In my first year of school, I took my counselor home
In the first year, I took the counselor home Chapter 198
“Why buy chess?” Teacher Pei looked at his little classmate and asked with interest.
“The student is not talented. I want to compete with Teacher Pei on chess skills.” Xu Ping’an said seriously.
Pei Hongzhuang looked at her little classmate, and then walked towards the cultural and educational store next to her.
To be honest, she also wanted to test the depth of her little classmate.
After all, the father and son at home combined are probably not enough for her to beat alone. Only a strong opponent like the little classmate can arouse the interest of our sister Pei.
Zhao Waner, who was carrying a bird cage at the side, looked at Xu Ping’an and said, “Let’s not talk about a good relationship. Playing chess is not doing our job.”
“Sister Waner, you don’t understand.” Xu Pingan looked at Zhao Waner and replied.
Playing chess is for better love.
Zhao Waner looked at Xu Pingan, took a serious look, and then said: “Then you, this kid, have been holding back some bad water.”
“Sister Wan’er, if you want to say that, then I will call my lawyer.” Xu Pingan said with a serious expression.
“Ha.” Zhao Waner glanced at Xu Pingan with disdain, then lifted the birdcage in her hand, pointed to Xu Pingan aside and said, “Praise him.”
The parrot looked at Xu Pingan, and then shouted very intelligently: “Second goods~ Second goods~”
“Pfft~ Hahaha…” Zhao Waner was stunned for a moment, and then she burst into laughter.
She just said casually, who knew this little guy would be so cooperative? It has to be said that this little guy in their family has quite a rich vocabulary.
Xu Pingan: “…”
“You kid, I asked you to praise someone once, how can you praise someone twice?” Zhao Waner looked at the parrot in the cage and said with a somewhat dissatisfied tone, and then continued to laugh.
The corners of Xu Pingan’s eyes twitched slightly, then he looked at his parrot, lifted the cage, pointed at Zhao Waner beside him and said, “Praise her.”
The parrot looked at Xu Pingan, then at Zhao Waner beside him: “Beauty~Beauty~”
“Hahahaha…” Zhao Waner laughed so hard that tears almost came out.
Xu Pingan fell into silence, his face as dark as the shadow he left on the ground.
Soon, our sister Pei returned to her little classmate, with an additional chess set in her hand.
The three of them walked slowly towards the school.
“Pei Pei, I decided to name it Xiao Zhang.” Zhao Waner lifted the birdcage in her hand and pointed at her precious parrot.
“Yeah.” Pei Hongzhuang nodded and responded.
“Pei Pei, do you know why I call it Xiao Zhang?” Zhao Waner asked with a somewhat mysterious expression.
Pei Hongzhuang looked at the parrot and said, “Because it looks like Squidward.”
Zhao Waner: “…”
Xu Pingan on the side couldn’t help laughing, and then looked at his girlfriend.
How can my sister be so cute?
“Why are you laughing?” Zhao Waner glared at Xu Pingan, then looked at her best friend again, and said in a serious tone: “I’ll give you another chance. Think about it carefully and guess again.”
Pei Hongzhuang looked at the parrot in the cage again and said, “I still think it looks like Squidward.”
Zhao Waner: “…”
At this moment, the parrot in the cage shouted loudly: “Brother Squidward~Brother Squidward~”
“Hahaha…” Xu Pingan couldn’t help laughing.
Zhao Waner: “…”
“Okay, tell me why it’s called Xiaozhang.” Pei Hongzhuang couldn’t help but smile, and then asked her best friend.
“Because it’s easy to pronounce.” Zhao Waner replied with some saltiness. She has now completely lost interest in showing off her naming talent.
All I can think about is Squidward.
“Pei Pei, please give yours a name.” Zhao Waner looked at the cage held by Xu Ping’an and said.
This is their octopus… Xiao Zhang’s future wife will of course need a nice name.
Pei Hongzhuang turned to look at her boyfriend and asked, “What do you think it should be called?”
“Get up, you have the highest level of education in our family.” Xu Pingan looked at Pei Hongzhuang and said.
Pei Hongzhuang looked at the parrot in the cage: “Then let’s call it Laifu.”
Xu Pingan was silent for a moment and said nothing.
It would be better to leave it to him to name the child in the future.
One is rich and the other is blessed. Our counselor sister is indeed a genius at naming.
“Pei Pei, if you want to name her like this, I’m afraid we won’t be able to be in-laws.” Zhao Waner, who was standing next to her, suddenly said, with a hint of disgust in her tone.
“Isn’t Laifu better than Brother Squidward?” Pei Hongzhuang looked at Zhao Waner and asked.
“It’s Xiao Zhang, not Brother Squidward!” Zhao Waner corrected angrily.
At this moment, another cry came from the cage held by Zhao Waner: “Brother Octopus~Brother Octopus~”
“You see, it likes this name.” Pei Hongzhuang said calmly.
Zhao Waner: “…”
“Then the one you have is called Spongebob.”
