As we all know, as mentioned before, Lan Xi lives in an old house passed down from her ancestors. This house has been lived in by her grandfather, uncle, father, mother, etc., for who knows how many generations. In the basement, the piled-up things can be taken out to form a mountain. What a coincidence that when she traveled through time, the foundation and the basement were not there. She even suspected that if there was a heavy rain one day, she would have to go rafting with the house.

But that’s not even the worst.

Some people may have realized that since the foundation and basement are gone, what about water and electricity?

Our Miss Lan Xi is worried about this. She even spent nearly an hour in a daze because of this. It looks like a tropical rain forest outside the window, but the air conditioner at home can’t be turned on. There is food in the refrigerator, but it will definitely be thrown away overnight. To be honest, who would prepare a lot of bottled water in a family with running water? Drinking water has also become a problem. So, there shouldn’t be anything worse than a huge paint bubble, right?

I know this, two giant paint bubbles.

After talking about the home furnishings, we must talk about Lan Xi, the real time traveler. As for why I use a giant paint bubble as a metaphor, you will soon understand what it feels like when the tragic reality is about to come and Patrick comes and slaps you hard.

As a tough guy who used to earn 10,000 yuan a month working as a bricklayer on a construction site, not only did he lose his second brother, but he also had to spend the rest of his life in a wheelchair. What could be worse than this? The third big paint bubble? If you think it’s miserable, please type “miserable” on the public screen.

Lan Xi herself didn’t know why. Anyway, when she got up from the ground naked and opened the curtains to show her wonderful white pussy to the sun, she was surprised to find that she couldn’t feel her legs. At first, she thought it was a posture problem. Many people must have experienced stiff necks from sleeping. So, when she found this problem, she thought her legs were just numb. She struggled to get up and drink some cold water left in the kettle, straightened the sofa, and rested for a while… Well, at first she could still move, but now she can’t even feel the existence of her legs.

This symptom is a bit like a spinal cord problem, but the legs just can’t move normally, and the muscles and nerves still have pain. So, first rule out the cause of falling down. But who knows, the system that suddenly appeared told her a result that she couldn’t imagine – soul damage.

Because of her incorrect posture during the crossing, she was struck by lightning. As a result, half of her soul did not follow, and her entire body was gone. Therefore, the system replaced her novice gift package with a new body. And without her knowing it, it gave her a chance to win a lottery as compensation for this accident… It can almost be said that it was obvious to her that this was something the system had done. Otherwise, what compensation would it give? So, she carefully asked what the original novice gift package was. As a result, she got a staff, a random spell, and a resurrection coin in response.

I’ll lead you guys to fight! This is not just a little bit!

But, as an unlucky person, who can she blame? She will definitely have to rely on the system to survive in the other world. This is not a matter of not being able to do what she wants, it’s just a simple task of the system… Of course, if she didn’t say that she cursed the system, causing it to be dumb and not giving any hints except for the task, it should still be a little credible. Take the full element affinity she won in the lottery, for example, she studied it for a long time but couldn’t figure out what kind of special function it was, and the system refused to tell her. If she wasn’t really thirsty and suddenly found that she could spray water, she probably wouldn’t have associated this thing with the so-called “superpower”.

The name is “all-element affinity”, but it’s actually a superpower that can spray water if I think I can. As for magic, she searched the entire system mall, but couldn’t find anything similar to fireball. There were only some daily necessities, such as sow postpartum care, which were completely incomprehensible. If she hadn’t really traveled to another world, she would have thought it was a grocery store with X-points.

But at least now when someone asks her “What is your superhero ability?” she can proudly tell them: “I can spray water.”

“You have to go out.”

Lan Xi, who hadn’t eaten yet, sighed deeply after seeing the life-threatening system task pop up. To be honest, she had 100 emergency exchange points in her account, but unfortunately she bought a self-heating hot pot yesterday. She had already traveled to the primeval forest of another world for three days, but she still couldn’t change the bad habits of the modern society in the st century, always thinking about ordering takeout, ordering takeout, and ordering takeout.

“Don’t rush me, don’t rush me. I’ll finish eating today’s self-heating spicy hot pot and then go out…”

Finally, under the system’s life-threatening task prompt, Lan Xi succumbed.

Chapter 355 Fortunately, it’s not just water spray

As a result, Lan Xi had never expected to be kicked out of the house while hungry.

She really didn’t expect that her own system would dare to close the mall and said that it would not be opened until the task was completed. She is now a disabled person with a combat power of less than 5. She even found the wheelchair that her grandma used to sit in. But her grandma had been taken to the city by her uncle to live in a big house. She accidentally found this wheelchair when she was making crutches for herself. And her personal panel is even more amazing. It is the type that you don’t know until you see it, and you will be shocked when you see it.

