I asked you to tell fortunes live, are you trying to snatch people from the King of Hell?
Chapter 3 You’re spending money wrongly, and you’re asking me what to do
Chapter 3 You’re spending money wrongly, and you’re asking me what to do
As soon as the Chief came online, his fans received a reminder.
Isn’t it not live streaming anymore?
Why go online?
Fans full of curiosity came to the live broadcast room.
Fans were stunned to see the Chief connecting with someone.
[Chief, didn’t you say you were tired and wanted to rest? ]
[You’re still live streaming quietly, do you think the money is too much? ]
[Chief, are you afraid that we will stop looking at you when we see the handsome guy? ]
[Chief, who is this handsome guy? Introduce him to us and we will forgive you. ]
[Ahhh, this anchor is so handsome, are you sure you are not mistaken, shouldn’t this be on the appearance channel? Fortune-telling is such a feudal superstition, if you report it, you will really be arrested. ]
The Chief didn’t expect his fans to come so quickly. Are they so free?
Chief: “This is the first time I’ve seen this anchor. Didn’t I tell you before that I couldn’t sleep well? I just wanted to see what’s going on.”
The chief looked helpless when he saw the barrage.
My grandfather passed away more than half a year ago. He was at school far away at the time, so our family didn’t notify him.
It happened to be the Qingming holiday, so he came back on behalf of his whole family to pay homage.
Who would have thought that after he came back from worshipping, he would be scolded by his grandfather when he went to sleep at night. He thought that his grandfather had no money to spend.
The next day, I bought several more stacks of paper money to burn.
As a result, root does nothing!
His grandfather still came to scold him on time every night, and he was about to collapse.
After Su Chen heard this, he used the Eye of Samsara to look at the other party and said:
“Tell me first, how do you worship?”
The chief looked confused: “How else can we worship? It’s just like everyone else.”
“I just bought several stacks of Tiandi Bank paper money, candles, fruit and roast chicken.
In addition to these, I reluctantly bought some Gualv lychees, thinking that the elderly down there would have nothing to eat, so I wanted to let them have a taste of the freshness too. “
The barrage exploded instantly.
[Damn, it’s green? ? This worship standard is a bit high. ]
[Tsk tsk tsk, this is really valuable!!!]
[You shouldn’t do that. You are so filial, but the old man still scolds you? ]
[This grandpa has a bit of a sharp tongue! ]
[Did they visit the wrong grave? I see people making this mistake every Qingming Festival.]
[Last year, my family and another family visited a grave together, and both families claimed it was their own ancestor’s grave. As a result, the two families had a fight on the spot.]
[I am so happy to laugh. How could someone not be able to find the grave of their ancestors? Hahahaha]
[Don’t laugh above, a group of people lead the way when going up the mountain, this is a basic practice in Guangdong and Guangxi. ]
[It’s normal actually. Sometimes even our parents can’t find their parents, let alone us young people.]
[There really is a mistake. My sister’s husband’s family went to the grave during the Chinese New Year. They prepared all the incense, candles and offerings, but only after they finished worshipping did they realize they had gone to the wrong grave.]
Netizens in the live broadcast room talked about the ugly things they did when worshipping their ancestors.
“It’s impossible to visit the wrong grave. This is absolutely impossible!”
“I went there with my family during Chinese New Year, how could I have made a mistake?”
The chief shook his head like a rattle.
Are you kidding? He must be so blind that he even visited the wrong grave of his own grandfather.
“I didn’t worship the wrong grave, but I burned the wrong money!” Su Chen.
“Can paper money be burned incorrectly?” the chief asked in surprise.
“There are etiquettes for burning paper money. Do you think you can just do it casually?” Su Chen.
【Why don’t I understand a bit? 】
[Isn’t it burned like this now? ]
[Yes, aren’t they all the hundreds of millions of ghost money from the Tiandi Bank? There are also US dollars and British pounds. There must be one that can be used. ]
“You burned the paper money incorrectly. Your grandfather can’t receive the incense and offerings, so he has no money to spend in the underworld. Plus, you’re weak, so he’ll naturally come after you.”
“Paper money must be made of yellow straw paper and folded gold ingots. Only after they are burned to ashes can the deceased receive them. Those printed with US dollars and RMB are just novelties and cannot be received by the ancestors.
Incense, in addition to paper money and candles, of course, must be incense. Light three incense sticks in the middle of the tomb. With incense, the ancestors can enjoy the filial piety of their descendants. Light three incense sticks and burn some paper money on the side to invite the lonely ghosts around.
Otherwise, those wild ghosts wandering in the world without food or water will rob us of the money we burn for our ancestors.”
“Then what I burned before is useless?” There was a hint of expectation in the chief’s eyes.
“It’s useless!” Su Chen cut off his hope without hesitation.
[It’s just burning paper, but there are so many things to pay attention to. 】
[When I was a kid, my grandfather bought yellow straw paper and made paper money by himself, but he has passed away now.]
[You can go to a store that sells incense, candles, and all kinds of paper money. ]
[I have to tell my parents right away and burn the incense for my ancestors again. I don’t want to be scolded in the middle of the night.]
[Dad: My dear son, you are so filial! ]
Netizens in the live broadcast room couldn’t help but sigh.
[I see, your grandfather is short of money and is anxious! ]
[No wonder they say money makes the world go round. Ghosts really do lack money! ]
[I heard that burning paper money has become popular overseas as well. The demand is outstripping the supply. There are even people on YouTube who teach people how to burn it.]
[Don’t blame me for being poor. It turns out that I didn’t burn the right paper money for my ancestors, so they definitely didn’t bless me. ]
[I will spend money on a house and a car every month. If I can’t afford one while I’m alive, I’ll have one after I die.]
If I hadn’t told my fortune today, I would probably have continued to make mistakes.
The chief blinked and felt a headache when he thought of the scene in his dream where his grandfather scolded him.
He asked nervously, “What would happen if I didn’t find you today?”
Su Chen comforted him, “It’s nothing, after all, they are all family members, they won’t harm you. But their life down there will be hard.”
“So what should I do now?”
“What do you say we should do if your grandfather can’t get the money?” Su Chen was speechless.
“I understand. I’ll buy some new paper money and go to the grave now.”
The chief said this and was about to stand up.
Suddenly he stopped again and said, “Host, it’s already past Qingming Festival. If I burn this, will my grandfather still be able to receive it?”
Su Chen smiled slightly: “As long as it is cooked right, any time is fine.”
“Okay, I’ll go right away.”
I don’t know whether I should believe it or not, but it doesn’t hurt to give it a try.
After saying that, he hung up in a hurry.
Su Chen was the only one left on the screen.
Netizens are still not satisfied.
[It’s so funny, I thought it was a horror live broadcast, but it turned out to be a comedy live broadcast room. ]
[Wrong, this is a live broadcast room for popularizing traditional culture! ]
[Mom asked me what I was writing, and I said I was writing about how to get rich. ]
[Since ghost money doesn’t work, then buy some paper money and burn it for three days and three nights! When I get down, I can at least get the title of the richest man or something.]
[The above person is overthinking. Who knows, by then, inflation may have already occurred. ]
[Alas, I’d better work harder. If you want to live a good life, you can’t live without money, whether you are a human or a ghost. ]
Su Chen looked at the barrage and sneered.
“There are still two spots left. Does anyone want to count?”
The voice just fell.
A netizen named Yangguang gave a gift as a reward.
【Sunshine sends rocket X2】
Netizens in the live broadcast room.
[I didn’t expect there are still so many rich people online, giving rewards whenever they want.]
[Not including me, a poor person. ]
[Poor +1]
(End of this chapter)