I am out of control, I don’t have a pattern
Chapter 170 This Pirate Ship is Very Wild
Chapter 170 This Pirate Ship is Very Wild
【Ding! 】
[Host: Li Jie]
[Works: “Black Cat Police”, “Masked Gourd Man”, “The Greatness of the Sky”…]
[Talent: Acting 38, Singing 25…]
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[The “Superstar System” reminds you: Darkness covers everything, and you are the dawn in the darkness, shattering the darkness with thunder! ]
Huh?
In the introduction of Dog System’s works, “Black Cat Cop” was actually ranked first?
Boss Li suddenly felt that the dog system was quite adaptable and very flexible. However, this time the reputation value directly exceeded 300 million, which was really incredible.
More than 70 million reputation points were added in one go.
As expected, in addition to the natural course of history, personal efforts are also important.
Aren’t these more than 70 million reputation points earned by being “Black Cat Man”?
It really takes hard work!
It’s a pity that “Doom Guard” has not been finished yet, otherwise we can see what tricks the dog system can come up with after “Doom Guard” ends.
So far, no void creation has appeared, which makes Boss Li very disappointed.
If he were given a set of “Star Collapse Roaring Cannon” directly, he would plan to cut the earth into a middle part first.
Then spray some overalls out.
That’s really amazing.
The author.
“Boss, we’d better avoid the police’s eyes and ears and leave Wo Nu secretly. I’m worried that the local police have undercover agents from hostile forces.”
“you do not need to worry.”
Boss Li comforted Old Han and said, “Of course there is.”
“…”
“…”
Han Zitong, who was comforted, had a blank expression on his face, and he carefully maintained his weapons and equipment with Master Li.
Soon Han Zitong and Li Fazhu realized why they didn’t need to worry, because they were not taking the “Tianxie” when they returned.
But…
Stowaway boat.
The strong sea breeze slapped his face, and for the first time, Han Zitong felt that the pirate ship he was on was so thoroughly thief-like.
Blanch!!!!
What’s even more outrageous is that the person who contacted this smuggling boat was called Xiao Yuanyin.
no……
You guys…
Blanch! !
When Director Xiao picked them up at a pier in Waisha, Hailing City, they were eating a “small seafood stew” of razor clams, hairy clams, flower clams, sea anemones, stone crabs… and they were enjoying it very much.
“Commander, let me introduce you. This is Han Zitong, a Class A wanted criminal, also known as Zhao Bajiao. He is currently a platinum VIP at the Buckingham Palace Bath Center.”
“Oh, I’ve heard a lot about you. Mr. Zhao, you’d better not go to wash your feet this month. Our bureau has a ‘cleansing operation’.”
“Purification?!”
Han Zitong shuddered suddenly.
“To purify the body and mind is called ‘purification’.”
After explaining a little, Boss Li also brought a pot of seafood as a reward for himself.
Then he pointed at Master Li and said, “This is Master Li, the former captain of the action team that escorted arms for the Yang family. Now he uses the alias ‘Qian Guipi’.”
“Hello, Mr. Qian. Please rest assured that you will settle down in Jianye. It is absolutely livable and the cost of living is much lower than that of the capital, the northern capital, Chang’an, and Huating. If your children want to go to a better high school in the future and need a letter of recommendation, they can come to me. I am now the deputy director of the Jianye City Police Department, so I can still do what I can.”
“…”
The corner of Li Fazhu’s mouth twitched, and he angrily offered Director Xiao a glass of wine, using tea instead of wine.
Like Han Zitong, he couldn’t understand how this guy Xiao Yuanyin could get along so well with this idiot Li Jie.
Snapped!
Boss Li took out a gold brick and slapped it on the table. “Boss, I stole this from Mr. Yang’s ‘flower queen’ son. Just melt it down and make a longevity lock for your child at home.”
“…”
“…”
Now Han Zitong and Li Fazhu thought they understood.
but……
What kind of longevity lock requires a 25-jin gold brick?!
Divine gold!
And this idiot actually had gold bars on his body while on the smuggling boat?!
Snapped!
