Joy of Life: Don’t Provoke Zuowang Dao

Chapter 142 It’s confirmed, the uncle is going to do something big

Chapter 142 It’s confirmed, the uncle is going to do something big
Why are so many people coming?

Looking at the crowd of people in front of me.

Xu Wenhe felt a little dizzy.

Not only him, but also Linghu Chong, who was going to set off together this time, felt a little dizzy. Everyone’s eyes involuntarily fell on Lao Denuo.

“Master brother, what’s going on? Why are there so many people here?” Xu Wenhe asked with a surprised look on his face.

“Uh, this…isn’t this what you, Uncle Master, asked me to prepare?” Lao Denuo scratched his head and replied in a low voice.

His eyes looked at Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Chick intentionally or unintentionally, with a hint of confusion in his eyes. It was obvious that he didn’t quite understand what was going on.

but!

Xu Wenhe stopped talking and immediately rolled his eyes, laughing out of anger on the spot.

“Fuck, I’m asking you to get ready to attend Uncle Liu’s retirement ceremony.”

“But you have prepared so many people. What’s the matter? Do you want to wipe out the entire family or destroy a certain sect?” He asked back speechlessly.

But what I was thinking was, I’m just going to a concert, why are you making such a big fuss about it?

Poor Laudno, he had no idea what he did wrong. He was just following orders, but ended up getting scolded.

Suddenly he looked aggrieved.

“Uncle Master, I…”

“Okay, stop talking nonsense and hurry up. Liang Fa, Gao Genming…you guys stay here, everyone else go away!”

“Also, don’t bring so many things. Just bring the gifts for your Uncle Liu and some dry food. Please put the rest back quickly, nephew.”

Xu Wenhe was too lazy to talk nonsense and casually mentioned the names of about seven or eight disciples, finalizing the candidates for this trip and quickly ending this farce.

However, since we have to prepare for loading again, it will naturally take some time.

But there is nothing we can do about it.

However, Xu Wenhe would never have dreamed that this was just the beginning and things were far from over!
Not only that.

When the Crouching Dragon and the Phoenix behind him heard what Xu Wenhe had just said, instead of thinking that they had guessed wrong, their eyes lit up.

but!

Laudeno, who had just been scolded, was now full of anger and watched Xu Wenhe walk away.

This guy immediately found the two brothers, Crouching Dragon and Phoenix, in anger.

“Look at what bad ideas you two came up with. You’ve caused me so much trouble!” Laudeno stepped forward with a gloomy face to ask for accusation, feeling very unhappy.

After all, if these two guys hadn’t given him random advice, he wouldn’t have been scolded for no reason.

However, the words just fell.

Gao Genming smiled slightly: “Haha, bad idea? Brother Lao, you think it’s too simple!”

cut!
Laudeno glared at him and said, “It’s a bad idea to get me scolded. What is it?”

“of course not!”

Liang Fa shook his head with a half-smile: “On the contrary, Master Uncle has already reminded us, what is the real purpose of this time?”

what?
When did you remind me?

I do not know how.

Laudeno was completely confused and couldn’t remember when this happened.

Just when he looked confused.

Gao Genming leaned close to his ear and lowered his voice and said, “Brother Lao, didn’t you hear just now that Uncle Master said that a certain sect was destroyed?”

Ok?
Laudno, who was in a daze just now, suddenly widened his eyes and broke out in a cold sweat.

“Destroyed… destroyed a certain sect.” Lao Denuo’s tongue was almost tied, and he looked at Gao Genming in horror: “Junior brother, are you kidding?”

He lowered his voice.

Afraid of being heard by others.

Ha ha!

Gao Genming looked at him with a smile and asked, “Do you think I’m joking?”

Gulu!

Laudno swallowed frantically, his brain working rapidly.

“But, didn’t Uncle-Master tell everyone else to disperse?” He still didn’t quite believe that a certain person was aiming to destroy a certain sect, and questioned it again.

He even brought up what Xu Wenhe had said.

But who knows.

However, Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Chick have a unique understanding of this.

“Oh, you fool! Master is reminding us that we can’t do this openly or give others a chance to criticize us!”

“That’s right, Senior Brother Lao, don’t you think that if you do something like this openly, you will ruin your reputation? You definitely can’t do this.”

“Master is reminding us that if we want to do something like this, we have to do it secretly. We need to hide in the dark to make it easier to act!”

Liang Fa and Gao Genming, the talented pair, quickly gave an alternative interpretation to Xu Wenhe’s words.