“SpongeBob~SpongeBob~” a cry came from the cage held by Xu Ping’an.
From then on, a little parrot couple named Squidward and Spongebob started living a happy life.
In the teacher’s apartment, our sister Wan’er took her Squidward back to her room.
Student Xu took SpongeBob to his girlfriend’s room.
Dayu passed through the house three times without entering. He was not as great as Dayu. When he came to his girlfriend’s downstairs, he would definitely go upstairs to sit for a while.
Besides, he wanted to test the strength of his counselor sister tonight.
Entering the room, Xu Pingan put SpongeBob on the shoe cabinet next to him, then bent down and started changing shoes.
At the same time, next to our classmate Xu, Teacher Pei was also changing his shoes, putting his little feet in white cotton socks into bunny slippers.
“Teacher Pei, look at your feet.” Xu Pingan looked at his girlfriend and joked.
At this moment, a cry suddenly came from the birdcage above the shoe cabinet: “Shameless~Shameless~”
A sweet sound like silver bells sounded, it was Sister Pei’s laughter.
Xu Pingan: “…”
“Shut up! If you yell again, I’ll treat you as a midnight snack tonight!” Xu Pingan turned his head to look at the parrot and said viciously.
“Beauty~Beauty~” the parrot cried again.
Xu Pingan glanced at the parrot, what a good guy, he actually knew how to move reinforcements.
But is it easy to bring in reinforcements? He is the boss in this family.
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“Where can I put this little guy?” Xu Pingan picked up the birdcage and asked Pei Hongzhuang next to him.
For this kind of bird that likes to talk nonsense, Xu Ping’an’s sincere suggestion is to braise it in braise or steam it. Steaming can retain the original taste of the ingredients and is more nutritious.
“Let’s put it on the balcony.” Pei Hongzhuang glanced at the little parrot in the cage and replied.
“Yeah.” Xu Pingan said, picked up the cage and other supplies and walked towards the balcony.
Since his girlfriend wants to fatten up and then steam her, he has no problem with it.
When he came to the balcony, Xu Pingan hung the birdcage directly on the clothes drying pole, and then put food and water into the cage.
“Remember to eat well. Look at how skinny you are. You don’t have a ounce of meat on your body. It’s not even enough for me to stuff between my teeth.” Xu Pingan expressed his concern to the little parrot, and then prepared to leave.
“By the way, don’t talk nonsense to me here, or I will kill you directly.” Xu Ping’an made a throat-slitting gesture towards the parrot and said with a serious expression.
The little parrot looked at Xu Pingan and really didn’t say anything.
Those who know the current affairs are handsome birds.
At this moment, our Sister Wan’er also carried her Squidward to the balcony of her room.
“What a coincidence, Sister Wan’er, you’re here to send your child to school too.” Xu Ping’an looked at Zhao Waner and said hello warmly.
The balconies of the two rooms are less than two meters apart, which is considered relatively close.
“Yes.” Zhao Waner nodded, then glanced at the parrot next to Xu Pingan, “Take good care of my child bride, and don’t let me starve.”
“Sister Wan’er, don’t worry, I promise to take care of it until it’s fat and healthy.” Xu Ping’an promised.
Try to get it out by the end of the year.
“Yes.” Zhao Waner nodded with satisfaction, then hung the birdcage in her hand on the clothes drying pole, and then told the parrot in the birdcage: “Although your wife is next door, you can’t just think about it every day. You know, when it comes to falling in love, you have to study hard, make progress every day, and don’t neglect your job.”
“I went to find Teacher Pei to fall in love. Goodbye, Sister Wan’er.” Xu Ping’an said, pushing open the balcony door and walking into the room.
Zhao Waner looked at Xu Ping’an’s leaving figure and criticized: “It’s this kind of parents who brought up bad habits.”
After saying that, Zhao Waner looked at her little parrot again and said earnestly: “Don’t imitate him, you know? You are different from him. You are a good bird.”
“Beauty~Beauty~” the parrot called twice.
“You’re so good.” Zhao Waner praised her, then looked at the parrot on the balcony next door and said, “Don’t keep flirting with our little Zhang from now on. He’s still young and needs to grow up a little before he can have sex with you.”
She couldn’t let her little brother be like a certain younger brother who was addicted to beauty at a young age and couldn’t extricate himself from it, and he might be drained by beauty at some point.
Sister Wan’er still has great faith in the strength of her good Pei Pei.
After all, running and yoga are not for nothing, especially those long legs and small waist, which can kill people.
Oops, what is she thinking? She is a graceful and simple beautiful woman, and she cannot think about such messy things.
Then, Zhao Waner put some food and water for her little parrot, and then left the balcony.
On the other side, Xu Pingan returned to the living room, then came to the sofa and sat down.
At this time, our sister Pei is also sitting on the sofa, with a pair of long legs lying across the sofa and her back leaning on the back of the sofa on the side, looking a little lazy.