Chapter 246 I’m Pregnant! (Two in One)

Once people have hope, they will feel that time passes quickly.

Two days later, it was a rare sunny afternoon.

Jiang Weiqun has been preparing for the two brothers to return home these days, and now she is planning to wash their bedding. She pulls her two sisters-in-law and Dai Xiaoqian together, and they gather around the washing machine to study it on a whim.

A few women were chattering and discussing what was going on with the washing machine knob when Qi Shunli appeared outside the yard, panting.

“Aunt Jiang…Aunt Jiang!”

“What’s the matter?” Jiang Weiqun couldn’t help but curl up the corners of her mouth when she saw Qi Shunli like this, but she still pretended not to know what was going on and asked.

Not only her, but everyone else also had a look of anticipation on their faces.

“They’re back! Songzi and the others…are back! Hurry up and pack up, let’s go to the entrance of the village to pick them up…”

“Oh my god! That’s great! I’m finally back! Hahaha!”

Before Qi Shunli finished speaking, Jiang Weiqun raised her hands high and happily started dancing the yangge in the yard.

The two sisters-in-law held each other’s hands tightly. Although there were tears in their eyes, the smiles on their faces were like spring flowers.

Dai Xiaoqian howled as she rushed into the room. She saw the little girl who had been taking a nap had already crawled out of the bed and was whimpering as she stretched out her short legs to slip out from under the kang. She hurriedly shouted,

“Yingying! Wait a minute, don’t come down yet, I will come over and help you put on your clothes!”

As she said that, she went to the side room to inform Dai Laohan.

The women outside the house also realized that there was an old man and a child in the house, and they hurried in to urge and help.

Two minutes later, the Dai family packed up everything and followed Qi Shunli to run quickly towards the entrance of the village.

Along the way, the village’s loudspeakers also sounded.

“Fellow villagers, young and old men! Young girls, young wives, and old ladies!

On this sunny afternoon, I…I am so excited to announce a good news!

Dai Song and his friends are back! Let’s go to Tunkou to welcome them!”

The person who used the loudspeaker to make announcements at the Getun headquarters was Liu Laoliu.

Ever since he heard from his teammates that his good brothers would be back in a few days, he stayed at the entrance of the village every day, sticking his butt out through the gap of the village gate, watching the direction his brothers were leaving;
It was cloudy and windy two days ago, and he was freezing outside all day, so cold that he broke out in big green snot.

The sun finally came out today, so he changed into black cloth clothes and took the old dog down from the kang, thinking that while he was waiting for his brother to come back, he could also bask in the sun.

But the warm sun made him sleepy, and while holding his old dog in his arms at the entrance of the village to bask in the sun, Liu Laoliu couldn’t help dozing off.

The dream was so wonderful. Although Liu Laoliu no longer went to the town to live happily as before, his spiritual pursuit had never stopped.

In addition, these days, after being influenced by the books in the “Lao Xiang Selections”, the scenes in my dreams are so heartbreaking and soul-stirring that they can kill me.

Just when Liu Laoliu was drooling with joy, the old dog in his arms interrupted his sweet dream with a roar.

“Huh?!” Liu Laoliu was so frightened that he kicked his legs and immediately sat down in the snow.

In other words, the wound on his buttock has almost healed, otherwise he would have screamed in pain.

“What the hell are you doing! Why are you yelling?” Liu Laoliu knocked the old dog’s head with his splinted hand.

His hand no longer hurts, otherwise he wouldn’t have been working so hard to help his good brother raise the wall despite the injury.

“Wang Woo!”

The old dog was lying in Liu Laoliu’s arms, barking continuously with full energy, but was suddenly hit and let out a whimper.

The old dog looked up and saw his owner glaring at him. He stopped whining and struggled to get his head towards the village gate.

Liu Laoliu didn’t understand what the old dog was trying to do, but he absolutely trusted the old dog’s sense of smell. He heard from Dai Song that if the old dog hadn’t smelled his scent and desperately called for help in the village, how could he be where he is today?
He immediately climbed out of the snow and carried the old dog to the door.

As soon as he got closer, Liu Laoliu saw that at the junction of Gouzi Mountain and the snowfield in the distance, there were several blurry black shadows slowly approaching Tuanjietun.

The two dark shadows in the front were one big and one small, one fat and one thin.

The big ones were rushing towards the village in the snow.

The smaller one ran around the larger one, seemingly playing or trying to be bullied.

When Liu Laoliu saw it, he was so excited that he almost fainted.

