Joy of Life: Don’t Provoke Zuowang Dao

Chapter 134: It’s fake, it must be fake

Chapter 134 It’s fake, it must be fake
Ten…ten cents?

Such top-level martial arts are only sold for ten cents?
Such an incredible price.

Except for the Huashan Sect disciples, almost everyone in the venue was stunned, including the major famous and upright sects that came to watch the ceremony.

However, soon everyone’s expressions became strange.

How to say it specifically!

In short, it seems that he is a little skeptical and seems a little reluctant to believe it.

of course!

In fact, this is a normal reaction.

After all, it is a top-level martial art, but you only sell it for ten cents. It’s like someone claiming that his antique is priceless, but when you ask the price, it’s only ten cents! !

If you encounter this kind of thing, nine out of ten people will probably think you are a liar, and the remaining one who believes you is probably a fool.

But the people who come to register on site are obviously not fools.

Especially the major famous and upright sects.

No matter whether it was Master Fang Sheng from Shaolin, or the Wudang sect’s top disciple who came this time, Taoist Chongxu’s junior brother Taoist Qingxu, or even Yu Canghai, all the masters with a little fame in the world, did not believe such nonsense at the first time.

Or they would rather believe that the Jade Demon in front of them is definitely lying. After all, who would sell top-level martial arts for ten cents?

Fake! It must be fake!

“Haha, ten cents, Mr. Yu, if you don’t want to teach me the advanced martial arts, just say so. Why bother tricking everyone here from so far away!”

The old guy Yu Canghai was the first to jump out and sneered in a sarcastic tone.

There isn’t a single false word in the words.

But every word and every sentence says that this is simply false.

Other people who came to watch the ceremony naturally would not miss such a great opportunity to damage the reputation of the Huashan Sect.

Especially the sect that had just suffered a loss at the hands of the Jade Demon not long ago, could no longer sit still.

“Alas, Master Yu, please don’t talk nonsense. I, Ding, actually trust Mr. Yu very much. He must be considering fellow martial artists. He is definitely not the kind of person who would play tricks on others!” Ding Mian, the tower-holding hand, seized the opportunity and jumped out without thinking.

He said he believed in the Jade Demon.

But in reality, he was just being sarcastic and trying every way to slander Xu Wenhe, saying that he was playing tricks on the princes by lighting beacons!
And two famous masters stood up and spoke one after another.

The group of people who came from afar and were eager to learn advanced martial arts naturally couldn’t help themselves and began to whisper to each other.

“This… Brother, ten… ten cents can buy a high-level martial art. We… we won’t encounter…”

“Humph, in my opinion, this is probably fake. After all, who would sell top-level martial arts for ten cents? I would never believe it even if you kill me!”

“Well, what you said makes sense, brother. Not to mention high-level martial arts, even ordinary martial arts are treated like treasures in every family.”

“Alas, it seems that we have been fooled!”

There were constant discussions, and sporadic voices were heard from the audience. Even those who were willing to believe were affected by these doubts.

Everyone began to doubt.

Is the upper-level martial arts worth ten cents real or fake?

It is conceivable that if everyone believed it and knew it was fake, then the more enthusiastic everyone was before, the more severe the backlash would be.

Such a great opportunity.

It is impossible to let the big monks of Shaolin and Wudang go, but these two sides are all smart people, so they naturally cannot jump out first, but let others charge forward first.

Quietly wait for the opportunity.

Although Yu Canghai, who had been beaten by Xu Wenhe before, was defeated, he did not have to fight this time, so naturally he was not afraid at all.

This is not!

Ding Mian was just being sarcastic.

Yu Canghai immediately had an idea: “Ah, yes, yes, I made a mistake. Mr. Yu is a great and kind person in the world. He will definitely not lie to you. The upper-level martial arts that cost ten cents a copy are definitely real. No matter whether others believe it or not, I will definitely believe it.”

Maybe he was afraid that others wouldn’t be able to tell that he was being sarcastic.

This guy learned everything by himself and even came up with some famous Internet buzzwords.

Xu Wenhe had not explained, but he could not help but glance sideways: “Really, Master Yu, are you really willing to believe that the upper-level martial arts that cost ten cents is real?”

“…”

Master Yu, who had been speaking in a sarcastic tone just now, was stunned by the question on the spot. He thought to himself, “You can’t even hear the sarcastic tone, are you stupid?”

But what is said out there.

It’s like spilled water.

It’s too late to regret.

But this does not pose a problem for the clever Master Yu.

“Ahem, of course, I am willing to believe Mr. Yu, but it is not enough for me to believe it alone. All the fellow martial artists present must believe it. Don’t you agree, Master Fang Sheng?”

