Joy of Life: Don’t Provoke Zuowang Dao
Chapter 125 The sexy tricks of Crouching Dragon and Phoenix
Chapter 125 The sexy tricks of Crouching Dragon and Phoenix
I thought I understood the profound meaning of my uncle’s words.
In order to accomplish great things.
The Crouching Dragon and the Phoenix of Huashan Sect hit it off immediately and decided to start from Huashan Sect to help their uncle complete those things that were not convenient to do.
But it comes to how to take specific actions.
Crouching Dragon and Phoenix were in a dilemma again.
The reason is quite simple.
I’m just not proficient in the business.
Besides, planning big things can cost you your head. Although Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Chick are not very smart, they also know what is important.
So you definitely can’t just come up and ask others, “Brother, do you want to do something big together?”
If you really want to ask this, just come up.
What if they don’t sell you out?
Nine times out of ten, it’s because you’re crazy.
So after much discussion, the Dragon and the Phoenix, who had never done this before, could not come up with a proper solution.
Under the dim oil lamp.
Liang Fa was really at a loss, so he simply suggested: “Junior Brother Gao, how about this? Since our uncle is running a school right now, why don’t we bring people in first in the name of studying martial arts and observe them, and then make a decision later!”
Gao Genming’s eyes lit up when he heard this: “This method… seems to work. In a few days, when Senior Brother Lao has printed the “A Brief History of Qi”, when school really starts, we can naturally bring people over to observe in the name of studying martial arts. It is indeed very safe.”
call!
Liang Fa heaved a sigh of relief: “How about… let’s do this first and see the results later. If it doesn’t work, we can think of other ways…”
“Brother, wait a minute. When we start the school, we will recruit people in the name of studying martial arts. Although the idea is good, there is still a problem.”
Before he could finish speaking.
Gao Genming interrupted him.
The latter was slightly startled.
“What’s the problem?” Liang Fa asked curiously.
“Of course it’s about running a school and recruiting students. I’ve observed these days that Senior Brother and Senior Brother Lao are not very concerned about this. I think this school may not attract many people!” Gao Genming said seriously.
And this is normal.
After all, this “Brief History of Qi” appears to be about someone’s ruin, but if it really gets out, it will lead to someone’s grave being dug up. Naturally, neither Linghu Chong nor the spy Lao Denuo want to see this happen.
Although the major sects can also learn secretly, as more and more people are attracted by the unique skills, they come to Huashan Sect to study. In the future, the martial arts world will no longer be controlled by Shaolin, Wudang or the Five Mountains Sword Sect.
And now.
Linghu Chong was obsessed with taking back the Huashan Sect. Although he no longer had any illusions about the so-called famous and upright sects, he certainly didn’t want to see Le Ziren leading the Huashan Sect to challenge the entire martial arts world.
It’s not surprising that you don’t care.
But this is not good news for those who want to follow their uncle.
Liang Fa immediately said, “No, this won’t do. Master Uncle opened a school to teach students to do great things. If there are not enough people, we won’t be able to recruit people even if we want to. This won’t do.”
Ah!
Gao Genming also nodded.
“That’s right, so it’s time for us to contribute now.”
“Contribute? How do you contribute?”
“It’s very simple. Senior Brother and Senior Brother Lao don’t want to make this a big deal, so let’s do the opposite. The heroes of Huayin County are still watching the fun anyway. Let’s secretly reveal the information that we want to run a school with peerless martial arts. I don’t believe that anyone can resist the temptation of peerless martial arts!”
“It’s a good idea, but won’t it make too much noise?”
“Oh, stupid, running a school with peerless martial arts has solidified the reputation of a prodigal son. No one would suspect that the prodigal son has bad intentions. If that’s the case, the bigger the publicity, the better!”
“Yes!”
Liang Fa slapped his thigh excitedly and his expression immediately became overjoyed.
“You are still smart, Junior Brother.”
“Hehe, don’t brag, but since Senior Brother agrees, let’s not delay any further. Let’s go down the mountain tomorrow, how about that?”
“No problem, tomorrow.”
After thinking hard, Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Chu discussed it and immediately decided on the matter.
So the next morning.
The two of them went down the mountain openly, and in order to secretly make a bigger splash, Crouching Dragon and Phoenix even carefully put on makeup.
Then he began to reveal to the outside world that the Huashan Sect was about to establish a school.
quickly!
The news spread.
“Hey, brother, did you know that Huashan Sect has recently made a big move?”
“Ah, didn’t they just invite Shaolin, Wudang, and the Five Mountains Sword Sect to come and administer justice? The justice hasn’t even been administered yet, why are they starting to make trouble again!”
