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Chapter 479 Xiaoqing has the potential to be a wife
Chapter 479 Xiaoqing has the potential to be a wife
morning.
After having a simple breakfast, Tan Wenjie came to Yue Lao Temple to clock in for work.
Someone has come to take care of his business.
Two figures, one in white and one in blue, arrived earlier than him.
Tan Wenjie: “Girls, why are you here so early to get an umbrella?”
It’s just an umbrella, but you make it seem like you won’t return it.
“Can you help people predict their marriage?” Xiaoqing asked as if it was her first time.
Acting so well? Tan Wenjie stared at Xiaoqing for a few times, and finally determined that she simply forgot. I heard that fish have small brains and poor memory, but I didn’t expect that snakes are the same.
She’s so stupid, it would be effortless to trick her into giving birth.
“It’s not about predicting marriage, it’s about interpreting the hexagrams.” Tan Wenjie explained, “As for the success or failure of marriage, it’s all determined by fate.”
“Then can you help me solve it?”
“Go over there and draw lots.” Tan Wenjie pointed casually.
“Sister, I’m going to ask for a fortune!”
Xiaoqing seemed to have discovered a fun new game and left happily, leaving only Tan Wenjie and Bai Suzhen at the table.
“This lady.”
“My surname is Bai.”
“Miss Xiaobai.”
It feels like a dog demon.
“It’s Bai Suzhen.”
“…”
The two did not argue about the address, but just sat facing each other quietly. Bai Suzhen was a monster with a thousand years of cultivation. She had shed her snake body and turned into a human, but she still retained the habits of a snake.
Like now, the body sways gently, the wrist caresses the cheek.
Tan Wenjie’s eyes were a little busy. He was a very polite person, especially when Bai Suzhen bent down slightly, he thought it was very rude not to look when someone deliberately exposed her body.
“Does it look good?” she asked softly, her voice seeming to carry a hook.
Tan Wenjie nodded slightly, then shook his head: “Generally, I am more childish.”
Bai Suzhen: “?”
It was not until she noticed that Tan Wenjie’s eyes were always on her chest that she understood what “childish” meant.
Bah, pervert!
After looking at it, I still think it is too small. Not only is it obscene, it is also very rude.
Bai Suzhen despised Xiaoqing in her heart and felt that she had poor taste. What was so good about a pervert who didn’t know how to cover himself? He was not as good as Xu Xian at all.
Why didn’t she go to find Xu Xian, but came to Tan Wenjie instead… because she was worried that her lovely sister would be taken advantage of by a man.
Although in Xiaoqing’s opinion, that was not being taken advantage of at all.
“I’m back. Please take a look and see if I can be with my sister forever.” She asked happily, blinking her eyes and looking at Tan Wenjie with anticipation.
“Xiaoqing~” Bai Suzhen was moved.
To her, Xiaoqing was just a little snake demon she met hundreds of years ago and who accompanied her for half of her life, but to Xiaoqing, Bai Suzhen was her whole life.
However, Xiaoqing’s next sentence moved Bai Suzhen so much that she disappeared.
“Sister, aren’t you going to see Xu Xian?”
Xiaoqing proudly boasted:
“Is my honest man better than your honest man?”
Bai Suzhen: “…”
“Hey, Tan Wenjie, how is my signature?”
Seeing that Tan Wenjie didn’t say anything, Bai Suzhen said, “Xiaoqing, don’t embarrass Mr. Tan. This is the Yue Lao Temple, and we are praying for love and marriage between men and women.”
What she really thought in her heart was that Xiaoqing didn’t understand human affairs and couldn’t distinguish human emotions. She just thought that being together was love.
“Miss Bai, what you said is not right.” Tan Wenjie shook his head and said, “Feelings are feelings. Small love and big love are all love. There is no distinction between high and low. People themselves can’t tell the difference. If they can really tell the difference, they are not human anymore.”
Bai Suzhen’s heart skipped a beat. She did manage to sort out her emotions very clearly, and wanted to be a human being so she was careful and alert everywhere. She didn’t expect that the most important thing in life was not to sort out things clearly, but to not be able to sort them out.
“Don’t worry, Miss Xiaoqing. You and Miss Bai have a relationship that will last for hundreds or even thousands of years. Hahaha.” He suddenly laughed, “It’s really weird. How can a person live for hundreds or even thousands of years?”
Bai Suzhen laughed dryly: “Haha, yes.”
“Sister, we can stay together for another thousand years!” Xiaoqing happily hugged Bai Suzhen.
“Sir! Sir!” A fat figure ran over, panting, “Sir, it worked! I went to find Xiao Cui according to your method yesterday, and she really agreed to marry me.”
