Joy of Life: I, a man, became the Queen of Northern Qi?

Chapter 217 Watches and Carpets.

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The sound of water flowing in the bathtub was so loud that it actually drowned out the sound of rain outside the window.

After setting up the Qi wall, Li An picked up the empress dowager’s legs and walked towards the bedroom. As they walked along, the water stains on their bodies had disappeared.

The Queen Mother asked in confusion, “Brother, what are you doing? I was just exploring subconsciously, not intentionally. Let’s wait a little longer.”

“This subconscious action is what my sister really thinks!”

Li An caught the Queen Mother’s waving hand and interrupted her forcefully, “The good night is short, we must not waste it~”

The dim light shone on Ang Lee, and the cool breeze blew, causing his long black hair to flutter in the wind. Ang Lee’s deep and clear eyes blinked slightly, revealing a fiery look, and he smiled a little shyly.

Feeling the hardness and heat on her back, the Queen Mother’s heart was also filled with emotion. She couldn’t help but think:

Being young is good. She has the time to regroup and get ready. It looks like she will suffer tonight.
Just as she was thinking about it, she was thrown onto the couch by Li An.

Before she could react, Li An turned into a wild beast and pounced on her.
In the hall, there was a sudden thunder and lightning, the pagoda suppressed the river monster, and the house was suddenly filled with thunder and strong winds! This night was like the autumn wind blowing on Lugu Lake, the night rain soaking Jiuzhaigou, the rain hitting the banana leaves and listening to the rain leisurely, saying that there is sorrow and no sorrow.

morning.

The sky outside the window was still so gloomy that it was hard to tell what time it was, but there was no sound of raindrops in my ears.

When the Queen Mother woke up, she felt her waist was tightly embraced and she could not move.

She looked at Li Ang’s tightly closed eyes, and felt the passion that was still standing firmly in them. A hint of surprise flashed across her blushing little face for an instant. Then she ignored her body that was still sending out signals of fatigue, and closed her eyelids slightly to feel it carefully.

However, this tenderness did not last long, as she opened her eyes wide and looked at Li Ang in disbelief as he also opened his eyes.

“My dear brother, do you still want it? I will never get it.”

Rather than being frightened, the Queen Mother hated herself for her poor health and for not letting Li An enjoy himself. Because of the special relationship between the two, she couldn’t find some helpers to fight the enemy together.
Li An smiled silently, and said seriously, “Although it’s a pity that my sister can’t hold on any longer, it’s still early. How about… do what happened in the bathtub last night again?”

Just like what the great writer once said.

If you say you want to open a skylight, others may not agree, but if you say you want to tear down the roof, then they will say it is better to open a skylight.
The Queen Mother had already made up her mind to serve Li An despite the pain, but when she heard him say this, she naturally lost her intention to resist and took the initiative to take care of Li An.

At the same time, she even thought in her heart: “My dear brother, this is because he feels sorry for me. You know, how many men in the world care about women’s feelings?”

The more she thought about it, the empress dowager felt happy and couldn’t help but work harder.

Li Anping lay on the bed, squinting his eyes in comfort, but his heart was filled with joy: He was clearly the one who got the upper hand, so why did the Queen Mother look so delighted? She was really too easy to satisfy.

Perhaps, some insignificant little things are considered good for women in this era.
It’s also absolutely amazing.

afterwards.

Wiping the excess from her lips, the Queen Mother sat up straight.

Her messy hair was tucked behind her ears, and she said shyly, “Good brother, how about you go back now?”

“Although the weather outside is not very clear, it seems that it is getting late.”

“My sister is worried.”

The Queen Mother’s courage gradually increased and decreased with the light of the sky. After midnight, she would let Li An do whatever he wanted. But during the day, she was still the high and mighty master of the deep palace.
Without asking, one could tell that the Queen Mother was worried that Doudou would notice something was wrong, but Li An was very confident in his skills and believed that Doudou would never wake up so early.

“What’s the current time?” Li An raised his left arm, and a black watch strap made of unknown material was worn on his wrist. It was the high-tech watch he got from the research institute.

A night of fierce fighting.

Because the Queen Mother’s screams were so loud, Li An had to maintain the Qi wall.

Perhaps true Qi is indeed a kind of energy that can start the watch. With continuous output, Ang Lee finally successfully restarted this epoch-making product!
The right palm gently stroked the square screen, and the watch flashed for a moment before a curtain of light appeared forward.

