Ye Gucheng’s face suddenly turned red, whether he was standing at the door or lying on the bed.

Shi Potian’s words were very unpleasant to the ear, but Ye Gucheng couldn’t refute even a single word, because this was the fact, in every sense of the word.

Ye Gucheng always believed that the difficulty of clearing Girl’s Heart is the highest. If the difficulty of Diablo is five stars, then the difficulty of Girl’s Heart is at least ten stars!

In the dark world, although the living conditions are extremely harsh and death is commonplace, no matter how difficult it is, at least you can see the hope of completing the task. Just grit your teeth and fight your way through at the risk of your life.

Girls’ thoughts are completely different.

Here, he can sleep on a spacious and soft round bed, enjoy exquisite food, have hot water all day, and fill his closet with light and well-tailored clothes. If he gets bored staying in the house, there is an endless cherry blossom forest outside, and the pink petals flutter in the wind when the warm wind blows, making people feel relaxed and happy.

Everything is good here, except that there is no hope of completing the mission.

“Through live broadcasts, I became an idol for girls all over the world.”

Ye Gucheng understood this sentence as: keep making noise towards that damn box, and make girls all over the world like this noise from the bottom of their hearts – or fall in love with the person who makes the noise.

How can anyone else like something that even he himself hates?

This simply cannot be done.

Shi Potian has tried his best, and the results of his efforts also prove this point.

It was impossible to clear the Girl’s Heart, but being summoned to the Dark World was a good opportunity. Ye Gucheng thought that after clearing the Dark World, he could return to his original world, even if he died in the Forbidden City. But he never expected that after the Dark World was closed, he and his teammates would return to this familiar villa.

The collapsed ruins have been rebuilt, and are now bigger and more luxurious than the original ones. The furnishings inside are also brand new, and the air is filled with the sweet smell of fruit.

Ye Gucheng calmed down for a while and then went to take a shower.

I washed it three times.

By the fourth time, he was lying in the bathtub, the peach-scented bath ball melting in the hot water, a thick layer of fragrant and dense pink foam spread on the water surface, and two toy yellow ducks floated out of the water.

If it were Shi Potian, he would definitely hold the two little yellow ducks and ride the waves in the bathtub. Ye Gucheng certainly would not do such a childish thing. He just pressed the little yellow duck into the water, watched it float out, then pressed it into the water again, let it float out, and pressed it back in… While playing, he heard a chuckle coming from behind him.

“I haven’t met a man as lovely as you in more than ten years.”

Ye Gucheng frowned. Of course he recognized the voice. It was Shi Guanyin. Shouldn’t she have gone back? Why did she come here?
Shi Guanyin did not feel the slightest bit of embarrassment about breaking into someone else’s bathroom. Instead, she felt as calm as if she was entering her own bathroom. She took down the shower head hanging above the bathtub, turned on the switch, and a stream of hot water sprayed towards Ye Gucheng’s face.

Ye Gucheng was not a very shy person, but he really couldn’t jump out of the bathtub naked in front of a woman, so he couldn’t even hide.

Her jade-like face was tinged with pink, with wet hair sticking to it in strands, water droplets hanging on her eyelashes, and her cold eyes showed a hint of shame and annoyance.

This look deeply pleased Shi Guanyin. She smiled and said, “I heard that some people wear pants even when taking a bath. It seems that you are not that kind of person.”

Ye Gucheng looked at her coldly: “What are you doing here?”

Shi Guanyin smiled and said, “Of course I came for you.”

“for me?”

Shi Guanyin’s beautiful eyes moved, and she suddenly approached him, holding Ye Gucheng’s shoulder with one hand, and with the other hand she pushed aside his wet hair, and blew into his ear: “Don’t you understand?”

Ye Gucheng certainly understood. He smiled, put his arms around Shi Guanyin’s waist and pulled her into his arms. Shi Guanyin let out a small cry and was pulled into the bathtub. Water splashed out and her thin clothes were instantly soaked. The two bodies were completely pressed together, very intimate.

“I can’t believe it…” Shi Guanyin was already panting slightly, leaning on Ye Gucheng’s chest, biting her lip and saying, “You are much more passionate than I thought…”

She twisted her body, ready to feel his passion, and let Ye Gucheng hold her hand and turn her body so that the two of them turned upside down.

There were mists in Shi Guanyin’s eyes and her clothes were loosely opened. A pair of tight, snow-white, long-legged legs stretched out from the bathtub like a snake, and was about to hook onto the waist that was sticking close to her. At this moment, Ye Gucheng suddenly made a move and sealed the six most important acupoints on Shi Guanyin’s body. Then he pushed her heavily and actually got up and left!
he’s gone!
He actually left!
How dare he leave at this time!