“My brother is back!

My brother is back!
a ha ha ha! “

But immediately, the ecstatic Liu Laoliu changed his hand to hold the old dog in his arms, and slapped himself in the face with the hand that was not splinted.

Snapped–

Although the cold temperature could delay the pain, the numbness at the corners of his mouth was real and clear to his brain.

“It’s true! He’s really back! Ahahaha!” Liu Laoliu rushed to the door of Guo Zusheng’s house and kicked the door wildly.

“Guo Zusheng! My brother is back! My brother is back!”

When Guo Zusheng, who was in the room, heard the door being kicked, he was immediately furious. But when he heard Liu Laoliu’s shout, his mind turned a little and his anger was immediately extinguished.

He is now equivalent to a useless person. If he just goes against Liu Laoliu, no one in the village will help him.

But if Dai Song comes back, it will be hard to say what will happen.

So he could only grit his teeth and swallow his anger, cover his head with the quilt, put two fingers into his ears, and pretend that no one was home.

And Liu Laoliu didn’t necessarily want Guo Zu to be born.

He was so excited that he felt that there was no one else around him to share his excitement with except Guo Zusheng. So after he came to his senses, he ran to the military headquarters and informed Qi Shunli, which led to Qi Shunli’s going to call the Dai family.

He racked his brains, carefully worded his words, and finally came up with a few lines of notice to inform the entire village of the good news.

After that, almost the entire village, even the resentful Zhao family came to the entrance of the village.

After using the loudspeaker, Liu Laoliu also ran to the entrance of the village in a hurry.

On the one hand, he missed Dai Song very much.

On the other hand, the loudspeaker was an important item in the military garrison in those days. It was no exaggeration to say that this thing was originally guarded as a strategic equipment.

Without permission, no one other than the village cadres can touch them.

Although the situation today is not as exaggerated as it was back then, it is a fact that Liu Laoliu used the loudspeaker privately. He did not want to be caught and reprimanded by the other village cadres, and he also had to welcome his good brother home, so he ran away as soon as possible.

Wang Tu Douzi also arrived at the entrance of the village. Not only him, but also Ju Hongxian was brought here.

The old woman was wearing the cotton-padded coat she had worn when she was throwing a tantrum at the door of the convenience store. She found that no one was paying attention to her. Her face was proud, yet still full of reluctance to accept it as always.

The villagers were pulling at the wall and looking at the cracks in the door, and they saw that about 200 meters outside the village, the Dai brothers, their uncle, and an old gangster from the neighboring village were walking back in a hurry.

In front of them is the fat bear Erhan that most people are thinking about!
“Girl! The little bear seems to have grown up again!”

“It has indeed grown, but its fur doesn’t seem as shiny as before!”

“It’s definitely not possible that it’s as shiny as before!

You can’t eat well or sleep well outside!
How can anyone take care of her better than Wei Qin? Your Aunt Jiang was really good back then. She took care of everything properly.”

The crowd’s discussions made Jiang Weiqun’s mouth curl up even higher. Qi Shunli saw that the Dai family was full of concern and waiting anxiously, so he also hurriedly directed everyone to open the door.

As soon as the door opened, the Dai family members were no longer willing to stay in the village, and they didn’t care about the snow outside the village. They shouted and rushed towards the black shadows.

The little girl was in her aunt’s arms. She was so excited that she twisted her body, waved her arms, and shouted “Daddy, Daddy!” non-stop.

Qi Shunli was afraid that the Dai family members would bump into things and fall, so he quickly ran a few steps and stopped them not far outside the village.

As for those dark shadows, when they saw Tuen Mun open, their relatives whom they had been longing for for days and nights to come out to greet them, they all wished they had two more legs and started running wildly.

Not to mention Huagu and Erhan.

Huagu was very lively. When he heard his little master’s call, he immediately bent his back like a bow and jumped out in a flash, leaving behind only a smaller and smaller figure to Erhan.

The little fat bear was so annoyed by the flower mushroom that he didn’t even bother to pay attention to it. But when he saw that the mushroom had returned to the group before him, he suddenly became very anxious. He swung his four paws and started running back with all his strength, panting.

He kept shouting as he ran, and could only comfort himself by saying that the bear had not arrived yet, but his shouting had already arrived.

Huagu rushed to the Dai family, wagging his tail, raised his front paws and put them on the Dai family, and was the first to feel everyone’s longing.

