Chapter 245 Buddy, You Are Doomed

Raymond Lam: “Brother, I’m not kidding you.

I have just analyzed it with you.
Even if you are together now, you don’t have the right time, place or people.

By then, you are inside and they are outside. They will dislike you because you are too far away and they can’t meet each other, or you are not around when they are sick.

Anyway, I’ll just find a random reason to cancel your account. You’re just a complete jerk.”

Boy: “It doesn’t matter.”

Pretty!

Lin Feng laughed angrily and clapped his hands at the screen.

Yu Huanshui was so angry that he pointed at the screen and shouted, “Brother, can you go and defend your country?”

Boy: . . .

Yu Huanshui: “How many years have you been in there? How long will it take for you to come back?”

Boy: “This is the sixth year since the transfer.”

Six years?!
Yu Huanshui and Lin Feng looked at each other.

Damn it!
“It’s your sixth year already, it’s so hard, you have to keep going buddy, you’ll have to pay five social insurances and three housing funds next, you have to climb up.”

Boy: “Brother, I really feel like I have met someone who shares the same values ​​as me and is a perfect match for me in every way. It’s hard for me to let go.”

Lin Feng was so angry that he slammed the table: “You’re delaying important matters, bro.”

Yu Huanshui: “You have been in the army for 6 years. What is your current position?”

Boy: “Class monitor.”

Damn it!
Lin Feng: “I really guessed it right.”

“Dude, you’ve been a squad leader for too long and haven’t trained enough. You’ve got too much free time!”

Boy: “Brother, I’m serious. Even if we chat for 5 or 10 minutes, I will try my best to reply her message.”

Lin Feng: “Brother, stop talking, it’s useless. Just hand yourself over to the country. As for your marriage and love affairs, the country will solve them for you. Trust the organization, okay?

You’ve been doing this for six fucking years, buddy. You’re almost there, just hold on a little longer.”

Boy: “But it’s hard for me to come out now.”

Raymond Lam: “You’ve only known each other for such a short time and you can’t get over it. Then it’s even more difficult for others to get over it after dating for such a long time.

And that guy can drive an SUV, do you think she can get out?”

Boy: “Today is the 16th. We met on the 7th, so it’s been nine days.”

? ?
Raymond Lam: “You can’t get out of this in 9 fucking days?!

Dude,

You are not love-brained, you have cerebral palsy.

The kind that can’t walk when seeing a woman and drools. “

Uh. .

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

“It’s Hard to Get Over It” “We’ve Known Each Other for 9 Days”

“No, has this buddy never seen a woman?”

“I can’t imagine what kind of relationship can be formed in 9 days. It’s because I haven’t met enough women (laughing to death).”

“Six years old, still in love (dog head).”

“It made the military advisor furious (hahaha).”

“9 days, the old squad leader is really hungry (sunglasses).”

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Lin Feng: “The brothers in the room are all laughing at you, can you wake up a little bit?

Forget it, I won’t get involved. I’ve already analyzed everything I need to analyze for you. It’s up to you.”

Boy: “Wait a minute, brother, what should I do next? How should I treat her?”

Lin Feng: “What are you talking about? Have you guys reached an agreement?”

Boy: “But we are always flirting with each other.”

Lin Feng: “What the hell is this about flirting? You’re just a trash can, there for people to put their trash in. Can you please be more aware of this?”

Boy: “But it was really ambiguous, and she also told me that after she and that guy are completely broken up, she will do that with me…”

Lin Feng: “Brother, aren’t you the spare tire?”

And if she is targeting you, and another person hurt her so much, she should have been with you a long time ago.

As for the words she said, they were to comfort you and drag you.

It’s because she’s afraid that if you don’t serve as her trash can, she will look for another one.

Do you understand what I am saying?”

Boy: “But I really like her. Before I met her, I had more than 800 followers on Douyin on my phone. After I met her, I unfollowed all of them, including yours, Junshi.

I wanted to connect with you today, and I just created a small account. “

??? Lin Feng instantly jumped up from his chair and yelled at the screen: “Brother, are you out of your mind?
Why the fuck did you unfollow me?

I’m a man!

Do I have any impact on you emotionally?

I’m a man, I’m not a f**king female anchor!”

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

“I’m a man, I’m not a marginal female anchor (dog head).”

“But you might be a borderline male anchor (sunglasses).”

Hahahaha.

Laughing so hard.

“This guy expressed his determination to a girl and deleted the military advisor (laughing to death).”

“Now I have a problem, I opened a trumpet to be a military advisor (awesome).”

“The military advisor’s back teeth are about to break (haha).”

“Eight hundred followers, and I only have over four hundred. This old squad leader really doesn’t train normally (picking nose).”

“I just looked at the beauties (covering my face)!”

“When I was on Bing, I didn’t dare to click on the follow button or like button, for fear that my boss would check my phone and ask me to explain (grin).”

“Is it possible that the boss found out and asked him to delete the posts, and then he deliberately said that he deleted all the posts for the sake of the girls to create a little touching feeling (dog head).”

What the hell!

“No wonder he can be the monitor.”

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Lin Feng: “Brother, you are so drunk now, your brain is hot, if you can’t do it, can you go out and run 5 kilometers?”

Boy: “Just finished running.”

Raymond Lam: . . . .

Yu Huanshui: “Brother, please get off. You are in the late stage of love brain. We can’t cure you.”

Boy: “Brother Shui, Military Advisor, please stop, help me again.”

Lin Feng: “Brother, I have already told you everything I should tell you. I don’t care whether you live or die. I don’t care about you anymore.”

Boy: “Brother, don’t be angry, I’ll give you a rocket.”

Lin Feng rolled his eyes and said, “I just need a rocket from you.”

About to kick someone.

Yu Huanshui suddenly held Lin Feng down and said earnestly, “I think I can give him some more advice.

of course,

This is not because you sent us rockets.

Who says we are emotional strategists who specialize in treating heartbroken people?

Is he a military advisor?

After saying that, Yu Huanshui raised an eyebrow at Lin Feng and said, “It’s also for the red faith.”

Lin Feng was amused.

I have to say that Brother Shui is indeed a competent assistant.

Raymond Lam didn’t care about the gift.
But Brother Shui really tries his best.

“Okay, for the red faith.”

Lin Feng: “Brother, I have indeed said everything that should be said and can be said.

If you still don’t believe in evil,

I have only one last suggestion.”

Boy: “What suggestions?”

Lin Feng: “Don’t go anywhere today, just stay in my live studio.

why?
Because you will find that we have a type of girls here, the kind that the worse others treat them, the more deeply they love, and the more they can’t extricate themselves.

I’m going to let them shatter your fantasies.

Let me show you whether it is worth giving up your future for a girl like this.”

Boy: “The future… It’s OK, it’s OK, but it doesn’t matter if I don’t have it.”

Fuck you.

Lin Feng: “Get out of here. I’m too lazy to scold you.”

Boy: “Wait a minute.”

“Roll, roll, roll, calf.”

Lin Feng kicked the boy off the microphone.

(End of this chapter)