Take her 2-point strength attribute for example. It’s hard for her to lift a kettle full of water. Her endurance is only 1 point higher than her strength. If she moves bricks, she will definitely be exhausted before she can move 20 bricks. Then, there is the somewhat annoying agility attribute, which is directly 0… as if mocking her. Presumably, those who are more familiar with the house have already figured out where this panel came from. It’s a standard feature of the system text, making it seem like everyone has it. Therefore, she must also have the so-called magic and luck attributes, but these two are relatively high. The magic is a full 209 points, and the luck is also 20 points. The inherent skill is the elemental affinity drawn before, and the ordinary skill is————water spray…

Fortunately, there is more than one water spray, there are also four other skills: discharge, freeze, burn, and touch of the force. She tried them one by one after learning the novice skill of water spray. For example, discharge is when her mobile phone ran out of power and she found that she could charge it with her mind, which made her happy for a long time. It’s a pity that there is no operator in the other world. This simple happiness didn’t last long and disappeared directly. Then she found that all the food in the refrigerator was rotten. In extreme anger, she released a stream of cold air, freezing the entire refrigerator, and it hasn’t melted until now.

As for the burning thing… the way to get it is a bit strange, so embarrassing to say. It was one night, driven by curiosity, she began to make some very comfortable attempts on her body. At that time, she only felt that she was getting hotter and hotter, and the temperature between her hands was getting higher and higher. Then, with a crackling sound! She was on fire. She was so scared that she started spraying water on the spot, spraying the sheets and quilts thoroughly, but she found that she didn’t seem to be afraid of fire. In the end, she had to find a way to replace the quilts after spraying the bed, and it was at this time that she discovered her last skill, the touch of the force… To put it bluntly, it is actually telekinesis. It’s just that the lethality of this thing seems to be much higher than she imagined.

With the maximum output, she could even lift up the entire old house that she had traveled with. If she was going to catch a living creature… Do you know about the Force Throat Lock? This thing is a bit like the telekinesis in urban literature, and it is indeed so precise that it can do things like strangle the opponent’s neck. It’s just that it’s difficult to lift it up, because it’s a single force, and it’s easy to break the opponent’s neck before it is lifted up. As for defense, she hasn’t tried it. But if you simply imagine a wall in front of you and push it out, you can do it, but the output is uncontrollable.

“So what on earth did you ask me to do outside?”

The main reason was that Lan Xi was timid, and this deep rain forest looked quite scary. When she was a child, her elder sister often tortured her by showing her horror movies, from The Grudge to The Ring, and she was dragged to watch almost all of them.

“Fuck!!”

Unfortunately, the system didn’t want to talk to her, and the result of her hesitating for a few minutes was that a rhinoceros that looked as big as a main battle tank jumped out of the deep jungle like a husky on break free.

Lan Xi subconsciously raised her hands. Although she reacted with many years of experience in FPS games, it was just a reaction.

Wearing iron armor, it looked like a war machine made of flesh and blood. The giant rhino took strong steps, raised the horns on its nose, and charged at her fiercely.

To be honest, this was the first time Lan Xi had ever seen such a huge beast that weighed nearly 80 tons, could accelerate to 120 miles per hour, and ran at a speed of nearly 200 kilometers per hour. She had even thought of an epitaph for herself. But was the system so casual? Since it believed that its host had the ability to survive in this jungle, then the only unlucky one could be this overconfident beast.

“boom!!!!!”

A huge roar sounded, accompanied by Lan Xi’s scream. But after the violent collision, the result surprised her.

“Is this…dead?”

Lan Xi was completely stunned when she saw the earth wall in front of her that was nearly two meters high and was slowly collapsing. She was ready to go all out and use the touch of the Force to turn into a wall to collide with the rhino. But what she didn’t expect was that she kept thinking about the wall, but she didn’t release the touch of the Force to form a telekinetic wall. Instead, a mud wall made of clay that didn’t look very reliable rose from the ground. At that time, she was half disappointed. Although it was nice to awaken a new ability, how could this thing stop such a big rhino?

But the result was unexpected… This thing stopped the rhino. Moreover, the huge impact force killed the rhino itself.

“Wait, that seems to be… a non-Newtonian fluid?”

Bewilderedly looking at the rhino on the ground with its head sunken into its chest, Lan Xi suddenly realized that the slowly melting mud wall, which looked like a pile of sticky liquid, seemed somewhat familiar.

“so hard!”

Lan Xi poked the wall twice and found that the feedback from the mud wall was much stronger than she thought. And the culprit behind all this seemed to be… magic?

“So that’s how it is. When the magic power is shaping the clay, it increases its original viscosity, so the mud wall becomes a super non-Newtonian fluid.”

After feeling that she seemed to have discovered the magical power, Lan Xi began to frantically replicate the things she had seen before traveling through time.

For example, the electromagnetic cannon uses electromagnetic catapults with an initial velocity of Mach 10, and any metal can be fired as a cannonball, with a range determined by the type of metal and its melting point. The monkey version of Wood Release: Tree World Descends, which causes plants within a kilometer to grow wildly, and the specific growth is all random. Another example is the high-pressure water jet that can easily cut even diamonds by adding a little sand when it is released…

Chapter 356: Fei can’t beat Ou

I don’t know when we started to be obsessed with pursuing extraordinary things. People are no longer satisfied with ordinary days and start looking for more “exciting” things.

how to say……

It’s silly, but realistic.

