Chapter 233: The Wizard King! Flop!

Mornings at Hogwarts are usually peaceful.

And it has been very clean for almost a thousand years because the administrators of Hogwarts are all very responsible, and the hygiene conditions in various places can even be used to cope with inspections by relevant departments every day.

Such a comfortable environment can be imagined to be very comfortable. However, accidents are sometimes so sudden, and today’s Ravenclaw dormitory area completely broke this long-standing record.

In the dormitory where Lyrium lives.

The ceiling suddenly cracked, and then a stream of yellow liquid poured down like a waterfall. The liquid, with a pungent smell, instantly filled the entire room.

Fortunately, Dumbledore and Nick Flamel reacted in advance, left the dormitory and cast magic immediately to isolate the torrent-like liquid in the dormitory.

If not.

The entire Ravenclaw rest area, and even the entire Hogwarts, could be in jeopardy—just as the voice that suddenly rang out said, two thousand years of accumulation is not a small amount! Outside the house, Dumbledore and Nick Flamel, who had avoided the gushing evil water, stood in the corridor, nervously watching the situation inside the house.

They just sensed something was wrong so they stepped back and cast magic subconsciously, but even though they were knowledgeable, they were still stunned by the scene before them.

“How is this going?”

Nick Flamel exclaimed, his eyes full of shock.

“Forehead……”

Dumbledore’s expression also became indescribable. He stared at the room, trying to figure out what was going on. His expression became more and more strange as his nose twitched.

“Oh! No! What does this smell!?”

Nick LeMay also began to realize what was happening.

Both of them found it hard to believe.

Merlin would actually do such a thing?
It’s too much of a dog! It’s too inhuman! It’s too disgusting!

“Ian…”

Nick Flamel looked into the dormitory with some pity.

The area outside was protected, but the entire dormitory was flooded in an instant, and the beds, tables and chairs were all shaking in the “torrent”. Even Ian had to be forced to soak in the yellow, slightly irritating “old cellar”.

“Damn you Merlin!”

Ian cursed.

With such a scene, Lyrium’s identity was self-evident. After all, who else but Merlin would attack him like this? The young wizard looked up at the sound of laughter, and saw Merlin, who looked like a little boy, holding his vitals and shaking them a few times above the crack in the ceiling.

The “sea water” that filled the entire room was actually poured by him!
“No wonder it’s still hot!” Ian was really impressed by Merlin, the old man. He could tell something was wrong at first glance. Merlin had actually made magical transformations on himself just like Voldemort.

however.

Unlike Voldemort’s magic transformation for strength, Merlin actually chose to use magic to create a super bladder for himself that has almost no effect on his strength! In order to avenge the psychological trauma Ian had inflicted on him more than a thousand years ago, he stored waste liquid in his body for more than a thousand years!

What a terrifying perseverance and execution! Of course, apart from this, it can also be seen how much of a shadow Ian cast on Merlin in the past time and space left in Merlin’s heart.

If not.

Why would he remember it for two thousand years and come back for revenge at the perfect moment?

“With such perseverance, no wonder you succeed in everything you do.” Ian’s body was floating in the “Aged Cellar”, but there was not much anger on his face.

Some are just sighs.

“I’ve been looking forward to this day for so long.” Merlin began to “close the gates”. There was no other way. If he didn’t stop, the whole dormitory would be filled with aged liquor that would soon spread to the ceiling where he was standing.

How can it be called a psychological shadow? Merlin didn’t even want to get his own waste water contaminated with it – he has since become a special mysophobia patient – yes! Merlin still remembers Ian’s rain so vividly, and the psychological shadow is huge!

how to say.

I’m afraid that apart from Merlin, only Ian could understand it a little bit, but he couldn’t fully understand and empathize. After all, only Merlin knew how much effort he had put in to eliminate the infection and impact caused to his body by the rain – those viruses that the little wizard told him about were really fierce.

It’s more than just not lying.

To this day, when Merlin recalled it, he even felt that Ian was being too modest. Those messy viruses were too weird. He even suspected that Ian had used magic to transform the viruses!
Since there are magical transformations for animals and humans, there must be magical transformations for viruses and bacteria. A normal alchemist would definitely not study and transform such weird things.

But on Raven! Ian! Merlin felt that his judgment was almost right! Against Ian, Merlin knew that magic against magic would never succeed.