Tan Wenjie: “…”
“Your calculations are so accurate.” The fat young man took out a silver ingot and said, “This is a thank you gift.”
“Hey, what are you doing?” Tan Wenjie picked up the silver and frowned, “Don’t do it again!”
“Yes, yes, thank you for reminding me. I just realized that Xiao Cui has been helpless.”
The fat young man bowed and expressed his gratitude.
He didn’t turn around and leave until Tan Wenjie drove him away.
“Can you also help people with matchmaking?” Bai Suzhen asked curiously.
“Yesterday, the lucky star moved. His chances of success in pursuing a woman are higher.”
Red Luan Star accounts for about 5% of the success, 90% of which is due to the money that Fatty took, and the last 5% is because Tan Wenjie told Fatty that yesterday was the last chance, and if it fails, it means they are not destined to be together.
If the sponsor holding the money is firm in his attitude, the girls in the brothel will definitely wake up immediately and either cut the money with gritted teeth or take the opportunity to get ashore.
“Okay.” Tan Wenjie stood up. “It’s time for me to get off work. You two girls, please do as you please.”
“You’ve only been here for less than an incense stick of time.” Bai Suzhen asked in confusion.
“This is enough money for me to earn today.” Tan Wenjie took out the silver.
If we don’t leave now, the young girls and wives will surround this place again.
Bai Suzhen: “…”
Is this how people live day by day? For the first time, she felt that she might really be far away from becoming a real human being.
“I didn’t bring the umbrella. Can you two ladies tell me where you live?” Tan Wenjie said, “I will return the umbrella when I have time.”
Bai Suzhen: “…”
This person is definitely not an honest man. She had previously used the method of pretending to be a prey to seduce men, and now she is taking the initiative to attack and inquire about his residence.
With Xiaoqing’s intelligence, she must have been deceived into helping him count money after being sold, and she noticed that Tan Wenjie’s eyes were always on her.
“At the entrance of Shuanghuafang Alley, Jianqiao, is the Bai Mansion.” Bai Suzhen said.
She wanted to see what this man was going to do.
“I’ll go when I’m free.”
“Are you busy now?” Xiaoqing came over again and hung on him.
Tan Wenjie tried to push her away, but was defeated by Xiaoqing’s natural ability to cling to him. He couldn’t break free and could only let her take advantage of him.
“Miss Xiaoqing, men and women should not touch each other. If you don’t intend to be responsible for me, please don’t treat me lightly.”
Bai Suzhen:?
There seems to be something wrong with this line.
“Xiao Qing!” Bai Suzhen stepped forward and pulled Xiao Qing away, “We’ll take our leave first.”
Tan Wenjie nodded, without even glancing at the two of them, and turned and left.
“Sister, why are you pulling me away?” Xiaoqing twisted her body uncomfortably, feeling a little addicted.
“I’ve already said that he’s not an honest man. You can’t control him.”
The two female demons were chatting and unknowingly followed Tan Wenjie.
“Sister, this is not the way to find Xu Xian.”
Without the umbrella to borrow and without an excuse to meet again, Bai Suzhen didn’t seem to be in a hurry at all.
Although those people say that you should marry an honest man, after Bai Suzhen put herself into the role of a human being, she found that bad men are more attractive.
“Borthel?”
“He’s definitely not a good man to visit a brothel in broad daylight.” Bai Suzhen snorted coldly.
He wanted to pursue me and even came to a place like this. Not to mention that he tried to get close to me under the pretext of having a good relationship with Xiaoqing, even if he really pursued me, I would never give him a chance.
“Why isn’t he a good man?” Xiao Qing still didn’t understand. “Why are men who study good men? Are men who study and come here good or bad?”
Other men also come here, and there seems to be nothing wrong with Tan Wenjie coming here.
Bai Suzhen: “…”
The question was beyond the scope, so she pretended not to hear it.
“Let’s go invisible and follow him, so you can see his true face.”
“But sister, I just think he smells good, I don’t mind if he’s a good man or not.”
Bai Suzhen: “…”
How could she not see that Xiaoqing actually had the potential to be a good wife?
They followed Tan Wenjie into the brothel in stealth.
I don’t know when Tan Wenjie had a folding fan in his hand.
Snap it open.
There is a word “fuck” on each side.
“Sir, you haven’t been here for a long time~”
A charming woman came over, looked at his folding fan and thought to herself that he was getting straight to the point.
“Nonsense, this is my first time here.” Tan Wenjie emphasized, and turned the folding fan in his hand again, and there was the word “Cao”.
