I’m pretending to be a fairy in kindergarten

Chapter 318 Linmen

Military training is about to end.

During the break that night, Lin Zhengran returned to the dormitory separately from the three little ones as usual.

In the future, he will definitely move out with the three little ones, so he doesn’t know how long he can stay in the boys’ dormitory.

We can start preparing to find a house soon. Wenwen will participate in a live broadcast competition and Lili will participate in a music competition in the second half of this year.

Lin Zhengran pushed open the door of the dormitory. Just when he thought that his comrades in the dormitory would ignore him, after all, Lin Zhengran had become the public enemy of all men during the military training.

But suddenly I found that the spacious dormitory that originally accommodated four people was now crowded with people.

At a glance, there were at least twenty or thirty people crowded in the dormitory, discussing something.

“Why haven’t you come yet?”

“I don’t know, it should be soon.”

“It should be here soon.”

When everyone saw Lin Zhengran push the door open, Lin Zhengran blinked in confusion: “So many people?”

Those people looked shocked.

Then suddenly everyone lined up neatly in the dormitory and bowed together:

“Godfather! Please teach us how to chase a beautiful girlfriend and how to make the girl we like like us! Please, Godfather! In the next few years, we will buy you food and fetch you water. You don’t need to do anything! I just hope you can teach us, Godfather!!!”

Everyone bowed and saluted: “Godfather!!”

The voices are uniform, loud, healthy, powerful and majestic!

After Lin Zhengran realized what was happening, he exclaimed in admiration. It turned out that only a top student would know that the most abstract things in the world are often those top students.

College is indeed different from high school.

In high school, I was busy with studies, and those who said they ignored Lin Zhengran really did ignore him because they didn’t have time. But in college…everything has its limits.

So a few minutes later, Lin Zhengran sat on the bed.

Two boys on the left and right were patting Lin Zhengran’s back with a smile: “Is it comfortable, godfather? How hard?”

Someone brought Lin Zhengran some water for washing his feet: “Godfather, come and test the water temperature. I’ll find some rose petals for you to sprinkle on it later.”

There was also a man holding a pile of instant noodles, grinning: “Godfather, what flavor would you like for supper? I recommend fresh shrimp and fish noodles, which is my favorite flavor.”

Lin Zhengran had sweat on his forehead, and the person next to him immediately wiped the sweat away with a towel, and shouted nervously: “Quickly turn on the air conditioner for godfather! Godfather is sweating!”

A group of people were scrambling for the remote control: “I’ll do it! I’ll do it! I’ll do it!”

Some even climbed onto the air conditioner to adjust it manually: “Don’t fight with me! I’ll adjust the temperature! I’ll do it!”

Lin Zhengran was silent: “I’m not saying, what on earth do you guys want to do? What do you want to ask me?”

Everyone was shocked and then came over, each one of them was very pious, as if they were meeting a living priest.

“Godfather, we just want to know how you managed to attract all the beautiful girls in our freshman year? Most of us have no advantages except for being good at studying. We have never had a girlfriend since we were young.” One man even cried and wiped his tears:

“Forget about my girlfriend. When I was fifteen, I accidentally touched the black hair of a girl in the front row. I didn’t wash my hands for a week after that! Her hair was so soft and had a slight smell of shampoo. I still remember it vividly! I often dream about it.”

Many people shed tears when talking about this: “Me too, when I was in high school, a girl accidentally bumped into me during a fight. I felt so dazed that month, as if I was floating every day, and my learning speed doubled.”

“Me too, me too, from childhood to adulthood, no girl has ever liked me. They all say I’m a nerd who only knows how to read books all day long, but I’m not!
I was just too shy to talk to them, so I had to pretend to be a top student to make myself look less dull, and before I knew it I was here, woo woo woo.”

There was even a serious student wearing glasses who took out a treasured amulet from his pocket and said:
“There is sugarcane residue chewed by a girl I once liked. I have kept it in here all these years as a talisman. I always pass the exams with it, even though she has a girlfriend now.

But I know that I don’t like someone, and my invisible youth is the beautiful first love in my imagination. I also want a real girl to be my girlfriend! “

Everyone was telling each other about their sad experiences.

Someone said to Lin Zhengran: “So godfather, during the military training these few days, everyone saw that you are so popular with girls. There are girls sticking to you every day, giving you water and snacks, and even being jealous of you! What kind of enviable life is this?!”

Someone covered his chest and said, “When we saw these, we were actually shocked! These are things we have never even thought about.

If there are girls in real life who can do this for us, and send us water with lipstick! I would be willing to eat braised beef noodles for a month! I would also be willing to never eat my favorite shrimp and fish noodles again! “

“Godfather, we are all begging you, please teach us a few moves, even if it’s just one or two moves! From now on, we will unconditionally support you in everything you do in this school! You are our Kami, our God!”

Everyone raised their hands, looked at Lin Zhengran and repeated: “Lin Zhengran, our God! May you protect us!”

Lin Zhengran sighed: “Why does it feel like a cult ritual? No one paid any attention to me during the military training these days.”

Everyone was silent.

Immediately defend:

“That’s because we were so envious of you at the time, so jealousy clouded our minds, but after calming down these few days, we know that only by following in your footsteps can we get the light!

There is a saying that goes, choose the good and follow it, and change the bad!
We have come to understand deeply that facing the most outstanding foster father and the God who is both the king of academic masters and a master of love, what we should do is to get close to you instead of being indifferent to you! For this, we feel guilty these days, we repent! We feel guilty!”

Lin Zhengran raised his hand: “Okay, okay! I already understand what you mean. Wait, let me soak my feet first, let me think about how to tell you.”

One boy touched the water temperature with his hand in advance and shouted in horror: “The water is two degrees colder, quickly add hot water, we must let the godfather’s sacred feet enjoy the most suitable water temperature!”

Lin Zhengran chuckled, and then Lin Zhengran thought briefly tonight. Since these people were so sincere, Lin Zhengran taught them a little bit of methods.

In fact, when it comes to love, nothing else is important. The most important thing is courage.

As long as you have the courage, everyone can talk about love.

But even though Lin Zhengran didn’t say much, those people still took out their little notebooks and took notes seriously, and were greatly shocked.

Before going to bed, they bowed to Lin Zhengran one by one, saying in unison: “Supreme Lord, may you have a good dream tonight, Linmen~”

Lin Zhengran: “.”

A group of abstract monsters. (End of this chapter)