Shi Guanyin was pushed by him and her upper body sank into the water. It happened so suddenly that she was not prepared at all. She choked on the water several times. Her acupoints were blocked and she couldn’t even struggle.

Of course, he couldn’t expect her to drown like this, and acupressure wouldn’t be enough to control her, so Ye Gucheng didn’t even have time to wipe the water off his body. He hurriedly put on his clothes, with his sword already unsheathed.

His face was still slightly pink, but he was completely calm.

Shi Guanyin was indeed a beauty, a rare beauty Ye Gucheng had ever seen in his life. He was not a Taoist scholar, nor did he deliberately practice abstinence and observe the precepts. He just didn’t want to, and no one could force him to do something he didn’t want to do.

When Shi Guanyin struggled to emerge from the water, her anger almost completely evaporated the water in the bathtub.

Very good, very good! If Shi Guanyin still had some romantic thoughts just now, thinking that this man was good and planning to use him a few more times, now she wanted to torture him to death!
She wanted to conquer him, torture him, and destroy him, so that he would fall into despair and fear whenever he thought of her name for decades to come! Life would be worse than death, just like the Huashan swordsman who rejected and humiliated her.

……

After taking a shower, Shi Potian went to work, not to complete the task, but just for fun. He did a terrible job on the tasks in the small world of Deep Palace Grievance and got no points at all, but he was very happy. Even when he arrived in the dark world, the battle was extremely dangerous and everyone was exhausted, he could still weave grasshoppers with the grass stalks on the ground in his spare time.

He was a man who was good at finding joy in adversity. No desperate situation or difficulty could knock him down. Even after the villa was rebuilt, all his previous efforts were back to square one and he had to start all over again.

It doesn’t matter, he enjoys the process.

The live broadcast had just started. Shi Potian cleared his throat and was about to give an opening remark when suddenly a loud noise came from upstairs!
The entire door panel on the fourth floor flew out and smashed heavily into the hall on the first floor, breaking into pieces.

Then, two figures flew out one after the other, and started fighting while still in mid-air.

The crystal chandelier hanging on the dome fell down and shattered.

Shi Potian watched the scene steadily, and cleverly aimed the camera at the two people fighting. Then, he rushed to the refrigerator in two steps and stuffed all the cakes inside into his mouth. He also poured milk and juice into his mouth one after another. Finally, he couldn’t bear it anymore, so he took out the largest piece of cake inside, rushed to the second floor, and kicked the door open.

“Uncle Yuan, eat quickly!”

Yuan Shisanxian is breaking through.

Breaking through the barriers meant that his martial arts realm had reached a critical juncture. After returning from the dark world, he gained more than just points and coins. What he gained more was a deeper understanding of martial arts through repeated life and death. He felt that he had entered a mysterious realm, and the fog that had troubled him for a long time was slowly dissipating.

At this critical moment, there was a commotion upstairs and downstairs. The originally quiet villa was like two hundred mad dogs breaking into it in an instant. Stools and tables were overturned, and there were clanging noises. Even the closed door was kicked open! It was because Yuan Shisanxian had a trick up his sleeve and did not put his whole heart into it, otherwise he would have gone crazy.

He suppressed his anger, raised his eyes and asked, “What’s wrong?”

Shi Potian handed the cakes to Yuan Shisanxian and said, “Uncle Ye and Sister Shi are fighting. The punishment for the game might come soon. Then we won’t have anything to eat.”

They had been fighting among themselves before, and the game had cut off their water and food supplies. Although that pain had passed a long time ago, Shi Potian still felt as if it happened yesterday.

Yuan Shisanxian didn’t appreciate it. Not only that, he knocked over the largest and most delicious-looking pastry on the ground and stormed out.

Outside, the fight between Ye Gucheng and Shi Guanyin was at a critical juncture. In terms of comprehensive quality, Ye Gucheng was not as good as Shi Guanyin, but Shi Guanyin was very uncalm at this time. When a person is excited, he can only exert eight points of his strength at most. So the two were in a stalemate for a while, and neither could do anything to the other.

The spiral marble staircase was disconnected from the second floor with a neat cut. There was a big hole in the north wall of the villa. The water pipe burst and water spurted out. It seemed that an electrical circuit was also damaged. There was an electric wire dragging on the floor, with sparks and lightning all the way.

Yuan Shisanxian only took a glance and his brain buzzed instantly. He was immediately furious and pulled Shi Potian to drive Shi Guanyin out together.

Before leaving, Shi Guanyin stared at Ye Gucheng gloomily, then suddenly smiled playfully, with a profound meaning.

Surprisingly, this time the game didn’t say anything. Not only were water and daily necessities distributed as usual, but each person was even rewarded with 500 points.

