If I let you participate in a dating variety show, will you be able to defeat the national goddess?
Chapter 275: Collapse? It doesn’t exist. This is called being consistent inside and out.
Chapter 275: Collapse? That doesn’t exist. This is called being consistent inside and out.
Do you want to ask Lin Feng whether he heard Hu Hanmo’s suggestion?
Listen, I definitely heard it!
But even if I heard it, so what?
I didn’t respond to your cough, doesn’t that mean –
I don’t want to care about you at all!
Don’t you understand this?
Originally, Lin Feng was sitting alone under the dining table, showing off his music, and no one at the table noticed him or looked at him.
Everyone was preparing a speech, thinking about how they would communicate with Hu Hanmo later.
He simply didn’t have the spare energy to care about Lin Feng.
But after Hu Hanmo’s cough, not only did Hu Hanmo become the target of public criticism,
Even Lin Feng became the focus of everyone’s attention?
“Cough cough!!”
“Cough cough…”
Seeing Hu Hanmo covering his throat while speaking like this,
Lin Feng was speechless.
He immediately wanted to shout to Hu Hanmo:
“Are you alright?”
Hu Hanmo was a little confused when Lin Feng suddenly asked him this:
“I’m fine.”
“Are you okay? Why are you coughing so loudly?”
Lin Feng symbolically handed the duck leg in his hand to Hu Hanmo:
“Are you hungry? Do you want to eat?”
“If you really want to eat it, why don’t you ask the kitchen to give you some more?”
Lin Feng took the initiative to attack, which directly confused Hu Hanmo.
You didn’t blame your kid, but you came to me first, right?
After saying this, Lin Feng didn’t care about the expressions of the people around him at all, he just lowered his head and started eating.
The dishes at this state banquet are indeed very rich, with everything from fried to boiled!
Let’s start with the opening dish of this state banquet – squirrel mandarin fish!
Squirrel Mandarin Fish, also known as Squirrel Mandarin Fish, is a famous dish in Suzhou cuisine.
The most distinctive feature of this dish is that the mandarin fish is cut into pieces, giving it a squirrel-like appearance.
Fry in a pan until crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. Thicken with starch, tomato sauce and other seasonings to make a thick, sweet and sour sauce. Add chopped garlic, chopped garlic cloves, shrimp meat, etc. and stir-fry until cooked.
Heat the sauce over high heat until thick, then pour it over the fried fish.
Lin Feng picked up a piece of fish with chopsticks, put it in his mouth, and felt the taste buds jumping on the tip of his tongue.
He closed his eyes and immediately began to sigh:
“Crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, sweet and sour, full of fragrance and flavor!”
Lin Feng also specifically asked for a bowl of white rice.
This rice is not a small bowl, but a large bowl of white rice. This large bowl is placed on the state banquet table.
It seems so abrupt!
Don’t even mention a state banquet, even a slightly higher-level celebrity banquet.
Normal people wouldn’t eat rice, right?
Wow, you eat two big bowls of rice right away?
Do you really think this state banquet is a roadside stall?
Lin Feng simply ignored Hu Hanmo’s reminder when a group of leaders stood up to report on the situation in their respective jurisdictions.
Lin Feng is so cool!
“Excuse me, a bowl of white rice!”
“Well, besides white rice, is there any fried rice, such as egg fried rice?”
“What, can it be fried fresh?”
“Excuse me, please…”
Don’t even mention the famous chef, even the egg fried rice itself might not have thought of it——
It may even be served on the table at a state banquet one day…
Egg fried rice’s inner thoughts: How can I be so worthy?
Over there, they were making serious reports and discussing important national and people’s livelihood issues.
Here, just lower your head and click loudly.
The contrast between the two is quite obvious!
This scene immediately aroused heated discussions among millions of viewers in front of the camera:
[Don’t worry about whether the venue is suitable or not, just tell me whether the food tastes good or not!]
[If you ask me, it’s the same. Just eat, why do so many fancy things? Monk Wei drinks peanuts.jpg]
[MD, I hate the drinking culture the most! When you are eating, just eat well, when you are working, just work well. Why do we have to talk about eating when we are working? Isn’t it annoying?]
[Same as my boss, I give him a document, he doesn’t say a word during work, and he does something after get off work and at lunch time.]
【Eat! Eat hard! I support Lin Feng! What’s the point of doing so many formalistic things while making reports during meals?】
What problem can this report at the dinner table solve?
This doesn’t solve any problems.
These problems have been accumulated for so long and have not been solved for so long. Do you expect to solve them by eating a meal?
how can that be!
When discussing issues at the dinner table, it is mostly just a formality, which is a form of flattery from the lower to the higher.
The essence of drinking table culture——
The strong use forcing others to drink to demonstrate their authority and control, while the weak use self-abuse and voluntary drinking to express their loyalty and obedience.
No matter what kind of formalism you are,
Never mind whether you are flattering or not.