The little girl struggled to get down from her aunt’s arms, whimpering, and spread her little arms and pounced on the flower mushrooms with a “woohoo” sound.

Huagu has high shoulders and long legs, and even when standing next to Xiaoyingying, he is already taller than the little girl.

Now being hugged by his little master, he immediately made a coquettish noise from his throat that was inconsistent with his height. He licked the little girl’s face and made her giggle.

Erhan hurried over and finally rushed back to the group half a minute later.

Jiang Weiqun took one look at the little bear, shouted loudly, and ran quickly to Erhan.

“Oh! My little fat bear! I miss him so much! Let me take a look! Why is his hair gone?”

As she spoke, Jiang Weiqun reached out to touch Erhan’s belly.

The little fat bear cooperated very well and hugged Jiang Weiqun’s arm, then sat on the ground with his legs apart, calling out loudly and rubbing his face against Jiang Weiqun’s arm.

“You’ve lost a lot of weight! You’ve only been out for a few days! I was walking! I’ll make you something to eat when we get home! I’ll give you a nice meal!”

Erhan had been hugging Jiang Weiqun’s arm, feeling very intimate, but when he heard this, his face suddenly fell and he quickly stood up, shaking his head and running towards the little girl.

When the little girl saw Erhan coming, she also let go of her flower mushroom and wanted to hug the bear she had been thinking about.

Huagu was jealous and stood in front of the little girl, whimpering. As a result, the little girl slapped her on the head several times and then pulled her out of the way by her ears.

As soon as the little girl pounced on Erhan, the little fat bear immediately lay down and let the little girl “dominate” him.

Feeling the other’s soft bear fur and DuangDuang’s belly, the little girl buried her face in the bear’s fur happily, so much so that she forgot that Dai Song was running towards her.

It is said that a short separation is better than a new marriage. Although Nan Chunwan did not have a very good impression of her newlywed life, after being away from Dai Song for only more than a week, she felt like there was an empty space in her heart.

I can’t muster the energy to do anything, and I’ll fall into the waves of memories because of something anytime and anywhere.

Those waves beat against her heart again and again, reminding her all the time;

She has fallen deeply in love with the man in front of her.

“Xiao Wan, I’m back…” Dai Song tried to catch his breath, but he felt his arms go soft just when he was halfway through his words.

The always shy and introverted young wife now totally ignored other people’s eyes, covered her head, and threw herself directly into his arms.

Then he felt his waist tighten, and he didn’t know when his young wife had hugged his waist tightly.

“Xiao Wan, I haven’t washed my clothes for many days, they already smell~”

Dai Song put his arm around his wife’s shoulders as he spoke, but the little wife in his arms not only did not look up, but buried her face even deeper into his chest.

The little face that is exposed by one third is also red, making people want to take a bite.

He raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and hugged the other person tightly, feeling the longing seeping from the other person’s body.

The longing, along with Nan Chunwan’s unique floral and soapy scent, slowly penetrated into Dai Song’s nasal cavity, almost instantly soothing his nerves that had been tense for many days, making his entire body and mind relax all at once, and he even felt a little uncontrollably drowsy.

At the same time, Nan Chunwan in his arms moved.

She hummed and turned her head away, her beautiful eyes blinking shyly as she looked at Dai Song.

The two looked at each other, and in an instant, Dai Song felt as if the ice and snow around them had melted.

The next moment, Nan Chunwan opened her mouth slightly, her words were slightly unclear but full of shyness:

“Brother Song, I miss you so much~”

In an instant, Dai Song felt an electric current running up along his tailbone, instantly dispelling the distress he had just felt. But just as he was brewing words to express his gratitude to his wife, a series of loud, slightly dissatisfied and childish shouts disrupted his train of thought.

“Dad, dad, dad, dad!”

“Eh~”

Dai Song smiled and turned sideways, and saw the little girl in a new goose yellow cotton jacket carefully sliding down from Erhan’s belly, and then walking forward with difficulty in the snow that was deeper than her waist, following the footprints left by her mother.

While moving towards Dai Song, her two little hands were waving up and down like a chicken’s wings, as if this could help her pull her little feet out of the snow.

But the little girl was too young after all. After struggling in the snow for a while, she became extremely tired and sat down in the snow, panting heavily.

Seeing this, Dai Song gently took his wife’s hand and walked towards the little girl with tenderness in his eyes.

After leaving Dai Song’s arms, Nan Chunwan started to feel shy again. Moreover, she was being watched by almost everyone in the village. She immediately hunched her shoulders and followed Dai Song’s lead, hiding behind him.

