I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network
Chapter 142: The True Story of the Military Advisor
Chapter 142: The True Story of the Military Advisor
Lin Feng took a puff of cigarette.
To the live broadcast room,
Bros,
to be frank,
In this regard, this guy is not as good as me.
When I was in love, I had never been so cowardly.
At that time, I was in the second grade of junior high school.
Everyone is playing QQ space,
The most popular one is the step-on one.
There was a boy in my girlfriend’s class at the time who would visit her space every day and say, “Oh, here I come, let me water your flowers.”
. . . . .
On the barrage.
Hua Hai: “Haha, I also step on it every day and never run away.”
Obsession: “I have 40,000 to 50,000 messages on my QQ space. What was I doing at the time?”
“I’m a friend.”
“At first, it was a competition to see who had more, then it became popular to clear them all, and I deleted them for a long time.”
“I’ll delete one for every boyfriend I have. There are still more than 10,000 left.”
“Hahaha, that’s true.”
Chujiu: “When I was in primary school, I posted more than 700 messages on QQ, all pretending to be deep and sad, all kinds of heartbreak and despair. When I was in the second year of junior high school, I felt like an idiot. One day, I patiently deleted them all, which took me three hours (laughing to death)”
“I’m afraid I’ll hate myself when I grow up.”
Hahahahaha.
. . . .
Raymond Lam: “I noticed that this boy stepped on it every day, he was very diligent, just like his mother punching in at work.
I thought to myself,
What the hell!
This doesn’t treat me as a human being.
So I added his QQ through QQ space,
After adding him, I told him directly, I know who you are and which class you are from.
I told you I was her boyfriend.
I even introduced myself, my grade, class, and name, and asked you to stay away from her.
If you don’t stay away from her, I’m going to fuck you next.
As a result, the boy didn’t reply to me and directly deleted and blocked me.
But then he never went to my girlfriend’s QQ space again.
. . . . .
On the barrage.
I’ll fuck you next
“So handsome bro!”
Mon
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“Girls like this (laughing and crying)”
“Fuck him, I’ll fuck him, so what (dog head).”
“Hahahaha, I got it.”
. . . . .
Raymond Lam: “Because my girlfriend is one grade higher than me, she was admitted to a key high school in our area.
Then I rushed to
So I worked hard and was admitted to that school.
At that time, we were in the first floor of the first grade of high school.
The second year of high school is on the second floor.
One day I was standing in the corridor and suddenly someone bumped into me from behind.
He just pushed me really hard with his shoulder.
I became famous immediately.
I was thinking, who the hell are you?
Don’t you have eyes when you walk?
When I turned around, I saw a row of people standing behind me.
They are all sophomores in high school.
The person who bumped into me smiled and said, “Oh, what a coincidence, buddy, do you remember me?”
I have never seen him and don’t know him, so who are you?
Then he said his name,
After listening to it, my head immediately started buzzing.
I remembered, this is the man I once said harsh words to.
I rely on!
He also got admitted to this school.
. . . . .
On the barrage.
“Oh, the road of enemies is narrow.”
“It’s the same school again, what a bad fate!”
“Seven Lifetimes of Enmity belongs to that.”
Hahahaha.
“Internet trolls are real offline.”
“Smart people all report fake addresses (dog head)”
“I suddenly remembered that the military advisor just said proudly that I had directly introduced myself. I felt like laughing.”
Hahahaha.
Boy: Hey, buddy, do you remember me?
Military Advisor: Damn, fellow villager.
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Lin Feng: “Brothers, he is a sophomore, he has already become familiar with the brothers in the grade, there is a huge group of people, some of them are tall and strong, and you can tell at a glance that they are athletes.
I thought it was over.
You’re going to get beaten.
Fortunately, the school bell saved me.
I say,
Well, class is about to start. The bell is ringing.
Then I pretended to be calm and walked towards the classroom.
. . . . On the barrage.
Fortunately, the school bell saved me
He appears calm on the surface, but is actually very panicked inside.
Stranger: “Are you scared (dog head)”
Gouzi: “I heard you are very manly.”
Brother Long: “You want to fuck me, come on, fuck me!”
Military Advisor: Class has started, don’t leave after school!
Hahahaha, I laughed to death.
. . . . .
Raymond Lam: “Brothers,
I still remember that it was a chemistry class.
I didn’t listen to the whole class at all.
I had a feeling that I might get beaten.
When the bell rang, just as I expected, there were a lot of people gathered outside the door.
They are all the boys in the second year of high school.
They were shouting my name frantically at the door.
Actually, the bell had already rung, but our chemistry teacher didn’t finish his lecture and kept the class going.
Really, I was especially grateful to my chemistry teacher at that time.
I think I love you, teacher.
You are awesome.
But brothers, the chemistry teacher did not play a decisive role.
Because the class always has to end.
I heard a lot of people outside calling my name, shouting “Come out, come out” over and over.
There were a bunch of people at the door.
Our whole class is looking at me.”
. . . .
On the barrage.
Xiao Wan: “What are they going to do?”
Yaoyao: “A bunch of people are waiting to get beaten up (laughing and crying).”
Little Cake: “Military Advisor, what are you afraid of? Go get him.”
Military Advisor: Why don’t you do it?
He took my boast seriously.
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Raymond Lam: “Here I want to thank my chemistry teacher again, because my chemistry teacher is a role model.
He went out and opened the door. What are you arguing about? The get out of class isn’t over yet. What are you arguing about?
Sure enough, it was quiet outside.
but,
After the chemistry teacher finished his lecture, he returned to the classroom.
classmates,
That’s all for today’s class.
And then he fucking left!
He just left!!
. . . .
On the barrage.
“Maru spicy!”
“I’m really going to get beaten.”
“What are you afraid of? If you can hit 10, don’t hit 1.”
Hahahaha.
Take the bamboo shoots!
. . . .
Raymond Lam: “Later I thought it would be better to face it directly rather than being passive, so I left.
As soon as I walked out of the door, a group of people grabbed my arms and dragged me to the toilet.
That toilet,
The ground is full of water.
I can’t tell what it is exactly.
Anyway, the man kicked me directly in the stomach and kicked me to the side of the urinal.
Bros,
The military advisor is such a strong person.
Others don’t know,
Brothers know.
How could I bear this humiliation?
I clenched my fists and got up.
Then he kicked me again.
I got up and he kicked me. I got up and he kicked me.
Then I simply stopped climbing.
When they saw that I was not moving, a group of people came up and beat me up. ”
. . . .
On the barrage.
“I clenched my fists” “I got up and he kicked me” “I got up and he kicked me” “Then I just stopped crawling”
I thought you would have a reversal, but you just lay there.
Gouzi: “My brother is a bit of a wimp.”
Aaron: “How did he make his cowardice so vivid and funny?”
Xiao Wan: “But when I heard this, I felt it was really too much (heartache) (crying)”
Stranger: “It’s okay, the military advisor is very strong in his heart…”
The stream flowed: “That’s right, the military advisor is a very optimistic person. After being beaten, he sat slumped next to the urinal, watching the man walk away and muttering a few times: “Beat your dad, beat your dad.”
“Then a happy smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.”
The true story of the military advisor.
Military advisor spirit.
“The buddy with sharp ears heard it and went back to beat him up (dying of laughter).”
“Then I was controlled by my fellow villagers for three years.”
What the hell!
you,
this. .
Hahahahaha.
(End of this chapter)