Chapter 386: Anchor, please stop scolding (please vote and subscribe~)

As miserable as her divorce was, she feels relieved now.

Especially after the anchor said that her ex-husband’s entire family would be imprisoned, she wanted to go out and set off firecrackers.

Baby Chuchu was so angry. Why did that woman get all the good things while she had to end up in jail?
At this moment, the door behind me opened and a bearded man walked in. “Wife, my card has been frozen. Can you still transfer money now?”

“What are you doing? It’s all your fault. You lied to me and said you were buying art for me, but you ended up helping me launder money!”

Baby Chuchu roared loudly.

The man was stunned for a moment, and asked in surprise: “You just found out? I thought you knew it a long time ago. Otherwise, do you really think that you can make more money by doing nothing but transferring money than working?”

When netizens heard this, they almost died of laughter.

It seems like a wave of sincere answers, but in fact it has revealed the intelligence of baby Chuchu.

[Hahahaha, I am dying of laughter, this is a language attack! ]

[But many men like this kind of idiots. Smart men dislike those who are too capable and prefer those who know nothing and can do nothing. ]

【Man: This is the first time I know that you still have brains. 】

Chu Chu Baby continued to scold: “If you had told me earlier, I would definitely not do this with you. You are killing me! Do you know that this is against the law and you will go to jail!”

The man looked nonchalant, “Why panic? When they investigate, it will be seen that we are doing normal transactions. At most, it just looks like there is a premium. As long as the buyer is willing, no one can interfere.”

“Well, let’s go to the police station and talk to them and unfreeze the card first.”

“Why are you still standing there like an idiot? Hurry up and change your clothes. Brother Hao is waiting for me to get his e-cigarette.”

“You don’t know, but sales have been booming lately. They made 20 in one night yesterday. I plan to get more today, and then I’ll take you and the kids on a trip abroad in a while.”

Hearing this, Baby Chuchu remembered that she was still in the live broadcast room and quickly hung up the call.

The netizens and Internet police who were listening attentively were stunned.

【Oh my, the performance came to me on my own initiative. 】

[Sister 3, hang up! What kind of cigarette is this? You can make so much money in one night. I feel like it’s not a real cigarette.]

[Is this the kind you hold in your mouth? I saw someone smoking this kind of e-cigarette while playing games in a script-killing store. I heard there are various flavors. ]

[No, no matter if it is a drug or not, it is illegal to make and trade tobacco privately. It is really a criminal offense! ]

[Internet police: His eyes lit up, this is a big fish.]

Who would have thought that a simple gossip about cheating and meddling could become such a big scandal.

But what on earth is the electronic cigarette that the man is talking about? Could it be that…

There’s no way, I’m just too curious.

This time, Su Chen did not go off the air directly, but explained: “It is not a poison, but a component similar to anesthetics. Long-term or excessive use is very harmful to the human body.”

“If it’s mild, you will be immune to anesthesia during future surgeries. If it’s severe, you’ll experience dizziness, vomiting, hallucinations, respiratory arrest, and other symptoms that can lead to death.”

“So when you go out to play, be careful not to eat or drink anything that is out of your sight.”

Many people have never had any major surgery in their lives and don’t know much about anesthetics.

However, many people who had undergone surgery or been under general anesthesia immediately began to share their experiences.

[I don’t know what general anesthesia feels like. I fell asleep during the operation and was finally woken up by the doctor. Fortunately, it was a regular hospital, otherwise I would have been at the mercy of others.]

[I had an appendectomy surgery under general anesthesia. When I woke up in the middle of the surgery, I heard the sound of the knife cutting my flesh and the doctor chatting.]

[After the anesthesia, I played mahjong for several hours in my dream. The doctor woke me up with a slap. I said I was still playing mahjong. My husband laughed to death. ] [Fuck, I was under general anesthesia before, and I kept praising the doctor for being so handsome and said I would sleep with him. My husband listened awkwardly outside the door. ]

[After I was under general anesthesia, I thought the doctor was my husband and asked him why he didn’t kiss me and whether he loved me anymore, hahaha.]

[I work in anesthesia. After waking up, a young lady lay on the bed and made a heart shape with her hands to me. While doing so, she said, “Thank you, doctor, you are so cute.” Another big brother, who might be a leader, kept saying in a daze, “You guys must work hard. Only when you do a good job can you do blah blah.” Then we doctors and nurses all cooperated and said, “As promised, leader, we will complete the work.”]

[Don’t mention it. After the operation, we have to take inventory of the medication. When we do the inventory, if one anesthetic is missing, everyone has to go through the trash can until they find it.]

[I had a minor surgery, it was fine, I just slept like a drowsy sleep, I didn’t do anything. ]

Among them, some people have no feelings towards anesthetics.

But when I see these people talking about it, it’s so fun and so socially dead.

Many netizens said: If that day really comes, please bury me directly.

In any case, with the help of these people, many people know that this is a controlled item.

Although it is not considered poisonous, it is not much better. If you are even slightly affected by it, you will go to jail.

Seeing this, the Internet police were very pleased, but they still issued a lot of warm reminders.

Su Chen: “In addition, I would like to remind everyone: Don’t believe in pie in the sky. Before you get the pie, at least ask yourself: Do you deserve it? How come such a good thing happened to you?”

“With your ability, do you deserve this pie?”

The netizens who were laughing wildly just now suddenly stopped.

[Anchor, if you keep scolding me, I will kneel down and beg you to stop scolding me.]

[Stop scolding me, I was wrong.]

[Master, because of you, there are many new people in the cell. ]

When Chu Chu baby and her husband were arguing at home, there was a knock on the door…

Su Chen said goodbye tomorrow.

Just when I was about to exit, the barrage in the live broadcast room kept refreshing.

[Hubby, please don’t leave. How can I live without you? 】

[Master Su, I’m an old fan, but I haven’t drawn a lucky bag once. It’s too hard to get one. What if something happens? ]

[Me too, I had something important to ask the anchor, but unfortunately the anchor didn’t reply to my message, and I couldn’t get a chance to connect.]

After seeing these comments, Su Chen thought about it and realized that with tens of millions of people competing for three spots, it really requires a lot of luck.

But his energy is limited. Even if he counts day and night, he cannot count so many people.

After thinking about it, I decided to give those who have something to do a chance: “If anyone needs it, you can send me a private message in the background, and I will take a look when I am free.”

[Really? Does that mean that as long as there is something going on, even if you don’t get a connection, you still have a chance to have your fortune told, right? ]

Su Chen smiled and said, “Yes.”

【Ahhh, that’s great, this gives me a better chance. 】

[I really have something to say, I hope others won’t post it randomly. ]

[It makes sense. Don’t post it randomly if you don’t have anything to do with it. Please give the opportunity to those who need it, like me! ]

(End of this chapter)