. She started to feel something when she was going home from school, but she was forced to go on a date with Yu Shao and she had to endure it until now. She could not hold it back any longer.

But she was not so willing to go to the toilet with Yu Shao. She frowned and said, “Tell me where the toilet is, and I’ll go by myself.”

Yu Shao said dissatisfiedly: “Li Luning, you are too selfish. You only care about your own peeing. Aren’t you worried that I can’t hold it and pee in my pants?”

Li Luning realized at this time that her request was excessive and her face was embarrassed. What made her feel even more ashamed was that this guy kept talking about peeing, which was really infuriating.

Yu Shao’s face changed and he said anxiously: “Hurry up, I can’t hold it anymore.”

After saying that, Yu Shao took her hand and dragged her into the small path.

Li Luning was shocked: “Wait a minute…”

It’s about to leak out!

Chapter 11 First Kiss

This place is an urban village, and the public toilet is in a corner of the village. At this time, everyone had just finished their meal at home, so there were not many people around.

Yu Shao brought Li Luning to the toilet and stopped. He looked back at the girl, only to find that she was squeezing her legs together, gritting her teeth as if she was enduring something, her pretty face flushed.

Yu Shao quickly guessed the reason and looked at the girl with a half-smile: “Student Li Luning, you didn’t miss it, did you?”

“You’re the one who leaked it! Pervert!” The girl refuted him in a panic. After she finished speaking, she felt that she was a little guilty for her big reaction, so she quickly said, “I’m just too tired. Who told you to pull me to run so fast?”

“Because I’m worried that you can’t hold it anymore.” Yu Shao looked at her with a smile, as if he was doing this for your own good.

Li Luning took a deep breath and told herself not to be angry with him, otherwise she would be angry to death one day.

“Humph, a dog’s mouth can’t spit out ivory.” She snorted coldly: “I’m going to the bathroom, don’t follow me, or I’ll call the police to arrest you.”

She suspected that Yu Shao wanted to follow her into the ladies’ room, so she warned him and walked towards the bathroom not far away.

But just as she took a step, she suddenly stopped, her pretty face flushed, turned back and frowned at Yu Shao, and said unhappily: “Let go!”