After all, Ian’s evil thing has the power of magic immunity after transformation! Because of this, Merlin feels that this operation is the only way to get back on track.

“How is it? Do you know how disgusting this is?” Merlin looked down at Ian who was constantly rising and falling in the “Yellow River”. He felt an unprecedented sense of joy in his heart.

as predicted.

The joy of such a successful revenge was truly refreshing! After two thousand years of anticipation, Merlin’s obsession was satisfied, and he relaxed for a moment and lost his vigilance.

He probably didn’t realize that Ian’s expression was calm from beginning to end. He just swayed in the “Yellow River” without even trying to fly.

“I just want to say… Master Merlin, you are still too kind to poison your own bladder.” Ian even gave advice with a look of disappointment on his face.

“???????”

Merlin had never expected Ian to tell him this.

He looked a little confused.

I have absolutely no idea how to respond.

And at this time.

“Master, if you don’t follow the moral code of martial arts, then don’t blame me. There is a saying that goes… an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. You must pay with pain for stealing my unique skills!”

Ian suddenly yelled, and the next moment his whole body swelled up as if it had been soaked in a “pool”, and it was visible to the naked eye that it was rapidly expanding into a balloon-like shape.

“!!!”

Merlin was horrified.

He realized something was wrong and wanted to Apparate and transform himself into Mei Paopao, but unexpectedly, the magic seemed to be disturbed, and this brief disturbance made him miss the best opportunity to escape.

“Oh!”

Ian exploded.

It was like a rubber that broke, with a loud bang and great momentum. The huge impact force directly caused the aged cellar to surge, and all kinds of splashes came back to Merlin in all directions.

not only that.

After Ian’s explosion, there was an even more pungent smell in the air – the smell of Olige. The brown mud mixed with yellow liquid splashed all over Merlin.

“Cough cough cough!” Merlin had no time to react before he was affected by Ian’s explosion. His hair was blown up and he fell directly from the ceiling into the pool he had created.

of course.

This was not the most terrifying thing for him. The most terrifying thing was that he was covered in filth and looked miserable. God only knew how much stuff the little wizard had added to these filthy things.

“Do not!!”

Merlin’s scalp not only tingled, his heart was trembling.

“I’m going to die! I’m really going to die!”

Almost subconsciously, Merlin immediately cast a spell, transferring the Yellow River that filled the room, along with the good luck caused by Ian’s explosion, to some unlucky place.

Subsequently.

In an empty room.

Merlin finally showed his strength as the king of wizards – he cast dozens of spells in one second, but all of them were aimed at the room and himself, using the cleansing spell he improved. It can be seen that if Merlin also had a system, he would have practiced this magic to the maximum level long ago.

Of course, even so, Merlin was still trembling, and he didn’t dare to stop the cleansing spell. Perhaps, it should be called the purification spell, and its invention helped Merlin save many plagues. At this time.

“You are just not cruel enough to yourself. You dare not be as cruel as I am in selecting the materials for my clones.” There was a burst of brisk footsteps in the corridor.

Ian’s real body walked over slowly.

“Oh, yes, not as resourceful as me.” The little wizard had a smile of victory on his face. Yes, the “Ian” who just walked into the dormitory was just his usual clone.

When Ian realized that Lyrium was Merlin, he already had some precautions. People who often feel guilty should be able to understand that this is a precautionary measure.

Therefore.

Ian chose to be cautious.

as predicted.

Facts have proved that he was right to be cautious.

Merlin wanted to be as dirty as he was.

It’s a pity that Merlin didn’t know that he could be even dirtier. Knowing that Merlin liked to use his predictive ability when he had nothing to do, Ian would of course be on guard against the fact that Merlin would predict his identity and reveal it.

This is not.

Merlin looked at Ian’s smug face, feeling annoyed, helpless, and a little confused. “When… when did you hide?”

He was indeed cheating by using his ability of prophecy, just like the kind of peeping that Grindelwald often did. After the lesson taught by Grindelwald, Ian was very cautious when facing such people.

“Of course it was when I decided to come to see you with the two professors.” Ian blinked. He wanted to see the two elders, Dumbledore and Nick Flamel.

I never thought that these two people had quietly hidden far away.

It was as if he was afraid that he would throw an Ole Gei at Merlin again.

“…”

Ian was speechless.

He could only turn around and look at Merlin again.

