Ding~
“Hello, military advisor.”

It’s a boy.

Lin Feng: “Wait a minute, buddy, I see someone on the screen keeps scrolling, ‘Military Advisor, your relative asked you to borrow money, but you’re afraid he won’t pay it back, what should you do?’

Buddy, wait a minute, I’ll answer his question, I see he keeps asking on the public screen, he seems quite anxious. “

Boy: “Okay.”

Raymond Lam said to the screen: “I don’t know if this is a brother or a sister. Judging from the ID, they should be sisters.

younger sister,

What if your relative asks you to borrow money and you don’t want to lend it?
This, generally speaking, we divide it into two situations.

The first one is, if the relative hasn’t asked yet, but you have a hunch that he might ask you for money, then you should ask him first.

Generally, if he doesn’t have money, he won’t lend it to you, and then he won’t be able to ask you for money in the future.

Even if he is shameless enough to ask, you will have a reason to refuse him.

Because he asked you to borrow money last time, but he didn’t lend it to you. Isn’t that what favors are all about?

right.

The second type is, if the other party doesn’t borrow much, only one or two thousand yuan, or a few thousand yuan, then you can borrow it.

After all, relatives are not colleagues or friends. You can’t just be friends for a year or two and then forget about them.

If you have money, just borrow some. Because relatives still have to maintain their relationship, and it’s okay to borrow some money occasionally.

If the other party really can’t pay it back, then we are not afraid.

A few thousand dollars is not a lot of money.

Just go there to eat and drink, and you’ll make the money back slowly.

When you celebrate the Chinese New Year at home, you usually have all kinds of local specialties, such as local chicken, spare ribs, fish, and meat.

Including if a relative gives birth to a puppy, you can bring one back home.

Don’t ask for a few thousand dollars. If you do, you’ll be hurting the person and it’ll act like you really need that little bit of money.

Then you can go to someone’s house and eat home-cooked meals, and consider it as paying for the food.

If you have nothing to do, just go for a walk or have a meal.
For example, on weekends, if you don’t want to cook at home and have children, you can take them out for a meal.

After eating, you can open the trunk of your car and take some of the local eggs and vegetables you grow yourself.

The other person owes you money, so he is embarrassed to say it.

But when you take it away, you should also speak nicely.

You say that the vegetables we grow at home are delicious, but you can buy them in the market. The ones sold in the market are all artificially ripened.

Look how beautiful this tomato is and how juicy this cucumber is.

Right, when we put things into the trunk, if we speak nicely, people may help us put more things in.

A few thousand dollars are returned.

Right, sister.
That’s what you mean by favors.

We are not relatives for just one year, we need to be relatives for decades.

As long as you don’t leave, I will come to your house for dinner.

The several thousand dollars will be returned sooner or later.

People have to know how to live.
These are all useful information, which I would not teach to ordinary people.

I think many of you don’t understand life, and often don’t understand human relationships.

That’s actually the case.

Relatives are not friends, and this is not a one- or two-year thing. Anyway, you borrowed money from me, and if you don’t pay it back, I will come to your house for a meal and get some things. How can you have the nerve to refuse?

I’m sorry to refuse.

I remember I had a cousin who lent me some money.

I still can’t pay it back.

At that time, we had children at home, and they were told to start eating complementary foods when they were old enough.
I see he doesn’t drink much milk powder anymore, and there are two unopened cans that are about to expire.
I took it back and drank it.

Because I usually drink milk, so you said that baby milk powder is still nutritious,
It just so happens that the child doesn’t want to drink it anymore. A can of milk powder costs several hundred yuan, so two cans will make back some of the money.

Later, my aunt also made nougat, which is that kind of dessert.

I just put it in the bag and didn’t bother to be polite with them.

Have you learned it, sister?”

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

“As long as you don’t leave, I will eat at your house”

“Not only do we eat it, we also take (the dog’s head).”

Hahahaha.

“Even baby formula is not spared (covering face).”

“It’s still fucking expired (grin).”

“This kid really doesn’t want to suffer any loss (I give in).”

“Haha, I’ll hug one puppy (laughing to death).”

Military Advisor: Sister, have you learned these little common senses in life?

Sister: I want face (smile)
Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Lin Feng: “Sorry to take up some time, buddy, please tell me your problem.”

Boy: “I’m 25 and I broke up with my girlfriend.”

Raymond Lam: “How long have you been together?”

Boy: “It’s been almost a year.”

Lin Feng: “How did you meet?
Boy: “A friend introduced me to this.”

Lin Feng: “Is it in a different place?”

Boy: “No, we’re from the same place.”

Raymond Lam; “So what’s the reason for the breakup?”

Boy: “I just said something very hurtful to her.”

Lin Feng: “What?”

“…I said…we went to bed before we even got together, why are you pretending to be so reserved when you say this to me now?”

? ?
Lin Feng stared at the camera with a brilliant look on his face, tapped the blackboard and said, “There’s nothing much to say, damn Xing, bro.”

Boy: “Is there no room for anything?”

