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Chapter 462 Mother drowned in the spring

Chapter 462 Mother drowned in the spring

“So what do we do now?”

Whoosh! Hawkeye’s hand trembled, and he missed for the first time. The arrow aimed at the Chitauri soldier’s head accidentally hit him somewhere below the waist…

“Bullshit! This is what they think in New York!”

“Everyone calm down. The main issue now is what we should do!” The captain hurriedly calmed everyone down. Although he was also very angry, anger would not solve the problem.

Thor: “What is a nuclear bomb? You seem to be very concerned about it~”

Tony: “Hmm~ I suddenly have a bold idea. Captain, you just said you found Loki’s scepter, right?”

Captain: “Yes, that’s right. If you use Loki’s scepter, the portal can be closed at any time.”

“Yes! Then wait for me for a while, I’ll be back soon!” Tony turned in the sky and flew out of the battlefield.

At this time, Li Yu once again stepped onto the Vimana Ark, forming fire suppression in the sky.

The war monster that descended on New York had already been killed by Li Yu’s clone.

Boom!

Thor stood on top of a Leviathan, drew down a thick bolt of lightning, and smashed the Leviathan’s head to pieces with a hammer.

Bang!
The Leviathan lost its head and fell to the ground with a loud bang. This is currently the last Leviathan on the earth.

“Hey guys I’m back!” Tony’s voice rang out.

Everyone looked up and saw Tony flying towards them at high speed with a nuclear bomb.

Seeing this, the captain shouted anxiously: “Tony! What are you doing? This is too dangerous!”

“But this is the only way right now, isn’t it? This thing must not be left in New York. Wait for me to send it to the other side and you can close the portal at the right time!”

“Oh~NO~This is crazy!”

Natasha looked at Tony with a dull look in her eyes. Is this really the playboy Tony Stark?

“Tony! I’ll go with you. My Vimana can soar in any environment! I’ll follow you!”

At this time, Li Yu’s voice was heard. After all, the Black Star generals who were not supposed to appear in the original book appeared this time. It would be bad if Tony encountered an emergency in the universe, although his energy was still sufficient now.

“Thank you…” Tony moved his lips and finally only uttered these two words.

“Okay, dithering is not your style Tony Stark! Let’s get started!”

The Golden Ark Vimana turned in the sky and flew towards the portal.

Tony Stark was seen rushing forward dragging a nuclear bomb, with a golden ark behind him escorting him, shooting all the Chitauri soldiers around him.

boom!
Tony accelerated and rushed through the portal with Vimana. The surrounding scenery changed and they were already in the depths of the universe.

In front of Tony was a huge space battleship, with dozens of Leviathans swimming around it. It seemed that the fleet was heading towards the Earth.

Seeing this, Tony pointed the nuclear bomb directly at them and let go. The nuclear bomb quickly flew towards the space battleship.

But the more Li Yu looked at it, the more he felt it was unreliable.

Reality is different from movies. He didn’t believe that such a large space battleship would not even have a protective shield. Even the power of a nuclear bomb would probably not be able to blow such a large space battleship to pieces.

“Looks like I have to add fuel to the fire!”

Li Yu took out the sword of Guaili from Wang Cai.

Standing outside Vimana, the sword of Li in his hand began to spin wildly.

“At the time of judgment, I will tear the world apart with my sword of separation!”

“Take it! The separation of heaven and earth, the star of creation!”

boom!
The crimson torrent headed straight for the spaceship.

This is the first time that the Anti-World Noble Phantasm has demonstrated its power in this world.

The powerful torrent of magic seemed to tear space apart wherever it passed.

boom!
The powerful attack directly hit the protective shield of the space battleship, and all the parts of the Leviathans in the vicinity that came into contact with the torrent of magic power were turned into ashes.

“Damn, I knew the movie couldn’t be trusted!” Li Yu complained in his heart.

The magic torrent fought against the shield for only three seconds before breaking through the shield. After the shield was broken, the nuclear bomb followed closely. Boom! Brilliant fireworks lit up in the dark universe.

“Tony, retreat quickly!” After firing a shot, Li Yu waved his hand and greeted Tony. Vimana quickly turned around and caught up with the stunned Tony and rushed towards the portal. Under Li Yu’s full control, Vimana’s speed was as fast as a ray of golden light!
Earth New York
The rampaging Chitari soldiers all seemed to be stuck and stood still. The next second, all of them fell to the ground with a clang.

“They succeeded?”

“Look, they’re back!” Hawkeye had the best eyesight and saw a beam of golden light passing through the portal from a distance: “Natasha!”

“Ok, got it!” Black Widow on the top floor of Stark Tower took Loki’s scepter and poked it hard, penetrated the protective shield of the instrument, closed the portal, and took back the Cosmic Cube.