“Master, I had already expected that you would launch a sneak attack on me, so I made some preparations in advance. How about it, a surprise?” Ian had indeed expected Merlin’s pettiness.

But he didn’t expect Merlin’s revenge to be this way. Of course, this didn’t affect Ian’s decision on how to express “long time no see” to Merlin from the beginning.

“Okay, okay!” Merlin gritted his teeth in anger, but he was powerless to refute. He could only lie on the ground, retching, and secretly vowed to himself that he would get back at his enemies one day.

“You are really smart to be able to hide your predictive ability from me!” He gritted his teeth and spat out a few words. His words indeed proved that he used his predictive ability to predict Ian’s return and arrival.

of course.

Ian belongs to the prediction he made.

“This confirms my guess. As long as we can deceive everyone, we can be said to have deceived the world. This will also directly affect the predictive abilities of you prophets.”

Ian is still summing up his gains.

but.

“Tell me, what did you put in your clone?” Merlin didn’t care about this at all. He looked up and asked bravely in a trembling voice.

He really didn’t expect that his carefully planned revenge would be easily seen through by Ian, who even turned the tables and used it to find the prophet’s biggest weakness.

But this kind of thing is not important to Merlin.

All he was afraid of was Ian’s shit.

“Forehead……”

Facing Merlin’s question.

Ian hesitated for a moment. He was concerned about his image in Dumbledore’s eyes, so he did not speak directly. Instead, he asked Merlin in a low voice in a somewhat tactful way.

“Master, do you know cauliflower?”

He kept his voice as low as possible.

However, Dumbledore and Nick Flamel, who were far away, heard it all. The expressions on their faces were hard to describe. Perhaps only Merlin had not yet reacted.

“What do you mean?”

Merlin’s voice sounded like he was retching.

“What I mean is… Master, you won’t have to worry about not having enough cauliflower to eat soon. It will grow all over your body, one crop after another, very quickly.”

“Of course, I originally wanted it to have a colorful form, but unfortunately I added a little magic immunity to it, so I had to give up the idea of ​​making the cauliflower bloom brilliantly.”

“That’s a pity.” Ian was indeed conducting magical research on viruses and bacteria, and this was his achievement, but it was the kind of research result that he didn’t dare to publish in papers or journals.

“!!!???”

Merlin, who had already stood up, froze when he heard this. He turned palely to look at the little wizard outside the door, and without anyone’s warning, he knelt down.

This is certainly not a plea for mercy.

But… my legs are really weak!

“You bastard! You’re so cruel!” I have to say that Merlin was still quite tough. Even though his face was as pale as paper, he still gritted his teeth and refused to give in.

“Master, I win again.”

outside the room.

Ian spoke softly.

“…”

Merlin didn’t respond.

The little wizard just assumed that he was acquiescing.

And seeing this scene.

Albus Dumbledore and Nick Flamel, who were already in mixed feelings, immediately became even more mixed. Both of them remembered what the little wizard had mentioned before about defeating Merlin.

So… this is the way to win! ?
“This… is this the confrontation between legendary wizards?” Nick Flamel muttered to himself with a hint of disbelief in his tone. He wanted to confirm with another legendary wizard beside him.

however.

Dumbledore simply covered his face.

Silence in response.

He also began to doubt his life. Both of them could not believe it, could not imagine that the confrontation between legendary wizards could be so primitive and return to nature?
They never had this kind of fight when they were young!
“To be honest, I never thought that Merlin would be… like this!” Nick Flamel sighed, feeling that his filter for Merlin was shattered.

“Maybe it was affected by some abnormal factors.” Dumbledore looked at Ian speechlessly. To be honest, he didn’t even notice when Ian made this plan.

According to normal logic, an excellent student would definitely make him feel gratified. However, at this moment, he recalled Ian’s smooth layout just now.

Dumbledore really wanted to ask, was the direction of development and growth of Ian Prince, the most outstanding student at Hogwarts, a little bit… wrong?
“Fortunately, he didn’t throw shit into the dormitories of those Slytherin students who offended him.” As the headmaster of Hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore felt a little fortunate.

This type of attack really made his scalp tingle.

I don’t want to face it at all.

It was more magical than magic, scarier than the Imperius Curse, he would call it a true mental attack. Just look at Merlin, even the Wizard King couldn’t stand it!

The Unforgivable Curse has such a record?
(End of this chapter)