Raymond Lam: “No, because the other person will think you are playing with her, her self-esteem will be aroused, and she will have to prove herself by leaving you.”

Boy: “What about my apology?”

Lin Feng smiled: “If apologies are useful, what do we need Uncle Hat for?”

Well. . .

Lin Feng: “Are you at home?”

“Here I am.”

Raymond Lam: “Are you wearing slippers now?”

“Yes, I’m wearing it.”

Lin Feng: “Call someone to run errands tomorrow morning and give your two pairs of slippers to him.”

? ?
The boy looked confused.

Raymond Lam: “If there is still a possibility for you guys, I think you need to make up for what you said.
After the other party signs and runs errands,
Just tell the other person, you can hit my face with this slipper until you forgive me.

As for the slippers, just let her whip them and that’s it.”

Uh. .

Lin Feng: “Otherwise, how could I forgive you? Man, after you say this, any girl with a little self-esteem will not be with you.

You must understand that your words have caused psychological trauma to the other person.

It must be that the other party needs to hurt you in order to make up for it.

The only way is to slap you in the face with a slipper.

You just say slap your mouth, I said this wrongly, I shouldn’t have said it,

I was just angry at the time, and I was hot-headed. Now I realize my mistake.
Come and slap me in the face until you feel relieved.

You see, many sisters on the public screen are calling you a scumbag and they won’t let me teach you.

You’ve caused public outrage with your words, bro.”

Boy: “But I was also forced to blush by her words at that time.”

Lin Feng: “What did the other party say that made you red-hot?”

Boy: “We were arguing before, so she wouldn’t let me touch her. After we made up, I gave her a hint.

Finally she said we could go out for dinner or watch a movie together on the weekend.

I just… “

? ?
Just because of this?

Lin Feng: “You deserved it. You wanted to ask someone out to get a room, but they didn’t agree, so you said something harsh.

Buddy, you are so angry because you have nothing to eat.

never mind,

Uphold the original verdict, death sentence!”

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

Upholding the original verdict

“Girls, what should you do if your boyfriend says something disrespectful to women? Listen to me, just kill him (smile).”

“One point for the killing team! (dog head)”

Hahahaha.

“Remember, people don’t just rot away (grin).”

“It’s just that you suddenly found out (crying to death).”

“Really, someone who loves you will never say anything that makes you uncomfortable (pen refill).”

“In conclusion: choosing a boyfriend should be like choosing a sanitary napkin: clean, hygienic, and comfortable.”

Incisive!

. . . . .

Lin Feng: “Brother, you have violated the law of heaven!”

There’s no point slapping him now.

It includes a breakup.

Boy: “I know. Actually, we broke up two months ago and I have no intention of getting back together.”

? ?
Raymond Lam: “No buddy, are you kidding me?”

I don’t intend to redeem myself.
What are you doing here on the mic?
Boy: “Actually… I met another girl later. This girl is a little different.”

Raymond Lam: “What’s the difference?” Boy: “She’s married, but I kind of like her now.”

Awesome, man.

Raymond Lam: “Can you elaborate on how you met?”

“I met her at her house.”

? ?
Lin Feng: “Met at her house?”

“Correct!”

Raymond Lam: “Her and her husband’s house?”

“Correct.”

Lin Feng: “What did you do?”

“what!”

Lin Feng: “What are you talking about? Did you do it or not?”

“Actually… I’ve met this woman many times, but this is the first time I’ve met her husband.”

Lin Feng: “Also in her house?”

“Correct!”

Lin Feng raised his eyebrows, his expression was particularly wonderful: “Dude, how did you introduce yourself to someone’s husband?
Does that mean…

Hey!
My last name is Wang.
Don’t be crazy.
I live next door.

My last name is Wang.
I am not panicky or busy when things happen. I am Lao Wang, respected by everyone.

My last name is Wang.
You remember the chest,

I have held the sword and fought against wolves.

Three horizontal and one vertical,
I am strong.

The world calls me the King of Society! “

Lin Feng’s impromptu rap made the boys completely stunned.

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

“Old Wang Respected by Everyone”, “Three Horizontal and One Vertical”, “I Am Strong”

“The old man next door is definitely stronger (dog head).”

“Next one,
My last name is Wang.
Everyone says I’m crazy.
My neighbor next door is guarding me.
Just don’t let me help,
The windows are all walled up (sunglasses).”

“You can take the surname Wang. I don’t want to use that name anymore (grin).”

Hahahaha.

“I’ll take one too.
My last name is Wang.
Go to Beimang,
Let the cattle and sheep go,
I have worshipped fox spirits and cockroaches,
My last name is Wang.
Very arrogant,
I have beaten my father and scolded my mother.
I am the best at bullying children (dog head).”

“I’m so embarrassed that I want to take my mother’s last name (covering my face).”

“Nonsense, how domineering (dog head).”

“My last name is Wang. I am so embarrassed that I want to die (grin).”

“Fortunately my last name is Wang (Sunglasses).”

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Boy: “I didn’t say anything. Her wife said I was cleaning the house for her.”

Raymond Lam: “Housekeeping?”

