I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network
Chapter 152: The Holy Body of the Innate Bar
Chapter 152: The Holy Body of the Innate Bar
Lin Feng: “Sister, listen to me, I will push you to get married.”
“Our mothers are all members of the association,
She can definitely introduce you to someone who is rich.
But let me tell you, my mother doesn’t have to be particularly good, she just has to be equal to us.
Because your condition is already very good,
Tell her that if she finds someone who is worth hundreds of millions, not only will you have to be his nanny, but your mother will have to be his nanny too.”
Girl: “Yes, that makes sense.”
Lin Feng: “Of course, we can’t even keep the chickens we raise.”
Well. . .
. . . . .
On the barrage.
“We can’t even keep the chickens we raise”
Hahahaha.
“The point is our milk (dog head)”
“The military advisor also wants to be a real man (laughing to death)”
“No, no, the military advisor mainly wants to accept the test of the organization.”
“What organization?”
“Tongwei wants to improve!”
“I want to improve so much.”
“The military advisor waved his hand, not to refuse, but to say no more.”
“Two horizontal lines and one vertical line mean action, one force and two dots mean implementation, waving your hand does not mean refusal, but means leadership means you don’t need to say anything.”
“Military Advisor: There was a loud noise in the sky, and the old slave made a brilliant appearance. Does the princess need a nanny?”
What the hell!
Geese geese geese geese geese.
. . . . .
Raymond Lam: “So, sister, my advice to you is to let our mom introduce you.
Because you are the most suitable for blind dating.
If you fall in love freely, you will most likely meet someone with a little kid.
correct,
I almost forgot about my grandpa.
Our grandpa is ginseng,
Ask him to show you more and introduce it to you.”
. . . . .
On the barrage.
“It’s great to have a reliable mother. I can only find a matchmaker.”
“Sisters, be careful. The matchmaker’s words are deceitful.”
“My best friend went on a blind date and met a vegetative patient. The matchmaker said he would wake up in a few days.”
what?
“My sister is still seeing a murderer. The matchmaker said he used to kill people but now he doesn’t.”
“Is there a program for that? (laughing and crying)”
“But I didn’t say I won’t kill you in the future.”
What the hell!
“I also saw a domestic violence victim who said he didn’t beat her every day, but only every few days.”
You,
Hahahahaha
Matchmaker: He is an honest man and doesn’t talk much.
Man: As we get older, we speak less truth.
I’ll be a good boy,
Man: I’ve been in jail for fighting.
Matchmaker: It’s okay. It’s fine now. You see, he never hit me along the way.
I laughed my teeth off hahahaha.
. . . . .
Hang up the mic,
Raymond Lam was smoking and watching the public screen.
I was also amused by the comments.
Ding~
Soon someone else took the microphone.
“Hello, military advisor.”
It’s a girl.
Raymond Lam: “Hello sister, do you have any emotional problems?”
“Military Advisor, I have been with my boyfriend for about a year, and I am confused about two things. I would like to seek answers.”
Lin Feng: “Well, you say.”
“The first thing is that it was my birthday two days ago, but he had a special situation because he worked in a bar.”
Raymond Lam: “What kind of work is there in a bar?”
“Beverage Marketing.”
Lin Feng raised his eyebrows: “So you met at the bar?”
“Yes, but that was my first time going to a bar. None of my sisters had ever been to a bar, so I was just curious.”
Raymond Lam: “So you go to the bar to have fun, and the other party is marketing.”
“Correct.”
Raymond Lam: “Who chased who later?”
“I took the initiative to add him on WeChat.”
Lin Feng smiled: “You are so proactive the first time you go to a bar, sister, you are a bar saint.”
. . . . .
On the barrage.
“Sacrament at the Bar”
Hahahahaha.
“I had a great time the first time I went to a bar. I had sex with two or three handsome guys in one night.”
“unbelievable!”
“No, what’s wrong with me eating? I didn’t go to a hotel with them.”
“Emperor Ruyan is so terrifying (dog head).”