The green screen showed a very blurry green color, and it was constantly changing. After a few seconds, the changes slowly stopped, and the screen returned to stability as if it had received some kind of signal, showing a basic interface:
06:21
In addition to displaying the time, there are several functions on the side of the interface that can be clicked.

Looking at this strange scene, the Queen Mother’s three views were once again shattered.

She looked deeply at Li An, who was constantly pointing at something as if he had found a fun toy. The corners of her mouth could not help but rise slightly. Then she straightened her chest and leaned into Li An’s arms again, slowly lifting her plump and slender thighs onto Li An’s waist.
The more magical and incomprehensible Li Ang was, the more she wanted to help Doudou keep it completely.

You know, there are a lot of vixens out there! And Li An’s looks are so attractive to women!
“Good brother~”

“Don’t make a fuss yet. Let me study it first. Do you see this string of numbers? It’s past 6 o’clock now, which means it’s just past the middle of the Mao hour. Can you rest assured?”

Twisting his body and placing his left hand on the beautiful woman’s smooth back, Li An tried out many contents of the watch in succession:
Calls, text messages, real-time translation.
These things that seemed very practical in the past life now seem to be useless. Real-time communication is great, but there must be someone to contact, right?

As for real-time translation, the whole world now uses Chinese characters, unless he is going to the Western Continent, this function will only work.
It seems that the schedule for going to the institute has to be advanced. Even if I can’t find anything else, it would be great to find a few more watches! If I can find extra watches, I think Hedwig will be unemployed in the future.

It should be a mascot.
It’s really enviable to be able to retire so early!

In addition to these functions, the watch can also measure heart rate, blood pressure, detect radiation index, record personal identity information, provide reminder services, digital banking, and push news and weather of the day!
——When Ang Lee pointed out the weather function, as expected, it showed the words “cloudy and rainy”, the temperature was marked as 14°, and the wind was southeast.

Li An’s heart moved, but he did not jump to conclusion.

Just swipe your finger in the air and you will find many functions at the bottom of the interface: taking photos, playing music, recording videos, and compass with ultra-precise GPS positioning and navigation!

Holding the Queen Mother tightly in his arms, Ang Lee took a sexy selfie of the two of them inconspicuously. With a smile on his face, he was thinking in his heart that he must record the fierce battle with the Queen Mother in the future!

Tentatively clicking on the last location navigation function, Li An’s brows furrowed subconsciously.
Hundreds of thousands of years have passed. Are there still satellites orbiting in the sky above this continent?
If not, how could this watch not only detect the weather but also provide ultra-precise GPS positioning and navigation? Or was the technology at that time developing in another direction?

At the same time, Ang Lee thought more:
An unknown research institute has these things, so does the temple, which exists as a military museum, have none? Maybe they don’t have the energy of true qi, but there are more ways to activate the watch. People hundreds of thousands of years ago didn’t have true qi, but they could use watches, so the temple could do the same. Li An has always believed that the temple monitored this continent by sending messages between messengers.

But now, he has overturned this idea.

“Good brother, what’s wrong?”

Seeing Li An’s serious face, the Queen Mother gently stroked his chest and asked.

As if he had struggled to escape from the gap between illusion and reality, Li An swept away the messy thoughts in his mind, patted the Queen Mother’s head, and his eyes became much gentler: “Good sister, brother has to go back. Since last night, you have served brother very well, thank you for taking care of me.”

“No need to thank me, it’s just paying off a debt!”

The Queen Mother’s cheeks flushed, and she responded stubbornly. However, when she heard Li An say that he was going back, she still felt reluctant to leave, and even the snow-white, slender jade foot on Li An’s waist was unconsciously tightened.

It is said that it can cure all diseases. At this time, the empress dowager is just like a little bird.

With this move, the man’s temper, which had just subsided a little, seemed to be about to leap up and turn into steel under the pressure of the empress dowager’s soft and cooked flesh!

“Hello, brother, why are you here again?”

Li An felt a little embarrassed and quickly covered it up by saying, “Since my sister is not feeling well, I will not come to Shoukang Palace to pay my respects today. It just so happens that it has stopped raining outside, so I plan to go out of the palace and take the eldest princess out for some fun!”

“I promised her before, and it’s hard to refuse after so long.”

“It’s okay.” The Queen Mother lowered her voice very low, “Maybe my sister’s body will recover tomorrow night, then.”

With a smile and a nod, Li An turned over and got off the bed. He went to the bathroom naked and put on a simple outer suit. Then he walked to the door and turned on a light.