“Correct!”

Lin Feng laughed: “I am dying of laughter, buddy, the housekeeper tidied the bed, can her husband believe it?”

Boy: “Her husband believed it.”

Lin Feng’s mouth twitched: “Awesome!”

Boy: “Because her husband is basically not at home, he comes home at most once a month, and stays for two or three days at most.”

Lin Feng: “Okay, let’s not waste time talking and get straight to the point. What question do you want to ask me?”

Boy: “The problem is that I like her, and I don’t know how we can maintain this relationship in the future?”

maintain?

What do you mean?
Raymond Lam: “Dude, you don’t want to marry someone’s wife, do you?”

“I did think about it!”

Lin Feng smiled and said, “Then you can only fight with her husband.”

Boy: “Let’s have a fight, hahaha.”

Raymond Lam stared at the camera like he was looking at an idiot: “A fight? I’m afraid you’ll have to let her husband kill you.”

Well. . .

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

“Hahahaha, let her husband kill her!”

“What a fresh word, hahaha.”

“Beyond the mountains, there are green hills; beyond the buildings, there are buildings. A small knife can take away worries (smile).”

“Conclusion: You really can’t sleep with other people’s wives, or you’ll lose your life (dog head).”

“Oh, it’s not easy to be a Ximen official. Please restrain yourself. It’s just that. It will pass if you bear with it. If it doesn’t work, we can do it ourselves.”

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Boy: “Actually, there are some things I’m embarrassed to talk about.”

Lin Feng smiled: “You have said everything you should and shouldn’t say. What are you still embarrassed about? Why do you suddenly want to save face?”

Boy: “This girl, her hobbies are a bit special, she likes to beat people up.”

Lin Feng raised his eyebrows: “How did they beat you? Did they hang you up and beat you? Then you didn’t run away, which means you also have a special fetish. You like to be beaten.”

Boy: “I can accept it, but I don’t particularly like it.”

Raymond Lam: “Why can you accept it if you don’t like it?”

Boy: “It feels exciting.”

Lin Feng tapped the blackboard: “That’s great. When her husband chases you down the street with a knife and asks you if it’s exciting, remember to answer like this.”

Uh. .

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

“Holding a knife and asking the third party: Is it exciting?”

“That’s so exciting (covering face).”

“It would probably scare the shit out of me (haha).”

“The military advisor is reminding us: we must do long-distance running regularly, as it can save lives at critical moments (dog head).”

“You’re a stubborn guy, aren’t you (grin)?”

“Don’t touch a married woman, she is a man’s face. Don’t touch a married man, he is a woman’s rest of her life. This is the basic bottom line of being a human being.”

well said!
. . . . . . .

Boy: “I want to ask, can a relationship like ours last long?”

woc!

Lin Feng frowned: “Brother, are you a little confused? I’ve said this to you and you still don’t understand. You have to force me to switch states, right?”

Row!
Satisfy you!
. . . . . .

On the barrage.

“Hahaha, the military advisor is about to draw his sword!”

“I haven’t encountered such a weird thing for a long time. I was just wondering why the military advisor didn’t scold me (snickering).”

“The military advisor originally wanted to give him a chance to run away on his own, but this kid didn’t know the difference between high and low (haha).”

“Come on, military advisor, kill him!”

“Scold me harshly!”

. . . . . .

Lin Feng sat up straight and shook his neck.

I just opened my mouth and was about to start criticizing.

Yu Huanshui leaned over and fired directly at the camera:
“What’s going on, little brother, you don’t think that we sit in the live broadcast room to do such immoral things, right?

Do you see the words “stupid” written on our faces?

The military advisor reminded you several times that you could get out, but you still had the nerve to ask.

What are you asking?

I want to ask you if you can stay with that woman for a long time?

Is it useful to ask us this question?
This question depends on when her husband finds out.

Once her husband finds out.

At that time, it’s not a matter of whether you two can stay together for a long time or not, you can sleep together for a long time.

Do you know where to sleep?

Not on the bed,

It’s under the bed, in the closet, in the suitcase, in the sewer, in the funeral home, in the crematorium…

Don’t you like to sleep?

Let you have enough sleep at once!”

It seems like Brother Shui is talking at double speed.
Not only was Lin Feng dumbfounded, but all the brothers on the public screen were also stunned.

. . . . . . .

On the barrage.

What the hell!

Holy shit! !
Damn it! ! !

“Brother Shui’s mouth is like a controlled knife.”

“Military Advisor’s scolding is well-founded and irrefutable. Brother Shui opened his mouth and I have no reason to scold you (laughing to death).”

“It was clearly a public outcry, why did I see a crime scene (haha).”

“How can he speak so fast and with such clear logic? Every word he says hits the spot for me (haha).”

“Really, this level of fluency, I really want to learn (covering my face).”

“I work in customer service. It’s no exaggeration. As soon as Brother Shui opened his mouth, I knew it was over (smile).”

“It turns out that customer service is also afraid of this, haha!”

Brother Shui is awesome!

Hahahaha. (End of this chapter)