The repressed instinct collides with the unruly heart, and a whole new pursuit begins to emerge.

Desire continues to expand until it can no longer be satisfied, and war…comes.

Everyone is insatiable, and everyone tries to get everything they want. Eventually, a distorted existence began to appear among the people, and this existence, “God” named it————Traveler.

Just like a thousand-mile dam collapsed due to an ant hole, if the world is compared to a dam, then the locust-like crossers are the ant holes.

After successfully crossing an entire worldview for the first time in my life without relying on any so-called “system” or “main god” external force, I suddenly realized that humans are almost ants in the huge structure of the universe. The essence of so-called crossing is actually to make a hole between two completely unrelated universes, and the part of “mass” that is lost through this “hole” is the crosser himself.

Therefore, everything began to become clear. Traveling through the world itself was taking away the mass of the original universe and exchanging information between the two universes. And because it took away the original mass, this kind of exchange was based on harming the world itself.

In quantum mechanics, there is something called information mapping, and there is also something called meme in the universe… As long as a time traveler appears and enters another world, information mapping will begin, and the meme will spread. Then, hundreds of millions of time travelers will swarm like locusts because of the birth of this meme.

Since one traveler is harming the world, the world will not stop functioning because of their insignificance. So what if there are two travelers, three travelers, ten travelers, or tens of thousands of travelers?

Memes are a very unreasonable thing. If you want to hurt an Ark player, you just need to whisper “ko ko da yo” in his ear. And this is exactly what a meme is.

But what is even more terrifying is that everything can become a meme…

An ordinary word or an ordinary thing, as long as more than ten people can associate it with the specific scene in which it appeared, then it is a meme.

It’s South Korea vs. Germany soon. I bet on Germany to win this time.

Believe me, don’t put pressure on Germany.

Eh?

……

This is the traverser…

As a monthly fan, I will definitely play the game FGO.

However, this game is extremely unfriendly to Africans, whether it is drawing cards or grinding materials. For example, a certain otaku is very angry now. He stared at his phone and cursed with gritted teeth: “Fuck! Three hearts appeared in 20 games. You are just making things difficult for me, Fat Tiger!”

That’s right, as an African, I can’t draw cards or earn materials. If it weren’t for my strong faith, I would have uninstalled the game long ago.

“This is the last time. This is the last time! If you don’t ship the goods, I will die!”

With eyes wide open, a certain otaku gasped and started the final trial with his non-African team. Whether he could get something depended on this one, because he only had enough stamina left, and the activity was about to end in 10 minutes. If he didn’t get anything this time, then he would have wasted his time in this activity.

With trembling hands, the loading screen on the screen finally passed, and the battle scene entered the eyes of a certain otaku.

My breathing quickened and my heartbeat started to speed up! Success or failure depended on this one move!

Finally… a certain otaku finished the fight, but still had no heart.

“Are you really trying to make things difficult for Fat Tiger?”

The phone flew out of his hand and hit the wall opposite the bed. Looking at the broken phone, he suddenly felt his heart twitch, and then a feeling of dizziness surged into his forehead. His eyes went dark, and he knew nothing…

Today’s headlines: A single young man died of overwork at home at the age of 21. Here we call on everyone to cherish life and stay away from liver failure.

“Where…where is this?!”

After opening her eyes, a certain house looked at the golden space around her in a daze. She discovered something extremely shocking—the ceiling of her house was gone! Not only the ceiling, but also the walls and floors were gone, even the bed and computer were gone!

“Ah! Then I must have traveled through time.”

After clapping her hands, a very exaggerated smile suddenly appeared on the face of a certain otaku. At this moment, a string of ethereal fonts appeared in front of her.

[Hello, player 10086, welcome to the King’s Game. ]

“What the hell?! King’s Game?? Isn’t this the main god space?!”

[If you want to enter the main god space, please turn right and go to the next door. This is the King’s Game. If you like, play. If you don’t, get out. ]

“I play! I play!”

A certain otaku was shocked by the font. This GM of the King’s Game? He seems to have a bad temper.

【Please accept the novice reward】

“oh oh.”

A certain otaku who felt that GM had a bad temper immediately lowered her attitude, but when she turned around she was stunned again.

“So, how am I supposed to accept this?”

【Baidu. 】

“How can I Baidu this?”

[How do I search on Baidu? 】

“I told you how to search on Baidu here!”

[How can you Baidu here if you can’t do it? ? ? ]

“I……”

puff!

Suddenly, a round ball fell on the head of a certain resident, knocking him to the ground. He picked up the ball and climbed up, and he also found that there seemed to be two more balls on his body.

“Wait! What are these two lumps on my chest?!”

【Please use the novice reward. 】