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Chapter 411 Believe in Science
Chapter 411 Believe in Science
“So, what is your retirement life like now?”
“Just get up, exercise, then watch some TV, check your phone, eat something you like, and that’s pretty much it.”
Li Zhongren leaned against the bench, with some emotion in his words.
“That’s how life is for old people.”
“Can you tell me about your family’s kung fu? I think netizens are very interested.”
“Well, what can I say, a farmer.”
Li Zhongren smiled, raised his hand and gestured a few times.
“My ancestors practiced martial arts. They were probably escorts or bandits? I’m not sure, but it was passed down from generation to generation.”
“Ding”
“Writing begins.”
“The host’s ancestral information is being distorted”
“The distortion is complete.”
“Eh??”
Li Zhongren’s eyes lit up, and he seemed to understand how to use this cheat.
“So, yours is the real traditional martial arts?”
“There is no such thing as true or false in traditional martial arts.”
Li Zhongren laughed out loud.
“In ancient times, if you could fight, you were real, and if you couldn’t fight, you were fake.”
“Then why, now, traditional martial arts have become invincible?”
“Three reasons.”
After thinking for a while, Li Zhongren began to explain.
“First, it is normal for heroes to decline because the country does not support them and even suppresses them.”
“We agree with this. Indeed, the country does not advocate this kind of thing.”
“+1+1”
“What about the ring? This isn’t illegal, is it?”
“Why are you in such a hurry? The old man hasn’t finished talking yet.”
“Secondly, it’s what netizens said, if it doesn’t work in reality, why can’t it work in the ring? In fact, the reason is very simple, the version is outdated. The strong players in the Western ring now have extremely professional and scientific teams behind them. They are researching various techniques every year, every month, every day, every minute and every second, and bringing out new ideas.”
“And what about our so-called traditional martial arts? They are still teaching things that are more than a hundred years old. How can they not be backward? And if you lag behind, you will be beaten.”
“Wow, old man, you hit the nail on the head.”
“It’s a family tradition, and I can see things very clearly.”
“Who did you enter?”
“roll roll roll”
“233333”
“Thumbs up to the old man for speaking the truth”
“And the third, old sir?”
“Third, of course, is the human problem. Although traditional martial arts are outdated, they are not completely useless. Why can’t those so-called traditional martial artists fight? It’s very simple. They haven’t even practiced traditional martial arts well. Forget about physical fitness, resistance to blows, and reaction speed. These three are the most basic. If you lack any of them, you can’t fight even if you can’t withstand a punch from someone. “
“Iron Blood: Take my bastard punch”
“Haha, that’s too scary. There are no tricks at all, they’re all numbers.”
“Once the Tyrant Body is activated, everyone comes in vain.”
“Joshua: You’d better have a strong body.”
“23333”
“What the old gentleman said makes a lot of sense.”
The kitten nodded in approval, then rolled his eyes and said with a smile.
“May I ask you a question, old sir?”
“If you’re asking, don’t ask.”
“2333”
“Ahahahaha”
“You must be choking. The old man won’t buy your nonsense.”
“Heh, I’m just kidding, kid. At my age, I’ve seen all kinds of offenses. Just ask.”
“Well, that is, can you fight?”
“Haha, that’s definitely not possible. I’m already so old, and martial arts is just a hobby for me. Even when I was young, I had to work hard every day to make a living.”
“Trust science.”
“You get what you pay for. A professional fighter’s daily training volume is equivalent to that of an average person’s half a month of training. Their muscles are like tires. What can you use to fight them?”
“23333 Kitty’s dream of becoming a folk martial arts master has been shattered…”
“But I like this old gentleman more. Everything he says is true.”
“The old man has a really good attitude.”
“That’s right. They are financially independent, so how can their mentality be bad?”
“I get angry when I mention this, ahhh, he is truly the chosen one.”
“Live a life of ease.”
“Thank you, old man. I won’t bother you anymore.”
“you are welcome.”
Li Zhongren smiled and waved to the kitten. After watching it leave, he sat there and browsed his phone.
“And what about Kitty?”
Then go deeper into the forest park.
That’s right, one of the reasons why she came here this time was to visit the zoo and see some rare animals. There are many animals in this park, all of which were transported from all over the world. Some tropical animals are rarely seen in other zoos, so it is a good way to increase traffic.