That’s right, he was almost misunderstood.
“Oh, first time is strange, second time is familiar. Which girl are you looking for here?”
“I don’t know any of them. Call those who are poor and can’t afford clothes.”
“understood.”
Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing looked at each other, confused.
Did he come here to do good?
Following Tan Wenjie upstairs into a wing room, soon four or five women in simple and cool clothes pushed open the door.
They all shouted in unison: “Young Master~” Tan Wenjie nodded: “I feel uncomfortable when I see others without clothes. Come on, turn around.”
Bai Suzhen, who was observing secretly: “…”
She felt that she should reflect on herself and wondered why she thought that such a pervert could be so kind.
“Well, you should know that this money will not be given for free. It requires hard work.”
Several people responded immediately.
Some people have already undressed and lifted up their bellybands with ease.
Tan Wenjie’s eyes widened: “What are you doing!”
“We put in the work.”
“That was not what I meant!”
His image as a gentleman must not be destroyed.
Bai Suzhen felt contempt in her heart.
Although he was scolding, his eyes were actually as big as bells, and he didn’t waste a single moment.
“Put on your clothes. I see that your life is not easy, so I hope you can help me.”
Girls, look at me and I’ll look at you.
“what should we do?”
“I brought some stuff I want you to try on.”
He took out a piece of black silk.
It’s good to be a god, otherwise it wouldn’t be easy to replicate even if you know the process steps.
Looking at them putting on stockings, Tan Wenjie nodded with satisfaction.
He gave them a few more instructions and told them to try them on while they were working and to come back tomorrow.
The two invisible snake demons: “…”
“Sister, I think he is a good man.”
“I……”
Bai Suzhen couldn’t tell what was wrong. He went to the brothel and called a few girls, did nothing for them, just gave them socks and money, and then left satisfied.
It’s just that the socks are a little weird.
She didn’t know whether he was a good person or someone with mental problems.
The two demons left the brothel.
Xiaoqing suddenly pulled Bai Suzhen beside her and said, “Sister, look, it’s Xu Xian.”
Bai Suzhen: “…”
Why didn’t she realize that Xiaoqing had such good eyesight before?
Xiaoqing was very proud.
Do you really think she can’t see it? My sister must be regretting choosing the honest man Xu Xian and falling in love with her own Tan Wenjie.
She would never share the man with her sister until she got his approval.
In the distance, Xu Xian also saw the two women. He hesitated, not knowing whether he should go forward. Suddenly, he noticed that the two were standing in front of the brothel. His face changed and he turned and left.
“Sister, Xu Xian is gone, and he looked unhappy.” Xiaoqing was puzzled.
Bai Suzhen turned her head and glanced at the brothel, where she could still hear laughter.
Looking at Xu Xian again, who seemed to be fleeing like a snake or scorpion, she felt mixed emotions.
Tan Wenjie is lustful but doesn’t care about the prostitute’s identity and goes to offer warmth. Xu Xian reads the books of sages but leaves in anger because he and Xiaoqing are standing in front of the brothel.
Not only Xu Xian was like this, I had also misunderstood Tan Wenjie before.
She should be happy at this moment that she finally looks like a human being, or like her favorite bookish and honest person. In fact, she was not happy at all.
The next morning, she went to Yue Lao Temple with Xiao Qing again, but she did not mention Xu Xian again.
She reflected on her previous choices. She heard that an honest man who read the books of sages would make a good husband, but she was a monster and could not understand the books.
Bai Suzhen looked at Tan Wenjie and took the initiative to ask, “Since Mr. Tan can help people find marriages, I wonder if you can help me?”
“Miss Bai must be joking.” Tan Wenjie shook his head. “You are so beautiful and your family is rich. The men who want to marry you can line up from here to West Lake.”
Bai Suzhen looked at Tan Wenjie and said, “I like that person but he doesn’t know I like him. Is there any way for me to marry him?”
It’s so directive that it’s hard for people to pretend not to understand.
Fortunately, Tan Wenjie had faced attacks that were more direct than hers, and he could withstand any attack no matter how strong it was. If you don’t believe me, just try to force him. His cultivation level is definitely no match for the snake demon that has cultivated for a thousand years.
Tan Wenjie gave a serious suggestion: “If you know that man’s parents, just let the matchmaker talk to his parents. With the parents’ orders and the matchmaker’s words, I guarantee you will marry him.”
“He has no father or mother.”
“So miserable?”
“Yes, and I want to get to know him and fall in love with him. Sir, do you have any ideas?”
“You can’t force relationships. I can help you two become husband and wife, but I can’t make him fall in love with you.”