In their mouths.

A certain funny guy has turned into a super devil who acts meticulously and is ready to kill everyone.

If Xu Wenhe knew!

I had to laugh until my stomach cramped.

But he didn’t know this yet. Laudno, the only one who heard this, didn’t believe it completely at this moment.

“Then…what if, what if Master Uncle didn’t think so much and just went to participate in Master Uncle Liu’s retirement ceremony?” He couldn’t help but ask back.

But faced with this answer which couldn’t be more correct.

Liang Fa and Gao Genming smiled disdainfully.

“Haha, Senior Brother Lao, regarding this issue, we have already said that if it is really to participate in Senior Uncle Liu’s retirement ceremony, Senior Uncle doesn’t have to go in person!”

“Yes, although Uncle Liu has some reputation among the Five Mountains Sword Sects, he is not qualified for Uncle Liu to come and support him personally.”

This……

Laudenuo was immediately shaken. He originally thought that Xu Wenhe was going to retire from the underworld, but after hearing this, this idea was immediately shaken.

Because it is indeed true.

Even if the three major righteous sects, Shaolin, Wudang and Songshan, came together, they would not be able to attract the people who come here to have fun.

Liu Zhengfeng is merely the second-in-command of the Hengshan Sect.

How can one be so virtuous?

He can even get the world’s best master to come and support him.

Lao Denuo hesitated for a moment, and then he was led into a ditch on the spot. He nodded immediately: “Well, what you two said makes sense. Uncle Liu is indeed not qualified. However, Uncle Liu won’t let us go. What should we do next?”

“Hey, this is easy. We can just disperse openly and get together again later.”

“That’s right, Uncle Master’s move should be to pretend to build a plank road and secretly attack Chencang. In my opinion, everyone should disguise themselves and set out in groups.”

“Well, this is a good idea, how about… let’s do it this way?”

……

Crouching Dragon and Phoenix and the spy Laudenno discussed it one after another, and both sides hit it off and immediately decided to keep the original plan and do it.

On the surface, the people were dispersed.

In fact, they secretly got together again.

And this time!
As Xu Wenhe went down the mountain for the first time in two years, the entire martial arts world fell into panic. With the big incidents that happened in the previous two times, countless people began to tremble in fear.

Not to mention the famous and upright sects, even the evil sects were a little scared and ordered all branches in various places to suspend their activities to avoid being caught in the crossfire.

but!

The people mentioned above just felt a strong sense of crisis.

Really unlucky.

In fact, it should be Liu Zhengfeng from Hengshan Sect. He wanted to retire from the underworld and did not want to write to Huashan Sect at first.

But he was also afraid that Xu Wenhe would think that the Hengshan Sect had something against him.

That’s why I had no choice but to send a letter to Huashan.

Originally.

Liu Zhengfeng just didn’t want to offend anyone, so he was being polite and had never thought of asking Huashan to come and participate, but he never expected this.

The devil actually came down the mountain.

And he came specially to attend his retirement ceremony.

When Liu Zhengfeng, who was far away in Hengshan City, heard the news, the teacup in his hand smashed to pieces on the spot.

“Da Nian, you…what did you just say? Say it again!” Liu Zhengfeng thought he had heard it wrong and hurriedly asked again.

As a disciple.

Xiang Danian also looked confused at this moment.

But the master asked.

He could only report the truth.

“Master, you heard it right. The junior brother who went to Huashan to deliver the letter sent back the news that Elder Yu of Huashan Sect has decided to personally attend your retirement ceremony!”

Snapped!
Without waiting for Xiang Danian to finish speaking, Liu Zhengfeng sat down on the chair, his face instantly turning ashen.

“It’s over. How could this happen? I have always been kind to others and have never offended this demon king. How could he…”

He kept muttering to himself.

His mind was already in a mess. Liu Zhengfeng racked his brains but couldn’t figure out why he was targeted by this devil.

It was obvious that I had never offended that demon king.

What’s more, he is about to retire.

Why are you targeting someone like him who is about to retire from society?

Liu Zhengfeng was puzzled.

at this time!

“Master, is it possible… that Elder Yu came here this time simply to participate in your retirement ceremony?” Xiang Da Nian asked in a low voice.

But as soon as he said this.

Liu Zhengfeng immediately spread his hands with a wry smile.

“Da Nian, do you think your master is someone who has such a big reputation?”

“Uh, this…”

 After taking a look at volleyball, wow, it seems the Olympics are a joke!

 
(End of this chapter)