Woman: “But…”

Lin Feng waved his hand, took a puff of cigarette and said, “Sister, this is your zodiac year, right?”

“Hey, how do you know?”

The woman was visibly startled.

Lin Feng smiled and said, “Have you heard of Yin Taohua?”

The woman was confused and shook her head, “No.”

Lin Feng coughed twice and said to the screen: “Ahem, there happened to be a netizen submitting an article in the background.

Let me read it to you.

Let me make it clear first.
This is someone else’s contribution, I am only responsible for reading it.

It has nothing to do with me.

This netizen said, I have a cousin,
what,
wrong,

He has a cousin.

My cousin grew up in the countryside. When he was in primary school, the school organized the children to go to the neighboring village to help pick wheat ears.

My cousin went there too.
During the break, my cousin discovered a small hill behind the village. It was a barren hill where no one grew crops.

My cousin was very curious and wanted to climb up and take a look.

As a result, just as I was about to go up, I was stopped by an old man.

That old man should be a lonely old man in the village, he has no relatives, and he is usually crazy.
When he saw his cousin wanted to go up the mountain, he told him that he couldn’t go because there were some different things on that mountain.
My cousin asked him what was different.
The crazy old man said that the ‘people’ on the mountain were different, and then he didn’t say anything else, and he also drove my cousin away.

But children are very curious, and the more you forbid them to go, the more they want to go.

So after the old man left, my cousin sneaked up.

But after looking around, I found nothing, just weeds.

Just when my cousin was feeling bored and wanted to leave, he discovered a cave.

The cave was not big, and could probably accommodate one or two children.

There was a wooden board in the cave, which looked like old cedar.
There is also something like cloth on it.

It was gray-brown and rough, and felt like the linen clothes worn by the dead at funerals.

My cousin was a little scared at the time, so he hurried down the mountain.

As a result, he had a fever that night.

When his head was dizzy, he had a dream. He dreamed that someone was hugging him from behind. The touch was very real, but there was no expected body temperature.

Instead, there were bursts of coolness.

In his dream, he wanted to turn around to see who the other person was, but as soon as he turned around, he became dizzy and many things came to his mind.

But it feels like it should be a girl.

It was the next night when he woke up again.

The children who had gone out to do farm work also came back.

At this time, he felt his head was no longer heavy, so he got out of bed and went to the toilet. Just as he walked into the yard, a young woman suddenly blocked his way. She smiled at him without saying a word.
This woman is very beautiful and has a gentle feeling.

But my cousin was still young at the time and felt embarrassed, so he dodged left and right.

At this time, he suddenly heard someone calling his name. He turned around and saw that it was a few male classmates who came with him and also came out to use the toilet.

They asked my cousin what he was doing in the yard.

My cousin was about to explain to them when he was stopped by someone. But when he turned back, the woman had disappeared.

My cousin didn’t know how to tell them, so he rubbed his head and said nothing.

After a while, he went to the toilet and went back to sleep. The feeling in the dream came again, but he still couldn’t see who was holding him.

The next day, after helping the neighboring village, everyone went back home.

After returning,
A few days later, one morning, my cousin went to school. Because the school was far from his home, he would get up very early every day. After eating the breakfast made by his father, his father would send him to school on foot.

The woman from that day appeared again, blocking my cousin’s way again,
My cousin was standing there.
At this time, his father saw him and asked, “If you are not going to school, why are you wandering around?”

Just like last time, when my cousin turned around, the woman had disappeared again. The next day, on the way to school, the woman appeared again.

My cousin was stopped on the road.

His father was very angry when he saw this. At that time, it was not easy to support a child in school. He thought that the child was too playful and scolded his brother.
My cousin felt very aggrieved and pointed at the air and said, “She kept stopping me from going to school.”

But his father didn’t see anything, so he asked him what was going on.

Then my cousin told him everything.

His father thought that the child might have encountered something bad, so he went to the neighboring village to inquire.

As a result, I really asked,

It was said that a young girl died and her body was buried on the back hill.

And according to the villagers’ description, this person looked very similar to the one my cousin saw.

His father went to ask the master to deal with this matter, but it was of no use.
I think I might have found the wrong person.
So he kept using his connections to find a master. Half a year passed in a flash. Not only did the woman go to school with his cousin, she even slept next to him at night.

In the meantime, my cousin’s father also took my cousin to the temple several times. My cousin said that every time the woman would wait for them to come out at the temple gate.

When they came out, they followed me back home.

Every time my cousin’s father would ask him if that woman was there, my cousin would point to a place and say that the woman was there.

I don’t know what happened later, maybe because time had passed, my brother was not only no longer afraid of that woman, he even fell in love with her, and was no longer willing to cooperate with my family to drive her away.

In this house, once a master came to do something, he would stand in front of him and even smash the master’s tools to prevent them from hurting the woman.

Then my cousin became a little crazy because he was always talking to himself in the air.

A man laughed out loud at the air.

There was really no other way, so his father took his cousin to the provincial hospital, where he was diagnosed with intermittent schizophrenia.
But my cousin refused to be hospitalized and just took a lot of medicine.

They stayed in a guesthouse near the hospital that night, and his father asked his cousin if the woman had come.
My cousin pointed at the table and started talking to himself.

His father was so angry that he went out and got a kettle of hot water, then poured the hot water all over the table, right where the cousin had pointed.
My cousin shouted anxiously, “What are you doing?”