Whoosh!
The Vimana descended directly to the top floor of Stark Tower.

“Oh~ Look our heroes are back.” Seeing Li Yu and Tony returning safely, Black Widow rarely smiled at Stark.

“Of course it should be~” Tony said arrogantly, “I’m Tony Stark!”

“Yes, yes, you are the best~” Li Yu patted Tony on the shoulder. This new iron armor was already covered with scratches. Fortunately, this new equipment was much more powerful than the one in the original book, otherwise it would be a bit difficult to deal with the intensity of this battle.

Even so, Tony’s reactor was almost out of power.

If the original armor was powered by a reactor, it would have been destroyed long ago.

But that’s not entirely true, after all, there is also a humanoid power bank, Thor, present.

If it’s out of battery, maybe give it a shot of lightning and it will be fully charged.

After hearing Li Yu’s praise, Tony looked at him suspiciously.

“Why do I feel like you’re just being perfunctory?”

“Huh? Did you see all this?”

Li Yu did not refute but admitted it generously, well… I was just trying to please you.

“You actually admitted it!”

Tony pointed at Li Yu with one finger, with an exaggerated expression on his face, very exaggerated and funny.

“Hey! Li Yu, you might lose me as a friend if you do this!”

Tony looked at Li Yu with an aggrieved look on his face.

It made Li Yu feel nauseous.

“Do we two have a score to settle with someone?” He watched the two of them playing tricks in silence.

Black Widow had to remind them that we still have things to do.

Tony’s private office in Stark Tower.

Loki, who was scolded by Hulk, slowly woke up.

When Loki opened his eyes, the first thing he saw was Hulk staring at him fiercely, Thor holding a hammer, two iron lumps with hand cannon lights on, Hawkeye pointing a bow and arrow at his head, and Black Widow twirling a pistol.

Well, our captain’s performance was a bit dull, but when an honest man gets angry, it is the most terrifying.

Then he looked at Li Yu with a strange expression on his face, his eyes were complicated, and he felt a little nervous. “Hey… if it’s okay, I want to try the glass of wine just now…”

Knowing that he had already lost, Loki decisively followed his heart. Since he had already lost completely, it would be best if he could suffer less physical pain.

“I told you ~ I’ll make you pay the price!” Tony said while pointing his hand cannon at Loki. Not only did this guy throw himself out of the window, but he also brought such a big disaster. And there was also that good old man Coulson. May he rest in peace in heaven.

In a secret room, an unknown good-natured man whose life was saved by a healing gem sneezed and rubbed his nose: “So, if the captain and the others knew that I faked my death, would they beat me? But the director asked me to do this, so he won’t blame me, right? Probably…”

“Hey Tony!” Thor grabbed Tony’s hand.

“Why do you still want to plead for him? Look at what a disaster he has caused!”

Thor also knew that he was in the wrong, after all, this war was caused by his brother: “He is the prince of Asgard after all, and only Odin can judge him. We in Asgard will bear all the losses this time…”

Thor’s voice got lower and lower as he spoke. Seeing that everyone around him was staring at him, he said, “Well, what I mean is…be gentle and don’t kill me…”

“Hey, brother! I…Puff!” Loki wanted to speak and struggle, but the rest of his words were taken back by a punch.

Thunderclaps, clangs, snaps.

Duang! Duang! Duang!

Thor turned his face away, unable to bear to watch: “My stupid Odudu, it’s not that I don’t want to help you, it’s just that the mistake you made this time is too big, so you’d better bear with it…” Listening to the sound of Loki being beaten behind him, Thor prayed for Loki helplessly in his heart.

“It’s finally over…” After ten minutes of beating, even Loki the Frost Giant couldn’t stand it. He stared at the ceiling with lifeless eyes and shed a tear quietly. He looked as pitiful as a little girl who had been ravaged. These people are so fucking bastards! They are bullying God so much!
“Are you all done venting?” Li Yu looked at the people who had stopped and said, “Since you are all done, it’s my turn!”

“Hey! Li Yu… Loki has suffered enough. If you keep beating him, he won’t be able to bear it~ Please, my good friend, do me a favor…” After hearing Li Yu’s words, Thor hurried over, grabbed Li Yu with both hands and begged for Loki. With this guy’s strength, if he really beat Loki again, Loki would be really dead.

“Don’t worry, Thor, I won’t hit him.” Li Yu said with a smile, narrowing his eyes.

“Really~?” Thor asked cautiously.

“Really! Realer than real gold.”

Li Yu looked at Thor seriously: “Can I still lie to you~?”

“Oh~ Then I feel relieved…” Thor breathed a sigh of relief.

