Joy of Life: Don’t Provoke Zuowang Dao

Chapter 1 Graduation Topic: Kill Emperor Qing?

Chapter 1 Graduation Topic: Kill Emperor Qing?
“Damn! Are you kidding me… The graduation project that the masters gave you is… to kill Emperor Qing?”

“Uh, yeah, what’s the problem?”

“Any questions?”

As soon as we leave the farmyard of Danzhou City!
Pei Qian looked at his friend Xu Wenhe, who had not been seen for a long time and had come to Danzhou exhausted and was now wolfing down his food, with a bewildered look on his face. He almost went dumbstruck.

no way!
As a member lurking in the Pleasure Cult, Pei Qian was knowledgeable, but he had never seen such an outrageous graduation topic.

If Pei Qian was not mistaken, this good friend had only just entered the ninth level of cultivation. With this level of cultivation and being alone, the masters of the sect asked him to kill the king of Nanqing.

Nima!

It’s just like the Nine-headed Insect asked Benboerba to kill Tang Monk and his disciples. It’s simply outrageous and it’s just opening the door to outrageousness. It’s outrageous to the extreme!
It’s just an exam to advance from an apprentice to a Joyful Walker, not an assessment to become a Master. What’s the point of having such an outrageous topic?
Also, even after all this, this guy still asks what the problem is?
Nima!

Is there anything wrong with this?
Depend on!
This is clearly a life-threatening question!

Pei Qian immediately rolled his eyes at him in annoyance.

“Nonsense, of course there are problems. What’s the difference between this graduation project and committing suicide? As long as the masters are not crazy… Wait a minute, you are not cheating on a master, are you?”

“puff……”

Xu Wenhe was wolfing down his food when he suddenly heard a vicious remark uttered by his friend and nearly choked to death.

Black lines appeared visibly on the forehead.

next second!
“Bullshit, that’s not happening. Don’t talk nonsense and ruin my reputation!” Xu Wenhe glared.

“Ruin your reputation… Ha, with your messy reputation, do you need others to ruin it?” Pei Qian rolled his eyes quickly again.

“Nonsense, what do you mean by infamous? I am obviously the best man in the world, and my reputation for virtue spreads far and wide!” Xu Wenhe was like a cat whose tail was stepped on. He didn’t even bother to eat, but jumped up and argued.

It seems that this guy is getting more and more outrageous.

Pei Qian looked at him speechlessly: “Tsk, the most kind person in the world, do you believe this yourself?”

Uh…this…

Xu Wenhe couldn’t help but feel a little scared, and his mind involuntarily emerged with what he had done over the years.

Honestly!
It has been 25 years since Xu Wenhe traveled to the world of Joy of Life. Basically, his life has been like this: he has done some human work, but not nothing at all!

but!

You can’t blame him!

After all, who allowed a group of Zuwang Taoists to infiltrate the world of Joy of Life?

Yes!

You heard that right!

It is the famous Zuowang Dao who always likes to put a mahjong tile on his head and play tricks on people everywhere. Although Zuowang Dao has lost its mysterious power in this world due to different rules, this group of guys who came from nowhere quickly came up with a martial arts version of [Cheating Sutra].

Relying on the [Fei Gang] created by deception, he mastered peerless magic skills and carved out a name for himself in this world. He shouted “The streets of heaven will trample on the bones of all nobles”, causing chaos in the world.

As for whether this slogan is true or false, I’m afraid only God knows.

However, it is said that because of this slogan, Ye Qingmei seemed to have been fooled by these guys!

But what’s even more interesting is that these guys from the Zuowang Dao accidentally produced a group of traitors, and these traitors were all people who loved fun, and they created the national treasure [Changle Sutra], and relied on having fun to generate the power of [joy] to build the foundation for immortality!
It was the appearance of this group of fun-loving people that caused things to quickly get out of control!
The reason is simple!
Just because this group of fun-loving people feel that having fun alone is not fun, and the fun is not big enough and exciting enough, so they simply form a group to have fun.

then!

The Cult of Joy was thus born, and the Zuowang Sect also began to follow suit, and began to work together to carry out various scams to deceive people.

From then on, the powerful people of various countries were in trouble under the influence of the Zuowang Sect and the Joy Sect. Many people were even fooled by these two bastards in their dreams.

And such a crazy style of behavior.

Naturally, they were hit head-on by all major forces. Southern Qing, Northern Qi, Dongyi, Western Hu, and even the temples all launched a comprehensive stranglehold on these two who had nothing to do with human affairs.

however!
It was under this kind of high-intensity stranglehold that the Zuowang Dao and the Joy Cult, one relying on tricks and the other relying on playfulness, continued to grow rapidly relying on the two magical powers of [Fei Gang] and [Joy].

