“This is indeed my high school life. When I wrote it, I was in a bad mood because I had just broken up with my boyfriend, so I wrote it a little too much. If you are satisfied, teacher, I will rewrite it.” Kyosuke admitted his mistake very frankly.

“Kousaka, this is your second time recently. It was the same at the end of last semester. This is not your first offense, so I can’t let you off so easily. As for you, Hikigaya. The purpose of the assignment I gave you is to review your own high school life. I didn’t ask you to make a criminal declaration on behalf of others.”

“Then please tell me clearly in advance, if that’s the case I will definitely write a perfect essay that meets your expectations.”

“Don’t play tricks on me, kid.”

“Kids? Indeed, judging from Hiratsuka-sensei’s age, we are kids.”

Before Hachiman could finish his words, he felt a gust of wind blowing past his ears.

It was a fist. A fist as big as a casserole.

“Hey, Hikigaya-san, do you also like to do that with Kousaka-san? You are such a masochist. I am worried about your future~”

This woman was serious. Hachiman easily read her thoughts.

“I’m sorry, I’ll rewrite the essay like Kyousuke did.”

“Really? Both of you are like this. Do you two have no friends?” Xiao Jing was really troubled by these two problem students. These two children were not stupid, but they had a hard time building good relationships with their peers in interpersonal communication.

After hearing what Xiaojing said, Kyosuke and Hachiman pinched their chins and thought for a while, then pointed at each other at the same time.

“Yes, the dead fish eye next to it.”

Then Xiaojing killed both of them with one hand knife each.

“Don’t give me the cold shoulder.”

“No, we are close friends.” The two people denied it in unison.

Xiao Jing was overwhelmed by the shamelessness of the two people. She took out a pack of almost flattened Seven Star cigarettes from her pocket, which was about to be burst by her breasts, with some difficulty, took out a cigarette and put it in her mouth.

Just when Xiaojing was about to take out a lighter from her white coat, Kyosuke naturally took out a lighter from his pocket, bent down and lit a cigarette for Xiaojing.

Hachiman was somewhat surprised at Kyosuke’s skillful movements. Judging from his appearance, it was obvious that he had done this more than once.

“Hmm?” Xiao Jing was a little surprised at Kyosuke’s skillful technique. Kyosuke’s technique was obviously the kind that was specially used to light cigarettes for others, otherwise the angle of the hand that protected the fire would not be slightly towards himself. This was obviously because he was afraid that the cigarette would choke him after it was lit. And although the lighter that the other party used to light the cigarette was not a high-end product, it was much better than his own 100-yuan lighter.

“You are very skilled, boy.”

Uh, oops, I just lit Xiaojing’s cigarette out of habit. Kyosuke was a little embarrassed. The past month’s experience made him habitually help Xiaojing light up when he saw her wanting to smoke.

“Kousaka, you’re not smoking secretly, are you?” Xiaojing exhaled the smoke and finally looked at Kyosuke seriously.

“No, no. I just have the habit of lighting cigarettes for my father. This time I just wanted to please Mr. Hiratsuka, so please be merciful and let me go.” Kyosuke looked at Xiaojing with an almost flattering smile.

Hachiman next to him felt like he was going to vomit because of Kyosuke’s disgusting tone. What are you doing? Can you please speak properly and just plead for yourself, what about me?

“Don’t try these crooked tricks.” Xiao Jing patted Kyosuke’s head, thought for a moment and said, “I remember that neither of you participated in club activities, right?”

“No.” Hachiman answered honestly.

“Wait, teacher, you don’t want us to join some weird club, do you?” Kyosuke guessed what Xiaojing was thinking when she asked. What a joke, he didn’t want to stay with that weird flat-chested girl. If it was her mother, she would consider it. If it really didn’t work, her sister could make do. During the spring break, Haruno took care of his business several times, and Kyosuke felt much better about her than Yukino.

Xiao Jing realized that Kyosuke saw through her thoughts and snorted in dissatisfaction, and said, “Why? Are you dissatisfied with my punishment decision?”

“Well, I still have to work and don’t have time to participate in activities.”

“I remember that you don’t have to attend your part-time job every day. I allow you to take leave during the days you work, but you must attend the rest of the time.” Xiaojing directly rejected Kyosuke’s reason.

“Um, can you give me some other punishment?” Kyosuke felt that he could still save himself.

“How about I read your composition in front of the whole class? I recite your masterpiece by the great writer Takasaka with considerable emotion.”

“Please let me join the club!”

Kyosuke immediately got up from his seat and prayed to Xiaojing.

This is not cowardice, this is following your heart. Kneeling there, Kyousuke kept hypnotizing himself.

Chapter 4: Kyosuke: I want a mother, a sister, not a sister

“Wait…wait a minute. Why can’t you, Kyosuke, be publicly executed? It’s really unfair that only my article is read.” Hachiman felt that such a “good thing” as reading articles should not be enjoyed by only him, and he had to drag Kyosuke into it no matter what.

