LOL: Let me touch your steel
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The corners of Shiver’s mouth twitched twice, and her body shuddered involuntarily.
“Oh, by the way, I just heard from Leblanc that Kled is also a Yordle? Lulu, do you know her?”
“Um…”
Lulu immediately looked thoughtful. Now she was familiar with most of the Yodels in Bandle City, such as Tristana, Teemo and the like. She had seen them all.
But Kre…
She had never heard of this name.
Lulu held Janna’s hand and shook her head very honestly.
“I don’t know. I don’t seem to have any impression or memory of him.”
“She can’t possibly know Kled.”
Zhang Xu interrupted and explained, “Kled has been fighting in Noxus for thousands of years. Conservative estimates suggest that he should be several thousand years old, which means he left Bandle City a long time ago. As for Lulu…”
Zhang Xu looked down at the purple garlic. Although he didn’t remember how old Lulu was, she was definitely not as big as old guys like Kennen and Kled.
So it’s normal that Lulu doesn’t know Kled.
By the way, Kled’s mouth…is really a bit of a headache!
Well, if this guy dares to say something foul-mouthed to me, I’ll just hang him up and beat him up. That should make him behave himself, right?
Maybe?
Chapter 330 Go, Lulu, go up and slap him!
“Is Drune so small? It’s just a small town! It’s hard to imagine that such a fierce war broke out in this small town thousands of years ago.”
Kassa, who had made up a lot of knowledge during the journey, looked at everything around her with some surprise. In her impression, the place where the war took place…how could it not be a relatively ancient big city? She didn’t expect it to be just a small town?
“So, the Darkspawn you’re looking for is in this town?”
Sindra also looked around, a hint of curiosity on her face.
After spending a long time together, Zhang Xu could clearly feel that Sindra’s personality had changed a lot. None of the people around him had a socially anxious personality. Anyone could pull Sindra aside to chat with them, and as they chatted, Sindra became cheerful.
The person who was now keeping to himself and not speaking turned out to be Riven, who had just joined the team not long ago.
Ever since leaving the arena, Riven has been taciturn. The few words she spoke occasionally were only to Zhang Xu. Her entire body exuded a cold attitude that kept strangers away.
From a psychological point of view, this should be regarded as a self-enclosed psychological defense mechanism. Because of the betrayal she had suffered and the fact that she had accidentally harmed the lives of innocent people, Riven completely closed herself off.
Commonly known as escapism.
Ordinary psychological treatments are unlikely to help Riven, but it will take a long time for her to figure things out and come out of the shadows…
Zhang Xu raised his head thoughtfully, his eyes fell on the pub on the street, and his eyes suddenly lit up.
Ok everyone, we have found the NPC refresh point for the new map!
Zhang Xu waved his hand, greeted everyone, and walked into the tavern first.
As soon as he walked in, a loud curse suddenly rang out, like a devil’s sound, rushing straight into Zhang Xu’s brain.
“Damn bastard! I should crush him and throw him into the garbage! This despicable little beast, I should destroy him!”
Oh my God!
Listen, this terrible line, this familiar voice…
Zhang Xu looked carefully, and sure enough, he saw Kelie, who was standing on a stool next to the wine table in the middle of the tavern, with an excited look on his face. He was cursing loudly on the chair, drawing a circle with the mother of the person being cursed as the radius, and counting back eighteen generations of ancestors.
In short, just curse as harshly as you can.
The guests at the nearby tables were all eating their own food, apparently no longer surprised by such scenes. A few people looked at Kelie with great interest, as if they regarded Kelie’s drunken cursing as a way to amuse themselves while drinking.
Of course, the most eye-catching thing is the desert dragon lizard eating quietly beside the wine table – Kled’s mount, the cowardly lizard.
If I remember correctly, this cowardly lizard is quite interesting. Its cowardice is only temporary. In the bloodiest melee battle that Kled participated in, it was this cowardly lizard that returned and rushed back into the battle group to save its master.
What Zhang Xu was more curious about was…it was okay that Yodel people were long-lived.
What kind of species is this desert dragon lizard? How can it be so resilient?
Or is it that Kled is so fond of this kind of mount that whenever his mount dies he captures a new one to continue serving as his own?
Zhang Xu took a quick look and finally landed on the man who sat at the same table with Ke Lie.
According to the information provided by LeBlanc, Naganeka and Kled are each other’s only friends. So, is this middle-aged man Naganeka?
He looks much more pleasing to the eye than other Darkin.
At least he is a human.
“What are you looking at! Hey! You shifty boy, what are you looking at!”
After cursing a few words, Klei soon noticed the group of people who suddenly came in. There were almost no outsiders coming to this small town, so Klei could tell at a glance that they did not belong here.
