Chapter 5 Buddha: I don’t burn incense on normal days, but you want me to be tough when something happens?

See the comments posted by netizens in the live broadcast room.

Liu Qiang’s face turned blue and red.

He explained awkwardly: “If I had known the consequences would be like this, I would not have taken advantage of this small opportunity. I will never pick up money again.”

Su Chen nodded and said, “It’s human nature, I understand.”

[No merit, no reward, so people never lie to me! ]

【If you are greedy for small gains, you will suffer big losses! 】

[Don’t mention money, it’s best not to pick up other things. ]

[Speaking of this, I remember a news report about a worker who picked up a metal chain and put it in his trouser pocket. It turned out to be radioactive. The man had to have his limb amputated to save his life.]

[Oh my god, this is so scary! ]

Seeing everyone’s panic, Su Chen said again: “Don’t be afraid, the money for buying life is usually folded together, or has words written on it, and is tied with silk thread.”

Netizens in the live broadcast room immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

[I have an idea. What if the things inside are blown away by the wind and only the money is left? ]

[The above person has a very strong imagination, which is suitable for writing novels. 】

[That means heaven and earth will not allow it, so the law has been broken. ]

Seeing the comments, Su Chen said calmly: “You’re right. There are many ways to throw money. For example, some are thrown at intersections, some are thrown at hospitals, and some are directly written with a certain number of days of your life to be bought.”

“So in the future, it’s best for everyone not to pick up any coins. If you do pick up any coins by accident, spend them immediately or put the money in a donation box at a temple or Taoist temple.”

When netizens heard this, they nodded repeatedly.

【Buddha: Thank you. 】

[Buddha: I don’t burn incense on weekdays, but you let me fight when something happens? ]

[What does it mean to let the Buddha fight with them? This means that the Buddha can determine whether the other party has affinity with Buddhism.]

[As long as I have one, Buddha won’t lack one, hahaha.]

Netizens were happy, but Liu Qiang, the person involved, was scared to death.

“Master, then…what should I do? I’m still young and haven’t lived enough.”

After all, he was the one who picked up the money, so he had no time to joke.

He really hated himself now. Why did he try to take advantage of others? Now he has lost his life.

Su Chen: “It’s okay, just donate the money to the merit box in the temple, and then get more sun recently to get rid of the negative energy.”

Liu Qiang hesitated and asked, “Is that all?”

Su Chen nodded. “What else? If you feel uneasy, just copy the Heart Sutra a hundred times.”

“Master, thank you.”

After that, his screen went black.

[It is also this person’s fate to be able to connect with Master Su. ]

[Yes, otherwise you wouldn’t even know how you died.]

[If everything is fine now, I really want to thank you for saving my life! ]

[Hahaha, at first I thought I had picked up something incredible. I was wondering how many years I would be sentenced to.]

[How many years will you be sentenced for picking up money? ]

【By the way, what legal things are illegal? 】

[Driving and drinking are legal, but putting them together is not legal. ]

Su Chen found this comment a little funny.

He is only responsible for fortune-telling, not a judge.

None of this is his business.

However, Su Chen still answered the netizens’ questions seriously:
“Picking up things is not illegal in the legal sense, but I don’t recommend it!”

Many netizens in the live broadcast room burst out laughing.

[Even if you advocate it, we dare not do it. ]

[If you don’t do it right, you’ll die. ]

[This is such a life-threatening blessing, who would dare to do this? ]

“Many times greed is just a fleeting thing, I hope everyone can keep their original intentions.”

[Definitely!]

[Um, if the money picker didn’t meet the anchor, would he really die? ]

Su Chen shrugged, smiling: “Who knows.”

[Wow, you must know, but you just don’t want to say it, right! ]

[How scary! If I let the anchor tell my fortune, I feel like he knows everything I think.] Su Chen smiled and pointed at the title of the live broadcast room.

“Two thousand for one divination, every divination is accurate, you can’t afford to suffer a loss, you can’t afford to be fooled.”

“Only three divinations are counted per day. There is only one spot left. First come, first served.”

Three times is enough, after all, he still has other things to do.

Accumulating merit is one thing, but he also needs to leave time for cultivation.

As netizens spread the word.

There are already tens of thousands of people in the live broadcast room.

Soon, gift special effects filled the live broadcast room screen.

Su Chen saw that the person who sent the gift was nicknamed “Little Fairy”.

【The fairy sends a carnival】

【The fairy sends a carnival】

【The fairy sends a carnival】

As if to attract everyone’s attention, the little fairy gave away three carnivals one by one.

This big move shocked everyone in the live broadcast room.

[Wow, who is this? So generous. ]

[I don’t know, judging by her name, she must be a beautiful and wealthy woman.]

【Rich lady, look at me! 】

[Tsk tsk, here comes another sucker. ]

[There are so many rich people, why can’t there be one more me? ]

Su Chen raised his eyebrows frivolously when he saw the three carnival gifts displayed in the background.

Big customer!

Su Chen ignored the netizens who were making witty comments in the live broadcast room.

Although he was very excited inside, he appeared calm on the surface.

“Hello, fairy. I’m good at reading faces. You can send me a photo of yourself without makeup, or just show your face on the mic.”

Little Fairy: [Host, I am actually very satisfied with my current life. I don’t have anything to calculate. The gift is just a reward for you.]

See the full screen of gift special effects.

The barrage was shocked.

[Internet users nowadays are really rich, they can easily give gifts worth tens of thousands of dollars, but I am still a poor office worker. ]

[Rich sister, if it doesn’t count, can you give me the chance? ]

[Me, me, me, I want the rich sister too. ]

Su Chen didn’t care. If the other person didn’t want to be with him/her, then forget it. He would just wait for the right person.

However, the netizen named Little Fairy changed her mind for some reason.

[How about you, host, please calculate it for me. ]

The little fairy applied for a live broadcast.

Su Chen approved the application.

A chubby face appeared on the screen, with curved eyebrows and eyes that looked like crescent moons when he smiled.

The girl was in her early twenties, with small braids hanging behind her ears.

The girl waved at the screen. “Hello, anchor.”

That infectious smile immediately excited many of the audience.

【What a beautiful lady! 】

[I asked directly, “Wife, are you married?”

[The guy above is so vulgar, calling a pretty girl his wife when he sees her, how shameless. 】

[Beautiful women and handsome men in the same frame, it’s so pleasing to the eyes! ]

Su Chen admitted that he was a bit obsessed with looks.

When he saw this girl, the smile on his face unconsciously became wider and deeper.

“Hello, what’s your name?” Su Chen.

“Just call me Xiao Jing. You are awesome, host. I never believed this before, but I believe it today.”

Xiao Jing blinked and said seriously.

“Just now I saw that you could tell their pasts by looking at their faces. Why don’t you tell me about mine too?”

(End of this chapter)