“The scenery here is nice.”
The kitten held up his cell phone and took pictures of the tall trees on both sides.
Combined with light and shadow, there is also a Tyndall effect.
However, at this moment, the kitten discovered that there were people running in his direction. It was not just one person, but a group of people, running and shouting.
“What the hell, what happened??”
“Tiger, Tiger!!”
“The tiger escaped!!”
Finally, someone shouted.
The kitten felt his blood run cold.
Because, she really saw a tiger.
In the distance, a thing with yellow and black stripes was rushing towards him at a very fast speed.
Moreover, she saw clearly that those who were running away were easily pounced on by the tiger and then had their necks bitten off.
But what’s even more terrifying is that this tiger doesn’t eat people at all, but seems to enjoy killing.
After killing one person, he continued running forward, chasing after the others.
“Run, run!!”
“Kitty, what are you waiting for?”
In the barrage, the audience clapped their hands on the keyboard, but the kitten just stood there in a daze.
It’s nothing, I was just scared.
As a child of the new era of the East Country, she had never seen such an exciting scene and had an immediate stress reaction.
My feet felt like they were filled with lead, and my mind was completely blank. Then, I could only watch helplessly as the huge tiger pounced towards me.
“Eh? Why am I flying?”
The kitten suddenly found that he was floating up, just in time to avoid the tiger’s attack. At the same time, the barrage was full of 666.
Only then did she realize that she was not flying, but was being picked up by someone.
The one holding her was none other than the old gentleman from before.
“Ouch.”
Then, she felt as if she was thrown into a washing machine, rolled several times on the ground, and leaned against a big tree.
Fortunately, the force seemed to have been dissipated by the rolling, and this leaning only made her feel a little out of breath, but she was able to accept it.
At the same time, because of this leaning, she completely woke up.
The internet celebrity’s mind started working instinctively, and he picked up his phone faster than his body could think, pointing it at a place not far away.
There, the tiger did not continue running, but stopped not far from the old man, bent its body close to the ground, and stared at him with a pair of fascinating tiger eyes.
“Fuck, the old man is done…”
“Run!”
“What just happened?”
“It was the old man who saved the kitten at the critical moment.”
“It was too fast. I just saw the old man jump more than three meters in one step, as if he teleported, and threw the kitten away.”
“real or fake.”
“Really, really, I watched the replay.”
“Fuck, did we meet a real folk master?”
“Old man, let us believe in science, and then he goes to fight tigers?”
“23333”
“Don’t laugh, call the police right away.”
“That’s too late.”
“By the time the police arrive, the tiger will have already killed its way through this place. This tiger is so big that even the northern tigers have never seen one this big.”
“At least 700 kilograms”
“Fuck, seven hundred pounds.”
“Roar!!!!”
A tiger roar that echoed throughout the forest park interrupted the conversation in the barrage. The tiger pacing there finally seemed to be unable to bear it any longer and pounced directly at Li Zhongren.
Then, the people in the live broadcast room once again witnessed Li Zhongren’s almost teleporting steps.
Of course, I could see it more clearly this time.
It’s not teleportation, but similar to the jump step in boxing.
However, for a boxer in the ring, it is already amazing to move about one meter forward and backward at a time, but this old man just lightly tapped his toes and moved three meters away. Doesn’t it give people the feeling of teleportation?
Naturally, the tiger’s pounce failed again.
This caused the tiger to roar again!
The tiger’s roar made the leaves fall. The seven-hundred-pound beast lowered its front legs again, its blood-red eyes filled with murderous intent.
At this moment, Li Zhongren was located on one side of the camera, facing the tiger on the left and right, and his skinny back was as straight as a fully drawn bow.
His left hand was still holding his thermos cup, but his right hand hung inconspicuously behind his back. When he rescued the kitten just now, he took away the selfie stick of her mobile phone that she dropped.
“Run, old man!”
The comments in the live broadcast room were scrolling wildly, but the camera was always steadily focused on the man and the tiger.
The kitten slumped down at the roots of the tree, its throat feeling as if it were clamped by an iron clamp, unable to even scream.
She watched the muscles in the tiger’s hind legs tense up and the next second, the giant beast’s afterimage as it leaped into the air left a double image in the camera.