Yu Canghai decisively dragged Shaolin into the water.

Shaolin, who had just been thinking of staying out of the matter and waiting for others to charge into battle, was suddenly embarrassed.

but!

Master Fang Sheng reacted very quickly and replied immediately: “Master Yu is right, but I think this matter is very complicated and cannot be figured out in a short time. Of course, Master Yu is also right…” The old monk was very cunning and kept talking in circles, trying not to offend either side.

but!

Before he could finish his words.

Xu Wenhe interrupted him impatiently: “Master Fang Sheng, what you said is wrong. In fact, to prove whether the upper-level martial arts is true or false, it is not that complicated. Just use the upper-level martial arts to fight, and the truth will be clear at a glance!”

Master Fang Sheng: “…”

Yu Canghai: “…”

Whether it was Yu Canghai who had a grudge and was the first to jump out to cause trouble, or Master Fang Sheng who was dragged into the water, they were all stunned.

Feng Qingyang watched the lively scene for a long time and stood with Linghu Chong, but his heart was as clear as a mirror.

“Hehe, Chong’er, believe it or not, this kid is definitely going to cause trouble again!” He said in a low voice to Linghu Chong beside him with a smile on his face.

Since he couldn’t stop it anyway, the old man just watched the fun.

Ah!
Linghu Chong, who was watching the fun, also nodded and prepared to watch the show with a smile on his face.

as predicted.

Xu Wenhe really started: “Well, I know that you all don’t quite believe it. The upper-level martial arts are only sold for ten coins, but let’s fight and let everyone see, and everything will become clear.”

“That’s perfect. Since Master Yu is willing to believe that the upper-level martial arts in Yu’s hands are real, why don’t you come up and spar with us so that everyone can see whether it’s real or not!”

He suggested with a wicked look on his face.

“…”

Yu Canghai, who had just been the first to speak out, had never expected Xu Wenhe to be so disgusting, and he immediately put him in.

And as soon as I heard it, I wanted to follow and imitate it.

The old man Yu Canghai’s hair stood on end.

Go up and fight with the Jade Demon.

What a joke.

Although Yu Canghai was a bad guy, he was still clear-headed. He would never get beaten for nothing: “No, no, Mr. Yu’s martial arts are unfathomable. I am a low-level martial artist. I think I am no match for him, so I won’t embarrass myself!”

Anyway, I will definitely get beaten if I go up there.

This guy flatly refused.

but!

How could Xu Wenhe let this guy go so easily? “Well, since Master Yu said so, how about this? I will not bully Master Yu. For the sake of fairness, I will pick a Huashan disciple who has practiced this secret book and come up to learn from Master Yu. What do you think?”

what?
This……

Yu Canghai was stunned for a moment, his eyes filled with disbelief.

“Pick…pick a disciple who has practiced Huashan and want to spar with me? Really?”

“Of course it’s true.”

“Anyone?”

“That’s not it. You must have practiced it before, otherwise there’s no way to prove it.”

“What if you choose Senior Feng? He is also a disciple of Huashan. If he goes on the field, no one here can beat him!”

Knowing that he couldn’t avoid it this time, in order to avoid a disaster, Yu Canghai was careful and simply put the problem on Feng Qingyang.

Lest someone play word games.

The words have not yet fallen.

“Don’t worry, Master Yu, I have sealed my sword for many years and will not fight with you!” Feng Qingyang replied immediately.

“That’s right, Master Yu, don’t worry. I’m not interested in playing word games. But if you’re really worried, I’ll just make another concession and let you choose the person yourself. As long as they have practiced, you can choose any second-generation disciple present!” Xu Wenhe relaxed the conditions again.

Even the power to select people was given to the other party.

Yu Canghai’s eyes immediately lit up: “I will choose any second-generation disciple you want. Are you serious?”

Xu Wenhe nodded: “Of course!”

As soon as this statement came out!
The heavy stone in Yu Canghai’s heart finally fell to the ground.

I thought to myself, if it was Feng Qingyang or you, Jade Demon, I would definitely not be able to defeat him, but how could I defeat a mere second-generation disciple!
Ha ha!

I am the leader of the Qingcheng Sect. If I beat a second-generation disciple of the Huashan Sect, it would be easy for me.

Yu Canghai’s self-confidence came all of a sudden.

“Okay, then can Yu choose him?”

Yu Canghai, who was full of confidence, pointed without thinking, and the person he pointed at was Linghu Chong, the most unruly person in Huashan Sect.

“Ah I?”

Linghu Chong was waiting to watch the fun, but was suddenly called out and was stunned.

Xu Wenhe: “…”

 Haha, when it comes to swimming events at the Olympics, the West has really lost all their shame!

 
(End of this chapter)