Then his father saw the door suddenly open by itself, as if someone had pulled it open with force, and he felt that the woman had run out.

But since then, my cousin no longer wanted to tell anyone where that woman was.
The whole person also became extra careful.

Later, my cousin always said that he would marry that woman when he turned 18.

As a result, when I was 18, my cousin passed away.”

After Lin Feng finished speaking, the barrage of comments exploded.

“Yin Peach Blossom!! (Horror).”

“I’ve heard of Yang Tao Hua, but this is the first time I’ve heard of Yin Tao Hua (laughing and crying).” “Yang Tao Hua refers to people, while Yin Tao Hua refers to ghosts (sunglasses).”

“I’ve had that dream too. She was so pretty that I threw her on the bed (dog head).”

“You are having a wet dream, okay (grin).”

Hahahaha.

“It is said that every village has a village guardian, and that crazy old man should be him.”

“What does a village guard do? (curious)”

“My understanding is to protect the village.”

“That’s about right. I’m responsible for the village, fighting disasters and driving away evil spirits.”

I’m a bean
. . . . . .

Woman: “Although I often dream about him but I can’t remember his face, he treated me very well in my dreams. I always thought I was… in love.”

Lin Feng laughed and said, “Come on, no one in real life would like you.”

woman:. . .

. . . . . . .

On the barrage.

“In real life, no one is interested in you. Hahaha, brother, you really hit me in the heart (laughing and crying).”

“My defense has been broken (crying to death).”

“A living person is better than a ghost. Who wants to sleep with a ghost? (Covering face and laughing).”

“But she’ll take you away (dog head).”

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Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

The woman began to panic: “Brother, what should I do?”

Lin Feng took a puff of cigarette and said slowly: “If it were in the past, I would suggest you go to a temple or Taoist temple and stay there for two days, but now temples and Taoist temples have almost become tourist attractions.
The key is that everyone has to be cleared out at 6 o’clock and they are not allowed to stay for long.

You are like this,
Bring two quilts and go to the Martyrs Cemetery to sleep for a few days.

Don’t worry, they usually don’t chase people away.

The old man who looks after the garden is also very happy to have someone to talk to.

It’s August now, and there may be more mosquitoes there.

You’d better put up a tent.”

. . . . . . .

On the barrage.

“Good guy, let’s go to the Martyrs’ Cemetery and sleep on the floor, hahahaha.”

“I’m convinced (laughing and crying).”

“Don’t mention it, the Martyrs’ Cemetery is a hundred times better than a temple (thumbs up).”

“I once passed by the Sichuan Army Cemetery. The whole mountain was filled with dense tombstones, but it felt completely different from the cemeteries where I went to pay respects to my relatives. It was solemn and not spooky at all.”

“The Martyrs’ Cemetery is so touching. The heroes and martyrs want to protect us even as ghosts. I am crying my heart out!!”

“The noble spirit lives on! Commemorate the martyrs!”

. . . . . . .

There was a heated discussion on the barrage.
However, Lin Feng changed the subject and said, “You really believe it, I’m just teasing you.

If there is such a thing in the world,
Well, to be honest, we no longer need to study science and technology to develop our country.

That thing really has such a strong grudge, saying that it can cling to you, weaken your body, and mess up your memory.
Then we can use it as a weapon on the battlefield.

And now all the big companies are running new energy,

As the old saying goes, the devil is one foot high, but the Tao is ten feet higher.

be honest,

If you really have those things on you,

No matter I go to Mount Wudang or Mount Wutai, I must invite that high and mighty master to come down the mountain.

If you have any of these things on you, I will snatch them away, gather a team of soldiers from them, and put them in my factory to work.

Then you won’t become rich.
I’ll draw the curtains and use the talisman to chop hard. You just need to do your best.

Do it until all your resentment is gone.

But it is impossible not to have resentment about this. Everyone who has worked knows that the more you work, the more you feel resentful.
That is the perpetual motion machine in the traditional sense.
Just do it and it’s done.

I don’t care which country you are from or what your background is. Once you are in my hands, I will let you work hard.

I even want to open a school to train Taoist priests.
Bros,
This is a new employment direction for college students.

There is no need to pay social security or wages.

College students become Taoist priests as soon as they graduate.

Catch that thing and throw it into the factory,
Once the curtains are drawn, it looks like a donkey pulling a mill.

I’ll show you what hell on earth means.

If it dares to come out and harm people, dares to harm my compatriots, then I should arrest it and make it work.”

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

“Sniper it, get a team of soldiers and drag it into the factory to work hard hahahaha (laughing and crying).

“I found a ghost. I called my big brother on video and told him to catch him. He arranged for him to work on the assembly line as a free worker (dog head).”

“This capitalist is very clear, he has money that makes the devil work, and the boss is the devil who caught him to work for free (awesome).”

“This thing is scarier than a ghost (covering face and laughing).”

“Even the King of Hell would have to take a detour when he saw it (dog head).”

Hahahaha.

“If it dares to come out and harm people, dares to harm my compatriots, then it is only right for me to catch it and do the work. Big brother even found a reasonable excuse for himself. Hahaha.”

“Besides Wei Wuxian, the only one who can control ghosts is my elder brother (Doghead).”

Hahahaha. (End of this chapter)