In short, Lin Feng didn’t bother to care about these things at all! He just lowered his head and started to show off fiercely!
Completely ignoring the people around him, while others were busy flattering him,
Lin Feng rolled up his sleeves and worked hard without stopping for a moment!
“This tofu is good.”
“Why is this cabbage so delicious?”
“This duck is worthy of being a state banquet! Rich people know how to enjoy themselves!”
“It’s so enjoyable!”
…………
It is hard to imagine that a man with such brilliant literary talent and such wonderful talent,
His eating style is so wild!!!
It can be seen that Lin Feng is really hungry…
Lin Feng’s mouth was full of oil. His movements were quick and decisive. While he was eating, his hands were not idle either, and he ate one bowl after another.
If this kind of eating style is put on a food blogger,
That may indeed be very normal.
Eat broadcast, eat broadcast,
The more you don’t eat, the more delicious it will be.
How to get traffic?
How to attract the audience’s attention?
However, if such a way of eating were to happen to a literary master——
This seems extremely inconsistent!
Readers,
What is the emphasis?
What matters is a refined and easy-going person!
What matters is chewing slowly!
But looking at Lin Feng,
He doesn’t have the grace of a literary master at all!
It’s like a rare flower blooming in the literary world!
What do you mean by refined and easy-going? What do you mean by well-educated and sensible? Get out of here! Get out of here!
Lin Feng’s eating style when eating this state banquet not only made such a high-end state banquet feel like a roadside stall, but even his wild eating style –
More like a food blogger than a food blogger!
The main point is to eat as much as you want!
The main point is to eat voraciously!
Seeing Lin Feng looking like a starving ghost, Nini, who was watching from the side, couldn’t hold back for a moment.
She burst out laughing. Then she began to sigh:
“I thought Lin Feng was only like this in front of us, but I never thought that in front of so many cameras, in front of so many national leaders–“
“He can actually eat so wildly.”
Others are all hypocritical and are used to creating a persona in front of the public.
Some artists need to be self-disciplined, and some stars don’t eat carbohydrates.
What basketball star gets up early in the morning just to take a look at Los Angeles at four in the morning.
But, when it comes to Lin Feng, it’s so good——
Inconsistent? My main point is to be consistent on the outside and inside!
Yes, on the surface, I do seem to be sloppy and careless.
But actually——
Your feeling is not wrong!
I just don’t want to edit the length!
The way I eat is so wild!
Lin Feng himself and his works are both very popular.
Lin Feng’s works can be described as alien, with gorgeous words, quotations from classics, and gripping stories.
But when it comes to a person like Lin Feng,
That can be said to have nothing to do with his works!
As beautiful as his poems are, his true nature in real life is just as outrageous!
Who is this literary master, this great writer of his time, just chewing on a pork elbow?
And his face was greasy after eating it.
Whose literary style is known as the last glory of Asian literature?
Pick up a plate of peanuts and start showing off?
This contrast was so outrageous that it shocked many audience members and even the scholars and readers who attended the conference.
It’s all very hard to accept.
“Is this what my ideal literary master looks like?” “Is this the so-called master of Chinese studies?”
“Don’t be so outrageous! You’re destroying my worldview!!! In my mind, the master of literature should be someone like Mr. Zhuang Hanzhuang…”
“Help me, I can’t accept it. ‘The setting sun and the solitary wild goose fly together, and the autumn water and the sky are the same color’, such an exquisite poem, you tell me that this guy in front of me with a greasy face was written?!?!?”
“I can’t accept this!!!!!”
Everyone looked at Lin Feng’s almost ‘wild’ eating style, and their faith was broken.
At this moment, there is even a portion of the audience,
Gradually, I began to understand Mr. Zhuang Hanzhuang’s evaluation of Lin Feng just now——
The ritual music collapses…
You just hold the pig’s trotter with your left hand and chew it until it is shiny.
A rude person who can finish a plate of peanuts in less than three minutes with peanuts in his right hand——
Called the Grandmaster of Literature?!?!?
Nini sighed with emotion, and then a sentence gradually emerged in her mind:
“So perverted!”
This is not only the case with eating.
Nini thought carefully about the days she had known Lin Feng.
Lin Feng has made many other actions like this that are consistent with his words and deeds.
When a group of experts questioned young people about the issue of holidays –
“Can you still sleep at your age?”
“Have you ever seen Los Angeles at five in the morning?”
“Young people should strive and work hard!”
Just when the young man was confused by the poisonous chicken soup, Lin Feng stood up and told the young man soberly and cunningly –
“Why would I wake up at five in the morning to watch Los Angeles?”
“Is there any difference between Los Angeles at 5 a.m. and Los Angeles at 5 p.m.?”
“We have all the tall buildings we need.”
“The roads that need to be taken are all there.”
“If I don’t get up at five in the morning, the tall buildings and streets of Los Angeles–“
“It’s gone, isn’t it?”