Not only did it thwart the more than ten-year-long strangulation.

They even managed to carve out a piece of territory on the mainland and established two bases that were second only to Southern Qing and Northern Qi in size.

From then on, the Zuowang Sect dominated the western Kunlun Mountains, and the Joy Sect dominated the coast of the East China Sea. They established the West City and the East Island on the top of Kunlun Mountains and the coast of the East China Sea respectively.

The world situation has changed completely since then.

The temple, Nanqing where Ye Qingmei was, and other countries such as Beiqi were helpless!
They could only helplessly accept the rise of Zuowang Dao and Joyful Sect. With the rise of these two insignificant forces, the King of East Island and the Lord of West City also became famous throughout the world and became as famous as the four great masters.

So, what does this have to do with Xu Wenhe’s indifference to human affairs? It’s actually very simple!
Xu Wenhe’s reincarnation skills are not very good.

He is simply incomparable to the protagonist Fan Xian. Not only does he not have six good fathers, he also does not have a succubus mother who traveled through time.

Even more unfortunate!

Xu Wenhe was born on the coast of the East China Sea. Moreover, at that time, the Joy Cult and the Nanqing Army were fighting a life-and-death battle on the southeast coast, and their brains were almost beaten out.

Born in such a war-torn place, one can imagine how miserable Xu Wenhe’s childhood was.

until one day!
Xu Wenhe dug out the fragments of the “Changle Sutra” from the pile of dead bodies, and finally, he got the chance to change his destiny.

In order to survive and to seize the only chance in his life to change his destiny, he learned the “Eternal Joy Sutra” without hesitation and found an opportunity to secretly join the Joy Cult.

But after joining the Pleasure Cult, hehe, you basically forget about moral integrity anymore. Especially after practicing the Sutra of Eternal Joy, ideas for doing something naughty often pop up in your mind involuntarily.

In this situation, what the people of the Pleasure Cult did…how should I put it? In short, they did something humane, but not nothing at all!

It has been exactly 25 years now.

Today, looking back on these short 25 years, Xu Wenhe searched his brain but couldn’t find anything good he had done.

No wonder even his bad friend Pei Qian felt that the masters’ graduation exam was because he cheated on a certain master. After all, his name was Wen He and he had a bad record.

and so!
Facing Pei Qian’s question “Do you believe it yourself?”
Xu Wenhe went over the idea in his mind and found that he could not find any evidence to refute it, so he quickly changed the subject.

“Ahem, okay, this kind of thing is not important. Now, what’s important is that the graduation assessment assigned to me by the master is to come to Nanqing to kill Emperor Qing. I think it’s super interesting, so I decided to come to Dan…”

“Fuck, interesting? What’s interesting about it? Besides, the graduation test given to you by the masters is to kill Emperor Qing. What are you doing in Danzhou?”

Don’t wait to finish!

Pei Qian questioned with a puzzled look on his face.

After all, logically speaking, since the purpose of the assessment is to kill Emperor Qing, shouldn’t we go to the capital of Southern Qing?

Why did you come all the way to Danzhou?
Pei Qian discovered the highlight!
Faced with this question.

Xu Wenhe smiled slightly.

“Well, of course I have considered this. You see, it is obviously an impossible task for me, a beginner in the ninth rank, to kill Emperor Qing in Nanqing, right?”

“Of course, this is no different from seeking death. Although Nan Qing and our Joy Cult are mortal enemies, but by arranging this kind of graduation test, are you really cheating on a certain master?”

“Shut up, I really didn’t. How much do you want me to say… Never mind. Anyway, in order to kill Emperor Qing, I have made a big plan. And this time I came to Danzhou to prepare for the big job, to turn a target person into a disciple of Zuowang Dao!”

“Ah, playing tricks on a person? And you want to trick him into sitting and forgetting?”

Learned the purpose of Xu Wenhe’s coming to Danzhou.

It was actually to trick a person into the state of meditation.

Gulu!

Pei Qian swallowed hard, and his eyes began to light up involuntarily.

“Who is it? Who on earth are you trying to trick into becoming a Zuwang Daoist? Ahem, don’t get me wrong, I’m just curious!”

His interest was instantly piqued, and he stopped acting and immediately asked excitedly.

After all, he is a member of the Cult of Joy.

I have no resistance to making a big deal for fun.

What’s more, it is a very fun job to make a person become a Zen master.

Pei Qian naturally wanted to know very much.

Which little cutie is so lucky.

Xu Wenhe did not keep the audience in suspense and gave the answer without thinking.

“You actually know this person. He’s the one your boss asked you to keep an eye on!”

“Oh my god…you’re not talking about Fan Xian, are you?”

“Hey, yes, that’s him!”

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(End of this chapter)