“Stop talking nonsense, you’re nothing but a penguin. Anyway, you can only embarrass yourself in the office, right? I’m going to embarrass myself in front of the whole class!” Kyosuke noticed this guy’s bad mentality of just wanting to watch the fun and make trouble, so how could he succeed in such a thing.

“If you know it’s embarrassing, don’t write this kind of article. If you have the guts, let me see your article, and then we’ll be even.”

“Shouldn’t everyone who can get ashore at this time be a winner?” Kyosuke was completely unmoved. If Hachiman read this article, he would probably never have a chance to raise his head in his life. It’s better to get rid of this dark history as soon as possible. I will burn it when I get it back from Xiaojing.

“You two idiots, if you want to quarrel, go outside.” Xiao Jing’s voice became low again, as if she was annoyed by these two funny guys.

“I’m sorry, we are reflecting on this.” Kyousuke and Hachiman immediately stood up again.

Xiao Jing thought for a while and exhaled a puff of smoke, as if she had made up her mind. She looked at the two and said, “Here, rewrite your essays. Kosaka, this is not your first offense, so write two.”

“Yes.” Kyosuke’s current idea is that as long as Xiaojing doesn’t recite this piece of shit in front of the whole class, it would be fine even if she writes 5 articles.

“Also, you must join a club. Don’t worry, it’s not some suspicious club, it’s just a ‘service activity’ for you to participate in.”

Kyosuke knew what the other party was saying, but he didn’t say anything. However, when he saw Hachiman’s hesitant expression, he knew that the other party must have thought of something bad.

“Service activities…what are we going to do?” Hachiman finally couldn’t help himself. After all, if he had to wear a maid uniform to serve something, he would rather read it aloud in front of the whole school.

Kyosuke saw what the other person was thinking, and put his hands together with a kind smile on his face: “Don’t worry, Hachiman. If I really want you to dress up as a woman and serve those burly boys from the sports club, I will definitely leave you there alone and run away.”

“Kyosuke…you really are…wait a minute, you are planning to sell me out, right?” Hachiman, who was originally moved by Kyosuke’s expression, became furious the moment he heard what he said.

“Yeah, that’s right.”

“You guy… do you want to fight?” Hachiman gritted his teeth at Kyosuke.

“Come on, who’s afraid of who? How about we fight in the courtyard?” Kyosuke secretly winked at Hachiman.

“Okay, let’s go.” Hachiman understood what Kyosuke meant, and they pulled each other and were about to walk out of the office. Before Xiaojing could react to what the two were up to, Kyosuke secretly took away their essays.

“You two…are you looking for death?”

Just when the two were only one step away from the office door, Xiaojing finally reacted. She slammed the desk hard to prevent the two idiots from escaping the office.

Xiao Jing held a nearly finished cigarette in her mouth and looked at the two with murderous eyes: “If you two dare to escape, I will distribute your essays for free at the school gate tomorrow. Don’t worry, I have copies, so you don’t have to hide your essays behind your back, Kosaka.”

Hachiman turned around and saw that the table had sunk in, and his eyes twitched. Kyosuke said “huh” quietly to express his reluctance to fail in his escape plan.

“Come with me.” Xiao Jing pressed the empty cigarette into the ashtray that was almost overflowing, then stood up and walked past the two of them to the office door.

Xiao Jing took two steps out of the office and found Kyosuke and Hachiman still standing there in a daze, so she raised her eyebrows and glared at them, urging them: “Why don’t you follow me quickly? Didn’t you want to leave the office just now?”

Kyosuke and Hachiman looked at each other helplessly, sighed together, and hurriedly caught up with Xiaojing.

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When Xiaojing walked in the corridor between the school teaching building and the special building, Kyosuke and Hachiman followed behind. Kyosuke, who had completely given up struggling, began to think about the completely insignificant problem that Xiaojing could make crisp “click, click” sounds on the floor even though she was not wearing high heels.

Hachiman seemed to be trying to put up a final struggle. He said timidly, “Um… Mr. Hiratsuka, my waist is not very good, so moving things…”

Xiao Jing said without even turning her head: “Don’t worry, I’m not asking you to do hard labor. If I really wanted to do hard work, I wouldn’t ask you two to come.”

“We’re here.” Xiao Jing stopped in front of a classroom with no words on the sign. It seemed to be an empty classroom that had not yet been used.

Kyousuke, who already knew who was inside, was about to make his final struggle, “Xiao Jing, I have a disease called ‘I will die if I walk into an empty classroom’, so can I stay outside?”

“Don’t call me Shizuka! And are you a sniper from the Kusanagi Pirates? Look at the length of your nose before you lie!”

So you are also reading boys’ comics… Kyosuke raised his eyebrows. He felt that he seemed to have new information to please Xiaojing.