At the same time, he shook his hands slightly to try to break free from Dai Song.

As they got closer to the village, Dai Song felt that his young wife was getting a little anxious and the amplitude of shaking his hand was getting stronger and stronger, but he didn’t want to let go of his wife, so he quietly moved his fingers.

Nan Chunwan was so focused on “competing” with Dai Song’s hand at the moment that she didn’t notice the other party’s little movements at all.

As she was about to walk up to her daughter and let everyone see the couple’s intimate gesture of holding hands, Nan Chunwan became even more anxious.

After all, people’s thinking is still very conservative these days, and she had been quite proactive both times, whether it was hunting wolves at night or sending Dai Song off. In addition, with Dai Song’s “celebrity” effect, many young couples in the village who had been on blind dates but had not yet entered into marriage ceremonies followed their example;

Whenever we meet secretly and talk, we always try to imitate her and Dai Song, holding hands and hugging each other.

Although these were nothing in the eyes of Dai Song, who had experienced the situation of checking into a hotel the first time he met someone in the future, in Nan Chunwan’s heart, she seemed to have become the “culprit” who led young men and women astray.

Seeing that the hand-holding action was about to be exposed, Nan Chunwan hurriedly exerted force with her hands.

Unexpectedly, she broke free very smoothly this time and slipped out of Dai Song’s hands directly.

But even so, Nan Chunwan felt a little disappointed.

After all, she and Dai Song are husband and wife, and they have just experienced separation, so how could they not want to be more intimate with each other?

While Nan Chunwan was thinking about this, she had already started trying to adjust her emotions, but just as she raised her head slightly, ready to act as if nothing had happened, the hand that should have been released was tightly hooked.

Dai Song’s right little finger had hooked around her little finger at some point, and although their hands were separated, their little fingers were still tightly intertwined.

As Dai Song moved forward, the two hands, one big and one small, shook slightly, but the strength of the little finger did not decrease at all.

“Chi~”

Nan Chunwan curled up the corners of her mouth and couldn’t help but chuckle.

At this moment, she suddenly felt that it was not a big deal to deviate a little from the secular world.
Dai Song picked up the little girl, and Xiao Yingying immediately pouted her lips and hugged Dai Song’s neck tightly with her little arms, as if she was angry at her father for favoring her mother over her daughter.

“Dad~” Xiao Yingying’s voice sounded a little aggrieved.

“Hey~” Dai Song felt his heart melt, and couldn’t help but move closer to the little girl. The father and daughter rubbed their heads against each other.

“Dad came back late, have you eaten well at home these days~”

“Yeah!” Xiao Yingying nodded so vigorously that her two short legs swayed, and then she reached into her pocket and searched again and again.

As if she was taking something out, the little girl slightly turned sideways and closed the thing with her two little hands like a clam.

The remaining jealousy on her little face was swept away, and she smiled with her eyes curved, showing her little teeth, tilting her little head and whispering cunningly,

“Dad, guess what’s in my hand!
If you guess correctly, I will give you the bunny~”

Dai Song couldn’t help laughing, looking at the little girl’s sparkling eyes, and made an embarrassed expression.
“Hmm~it’s candy?!”

Dai Song was just talking nonsense to help the little girl guess the riddle, but he didn’t expect the little girl to say “Oh!” with a surprised expression, and then slowly spread out her hands.

Then she saw a delicate little rabbit folded out of White Rabbit candy wrapper standing in the little girl’s palm.

The candy wrapper was small, not even as big as a block of tofu. There were many folding marks on the paper, and the edges were not neat, making it look a little rough.

But Daisong knew that this was the result of the little girl’s hard work for a long time, repeated attempts with her tender and not yet dexterous little hands.

The little girl treated it as a treasure, held it in both hands and handed it to Dai Song, smiling foolishly:
“Dad, you’ve been gone for a long time.
Yingying misses you so much~”

At this point, the little girl pursed her butt in embarrassment and said:
“Dad~ When you were having a rough haircut, Yingying secretly left a candy for herself~
Then~
Every time I miss my dad, I secretly take out that candy and lick it~”

Dai Song’s eyes were full of tenderness and heartache.