Boss Li bid for another gold brick. Master Li and Han Zitong were almost numb. No, you have 50 kilograms of stuff on you? !
“This is your bonus this time. It’s the 1.5 tons of gold we robbed. I’m going to open a silver shop and you can count it as shares. How do you think?”
“Is it the silver in the gold and silver jewelry?”
“Yes, that’s the silver that’s sold.”
Boss Li was puzzled by Old Han’s doubts. Is this difficult to understand?
You can’t just use all that gold you stole on satellites or lunar rovers, right?
The two middle-aged men thought this was a great idea, as it would take several years to sell 1.5 tons of gold.
Director Xiao, who was talking on the side, almost choked to death. His eyes widened and he turned back to look at Boss Li: “One and a half tons of gold?! ‘Hongnong Bank’?! You did it? Didn’t you say five tons of gold?!”
“I, Li Jie, am the Immortal of Balance of Accounts.”
Regarding the “Kobe Gold Robbery”, the police in Japan (Central District) have now determined that five tons of gold were stolen. However, the popularity of this case was overshadowed by the “Hemispheric Stadium Terrorist Attack” in Japan (American District) in just a few days.
Now who cares whether you are gold or not? More than a hundred terrorists were shot by “Black Cat Man” sixty or seventy times alone. This is the coolest and most explosive thing.
No matter how much gold is looted, what does it have to do with my monthly salary of 3,000? !
But if terrorists bomb the stadium, it is possible that my monthly salary of 3,000 yuan will be blown up.
Not to mention that the live streaming clips of “onlyou” are now everywhere, with such high popularity and intense discussion that they are among the best in the world.
Even the dismemberment of an international superstar does not attract this level of discussion, because when watching the slicing, everyone thought they were playing a first-person shooter game, and the experience was the kind with a lock-on cheat.
Especially when the public who didn’t know the truth saw it for the first time, they all thought it was fake and synthesized by AI, but when they read the report…
It’s actually true? !
Wang, De, Fa…
“Black Cat Man” said that if it was braised beef and pig ears, the stock of the food company co-branded with “Black Cat Man” would soar.
The Securities and Exchange Commission suspected that the stock market was being manipulated, but had no evidence.
Currently, the share price of that damn “Tianxie Food” has risen to 1.7 yuan, which is the worst stock among the worst stocks. The shareholders are very satisfied.
Director Xiao didn’t have any ideas, and he became a “stock god” for a while, but he was not the “stock god of the Supreme Parliament”.
In short, Director Xiao’s family is now very harmonious, and even his married life has become much more harmonious.
“So what should we do next? We have some clues. Several assassin organizations abroad have made arrangements within the country and are planning to kill you.”
Director Xiao really wanted to know how Student Li planned to counterattack.
“It’s simple. Kill Yang Renshou and then kill his entire family.”
“…”
“…”
“…”
Old Han, who was chewing on a squid roll, looked confused. After he finished eating, he said, “Boss, that’s the chaebol boss of the Daxing Group. Do you think he’s a dog on the street?”
“Look at what you said. In my eyes, he is just a dog.”
Boss Li looked calm, “Do I have to tell you that my new equipment has been successfully tested?”
“Equipment? What equipment?”
Chief Xiao was not aware that Li Jie had his own secret experimental base, and he was even less aware that Li Jie had dug a hole in Baohua Mountain, and that the hole was also the result of the hard work of Han Zitong present.
“Don’t worry about that. Just rest assured, I am an outstanding young man of the new era, and I will never do anything to let down the country or the people.”
“Oh, yes, yes, I believe every word you say, even the punctuation marks.”
When Xiao Yuanyin thought of the events of the past, he was too lazy to argue with Li Jie.
Just don’t provoke Li Jie. He strongly suspects that Li Jie has mental problems, but he is still quite fierce and has great destructive power on society.
So, is there anything wrong with me, Xiao Yuanyin, “bearing humiliation” and “playing cozy with” such a potential saboteur?
No problem?!
He, Xiao Yuanyin, is a patriot!
