I am out of control, I don’t have a pattern
Chapter 189 The Dark Goblin King
Chapter 189 The Dark Goblin King
With the last signal jammer disguised as a decorative light on a tree, Li Fazhu calculated the approximate combat range based on the equipment distribution map.
“Fuck, I’m really convinced! This is really the ‘Houlang Building’! Old Han, it’s really…”
“What the hell did you call me?”
“Old Han?”
“Are you really out of your mind?”
Han Zitong, who was lying in the private room of Gyeongbokgung Palace waiting for the technician, picked up a towel and threw it at Master Li. “My fucking surname is Zhao, Zhao, money, grandson, and Li’s Zhao! Your fucking surname is Qian, Zhao, money, grandson, and Li’s Qian!”
“…”
Knowing that he was in the wrong, Li Fazhu was speechless. It was not until the foreman “Sai Geun-hye” came in with a group of Korean girls that he felt relieved. “Old Zhao, it really is that place.”
“When you’re out having fun, just be focused, be serious, and relax. You’re out here for a massage and you’re still thinking about your work, are you a fussy person? How about this, I’ll call you a car and take you to the park to dance square dance, is that okay with you?”
“Okay, okay…just pretend I didn’t say anything, just pretend I didn’t say anything, is that ok?”
“I’ll fucking come out with you next time, and my fucking last name will be Qian.”
Han Zitong stood up and said to “Sai Jinhui”, “Change me to a private room. It’s really unlucky to be in the same room with this unlucky thing!!”
“Please wait a moment, VIP. How about we change you to the luxurious room of Mudan Peak?”
“It’s all right.”
“Dear guest, please come in, I will lead the way for you…”
Snapped!
Han Zitong, who followed him out, raised his hand and slapped the foreman’s small butt, which made all the girls’ hearts tremble.
This is a big boss who recharged to become a “Diamond VIP” on the first day he came. He tried all the packages and was really generous.
After Han Zitong left, Li Fazhu was still lying there wondering why his stupid boss was actually going to blow up the computer room of the “Houlang Building”.
too crazy! ! !
For this operation, the stupid boss must have come to Beidu in advance to scout the place. Although I don’t know when, he must have been there.
By the time Han Zitong and Li Fazhu arrived, a large amount of supplies had been prepared.
Take the signal jammer as an example. According to the equipment specifications given to them by the boss, the cheapest one on the market would cost at least 30,000 yuan.
Including the camouflaged outsourcing parts, it would definitely cost around 30,000 yuan.
There are a total of twenty such signal blockers, half of which are equipped with their own solar panels.
Even if we still calculate it based on 30,000 yuan, it would be at least 600,000 yuan.
Hidden surveillance, star-level cameras, automatic tracking, backup power supply, and self-destruction device, each costing more than ten thousand, with sixty units in total, adding up to one million and two hundred thousand.
A total of 15 safe houses and emergency shelters were rented, all with annual payments, and the average rent per house is 50,000.
This is based on two million. If we include the trucks for transporting equipment, and if the technical level of the two large trucks is calculated on the market, then each truck will also cost two million. This cannot be the market price, because all the technical modifications are completed independently. The total cost is about two and a half times or three times the two million.
A car costs about five to six million.
The investment of more than 12 million is nothing. Han Zitong and Li Fazhu were equipped with spherical robots, individual exoskeletons and auxiliary robots. According to the purchase price of the Ministry of National Defense, the price of these robots may be between 20 million and 200 million.
And this is not the end, because… there are also weapons and equipment.
As far as Li Fazhu knows, the stupid boss also bought a polar satellite, plus the modified front-line permanent reconnaissance drone in the “Little Star Farmhouse”…
No?
It seems like the boss can really take on a group of people alone.
It’s really hard to understand, this is too perverted.
While Old Han was enjoying himself, Old Li was completely uninterested. He didn’t want to wash his feet or have his back massaged, but instead worked overtime in the private room.
“Oh my god…”
After doing some calculations, Master Li suddenly felt that the stupid boss was really willing to do so. He really was willing to do so.
Just because “Houlang Weibo” banned him for a few days, he actually wanted to blow up Weibo’s computer room.
Is this the normal way of thinking?
Every time I thought this was the limit of the stupid boss, but soon the stupid boss would remind Lao Li: This is just the beginning. I still need to practice more.
Li Fazhu suddenly lost all interest in foot washing today. He took out his mobile phone and checked Weibo, and found that the stupid boss’s small account was also banned.