“Why do you eat candy secretly~”

“Hehe” the little girl blinked her big eyes and looked at her mother beside her, feeling a little embarrassed.
“Because~
Because it’s night~
Eating candy at night will cause toothache ~ Mom and grandma won’t let me eat it ~
So I can only be quiet~”

At this point, the little girl leaned close to Dai Song’s ear and continued in a very soft voice,

“I hid under the covers and licked it quietly ~ it was sweet ~ I was really happy!
Then you can sleep happily~
Although Yingying missed her dad very much after finishing the candy in the past two days, she didn’t make a fuss~”

At this point, the little girl closed her hands slightly and shook her head proudly.

Dai Song felt a little nervous. His daughter was so sensible that it made him feel distressed. He kissed the little girl’s round face.
“My daughter is awesome!”

“Hehe~” The little girl was delighted, shaking her little feet proudly, and then she brought the little rabbit that she regarded as a treasure to Dai Song.

“Dad~Rabbit, this is for you~”

Dai Song felt as if his heart was wrapped in candy at this moment. He nodded and said, “Thank you, my daughter. Dad can’t take it now. Give it to me when we get home.”

As he spoke, he shook the little girl in his arms and took his wife to the village.

Dai Bai had just finished spending time with his wife.

Unlike what Dai Song thought, Dai Bo did not have the fearless attitude of returning to the tiger’s den. Instead, he was in a state of ecstasy for some reason. He was so excited that he even staggered when he walked, as if a bug had crawled into his shoe.

Jiang Haohan and Li Qinghai were relatively calm. They greeted Qi Shunli calmly.

Li Qinghai also asked Qi Shunli to reject Xie Defa’s plan to have someone pick him up, and decided to go back to Xiazhutun by himself after having dinner in Tuanjietun.

The little fat bear led the way, shaking his head, and a group of people followed behind him, walking into the village in a mighty manner.

The surrounding villagers were silent at first, and even felt strange about Dai Song and others, as if they were from a different world.

But as Dai Song greeted the villagers with a smile along the way, everyone’s enthusiasm seemed to be ignited in an instant.

What followed was a thunderous welcome, so enthusiastic that the Dai family spent half an hour squeezing through the crowd to get home, a distance that should only take five minutes to walk from the entrance of the village.

Li Qinghai felt that he should make room for the Dai family, so he followed Qi Shunli to the village headquarters without saying much to Dai Song.

Jiang Haohan also went to the military headquarters with them. After all, after returning safely, the first thing he did was to inform his family.

As soon as he got home, the little fat bear couldn’t wait to climb over the wall and squat at the door, scratching it.

Jiang Weiqun pretended to be angry and slapped Erhan on the head, then opened the door happily.

Xiaopang squeezed into the house through the crack in the door and rolled into the warm little nest under the small bed.

After nearly ten days of separation, Xiaowo was obviously unable to adapt to Erhan’s body size.

Erhan lay down in the nest, and no matter how hard he struggled, he just couldn’t get his butt back into the nest.

The little bear was a little distressed, but he was reluctant to sacrifice the thickness of his nest to increase its width. He could only lie in it and use the fading little medal to distract himself.

The rest of the people surrounded the two brothers and Jiang Weiqun and went into the main house.

Several people took off their thick cotton coats and sat on the warm kang.

The women immediately got busy.

Some served tea, some peeled fruit, the service was so thoughtful.

Except for Tang Liping, she sat close to Dai Bai, and the two of them sat happily on the kang.

Dai Bai and Er Idiot were like two idiots. Ever since they met Tang Liping, they had been whispering about something and just kept laughing. They laughed all the way from the village entrance to their home and almost drooled.

Now everyone calmed down. Jiang Weiqin, who came into the room with a fruit plate, immediately noticed something was wrong.
“What’s wrong with you? Why are you so happy?”

“Hey~” Dai Bai smiled innocently, then pretended to be sophisticated and took out those yellow wild boar tusks from his pocket and put them on the table.

“What is this?” Dai Xiaoqian put down the teacup and couldn’t help but become curious.

Dai Song looked at the expressions of his brother and sister-in-law, and couldn’t help but have some guesses in his mind. He turned to look at Nan Chunwan beside him.

Nan Chunwan blinked her eyes quickly. Dai Song understood immediately, knowing that his sister-in-law had not even told his mother about this matter, so he closed his mouth and smiled tacitly, leaving the stage to his brother and sister-in-law.

“Why do I feel so bored after going out?”

Jiang Weiqin complained with a curled lip, and Dai Bai didn’t keep her in suspense. He pointed at the wild boar’s tooth on the table and couldn’t help but said in ecstasy,

“I’m pregnant!!”

(End of this chapter)