What would have happened if he hadn’t coaxed Li Jie, if he hadn’t cooperated with Li Jie, and allowed Li Jie to take revenge on society?
A Li Jie is scary enough.
Is there also a “Ten Years of Black Fans” group?
Before dying, they go to blow up this bureau or that institute. Who can bear this?
He is glorious.
“Tsk, you guys don’t believe I can find out where that old dog Yang Renshou is, right?”
Boss Li took out his cell phone and said, “Here, let me show you my strength.”
I thought Boss Li would find some secret informant or powerful person, but when I called him, the first thing he said was, “Dad, the stock price has increased tenfold. How do you feel?” “It’s really good.”
Director Ai Shoujin is staring at the stocks happily. Except for “Tianxie Food”, the rest of the stocks are green.
His wife Qin Yuandai finally praised him. It was the first time in many years that he earned a return on stocks with his own real ability.
“Dad, look, this is what’s going on. There’s a little misunderstanding between me and Mr. Yang Renshou from the Daxing Group. Can you help me find out about his recent schedule?”
“Brother, I saw an interview saying that Yang Renshou hired someone to kill someone? And he even hired terrorists?”
“Absolutely true!”
Boss Li said firmly, “Dad, we are nothing now. We can’t win the fight, so we can only kneel down and beg for mercy. But I want to do it quietly. Can you help me find out where Mr. Yang is? Then, I will stop a car and ask for peace. What do you think?”
“You’re not planning to fight to the death, are you?” Ai Shoujin knew that this eldest son was a stubborn person, so he quickly reminded him, “Brother, the Yang family is a powerful force, we won’t fight with them at this level.”
“No, no, no, Dad. I’m still young, and good days are still ahead of me. How can I think about dying early and reincarnating? I just want to meet you, talk, and then laugh it off. But I want to do it quietly, so as not to cause unnecessary trouble to you.”
“It’s not difficult. Your mother’s family is also powerful. Although they have been defeated for many years, it’s nothing to inquire about something.”
“I still say the same thing, Dad. Go into the village quietly and don’t shoot.”
“Okay, okay, wait for my confirmation.”
“Okay, then hang up, Dad. I have two outstanding employees waiting for my bonus.”
“Okay. You should also pay attention to it yourself…”
beep……
There was a busy tone on the other end of the phone.
Ai Shoujin cursed and went to the kitchen to ask his wife for help. It was difficult for ordinary people to find out about Yang Renshou’s schedule, but it was much easier for ordinary people in the capital. If it was a “gossip girl” in the capital, it would be even easier. If there was an official position in the capital, it would be no problem at all…
After hanging up the phone, Boss Li put his phone away and looked at Director Xiao and the two outstanding middle-aged employees with a proud look on his face: “How about it, this is strength.”
“Aren’t you an orphan?”
Director Xiao asked a core soul-searching question.
“Nonsense, it’s precisely because I’m an orphan that I can call everyone my father and mother.”
“…”
“…”
“…”
Makes sense!!
As the leader of the “Red Star”, he started with twelve “mothers”, and then got a “godfather” after going to university. His life suddenly became a lot more affluent.
Family is all about permutations and combinations.
The more combinations there are, the more family members there are.
“Boss, I don’t know whether I should say something or not.”
“But it doesn’t matter.”
Boss Li pointed to the gold brick weighing 25 kilograms on the table, indicating that outstanding employees should speak their minds.
“Boss, aren’t you afraid that the Yang family will take action against your elder?”
“Well, what should I do? If my father were to be killed by old dog Yang, I would burn more for him every Qingming Festival.”
“…”
it is good! !
The boss is indeed a filial son!
Patriotism is loyalty, respecting elders is filial piety. The boss is both loyal and filial, and as an employee, I am proud to share in his achievements.
After hearing Li Jie’s answer, Xiao Yuanyin also exclaimed, “Wow!”
Being a father to someone with the surname Li does indeed involve some technical difficulties.
It’s not easy.
However, Director Xiao had no idea that even if the “Red Star” was completely wiped out, not to mention his godfather Ai Shoujin, Boss Li would not be threatened.
What is is what is.