“It’s over, it’s over now. That idiot has a narrow mind than a horse’s eye…”
Following the popularity rankings, I immediately saw an account with the nickname “天蟹座圣战士”, which frantically @王巨君 and left a comment: “Look at me, you bastard!”
The incompetent and furious Boss Li makes people feel happy, but directly harassing the real controller of “Houlang Weibo” online is indeed an awesome move. The rebellious sons of the “Ten Years of Black Fans” group have also turned into “Goblins” who have just crawled out of the cave, disgusting normal users everywhere.
“Boss Jia… No, bastard, look directly at Brother Xie.”
“Look straight at Crab Brother!”
“Protect our best Crab Brother.”
“I really want to vomit.”
“Both Crab and the Cub are a pile of shit.”
“Although Brother Crab is a lump, the cubs are obviously a bigger lump.”
“The lesser of two evils…”
Because these “dark goblins” came out in full force, “You little bastards, look directly at me” became a hot search, and this was the hot search that Master Li Fa followed to find the clue.
This incredible operation was originally intended to be a large-scale wipeout, but the popularity of “QQ/knockknock” soared, and it entered the top rankings of segmented application software in multiple system application markets.
At a time when the social software market has already solidified, this thing suddenly emerged, and no one was optimistic about it.
However, among the most popular recommendations of the day on “QQ/knockknock”, “Chairman Li Jie of Creative Ability” became the first popular user since the launch of the social software.
Boss Li shot a short video, which was nothing but blasting the “Houlang Weibo”.
“I’m warning you, ‘Houlang Weibo’, you’d better restore my account after it’s been blocked. Otherwise, I will take legal action and sue you in court.”
“Is there still law? If not, I beg the ‘Black Cat Man’ to show up and give me some justice!”
“I am not done with Weibo. To prove my determination, I plan to make QQ bigger and stronger and kill Weibo. Starting tomorrow, QQ will also add a new Weibo-like personal space function…”
No matter how much you criticize, you still have to advertise.
This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. If you miss it, you will never see it again.
It’s no wonder that Boss Li’s intensive and shameless surfing on the Internet has a very good effect, especially for the young fans of “Masked Calabash Man”. This age group doesn’t understand “Houlang Weibo” anyway, so it’s better for them to follow “QQ” to support “Power Red”.
In particular, the main social interaction mode of “QQ/knockknock” is to knock on the door based on the community keywords. The international version is just as its name “knockknock”. In a community with common interests, strangers establish initial community relationships through keywords.
The keywords of the social network for children are either “power red” or “black cat man”, and teenagers directly add “doomsday guard” or “T-800”. As a result, the number of new users is about . Now, because of Boss Li’s rant about “Houlang Weibo”, many social network keywords are moving towards “baby look at me directly”, and then a bunch of users who were previously blocked come here to shoot short videos and follow the dog barking.
The dark goblin army then notified their fellow goblins scattered around the world of the location of the new cave.
Outside the cave are the sunny and handsome brave man and his beautiful princess. When they join their swords, the sword of love and courage they create will deeply hurt the dark goblin.
Go home, escape back home.
The only dark, damp and cold cave is our destination.
Go and “knock knock” the door, making a “knockknock” sound, and the Goblin King and the Goblin elders will line up to welcome you.
The cave is our big family.
The Goblin King is fighting for us!
It is obvious that Boss Li, the “Congenital Orphan Holy Body”, was hailed as the Goblin King by the dark goblin army.
There’s no way, he is the one with the darkest heart, the most twisted personality, and the most outrageous behavior.
All the dark, clever and well-informed goblins firmly believe that the probability of the Goblin King taking up the law as a weapon is basically zero, and the probability of taking up arms is 100%.
“Fuck, are there so many people in this internal test?”
“What kind of software has 500,000 people in internal testing?!”
“No, Crab Brother, are you messing with us?”
“I don’t care about this or that. I just know that I can connect directly to ‘onlyou’. Crab brother, you really treat us as brothers. Crab brother is a real man, a tough guy.”
“You can run a horse on your arm…”
“roll!”
Amidst laughter and joy, Boss Li, who had just been crowned as the Goblin King, announced something directly on his own social software live broadcast homepage, that is, he shorted “Houlang Weibo”.
There was no other intention, it was just to fight the “Houlang” to the end, especially when that Wang Jujun of the Wang family was incompetent and furious at Crab Brother the whole time, Crab Brother was extremely angry.
“No… What the hell? Brother Xie, are you shorting Houlang Technology?”
“Correct.”
