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Chapter 372: Wizard Planet? Planet on Steroids!

Chapter 372: Wizard Planet? Planet on Steroids!
“Quack! Coach, I want to do the Nine Birds Needle Technique!”

“Spin! Muscle——————”

Bang! ! !
A deafening explosion sounded on the moon, and Magnus’s magic blood burst like raindrops in all directions.

Sanguinius was quick to mobilize his own spiritual energy to support a barrier, trapping the endless blood rain in a semicircle with a diameter of five or six meters.
Blood, flesh, and bones kept hitting the psychic barrier held up by Sanguinius, making a continuous sound.

Zhou Yun and Guilliman exchanged glances, both of them with some confusion in their eyes.
what happened?
Just now Magnus was still yelling about muscle power, trying to fight his two primarch brothers for another 300 rounds.
Then, he exploded.
His muscles swelled to the extreme, turning red and hot, then their tendons broke, blood gushed out, and his entire body turned into a bloody explosion.

Listening to the crackling sounds from the psychic barrier he had erected gradually disappear, Sanguinius casually removed the barrier, exposing the scene inside to everyone.

“The last time I saw one this broken was on a wild rabbit that Reina was practicing the Bewitching Sound.”

Zhou Yun looked at the scarlet meat all over the ground and couldn’t help but sigh.

Magnus’s flesh and blood, which was made entirely of psychic energy, spread all over the ground, forming a perfect bloody circle.
The muscle fibers kept wriggling and twitching, breaking down into pure ether bit by bit and disappearing in the subspace.
However, the evil energy of the warp that overflowed from Magnus’s shattered body still affected reality. Clusters of twisted and bizarre mushrooms continued to grow from the ground.

If you look closely, you can see that those mushrooms seem to have clusters of muscle fibers growing on them, which looks a bit disgusting.

“It’s the Lord of Change.”

Sanguinius casually summoned balls of blazing golden psychic flames to burn those weird mushrooms, and turned his head and said:
“The Warp is now in chaos. Not only the Emperor and the other three gods, but even some smaller beings have begun to fish in troubled waters, trying to take a bite out of the Lord of Change.”

“He is obviously a little anxious. He wants to take back the power he has invested in reality as soon as possible, and also to prevent you from selling Magnus.”

“I actually thought of injecting excessive blessings into Magnus’ body, which directly burst Magnus.”

Looking at the pieces of flesh on the ground bathed in psychic flames, Sanguinius couldn’t help but shake his head.

Listening to what Sanguinius said, Zhou Yun was slightly stunned, and couldn’t help but glance at the fragments of Magnus on the ground.

So Magnus was killed by his coach’s steroid use?

“It’s because I didn’t take the sunflower liver protection tablets.” He nodded and said seriously.

Sorcerer, the home world of the Thousand Sons Legion since the Burning of Prospero, and the Daemon World that Magnus occupied in the Warp.
Normally this planet is extremely quiet.

After all, most of the warriors in the Thousand Sons Legion were turned into ashes and became mindless puppets due to Ahriman’s mistakes.
But today, the Wizard Star is less noisy.

“I’m Mahal Gobi Ahriman, I’m going to kick your helmet off!”

“Give me back my brothers! Give me back my legion!!”

“Calm down! Calm down! See the Primarch first!”

“Don’t even think about hurting Lord Ahriman!”

“Master Ahriman!! Why! Why!”

The twenty or thirty Thousand Sons who still had willpower quarreled on the Wizard Star.

Most of the Thousand Sons were resurrected by Zhou Yun. After hearing what happened in the past ten thousand years, they strongly demanded to see Magnus.
Ahriman could not refuse his brother’s request. He returned to the Sorcerer Star with the Prodigal Sons and the resurrected Thousand Sons despite Magnus’s exile order.

After seeing the unconscious Rubric Warriors on the Sorcerer Star, the resurrected Thousand Sons had to believe what Ahriman said: the entire legion had become unconscious puppets because of his mistake, and he destroyed the entire Thousand Sons.

This caused even more damage to the entire Thousand Sons Legion than Leman Russ and his Wolves ever did.
Some people collapsed, some people lost their souls,

Most people were angry. They questioned Ahriman angrily and even attacked him directly.

The nine wizards who followed Ahriman tried desperately to stop the resurrected, but Ahriman just waved his hand to signal the nine wizards to ignore them.
He just said nothing, lowered his head and let the bombs, spells and fists fall on him.

Although silent, Ahriman was now sweating profusely.