He is a very principled interpreter of divination.
Until two gold ingots were placed in front of him.
“This won’t happen again!” Tan Wenjie quickly put the money away.
Bai Suzhen covered her mouth to hide her smile. Seeing that Tan Wenjie was happy to take the money, she couldn’t hate him at all.
It turns out that being honest and straightforward is more pleasing than being sanctimonious.
“I’ve been short of money lately, and Miss Bai really helped me out of my urgent need.” Tan Wenjie didn’t feel embarrassed at all, “I don’t know what that person’s personality is like, what his hobbies are, and it’s hard to help Miss Bai just by imagining.”
Bai Suzhen looked at Tan Wenjie with her eyes full of allure: “He helps people interpret fortunes at Yue Lao Temple and likes to look at women’s legs~”
Tan Wenjie was silent for a moment, then said, “Miss Bai is really good at joking.”
“Sir, do you have any solution?” she continued to ask.
“This man is handsome and dignified, has great ambitions, and will definitely not be seduced by beauty. Miss Bai should not waste her energy on him.”
“Then why are you staring at my legs?” She lifted her skirt and stretched out her white and slender calves.
The right foot in the white embroidered shoe was lifted up and rubbed on Tan Wenjie’s calf across the table.
“elder sister.”
Xiaoqing suddenly rushed out.
“What are you doing?”
“Solve the hexagram.”
Xiaoqing looked down at the foot that was slowly retracting. She just didn’t understand the common sense of the human world, which didn’t mean she was stupid. She also felt that her sister was unreasonable. She had clearly misjudged Xu Xian before and kept saying that Tan Wenjie was not good enough, but now she was competing with her.
After being unhappy, she became happy. Her sister was unwilling to share the man with her, but she was willing to share the man with her sister as long as they could stay together forever.
What could be more difficult to separate than two sisters following the same man?
Before that, she has to be her sister’s sister. Don’t think that Xiaoqing hasn’t studied it. She wants to be big.
“We’ll go first.” Bai Suzhen stood up and said, having achieved her goal.
Tan Wenjie watched the two people’s backs as they left, and thought to himself that it was fortunate that he had great self-control, because if it were an ordinary person, he would have lost control long ago.
The snake spirit is indeed fierce.
With the money given by Bai Suzhen today, Tan Wenjie hummed “Spring rain is like wine, willows are like smoke” and left with his hands behind his back.
Continue visiting the brothel!
The two women accidentally followed him again.
Xiaoqing: “Sister, he went to help others again.”
Bai Suzhen: “…”
She always felt that it was not that simple. No, she had to take another look.
However, when the two of them sneaked into the brothel, they found that the brothel women, led by the madam, almost sacrificed Tan Wenjie.
“Sir, do you still have those stockings?”
“Yes, sir, it looks stunning on you, I want a few more.”
The average order value has increased.
Tan Wenjie said: “Don’t worry, I have arranged for production and distribution as soon as possible to ensure that everyone can wear and tear at the same time.”
“How can we tear it when it’s so expensive?” said a lady.
Tan Wenjie shook his head: “You don’t understand. We just have to tear it apart. As for the cost and price, I believe those customers are willing to pay for it themselves.”
“Young Master is so talented~!”
As an outstanding contributor to the brothel economy, Tan Wenjie not only ate and drank for free, but also had people volunteering to do the same.
They won’t lose out in any way as he is so handsome.
It can be said that everyone is scrambling to be the first.
Xiaoqing was having fun while Bai Suzhen was gritting her teeth in dissatisfaction.
As she often said, she has transformed into a human, but Xiaoqing is still a demon.
She has the jealousy that people have, but Xiaoqing doesn’t.
Tan Wenjie, who always adheres to the style of a gentleman, rejected their advances.
We all do business. I sell stockings and you pay me. It’s a win-win cooperation. Now you suddenly force me to sell you services. What’s going on?
Barter doesn’t work for Brother Jie.
Bai Suzhen’s expression looked better then. As expected, the man fell in love with her. He could be considered qualified.
Another day, Xiaoqing was crawling around on the beams of her house, unable to rest for a moment.
Bai Suzhen suddenly counted with her fingers and said with a smile, “He’s here.”
“Who?” Xiaoqing tilted her head.
“The one who returned the umbrella, there were also uninvited guests.”
In front of the Bai Mansion.
Tan Wenjie exclaimed: “What a big house.”
Such a big house appeared out of nowhere. The locals are not fools and they must know that something is wrong here. Even before Tan Wenjie came, they had heard many people say that there was a monster here.
It’s so hard to play dumb.
(End of this chapter)