In the live broadcast room, Li Jie showed his mobile phone and said, “I cursed Houlang to be down for three days and three nights, and then the stock market will plummet.”
“Your Majesty is wise!”
“What king?”
“Goblin King.”
“…”
“Come on, Crab Brother, you are just playing around here and ‘drawing a circle to curse you’? Can a curse work? You might as well learn from that guy in the Yang family, I think it’s the patriarch Yang Renshou? Isn’t he offering a reward for you on the ‘dark web’? You can learn from him, too.”
“Shen Jin, I am a law-abiding contemporary college student. Could I do such a thing?”
Boss Li stated in the live broadcast room that he is an absolutely good citizen and he will definitely not do anything criminal.
It’s too low-level. If you want to do something, do it with more vigor. There’s no point in doing this kind of petty tricks.
We picked an auspicious day, and after the last batch of robots off the production line were powered on and tested, we followed Boss Li to Beijing with fully charged and fully fueled robots.
Originally “Wang Tianxian” insisted on following, but he finally became obedient after being whipped dozens of times. After dinner, he watched TV for a while. Around seven o’clock, Li Jie drove a large truck alone, ready to go on a high speed.
It’s fine as long as we can get to Beijing at five or six in the morning, there’s no rush.
While Boss Li was on his way at night, “Houlang Technology” held an overtime meeting, mainly to discuss the loss of Weibo users caused by “QQ/knockknock”.
In particular, the short videos and live broadcasts of “QQ” have obviously better effects, and the secret friendships of social keywords are like opening a blind box, which has a sense of mystery and expectation.
Knockknock is a pretty accurate description of the sound of knocking on the door.
Originally, “Houlang Technology” was going to hold an overtime meeting tonight, mainly to discuss the potential crisis of the main social business caused by “QQ”. Whether to acquire or invest in it, these are all things that need to be considered.
Especially “Houlang Technology” never expected that Li Jie’s appeal was so strong. Relying solely on “Power Red” and “Black Cat Man”, he attracted 400,000 new users. This is really awesome.
This not only shows that the fans of “Masked Gourd Man” and “Black Cat Cop” have strong cohesion, but while attracting traffic, Li Jie’s words “You little bastard, look at me directly” directly brought the topic to its peak.
And because the “crab fans” are running around in every corner of the Internet, the huge army of goblins has brought the popularity of this topic to an level that it shouldn’t be.
If Internet “buzzwords” are topical, they will last quite long.
What followed was all sorts of weird “Internet celebrities” who, in the spirit of trying their best, came and registered on “QQ”, then sent a video to say hello, and finally ended with a variation of “Look at me, you bastard”.
Once this momentum starts, it will be basically no different from “viral marketing” and “creative ability”. As long as the operator is not too stupid, this wave of traffic will be astonishingly large.
Anyway, Chenpi is busy with his people and creating topics like crazy.
Ding Wei appeared in “Orange of Wisdom” and then announced his entry into “QQ”, which triggered another wave of popularity, especially he also revealed some information about the third part of “Masked Gourd Man”.
Topics came one after another, prompting many viewers to check “QQ” to see what was going on.
When “QQ” was thriving, the hard-working people who worked overtime could not find anyone to take credit for, because at this moment, Boss Li had already locked the accelerator and was speeding along on the deserted highway.
We arrived at Beidu at around four in the morning. It was still dark, but that did not stop Boss Li from starting to work.
“Yao Yao.”
“I’m here.”
“Activate the signal blocking device.”
“Okay. The signal jammer has been activated. The activation code is as follows…”
“Release ‘Swarm One’.”
“Understood, ‘Swarm One’ has been released.”
buzzing…
One after another, micro drones took off, and before the sky turned light in the east, they flashed their tiny breathing lights like fireflies, and flew into the “Houlang Building” all at once, then attached themselves to many door frames on the second floor.
Beep, beep, beep, beep…
The sound of the beeping timer is unpleasant enough, and the fact that there’s high explosives underneath… makes it even more unpleasant.
“Yaoyao. Activate ‘Swarm Two’.”
“Understood. Bee Swarm No. 2 has been activated and is accessing the surface topographic map and loading the building model data. The loading is complete. Bee Swarm No. 2 is operating normally.”
Li Jie nodded upon hearing this, and then directly opened “onlyou”. He once again used the image of “Black Cat Man” to greet the audience of “onlyou”: “Hi, audience friends, hello, you see, the ‘Houlang Building’ is in front of us. I think we can find something interesting inside…”
(End of this chapter)