Shizuka Hiratsuka ignored the two idiots behind her and opened the door. Hachiman poked his head in and looked inside curiously, while Kyosuke followed Shizuka into the classroom.

Kyosuke walked in and took a look at this abandoned classroom that was completely used as a warehouse. In the back half, unused desks and chairs were piled up in a mess. Judging from the dust on them, it seemed that they had not been used for a while. Of course, the most eye-catching thing was the beautiful girl Yukinoshita Yukino, who was sitting on a chair in the middle of the classroom reading a book.

However, Kyosuke was in no mood to appreciate the famous painting titled “Girl Reading in the Setting Sun”. Instead, he walked to the corner where the tables were stacked, picked up a chair with less dust, moved it to the other side of the classroom, and took out a tissue to wipe the chair.

When Yukino noticed someone coming in, she marked it with a bookmark in the novel, then raised her head to look at who came in. She glanced at Xiaojing with a helpless look, and looked at Hachiman at the door with some curiosity. When she saw Kyosuke wiping the chair there, she frowned and showed an expression of disgust.

Yukino finally turned her gaze back to Shizuka and asked, “Teacher Hiratsuka, I must have told you many times that you should knock before entering. Could you please obey that?”

Xiao Jing seemed very casual: “It’s too troublesome. Even if I knock, you won’t come to open the door.”

Yukino was a little dissatisfied with Shizuka’s answer, “This is a matter of basic courtesy, Hiratsuka-sensei. And every time the teacher comes in before I respond.”

Yukino looked past Xiaojing and looked at Hachiman again. She looked at him with a cold gaze and asked, “Who is this person with dull eyes? Is he the client brought by the teacher?”

Hiratsuka Shizuka found that Yukino completely ignored Kyosuke who had already wiped the chair and sat down. Generally speaking, compared to Hachiman who was standing at the door, Kyosuke who walked in and performed a series of actions should attract more attention.

“Yukinoshita, do you know Kousaka?”

“If Mr. Hiratsuka is asking about this person sitting there like a goose, then I guess we know each other. After all, we were classmates in the third year of junior high school.”

“Really? So we were classmates. That’s great. This is Hikigaya Hachiman. Like Kousaka, he wants to join the club.”

Hachiman naturally introduced himself after being introduced by Shizuka. He nodded to Yukino and said, “Hello, I’m Hachiman Hikigaya from Class F, Year 2. Um…wait! Mr. Hiratsuka, you mean joining a club, right?” Is there a club here? Hachiman didn’t finish the second half of the question because Yukino interrupted him.

“I don’t agree. I will never let this scumbag join my club.” Yukino pointed at Kyosuke and said firmly.

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Chapter 5 Xiao Jing: How can you call it eavesdropping on the teacher? It’s called caring for students

After hearing Yukino’s objection, Kyosuke quickly stood up and said to Shizuka with a happy expression: “Look, Mr. Hiratsuka, Yukinoshita doesn’t welcome me, so I’d better leave early. Although I’m sorry that I can’t join the club, I will still make up for the composition. That’s it-ah!”

Kyousuke narrowly avoided Xiaojing’s straight punch. “It’s very dangerous!”

“Kousaka, you don’t think you can avoid punishment like this, do you?”

Although Kyosuke really wanted to nod, but looking at the female Tyrannosaurus that was about to show her power, Kyosuke rationally chose to follow his heart.

“Yukinoshita, I don’t know what misunderstanding you have with Kosaka, but according to school rules, a club can only be formed with at least 5 people. Now you only have 1 person here, if you don’t have 3 official members before the middle of the month, you will be disbanded. And even if you add these two people, if you don’t find 2 more members by the end of the semester, then the fate of the club will still be disbanded at the beginning of the next semester. I’m really doing you a big favor.”

Yukino stroked her long black hair and said nonchalantly, “It doesn’t matter. This place wasn’t established with club funds anyway, so whether it can become a formal club is not an important issue at all. What’s more, I will never agree to a scumbag who slaps girls to join my club.”

When Kyosuke heard what Yukino said, a “井” character appeared on his forehead. He glared back, not willing to be outdone: “I was just teaching a lesson to an unfilial daughter who didn’t know how to respect her mother. If this is considered a scumbag, then isn’t that unfilial daughter even worse than a scumbag?”

“Ah, what a sharp-tongued scumbag.” Yukino’s expression froze, and she retorted to Kyosuke, “Then does this scumbag know that his behavior of destroying other people’s families is, to some extent, a crime?”

“So, are you two familiar with each other?” Hachiman looked at Kyousuke and Yukino arguing with each other. He felt that these two people should not only be former classmates as Yukinoshita said just now, but also something must have happened recently. I didn’t expect that Kyousuke, a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, would betray our revolution and join the team of Xianmichi!

“No, we are not familiar with each other at all.”

No way. Seeing the two people answering in unison, Hachiman and Xiaojing thought in tacit understanding.