Chapter 255 I treat you as a brother, and you kick my heart?

Raymond Lam: “And then, buddy, did you make peace afterwards?”

Boy: “No, we had another argument and she started crying. She said I was too loud, too frowned, and had a bad attitude.

I said, come on, show your phone.”

Raymond Lam: “No buddy, let me ask you, is your phone foldable?”

The boy was stunned: “How did you know?”

Depend on,
It really is.

Lin Feng laughed speechlessly: “Three folds, no matter how you fold it, there is always surface. No wonder you like to show off your phone.

Are you so concerned about your reputation, brother?
Isn’t it good to be an ordinary person? “

Uh. .

. . . . .

On the barrage.

“Three-fold, no matter how you fold it, there is always a surface”

“There are three thousand worlds in your heart, just be an ordinary person (sunglasses).”

“The most important thing is that it can also be used for self-defense. If you encounter a criminal, you can just chop him (the dog’s head).”

“Three-fold, so cool (pen refill).”

“Shouldn’t it be three shifts? No matter how you shift, there are always shifts (dog head).”

“Full marks for the chaotic formula (cow).”

Hahahaha.

“I use Apple as a sword in my left hand and Huawei as a shield in my right hand (laughing to death).”

“oppoA5 is thrown as a thunder (slightly).”

“Everyone is a soldier, right? (Smile).”

“Come on, show your phone.”

puff~
Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Boy: “Anyway, I told you to take out your phone so I can see how many handsome guys you liked, and then she slapped me in the face.”

Lin Feng: “Where did you hit?”

Boy: “He slapped me in the face.”

Should!
Ok?
Lin Feng: “And then? You didn’t beat her too?”

The boy suddenly fell silent.

Lin Feng slapped his head and said speechlessly: “Brother, you are really a tiger.”

Boy: “It’s not what you think. After she hit me, I didn’t fight back immediately, but she kept arguing with me. The argument got more and more fierce, and she kept saying this and that about me.”

Raymond Lam: “Then do you know why she slapped you?”

Why?

Raymond Lam: “Because she didn’t perform well in the last argument.”

???

Lin Feng: “The girl was so angry that her hands were shaking and she was crying, and you were still being unreasonable.

Show your phone?
I’m showing your sister,
Raise your hand and give me a big slap. Do you think you should do that?”

Uh. .

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

The last quarrel did not go well

Oh my god,

“My hands were shaking and I was incontinent to tears. It was so real (crying to death).”

“Really, I cry whenever we have a fight (covering my face).”

“Me too, I didn’t want to cry, but I couldn’t control my tears.”

“And speechless (grin).”

“Yes! I was speechless for a moment.”

“Conclusion: Not good enough writing (dog head).”

“I don’t know how to argue either, but later I learned from others. Whenever I have an argument with my boyfriend, I always say, ‘Yeah, whatever you think. So what do you want to do? OK, well, let’s do it.’ It works every time, and my boyfriend always cries (pen refill).”

“I usually just say, ‘Then call the police and have me arrested’ and then I won’t say anything else.”

You are an expert, sister.

“Have you learned it, brothers? Use magic to defeat magic (dog head).”

“Just learn from this. My girlfriend killed the game with a single block (sunglasses).”

Forget it.

“We are a national-level player who gives up when he can’t win (grin).”

Fuck you.

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Boy: “It wasn’t me who started the quarrel.”

You shouldn’t be like this at the age of 25.

Is this your first time falling in love?
Lin Feng knocked on the blackboard and said: “The girl just wants to act coquettishly. It’s just a trivial matter. You can coax her and it will be fine.
I didn’t expect to meet a straight man like you.
Not only did he put the blame on others, but he also went straight to the point of escalating the situation. He refused to back down when given the chance and even used cold violence.

The girl is so angry that her whole body is shaking, and her hands are trembling. If she keeps shaking, she might slap you in the face.”

Uh. .

Boy: “But I was really angry at the time, and she started to scold me and used dirty words.
She kept saying what’s wrong with you, you’re an idiot, your whole family is an idiot.

I think it’s okay for you to scold me, but I can’t stand it if you bring it up to my parents.

So I just got furious.

I asked her to repeat it again, and she repeated it to me again, so I slapped her in the face. “

Lin Feng shook his head and said, “What can I say about this?

Maybe many brothers in the room have the same idea as you, and think that the other party insulted my parents, so I must punish him.

But man,

Have you ever thought about a question.

Was the girl really scolding your parents at that time?

Or does she really have a problem with your parents?
That’s not the case.

This is just two people arguing, emotions are flaring up, and they are both out of control.

Then we can show off our national treasures to each other.

Just like when I’m live streaming and I encounter someone who’s in love and can’t be woken up, don’t I often say fuck you?

So do you think I was really greeting his parents, or was it targeting him personally?
It must be him personally.

Now the girls are the same.

You can say that she has low quality and why she keeps talking about national quintessence, but you can’t make a big deal out of it, you know.

Because she was not targeting your parents, she was just scolding you.