In addition, Zhang Xu’s gaze that looked him up and down made him very uncomfortable. Ke Lie couldn’t control his temper at all and started cursing.
Zhang Xu, who had just been scolded, did not get angry. He just looked at Ke Lie with interest, wanting to see what he would say next.
But this attitude of seeming to ignore aroused Kelei’s dissatisfaction even more. He immediately jumped off his chair and stood opposite Zhang Xu.
Although the height difference between the two meant that Klei could only look up at Zhang Xu, his aura did not diminish at all, and he put on an attitude as if to say, “What are you looking at?”
“Damn it kid, if you look at me again I’ll dig your eyes out!”
Hearing this, Naganeka, who was sitting at the same table with Kled, slowly raised her head with a slightly frowned brow.
Since learning that he was about to leave Noxus, Kled’s temper has become more and more irritable, and he either drinks with him or scolds others all day long. But this guy…Naganeka actually felt a strange sense of familiarity in her heart.
just like…
It’s like the breath of an ascendant.
Naganeka laughed and shook her head, thinking that she must have gone crazy.
Shurima has been destroyed for thousands of years, and the sun disc has crashed and disappeared. This is why he fell and became a Darkin. How could he possibly feel the breath of the Ascendants now?
I must have drunk too much, even my feelings are wrong.
Naganeka shook her head and stared at the wine glass in her hand, her eyes slightly glazed over.
Noxian wine…
No Shurima wine tastes as good!
I really miss that taste.
Naganeka licked her lips, picked up the glass and drank it all.
“You want to dig my eyes out? Fine, go ahead.”
The corners of Zhang Xu’s mouth raised slightly. Kassadin and others who were familiar with him knew that when Zhang Xu showed this expression, it meant…the short Yodel in front of him was in trouble.
“You damned boy, bitch! I’m going to kill you!”
Following Kelie’s angry shout, the guests around stopped what they were doing and turned to look at Zhang Xu and Kelie.
When their eyes fell on Zhang Xu, almost everyone’s face showed a look of regret and sympathy.
Zhang Xu still stood there without moving, but the string of reason in Klei’s brain was broken. He was already in a bad mood, and when he met such an annoying guy like Zhang Xu, his anger was immediately ignited.
He shouted and rushed over quickly.
It was at this time that Zhang Xu patted Lulu’s head who was standing next to Janna, and said with a smile: “Go, Lulu, calm your people down a little.”
Hearing this, Lulu’s eyes widened instantly, and then a look of excitement appeared on her face.
Chapter 331 There is such a good thing! ?
“Cute transformation technique!”
Lulu jumped out from behind Zhang Xu, waved the staff in her hand twice in the air, and a slightly strange spell instantly came out of Lulu’s mouth.
The fairy Pix above Lulu’s head flickered subtly twice, and a strange magical power rose.
After seeing Lulu’s figure, Kled was startled at first, and then his expression suddenly changed: “Wait… Wait a minute!”
Although he left Bandle City for the outside material world at a young age and spent thousands of years there, Kled will never forget the time he spent in Bandle City.
A simple, peaceful and happy life.
It’s just that he has a bit of a bad temper and isn’t suitable for living there for a long time.
Kled instinctively doesn’t want to hurt the younger generations who come out of Bandle City, and he will never be stingy with his help when necessary.
But obviously, Kled’s idea…
Purely redundant.
Think more!
That strange magical power quickly took effect on Kled, and the magic took effect even before Kled could react.
A very strange feeling surged through Kled’s body. He felt as if he was… changing his appearance?
Kled’s expression changed slightly, but it was obviously too late.
The next second, Kled’s body suddenly changed. His originally short figure shrank again, and his original appearance disappeared. He seemed to have turned into some kind of small animal.
Kaisa, Sivir and Janna, who had entered that fantasy land with Lulu, could see that this little animal was exactly one of the little animals in the fantasy realm.
“Asshole! What did you do to me! Junior! Show some respect to your seniors! Damn you! You bastard! I’m going to kick your ass!”
The cursing voice of Kled came out from the little animal’s body. Although the tone was still not pleasant, it was obvious that it was much softer than before.
The corners of Zhang Xu’s mouth twitched unconsciously.
He discovered that Kled’s mouth was really hard!
Even if the void realm invades and destroys the entire material realm, the only thing left will definitely be Kled’s mouth.
“Lulu, make it impossible for him to speak again.”
As soon as the voice fell, Lulu’s face became more excited. Recently, during the time she followed Zhang Xu and his group, she had been suppressing her nature.
You have to know that when she first entered the material world, she was a little devil who would easily turn other people into lambs and calves, and look for all kinds of interesting things!