Watching Li An suddenly disappear in front of the palace gate, the Queen Mother sat in silence in the warm quilt for a long time before she murmured as if recalling the past:

“What a monster”

Yong’an Hall.

When Li An tiptoed back to the bedroom, the scene remained unforgettable for a long time:

I saw Haitang Duoduo and Maomaoer trying on the sexy clothes he ‘designed’, while Zhan Doudou was commenting with great interest and giving some suggestions from time to time. Haitang was wearing a black silk bunny girl suit, while Maomaoer was wearing a white silk nurse uniform, both of which were lacking in fabric!

When the three saw Li Ang coming back in a suspicious manner, they all looked up.

The little emperor was still wrapped in bedding, but it was not difficult to tell from her empty and smooth shoulders that she should be wearing a “battle robe” at this time!

“Oh~Isn’t this my good queen?”

“I wonder where the Queen went last night. Why did she have to come back in such a secretive way?”

It’s really time and destiny.

While Ang Lee was thinking about the solution quickly, his eyes could not help but look at Haitang and Xiaomaoer, who were the most caring ones.
“You don’t have to look at them!”

Zhan Doudou sighed with mixed feelings, and suddenly pulled the cold blanket beside him, throwing it towards Li An like a ball: “Look at this blanket, you didn’t come back all night~ I woke up a long time ago, and immediately sent Zhao Gao to ask Concubine Wu, you didn’t stay there. Coincidentally, Xiaomaoer also stayed in Concubine Wu’s palace last night! As for Ye Ling’er, you were nowhere to be found either. I would like to hear what explanation you have!?”

“Isn’t it because I saw that you were too tired yesterday? I was afraid of disturbing your sleep, so I walked lightly. How can I hide my head and show my tail? The word choice is inappropriate!”

Ang Lee avoided the question.

“Tell me what happened! Where did you go last night? It’s raining so hard, do you have someone else outside again? “

“No! Doudou, you know me well. I am indifferent to external temptations!”

Those who take the initiative don’t count!
Zhan Doudou’s face froze, and he sneered, “Then tell me, what did you do last night? Although I am not feeling well and cannot have sex, don’t we still have Concubine Wu and Xiaomao’er? If all else fails, you can go find Ye Ling’er!”

“Don’t tell me, you went to practice martial arts last night!”

Huh?
Li An’s eyes suddenly lit up. This excuse was reasonable! He took a deep breath, slowly stood up, and said word by word: “That’s right! It rained heavily last night, and I seemed to have some feelings about martial arts, so I practiced martial arts for a whole night!”

puff~
Not only Haitang Duoduo, but even the kitten covered his mouth and tried to hold back his laughter.

Who doesn’t know who?

My husband is usually the laziest person. He would rather stand than sit, and would rather lie down than sit. Although it is very strange how such a person can achieve the status of a master, it is better to let them believe that the sun rose from the west today than to let them believe that Li An would practice martial arts diligently all night!
Zhan Doudou also pursed his lips tightly, and said with a somewhat anxious smile: “Practicing martial arts, right? You have some feelings about martial arts, right? Even in such a heavy rain, you are still emitting a special perfume. The title of Grand Master is truly worthy of the name! It is truly amazing!”

“Okay! You said you went to practice martial arts last night, so I will temporarily believe you and not argue with you.”

Zhan Doudou raised his eyebrows, pointed at the carpet beside the wooden couch and said, “But you come and explain, what did you bring back? It’s just dawn, even the night watchmen in the palace haven’t been heard yet, but this thing keeps making noises! No matter what I do, I can’t stop the noise.”

“I was almost scared to death!”

At that time, Zhan Doudou was still in a deep sleep, and it was difficult to wake her up because she was in a daze. But a voice suddenly rang out in the bedroom. Not only was it very brainwashing, like a devil’s sound piercing her ears, but the volume was also so loud and continuous that it disturbed her peace!

The little emperor was awakened!
She is the emperor, but it is hard not to be superstitious and afraid in the face of such a weird scene. In addition, she came to the conclusion that Li An did not return home all night. Zhan Doudou was not only afraid but also extremely angry.
Finally, when she discovered that the sound came from the carpet, she suppressed her fear and wanted to throw it away, but then she thought that this thing was brought back by Li Ang and might be of some use, so she gave up the idea.

Following Doudou’s finger, the carpet was still lying on the ground without any sound.

Ang Lee was furious:

So it turned out that I almost exposed my whereabouts because of this thing of yours? (End of this chapter)