Throwing rat avoidance device?
nonexistent.
He is just a time traveler, and his dog system just happened to awaken. Of course, he just wants to have fun in this life.
No matter what old man Yang Renshou does, he will always strike first.
And it is 100% to kill the whole family.
Guaranteed to kill.
When Li Jie went to urinate and relax, Director Xiao whispered to the two middle-aged men: “You two work hard every day. For the stability and harmony of society, please support us. Please…”
There is a difference in status, otherwise Director Xiao would have kowtowed to the two middle-aged men on the spot.
Xiao Yuanyin had actually seen Han Zitong before. He thought Han Zitong had had plastic surgery, but it turned out that he was just wearing a headgear.
Once the skin is peeled off, the true face is revealed.
Fortunately, the owner of the seafood shop was very busy and did not come to the private room to spy, otherwise Han Zitong would have killed him to silence him.
His mental condition is becoming more and more abnormal.
You have to be perverted. If you are not perverted, it is easy to fall behind the boss and then be fired.
“He is just an idiot. Whatever I and Lao Li say to him is just bullshit.”
“I know that, I know that, but still… please.”
For the sake of social stability, Director Xiao became a lone hero in the dark. For the sake of the people and the country, he endured too much humiliation and burden…
Put your hands together and keep asking for help.
He has known Li Jie for so long, how could he not know that Li Jie is a super idiot?
But what can be done?
Can’t beat it.
Moreover, Li Jie was very rich and made a significant contribution to the development of Jianye City’s cultural industry.
Having created jobs and provided tax revenue, he is now the “guardian talisman” of Canglong District. Every district chief has to inspect his “creative ability” before taking office.
Among science, education, culture, health, and “creative ability” accounts for at least three.
Times are tough.
Of course, in addition to being rich, the main reason is that he cannot beat Li Jie. I don’t know where this evil beast received training from, and his combat power is even more special than the king of soldiers in special troops.
Every time Director Xiao thought that Boss Li was taking drugs, he knew that Boss Li might be even more abnormal next time.
If there really is a medicine, it would be pretty awesome.
The organization that invented this drug is definitely not a simple one.
So I still can’t stimulate him too much…
“Director Xiao, we are just trying to make a living. If I wasn’t unable to beat him and was afraid of being beaten to death if I ran away, I would have run away long ago!”
Han Zitong cursed while gritting his teeth. He took a big bite of the cuttlefish and pointed at the gold bricks on the table. “Now you use this kind of thing to test a middle-aged fugitive like me. Tell me, which old man can stand such a test? This is gold!”
“Yes, yes, Mr. Zhao is rich but not corrupt, which is really admirable, but this is the way the world is, it’s hard to do things, and it’s even harder to be a human being. What if some hero gets the urge to blow up a nuclear power plant for fun? Wouldn’t that be even more destructive?”
“He said that sooner or later he would reach the moon and turn Second Young Master Yang into ashes.”
“…”
Good! Boss Li’s idea is really the best.
If he went to the moon, it would be best to directly shut down the “Earth-Moon space route” and trap him to death on the moon, letting him become Wu Gang on the moon, chopping osmanthus trees for the rest of his life.
As we were chatting, we heard a quarrel outside the private room.
“What the hell are you looking at?!”
“No, brother, you ate without paying?!”
“We are in charge of this whole pier. Just ask the stall owner. Let alone eating his whole pot of seafood stew, even if I only ate a few of his lobsters, what’s the big deal? Pay for it? Pfft!”
“Fuck you, I’m talking to you nicely but you’re pretending to be awesome, right?”
I’m gonna give you a fucking flying kick in the air!
Show off!
Let you fly!
When Xiao Yuanyin pushed open the door and went out to see what was going on, he looked up and saw Boss Li rehearsing the plot of the special effects film again.
Masked flying kick!
Masked Shadowless Kick!
This is really…
So cool!
Snapped!
Li Jie went up and slapped the man’s jaw. There were seven people in total, eight of them fell down, one of them was the boss’s wife. She knelt down and cried: “It’s over! It’s over! It’s over——”
(End of this chapter)