Li Zhongren didn’t move.
In other words, his movements were so fast that even high-speed cameras missed frames.
The toes rolled over the dead leaves and rotated half a circle, and the friction between the soles of the cloth shoes and the ground made a slight “rustling” sound.
When the seven-hundred-pound tiger’s body, wrapped in a fishy wind, pressed down on him, the old man suddenly squatted down, with his knees almost touching the ground. The thermos cup in his left hand hit the tiger’s teeth with a “clang”. The stainless steel cup body was visibly dented, and the tiger’s mouth was also shaken half an inch off.
“Ah!!”
The breath rolled through the old man’s throat, the sound like the morning bell of an ancient temple.
He took advantage of the situation and slid three meters along the tiger’s belly. His cloth clothes were torn into pieces by the gravel, revealing his metallic skin underneath!
“Fuck, sliding tackle!!”
“I can really slide!”
“No, you guys are paying attention, right? The old man’s body seems to be glowing golden!!!”
“What the hell, what the hell, what the hell is this? What is this for? Is this still traditional martial arts?”
“This has evolved into martial arts, right?”
“Roar!!”
The tiger shook its head, and the thermos cup in its mouth fell out of its mouth. It swung its tail angrily and hit the tree behind it. The tree, as thick as a bowl, broke with a sound, and wood chips flew like a rainstorm.
“Damn it, this is not an ordinary tiger.”
“What tiger can break a tree with its tail?!”
“What the hell, what’s wrong with this world?”
“Is the world going to end?”
“call”
Li Zhongren naturally couldn’t see the noisy comments, and even if he saw them, he had no time to pay attention to them. The giant tiger opposite him was no simple matter. He took a deep breath, and with his free hand he gently pried off the head of the selfie stick, revealing the sharp metal.
This thing is the weapon he will use to deal with the tiger next time.
After all, it is not impossible to kill the tiger simply by relying on the power of flesh and blood, but it may come at a price.
If we make an analogy, his current combat power is roughly similar to that of King Jinlun who has practiced the eleventh level of Dragon Elephant Prajna. The ultimate strength of his physical body is several tons, but the tiger opposite him is definitely not an ordinary tiger.
This is a tiger that has been revived.
All of these were recorded on his plug-in.
In fact, because of his existence, or his influence, his plug-in writing reversed the original history and covered a completely new history.
This tiger did not escape by accident, but broke the protective glass by itself, because it had become a spirit.
Naturally, facing a tiger that has become a spirit, even he now dare not be careless.
“Roar!!”
A beast is a beast after all. Unable to suppress the murderous intent in its heart, it pounced once again.
However, facing its attack, Li Zhongren chose to hide behind a tree this time.
With this one blow, the tiger broke a tree as thick as an adult’s thigh, and the fresh wood fibers at the broken end were still emitting green juice.
This time, Li Zhongren tested the tiger’s limit of strength.
The force unleashed by the tiger in that attack just now was roughly equivalent to the impact generated by a 1.5-ton car hitting the road at 120km/h. This was not calculated by him, but was the result of a convenient little AI provided by the sharing space, which assisted him in some mental work and helped him estimate the current situation.
There is no doubt that the tiger’s head was not injured under such impact force, so you can imagine how hard its body is!
At the moment, his combat effectiveness is actually about the same.
It’s the same thing. The other side has sharp teeth and claws.
So, if you want to kill this thing, you have to attack its weakness.
Thinking of this, Li Zhongren dodged again and came to the bluestone road.
He stomped his feet hard, and the bluestone slab was shattered directly, along with his cloth shoes. His tough soles stepped on the ground, and his toes were hooked on the ground tightly. Finally, he assumed the Tai Chi Cloud Hands posture.
“Roar!!”
The giant tiger pounces from mid-air!
Li Zhongren suddenly stopped, his left hand on the tiger’s head, his whole body sliding backwards like a feather, while his right hand holding the selfie stick stabbed out like lightning, the sharp metal pierced the tiger’s eyes at the most suitable angle, penetrated the hard tiger bones, and cut off the central nervous system of the tiger’s brain and spine.
“boom!!!”
Then, Li Zhongren turned his feet and the tiger was thrown out like a rag doll. Its heavy body slid several meters on the ground without any sound.
(End of this chapter)