“This, brother, I don’t know either, but this time, it is said that they are going to use a unique martial arts to run a school.”
“What? Are you sure?”
“Of course. Let me tell you, the news came from a Huashan Sect disciple that our distant relative’s niece knows. It’s 100% true, and it’s said to be announced soon.”
“Oh my god, so as long as we enroll in school, won’t we have the opportunity to learn peerless martial arts?”
……
As the two spread the news, people soon started talking about it on the streets.
For warriors.
The attraction of peerless martial arts is incomparable to ordinary things.
Otherwise, Comrade Lao Yue would not have cut off his own life for a copy of the Sword Manual of Exorcism. Therefore, it can be said that Crouching Dragon and Phoenix spread the news, which was a blessing in disguise.
The effect is great.
Watching the news spread.
Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Chick, who were hiding in the teahouse and watching quietly, looked at each other.
I couldn’t help but laugh.
Gao Genming: “Hehe, Senior Brother Liang, if Senior Uncle knew that we were the ones who spread the news secretly, would he be very happy?”
Liang Fa: “Of course, my uncle is planning something big, so he must be very happy to know this!”
……
……
however.
How could Crouching Dragon and Phoenix know that Xu Wenhe created “A Brief History of Qi” just to have some fun.
I didn’t expect this thing to amount to anything big.
The so-called running a school.
It’s just a cover for having fun.
but!
Now let this pair of Crouching Dragon and Phoenix do whatever they want, and the news will spread everywhere like a virus.
In just two days, almost all the martial arts heroes who were still in Huayin County, waiting to see the three major sects make a fool of themselves, knew about the Huashan Sect’s school.
Especially the news of teaching peerless martial arts was spread everywhere.
The martial arts heroes who came to see the joke no longer cared about what joke it was.
They all came to Laudeno to verify.
After hearing this, the latter was completely confused.
But I didn’t dare to say it directly.
I can only tell those who come to verify that I haven’t been back to the mountain gate for a long time and I don’t know about this matter. I need to go back to the mountain gate to confirm the truth of the matter.
Just brushed the matter aside.
It was difficult to get rid of these eager fellow martial artists.
Laudno hurried up the mountain again.
Report the whole matter in detail.
After Feng Qingyang heard it.
His face changed immediately.
“What’s going on? The school hasn’t even started yet, so how come someone spread the news without permission?” The old man had a dark face and glanced at several core disciples present with dissatisfaction.
It’s obvious that he is not satisfied with this matter.
In the center of Huashan Zhengqi Hall.
Xu Wenhe sat in the seat where Yue Buqun once sat, and listened to Lao Denuo say that the news of opening a school had spread. He was in a good mood at first, but when he heard the old man’s words, he immediately became unhappy.
“Hey, old man Feng, it’s an aboveboard matter, and I didn’t intend to hide it. My disciple let it slip, so let it spread out in advance. There’s nothing shameful about it. What do you mean by getting so angry?”
What do you mean?
What do you mean, kid?
Feng Qingyang’s face suddenly turned dark and he glared fiercely.
“Nonsense, you are using the name of my Huashan Sect. If our fellow martial artists knew that my Huashan Sect is so decadent, everyone in the Huashan Sect would be laughed to death.” The old man said dissatisfiedly.
“You deserve it. It’s your fault that you didn’t live up to my expectations and let me take over the Huashan Sect!” Xu Wenhe retorted bluntly.
“you……”
Old Man Feng was so angry that his mouth was twisted.
But what they said is the fact.
If the Huashan Sect had not lived up to its expectations and allowed someone to take away its entire foundation, it would not have been ridiculed.
Now people are confronting us with facts.
The old man could only sulk by himself.
at this time.
Ying Bailuo, with a childish face, ran in in a panic.
“Oh no, oh no, Uncle Yu, a lot of people suddenly came down the mountain!”
“Oh, there really are a lot of them?”
Xu Wenhe was sitting in the center of Zhengqi Hall. He was secretly delighted when he heard the news, thinking that the fun was about to begin.
In his opinion, this depth charge was dropped.
The world must be very lively.
Just having some fun.
only!
It’s a little early for Lezi to be happy.
The next second, I heard Ying Bailuo say.
“Uncle Master, it’s true. A lot of people have come. The line is almost three miles long, and it’s still growing. Go and have a look!”
……
Xu Wenhe’s smile froze instantly!
Wuhu, it seems that Genshin Impact has been overwhelmed recently, it’s so much fun!
(End of this chapter)