Loki also relaxed after hearing that Li Yu would not hit him. This human gave him a really fucking terrifying feeling. He was more violent than his idiot brother, and it really hurt when he hit people.

“However, the sacrifice Loki has caused this time is too great, he must be punished!”

“Yes, yes, yes! Don’t worry, Odin will definitely punish him!”

“Hehe…” Li Yu smiled and took out a pot of water with his hand.

When Li Yu suddenly took out the pot of water, everyone had a question mark expression on their faces, not understanding what he was trying to do.

“Thor~Want a sister?”

Li Yu said with a sly smile while holding the kettle.

This was also the item he bought in the mall before.

A tool from Ranma 1/2.

Cursed spring water will curse anyone who comes into contact with it. If they come into contact with cold water, they will turn into a woman, and if they come into contact with hot water, they will turn into a man.

“Ah~? Huh? What? What do you mean?”

Li Yu asked a question out of the blue, leaving Thor completely confused.

Blah blah blah~
Li Yu picked up a pot of water and poured it directly on Loki.

“What do you want to do! You are insulting me! Oh~ my voice!” Loki was suddenly drenched with water. Good fellow! You are never going to stop insulting God, right? So she roared on the spot, but suddenly found that her voice had completely changed, turning into a mature and charming female voice.

Her breasts seemed to be swelling up, and their size even surpassed that of Black Widow next to her.

Her figure also became slimmer and her height decreased slightly.

“Oh my god…” Thor opened his mouth wide. He watched his younger brother become a younger sister?
“Is this true~?”

Thor pinched his own flesh. It hurt.
“Oh my god, this is really…”

Thor was completely dumbfounded and subconsciously grabbed Loki’s upper body.

The touch told him that it was definitely the real thing.

“Oh this is the real guy… Ouch!”

Loki butted his head against Thor’s waist.

“Stop touching me!” Loki gritted his teeth and yelled, “Asshole! What did you do to me! I’m going to kill you! I’m going to kill you!” After saying this, he rushed towards Li Yu madly.

“No!” Thor hugged Loki, who had changed from a brother to a sister, and said, “Don’t be impulsive! Loki! You can’t beat him. Do you want to be killed by him?”

“Asshole! Let me go! I want to kill him!”

“Don’t be impulsive! Loki! Really don’t be impulsive! Maybe Father God will have a solution when we return to Asgard, right…”

After hearing Thor’s words, Loki’s mood recovered a little bit. After all, he couldn’t beat Li Yu even if he tried his best, and it would be a waste of time to rush forward. It would be better to go back to Odin and find a way…

“What if Father God can’t do anything about it?”

Loki said coldly, “I don’t feel any trace of magic, and (gritting his teeth) I can feel that my body has completely transformed into a woman’s!”

“Well… I think this is actually quite good…”

Thor murmured, “Well, that touch just now felt pretty good…”

“Hahaha, let’s see who this is, hahaha, Her Royal Highness the Second Princess of Asgard!” Tony next to him finally came to his senses, and laughed loudly when he saw Loki turning into a woman.

“Oh! Meet Her Royal Highness the Second Princess!”

“Hahahaha, meet the second princess!” The people around followed suit.

“(gritting teeth) You guys!” Loki was panting with anger, his pretty face, which had turned into a woman’s, was red, and the part below his neck was shaking. And because Loki was wearing men’s clothes before, the clothes seemed to be about to be torn.

Looking at Loki who was so angry, Tony and his friends felt so relieved.

“Actually, it can still be changed back~” Li Yu suddenly said.

“What! Change me back!”

“Okay~” Li Yu said with a smile.

Loki felt a little unbelievable that Li Yu was so happy…

Splash! A cup of hot water was poured onto Loki’s face!

“Pah!” Loki spat out the water that had been poured into his mouth: “You bastard… Hey~? I’m back to normal!”

Everyone felt that the transformed Loki was so magical… Hulk scratched his head, wondering what the meaning of this guy’s transformation was. Roar! I don’t understand!
“Thank you…thank you…” Looking at Li Yu Loki who had transformed himself back to his original state, he actually thanked him for the first time.

Li Yu: “You’re welcome~” *罒▽罒* Then he poured a cup of cold water on Loki’s face.

“Hmmmm~?” Oh my god~? She’s a woman again!
“As you can see, Loki will become a man when he touches hot water, and a woman when he touches cold water! This is not magic, it’s a curse, so it’s irreversible!”

“Fuck…” Is this guy a devil?

Looking at Loki, water was dripping down his handsome face, his whole body was wet, his eyes were wide open and he stared blankly at the ceiling, as if he had been played to pieces: “Ah… my god… it’s over…”

(End of this chapter)