The three of them were puzzled, but Shi Potian suddenly realized it after taking a look at the computer screen that was broadcasting live.

In just less than half an hour, the number of people in the live broadcast room climbed to more than 100,000, and it continued to grow rapidly. Later, because too many people kept squeezing in, even the live broadcast page was stuck.

This can be considered a blessing in disguise. Although cleaning up the battlefield afterwards was extremely frustrating, everything else was fine, except for the water leakage and electrical leakage, which was very troublesome.

Yuan Shisanxian and Ye Gucheng both hated trouble, and neither of them had any skills related to electrical work or plumbing repair. The two of them faced a house with a draft on one side, water leaking in three places, and a floor that was leaking electricity. That day, they carried their beds and lived in the cherry blossom forest, and would not return until dinner time.

It was Shi Potian, the honest boy, who pointed the camera at the tragic crime scene and humbly asked the audience for advice. From the various comments, he barely picked out a few repair plans that seemed more reliable, and rolled up his sleeves to get to work.

Shi Potian: “It’s these two lines connected together, right?”

Comment: “That’s right, when the neutral line and the live line meet, the sparks that fly out are as beautiful as my love for you.”

Shi Potian’s face was black from the electric shock, but he still asked sincerely: “What is Dabai? If there is no Dabai, can I just use cream to apply it? It’s all white.”

Comment: “Of course, they are all white, why not cream? The anchor just applies it, and the cockroaches raised are mine!”

Shi Potian: “What should we do with this leaking water pipe?”

Barrage: “Why not ask the magical conch!”

Shi Potian: “These bricks are broken, and I don’t have any new ones. Can I use glue to glue them together? 502? No, but I found a bucket of white latex!”

Barrage: “Host, stop being so clingy. Look at that load-bearing wall next to you. Isn’t it an eyesore? If you smash it, won’t you have new bricks? Host, remember, when you smash a wall, use 80 for the big hammer and 40 for the small hammer!”

Shi Potian swung his hammer and concentrated his energy on his Dantian: “Eighty! Eighty! Eighty!”

After all these operations, he became a global live broadcaster with tens of millions of people watching him die every day. The headlines of marketing accounts were also very explosive, such as “Did the villa of the little brother Naigou collapse today?” or “When will the little fairy man in white show up again?” or “You vote, I vote, the old, middle-aged and young men’s group will debut tomorrow.”

It was also during this process that points began to surge. Shi Potian had no obsession with martial arts, and when he knew he could draw skills, he was very generous and threw all his points out, drawing three skills in a row.

Skill 1: Sky Curtain

Skill Description: This skill is an active skill. Players can project their memories (including imagination) in the form of videos to any location for people to watch. The video sound can play the original sound and can also be configured by the player.

Skill 2: Unethical map online navigation for you

Skill Description: This skill is a passive skill. When the player is lost, the Unethical Map will navigate you to the most outrageous route to help you reach your destination quickly.

Skill 3: Happy Dog

Skill description:
Skill Description: This skill is an active skill. When the player makes a “huhuhuhu” sound to the designated target, the target will happily run towards the player no matter how far away it is.

The skills are fresh and interesting, and each one looks very interesting. It would be a shame not to try them out, so Shi Potian used the first skill in front of the computer screen.

He broadcast his experience of fighting monsters in the dark world in the global live broadcast room, and the dubbing was the traditional shouting rap.

Following the sound of “Thunder’s heaven-shattering cultivation, the sky is falling and the earth is sinking with the purple-gold hammer…”, on the screen, three mechas were flying in the sky, shells were blasting down one after another, and the people on the ground were wearing armor, slashing the red monster with swords in their hands. Arrows were fired not far away, and the nimble running figures delivered bottles of potions accurately to their teammates. The monster went crazy and slapped it down. There were fearless people who blocked the damage for their teammates, but they themselves fell to the ground seriously injured…

Shi Potian was very satisfied with this and didn’t care at all what kind of sensational effect this video would cause when it was released.

I haven’t had a chance to use the second skill yet, but I can try the third one.

He stood at the door of the villa whose load-bearing wall had been demolished, and pouted towards the depths of the cherry trees.

“Uh-huh-huh-“

Yuan Shisanxian and Ye Gucheng came running over upon hearing the noise, both of them with happy smiles on their faces. Shi Potian was also smiling, but before his smile could fully bloom, he was punched from the front door of the villa to the back door.

The villa didn’t have a back door, but because so many people bumped into it, they went through the back door.

When the villa collapsed completely, the three girls heard the voice of “Infinite Escape Room Game Announcement to All Players”.

They cleared the level.

(End of this chapter)