As for why you can control yourself from saying swear words but she can’t, this has to do with the different growing environments of each person.

We won’t discuss this here.

Actually it doesn’t matter.

Because if two people really love each other, these small problems can be self-consistent and improved in life.

What I want to talk about now is you.

Two questions.

First, you are too chauvinistic.

Machismo is a common way of thinking for many men.

It’s normal,
However, if you exaggerate machismo, it actually manifests a lack of emotional intelligence.

Looking back at the whole thing,

Your client’s wife is a marginal internet celebrity, and you think it’s quite interesting, so you share it with your girlfriend when you get home.

After listening to me, my girlfriend said that I just like to watch girls who are on the edge of the line.

Then you can’t do it.

I felt like my underwear had been ripped off and my dignity as a man was gone.

You turn the tables and say that you also like to look at handsome guys, and then ask others to show their phone.

to here,
It doesn’t seem to be a big problem.

But in fact, it shows that you have no emotional intelligence and you have escalated the conflict.

You don’t understand, right?

Then change your position and think about this.

If your girlfriend goes out with her best friend today, and comes back and tells you with a smile on her face that her best friend’s boyfriend is actually a big internet celebrity with more than two million fans, he’s so handsome.

What do you think?
Is your heart calm?
Stop pretending.

Any normal man would feel sad.

You will probably also say, “How handsome is he?” Not handsome at all. You girls all like to look at handsome guys, and there may be some complaints in your words.

What is this called?
This is called jealousy.

Even though you know your girlfriend wouldn’t do anything like your best friend’s boyfriend, you would definitely feel uncomfortable if she praised another man for being handsome in front of you.

At this time, people will subconsciously say something, either blaming their girlfriend or being jealous of the guy.

This is so normal.

So you think,
What do you need your girlfriend to do at this time?
She must have noticed that you were jealous, so she came over to kiss you, hug you, and act coquettishly with you, saying that my husband is the most handsome, and that if my husband were a host, he would definitely have more fans, and that I love my husband the most.

right?
What you want is very simple, just for her to act coquettishly and be affectionate with you.

What if she says to you at this time, “Who likes to look at handsome guys? I haven’t even told you that you like to look at borderline girls. Do you dare to show your phone?”

What would you think?
It must be fucking shit!

Are you sick?
You praise other boys for being handsome and I can’t say anything?

What’s wrong with me being jealous?
Same thing, brother.

If you don’t believe me, ask the brothers in the room who have been in more than two relationships, or who have wives.

If they encountered such a situation in their lives, they would definitely not do the same as you.

Any boy with a little emotional intelligence knows that the girl is jealous at this time.

What to do if you are jealous?
It’s not about reason or facts.

It’s for coaxing, you know.

How to coax?
Just like girls.

Hold her in your arms, kiss her, and say, “My dear, you are the most beautiful. I love you the most.”

If my baby were a host, he would definitely have more fans than her.

If she says you’re looking at a borderline girl, just admit it.

I’m a man, it would be strange if I didn’t look at women.

What’s so shameful about this?

What’s hurtful to your self-esteem?

Then you say, “But since I had my baby, I don’t look at anyone else anymore.”

Sometimes when I see something, I quickly swipe past it because I’m not interested. I still like to watch my baby the most.

This fucking thing is done.

Is it hard, man? “

The boy was silent.

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

“Other people’s boyfriends still understand me the best (laughing to death).”

“It makes me feel warm watching this at night (dog head).”

“If you don’t understand, just ask, how can I make my boyfriend accidentally get the military advisor (grin).”

“When he falls asleep at night, I will use his phone to secretly like the post for the military advisor (covering my mouth).”

Xiao He Liu: “@Military Advisor, you’ve said everything. Why don’t you help us find girlfriends (smile).”

elder brother,
You…

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Raymond Lam: “Brother,
You’re too straight.

You have so little emotional intelligence.

The way you handle it escalates the conflict again and again, until you end up fighting each other.

In fact, the girl has given you two ways out, which is really good.

Some brothers may say that this relationship is too humble.

brothers,

You are still young.

If you have a few more relationships, you will know how rare it is for a girl to give you a way out when she is angry.

This is not an issue of gender inequality.

The military advisor doesn’t take sides with anyone.

This is because boys and girls are fundamentally two different species.

When girls talk about sensibility, they are talking about emotional communication.

Boys talk about logic, and they talk about the right and wrong of the problem itself.

For example,
When a girl says that he likes to look at girls who touch the border, the guy thinks that she is blaming him, so he has only one thought in his mind, which is to explain that he doesn’t look at girls who touch the border.

In fact, girls don’t care about this at all, because they also look at handsome guys. They know this is normal, but they just feel a little uncomfortable.

So the reason she brought up this topic was to hear your explanation again?

no.

She just wants you to hug her, kiss her, coax her, and be affectionate with her.

You see, this is the difference in thinking between boys and girls.

Once you choose to confront him, the boy will feel that he is not wrong in this matter and you are unreasonable.

At most, the boy would feel depressed and speechless.