Faced with the expert’s tricky question, “Can you still sleep at this age?”
Lin Feng gave a direct and concise answer:
“You won’t be able to create any value if you get up anyway, so in that case, I’ll let you sleep a little longer.”
“Letting you sleep a little longer, what’s the problem?”
“What else could it be?!?!?”
“If I sleep a little longer, the world will end, right?!?!”
Lin Feng’s thinking is different from that of ordinary people!
Lin Feng’s train of thought is different from other literati!
While other intellectuals were afraid that their indecent eating habits would be exposed because of being recorded on camera.
Lin Feng picked up the plate and started showing off! The main point is to eat as much as you want!
At a time when other literati were all emphasizing elegance and being humble to each other.
Lin Feng directly picked up the basin and started to make soup!
I don’t care what you think. You can look at it however you want. As long as I enjoy the meal, that’s enough.
It was precisely because of Lin Feng’s rather rough eating habits that
He turned a good state banquet into something that felt like a roadside stall…
It was precisely because of Lin Feng’s rather rough eating habits that the audience in front of the camera realized that——
It turns out that the so-called literary masters are also as down-to-earth as us ordinary people?
It turns out that these unattainable characters in textbooks are actually…
Would there be such an embarrassing side?
It is no exaggeration to say that Lin Feng, with his own efforts, has transformed the entire mythical literary circle——
Pull it down from the altar directly!
In the audience’s inherent impression, the so-called literati, the people who read the so-called books——
You should not eat whole grains!
It should be high and elegant!
A scholar should be elegant and easy-going, just like Mr. Zhuang Hanzhuang.
For the revival of Chinese literature, I have devoted my life and energy to it!
However, Lin Feng’s appearance directly surprised all the viewers and readers——
You call this elegant and easy-going?!?
You call this hard work?!?!?
If a person like Lin Feng who doesn’t care about the length of his writing and eats voraciously can be called elegant and easy-going, then who in the world…
Who else can’t bear the word “elegant”?
If other cultural people behaved like this at such a solemn occasion as a state banquet –
I’m afraid he has already been criticized and forced to quit the circle!
“You don’t follow the rules of etiquette. You deserve to be called a scholar?!?!?”
“How can you be like this, scholar? Do you have any shame?”
“A man like this is worthy of being called a scholar? Don’t make me laugh.”
“Please, don’t come to the state banquet, get out of here right now, don’t embarrass yourself…”
Although, Lin Feng’s behavior was indeed very indecent.
However, if you want the audience to criticize Lin Feng as above, to be honest –
I’m afraid this is really impossible.
Don’t worry about what Lin Feng is like, whether he practices etiquette or not.
unimportant!
It doesn’t matter at all!
You just talk about Lin Feng’s work, whether it can be beaten or not is the only thing left to do!
Which one of “Preface to the Pavilion of Prince Teng” and “The Three-Body Problem” cannot crush everyone?
Which one is not a stunning work of genius?
People pretend to be cool because they do have the capital to do so!
As Huang Lei said——
“If I could write “Preface to the Pavilion of Prince Teng”, I would be even more pretentious than him…”
Although others don’t edit the length of the article, and don’t pay attention to details——
But you wouldn’t really judge someone as a noob based on this, right?
You criticize the person who wrote “Preface to the Pavilion of Prince Teng” as unworthy of being a literary master?
Can you still criticize a person who can write “Spring River Moon Night” for having no literary talent?
Can’t spray!
This is simply not sprayable!
It is precisely because of his strong works that Lin Feng can ignore everyone’s controversy——
Sitting at this state banquet and chewing chicken legs so calmly!
It is precisely because of his excellent works that Lin Feng can sit next to Hu Hanmo with such confidence——
Eating white rice in big mouthfuls.
Lin Feng’s life motto, from beginning to end, is very simple, there is only one –
I am a ruin, so why should I be afraid of the house collapsing?
Image?
nonexistent.
I am just like this. If you want to watch it or not, go away.
What about identity?
No matter whether they are high-ranking officials, actors or celebrities, or ordinary people who cannot be more ordinary, in Lin Feng’s eyes –
The identities of these people are all the same, there is no difference at all.
Status may be divided into high and low.
But from the perspective of personality, people should not be high or low!
Lin Feng can sit on the side of the road, drink and chat with the homeless people who pick up garbage, and eat skewers while drinking.
He could also sit in this seemingly high-end state banquet and dine with important figures like Hu Hanmo and Qi Guoqiang.
Although one is a dignitary and the other is a homeless person, their social status is
Like cloud mud!
But in Lin Feng’s eyes, whether it was the tramp or Hu Hanmo, they were both
There is absolutely no difference!
I won’t look down on you just because you are a homeless person.
I will not look upon you with any more respect just because you are an important official of the country.
Whether it is a police officer or a homeless person, in Lin Feng’s eyes,
They are all the same!
(End of this chapter)