The anger of the brothers is a reason,
Another reason is Magnus,
He had just backstabbed Magnus in battle,

If it weren’t for the fact that he couldn’t refuse the requests of his brothers to be resurrected, Ahriman would have wanted to get farther and farther away from the Wizard Star.
There is also Magnus’s state. Magnus now is completely different from 10,000 years ago.

The kind, wise Magnus who once loved his children had long since disappeared, leaving only a cold, vicious sorcerer who unconditionally carried out Tzeentch’s will.

Magnus actually tried to kill Ahriman more than once.
Ahriman thought about it and decided that he should confess his crime to Magnus directly after Magnus returned to the Wizard Planet.

This way, you might be able to find a way out. If that doesn’t work, you can lead the Wanderer Gang and force your way out.
At this moment, scarlet spiritual energy fluctuations suddenly rose up.
Twisted wings, a sturdy body, and a deep single eye gradually appeared on the Wizard Star.
Magnus returned to his demonic world.
But his eyes looked a little dazed.

“Father!” Ahriman knelt on one knee in front of Magnus without hesitation: “It is my fault that your plan failed.” “Ah————”

Magnus’ voice was drawn out, and there seemed to be some confusion in his tone.
“It’s not your fault that your plan failed.”

Hearing Magnus’ words, Ahriman breathed a sigh of relief, but…
“.But it seems unlikely that the failure of the plan was not your fault.”

“Hmm?” Ahriman’s heart suddenly tightened, and he looked up as if he had sensed something strange.

“But don’t worry. Although I will blame you, I won’t blame you.”

“After all, although the mistake you made was serious, it doesn’t seem that serious when you think about it carefully.”

Magnus’s words made no sense, making Ahriman more and more confused.
Ahriman seemed to have sensed something.
“Father?” he asked tentatively.

“Who are you?” Magnus stared at Ahriman and seemed to be thinking hard.

Ahriman was stunned. He cautiously peeped into Magnus’ fate to see what had happened.
then
What is muscle strength? What is Nine Birds Acupuncture? What is muscle god? What is steroids?
Damn Tzeentch and Doraemon, what are you doing? !

My dad has become a fool!

Ahriman’s gaze towards Magnus suddenly became complicated.

He really couldn’t tell which one was better, the silly father now or the cold king of witchcraft in the past.
Seeing Magnus’s eyes wandering around, looking for something unknown, Ahriman said anxiously: “Father, you…”

“.You are my child?”

Magnus turned his head and asked Ahriman:

“Don’t panic. Although I can’t remember what you did or who you are, I won’t blame you.”

“Ah?” Ahriman opened his mouth in confusion, then blurted out, “Why?”

Ahriman’s question made Magnus pause for a moment.

But after a moment, Magnus smiled.
“I have indeed forgotten a lot of things and can’t remember a lot of knowledge.”

“But isn’t it right for a father to love his children and tolerate their mistakes?”

“If I had made a mistake myself, I would have longed for my father’s tolerance.”

Ahriman stood there in a daze, unable to speak.
But his extraordinary intelligence quickly allowed him to make a judgment.
This dad now is better than the previous dad!

Seeing that Magnus was looking for something, Ahriman quickly stepped forward.
“Father, what are you looking for? Do you need my help?” he asked sincerely, hoping to leave a good impression in Magnus’ heart.

“Gym.” Magnus frowned and said, “How strange! Isn’t this the planet given to me by the God of Muscles?”

“Then this must be Planet Steroids! Why isn’t there a gym on Planet Steroids?”

“Ah?” Ahriman tilted his head, his mind confused for the ninth time today.

Finally, Magnus managed to find a gym on the Wizard Planet – oh no, now it’s the Steroid Planet.
He excitedly dragged Ahriman and all the Thousand Sons into the gym.
Jamshid, Ahriman’s former student and one of the Thousand Sons resurrected by Zhou Yun, looked around blankly.

The willless red letter warriors are warming up under the leadership of Magnus
This abstract scene even made the originally angry Resurrected Thousand Sons lose their temper.
They just felt confused
“How did it come to this? Master Ahriman?”

Jamshed asked in a murmur.

“My father has great psychic potential. He thinks that there should be a gym on the wizard steroid planet, so there will be a gym naturally.”

Ahriman, who had finished warming up, patted Jamshid on the shoulder and said.

“.No, mentor, that’s not what I’m asking.” Jamshid said with his mouth slightly opened.

“Don’t think too much! Since father is willing, let’s practice!”

“And I have an idea. Oh, never mind, let’s not talk about this for now.”

“Would you like to do some leg training with me?”

“I read a sentence when I was in Prospero: If you don’t train your legs when you work out, you will regret it sooner or later.”

As he said this, Ahriman dragged Jamshid and started jumping squats together.
(End of this chapter)