From a girl’s perspective, she would think, am I not your baby? Why don’t you coax me? Don’t you love me anymore? Woohoo, I’m so pitiful.

The shock girls feel at this time must be much greater than that boys feel.

Therefore, if she can still give you a way out at this time, it only means that she loves you a little more.

Although from your point of view, this fight shouldn’t have happened, and it was the girls who started it.

But the fact is, girls must be sadder than boys at this time.

so,

There’s no logic to this.

You love her, you care about her, so what’s wrong with being a little humble?
Maybe you are very depressed and feel that you were the one who started the thing first and you are the one who blamed me first, so why are you sadder than me?
no way.

This is what I said at the beginning, boys and girls are fundamentally two different species.

You can’t understand, right?

Let me give you another example.

You said that your girlfriend is angry every day and is particularly prone to anger. She doesn’t feel that she has done anything wrong, so why is she so prone to anger?

then i tell you,
There is nothing wrong with your feeling.

Girls just love to get angry.

When they are alone, they may even break down and cry just because their hair is not tied up properly.

Can you imagine being angry with yourself?
Let’s change to the boys.
I wanted to get a cool hairstyle today, but failed.

At most we can say, fuck!
Then I put on my shoes and went out.

But the girl really cried and was angry with herself.

If she happens to have a boyfriend at this time and you happen to be next to them, she will take her anger out on you.

You will look innocent and think, “No way, sister, what does it have to do with me if you can’t tie your hair well?”
You think she’s just being angry.

In fact,
Even if she doesn’t have you as her boyfriend, she will still be angry and cry. She will be angry with herself.

Just tell me if it’s awesome or not, right?”

Boy: . . .

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

“I can get angry at myself” “Just ask if you are awesome or not”

“Hahaha, are girls really that awesome? (dying of laughter).”

“I thought the military advisor was calling my name (laughing to death).”

“Really, every time I want to tie a high ponytail, the sides stick out and I really cry (covering my face).”

“Then I pulled my hair out and was so mad (grin).”

“Eyeliner and contact lenses can also make me cry (hehe).”

“Although… but… a lot of times I also feel like I’m angry for no apparent reason (haha).”

“Trivia: The reason why a girl gets angry for no reason is because the plot doesn’t develop as she expected (dog head).”

Clicked.

“If your boyfriend is around at this time, it’s his fault (dog head).”

Hahaha.

“When a man was young: Mom, I was wrong.

When I was young: Baby, I was wrong.

Adult: Wife, I was wrong.

Middle-aged: Daughter, Dad is wrong.

Old age: Granddaughter, Grandpa is wrong. “

“Boys are wrong all their lives (smile).”

“My life has been like walking on thin ice (tears).”

elder brother,
do not talk,
Already sweating profusely.

Hahahahaha.

. . . . .

Raymond Lam: “So I often see people saying online that when a girlfriend is in a bad mood, her boyfriend’s breathing is wrong.

I just feel like there’s no reason for it, it’s very strange.
But still,

Just because you happen to be her boyfriend and happen to be by her side,
If you are not with her, you are not her boyfriend, and she is alone, she will also be angry.

It’s not that your girlfriend is weird.

All women are like this.

She does.

Your mother is the same.

It’s just inexplicable and unreasonable.

So what should boys do at this time?

another?
you are wrong,
It’s the same if you change one.

Believe me, there are no exceptions.

At this time, all you can do is one word: coax.

Just take what she says, don’t argue.

If there is really no way to coax him, just say, “Baby, let me learn to bark like a dog for you.”

And she laughed.

It’s that simple guys.

So why do we say that scumbag men and Aquaman are particularly good at controlling girls?

It’s because Aquaman never reasoned with girls, he just spoke sweet words.

Aren’t you an emotional creature?

Isn’t it about emotional communication?

Then I will use your rules to make you happy and satisfied.

On the other hand, why are there some high-quality boys who have good conditions in all aspects?

But the emotions are particularly bad?

Because you have no emotional intelligence.

Always use boys’ thinking to reason with girls.

Just tell me.

One talk and one breakup.

I see some brothers on the public screen are still very tough and are talking about bad habits.

I’ll tell you.
If you don’t love your woman, there are people who will do it for you. Don’t come to me crying when the time comes.”

Well. . .

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

Me: Don’t be angry, I’ll learn to bark like a dog for you.

She: 6
Hahahaha.

“Women are so troublesome. What are we going to eat for lunch tomorrow?”

“I’ll have a quick lunch at noon, and go out for a nice meal at night. Oh, and I have a girlfriend (dog head).”

“This kid, others treat him as a brother, but he kicks his brothers in the heart (laughing to death).”

Hahahahaha

. . . . .

Wait a minute buddy.

Lin Feng’s eyes fell on the public screen, and suddenly he saw a barrage.

“@军师, I am your hater, I don’t agree with your point of view, do you dare to challenge me?”

Lin Feng smiled,

He said into the microphone: “Brother, think about what I just said to you. I will pull this hater up first. I think he is very anxious.”

(End of this chapter)