“That’s wrong. You must remember that Emperor Ruyan has been a scumbag, a tea lover, a prodigal, poor, afraid, and down and out, but he has never been ugly. So please don’t insult our Emperor Ruyan (smile).”
Hahahaha. “A drunk woman’s mouth stinks, but after a kiss, she’s done with it.”
“I can hold my breath.”
“I have rhinitis.”
“No, why do you have to kiss (dog head)”
what?
There’s something wrong with you, buddy.
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Raymond Lam: “We have been talking for more than a year, what problems have you encountered now?”
“This year, their bar business is very bad. A while ago, one of his big clients contacted him from another city.
The amount of alcohol sales that big client had spent on their bar was extremely high.
But it happened to be my birthday, so there might be some conflicts in time.
He said he had to go out of town to look for his big client.”
Lin Feng was amused: “This is the first time I heard that bar marketing and customer maintenance requires going out of town.
younger sister,
A bar is a place for consumption. It does not mean that two people have a relationship of interest. It is a one-way transfer of interests.
He went to the other city to maintain the client.
This is probably using work as a cover.
Come on sister,
Tell me, is this big client a man or a woman? “
“female.”
Lin Feng spread his hands and asked, “What did I say?”
Come on sister,
Listen carefully.
There is no need to go out to market alcoholic beverages. What he is doing now is obviously providing some kind of emotional value service to that big customer.
To put it bluntly,
He’s not a bartender, he’s a quack.”
Well. . .
. . . . .
On the barrage.
“quack”
“what is this?”
“The sound of an animal (dog head)”
“A kind of flying bird.”
“A bird.”
Hahahaha.
“My third uncle is also haha.”
“You…, sister, this is a bit too much information.”
“I want to hear gossip.”
“Can I really join the group and listen to stories?”
“You can’t say that to my niece (shudders).”
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Girl: “Military Advisor, that’s not true. My boyfriend met his big client when he went to his bar. Then he found out that this client was very powerful, but he was not a local, so…”
Lin Feng knocked on the blackboard: “Sister, I’m afraid you haven’t understood what I mean yet.”
“I know I understand, but I am just stating this matter. As this matter has not yet entered the main topic, I am just explaining the background, so it is not excessive for you to make some guesses.”
Lin Feng put away the blackboard: “Okay, then you continue, I want to listen.”
Girl: “It’s about him. It conflicts with my birthday, and he has to go find that big client.
Because a few months ago, his client told him that if my partner came to see him, he would give me a lot of money, which was a very high consumption.
In fact, my boyfriend also found excuses to delay it for about two or three months. This was because the bar business was really not good.
I can’t delay any longer.
So I have to go find him…”
Lin Feng: “Sister, am I not being straightforward enough?”
“I know.”
Lin Feng: “Then can you accept this kind of thing?”
“But he will tell me everything, so…”
Lin Feng: “So what? So as long as I tell you, you can accept it?”
younger sister,
What kind of relationship are you in? Chunchun is dating a shopping guide in a shopping mall.
Well. . .
. . . . .
On the barrage.
Shopping Guide
What a niche word, hahahaha.
“No, what do you mean?”
“In our mall, we scan the QR code to choose a shopping guide. We go shopping together for half an hour. They are all tall and handsome men.”
Low EQ: Shopping guide
High EQ: Sharing Boyfriends
“I’ll give it a try.”
“It’s actually cheaper than a shared power bank.”
“Is there any magic city? I’ll scan one and help me hold the baby, hahahaha.”
“I want to rent it to help my child with homework.”
“I want to rent three, one for cooking, one for housework, and one for accompanying the children to study.”
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“Sisters, don’t just look at the appearance. They are all top sellers. You can’t leave the mall unless you go bankrupt.”
“The sweet talk and beauty made us dizzy (laughing and crying).”
“What the hell, this is a conspiracy of capitalists (dog head).”
“Pack them all up and sell them to electronics factories.”
“Good idea (thumbs up).”
“Capitalists would cry when they saw this.”
Hahahahaha.
(End of this chapter)