Fight the monsters before 8 am

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After finishing speaking, Shinbaji left his seat and walked to the switch, turning on the headlights in the room.

"Hehe, you still have the nerve to say that we are going too far. You didn't even get the plot of Neon Genesis Evangelion. I punish you by making you watch it again and then write a 50,000-word movie report." Kagura would not admit that she had a problem, and she kept holding on to Shinpachi's problem.

"Alright, alright, since we traveled to this world, we haven't seen any time travelers related to Neon Genesis Evangelion.

Why would you write a review for me to watch Neon Genesis Evangelion? You might as well let me watch the Ultraman series. At least Ultraman and the monsters are real now. "

Shinpachi complained as he returned to the dining table, and at the same time he reached out and took off the sunglasses on Kagura and Gintoki's faces.

"I put these sunglasses away. I need them as prizes for the ring toss game. They can't be damaged."

Xinbaji also took off the sunglasses on his face. He put the three pairs of sunglasses into the glasses case and put them back in their original places, then sat back in his seat.

"Let's continue the meeting. It's the ninth session, so let's just think about how to do this live broadcast." Xin Baji stopped dwelling on these issues and quickly got the conversation between the three to the point.

"You're so impatient, Shinpachi." Kagura showed a somewhat lewd smile on her face. I didn't expect that Kagura could really use such a cute face to make such a lewd expression in real life.

Then Kagura said, "This live broadcast will definitely not go viral right from the start, unless we happen to catch some special event, like Ultraman suddenly appears and is fighting a monster, and we are filming right under Ultraman and the monsters, that would be awesome, the traffic would be crazy."

"Not great at all. I don't want to waste my life in this world. I also want to go back to see my sister." Xinbaji complained.

"Don't worry, who are we? We are funny characters. Have you ever seen a dead funny character?" Kagura said very confidently.

"Isn't the general dead?" Xinbaji stared with dead eyes and said suddenly, "It's really a pity. He was used as a prank for so long, but in the end he still couldn't escape death."

"Hey, don't say such discouraging words. Isn't the young hero in our world still alive? We can just go back and take the secret code to rescue him." Kagura was open-minded. She waved her hand and said nonchalantly.

Before the time travel, the three people from the Yorozuya were in a relatively early time point and had not experienced many things. It was also still a long time before the death of the General.

After coming to this world and watching the anime and manga of "Gintama", Kagura is very confident that she can go back and prevent some tragedies from happening.

Kagura looks heartless, but she is a girl after all, and she is still soft and delicate inside.

When seeing the tragedies shown in anime and comics, although Kagura would not cry like an ordinary girl, she still felt bad.

I couldn't prevent those tragedies before coming to this world, and I can't prevent those tragedies when I go back to this world. Then, wouldn't this trip have been in vain?

"Really? You interrupted me again. I don't even have time to talk about business." Kagura picked up the magazine, rolled it into a tube, and hit Shinpachi on the head again.

"I don't know who changed the subject." Xinbaji muttered.

“Let’s talk about our live broadcast business. It will definitely not be popular in the beginning, so we cannot stop our current ring-tossing game and our usual odd jobs to ensure that we have a certain source of income.

Don’t be like some stupid online novel authors who start writing full-time before they have any results, and end up making a mess of their lives. "Kagura's words are quite valuable.

"Why are you suddenly talking about online novel authors? This is such a hard change of topic. It feels like you want to diss someone." Xinbaji complained.

"Don't mind these things. I just wrote them down on impulse. The online novel industry here is so developed." Kagura paused and continued, "When we usually broadcast live, we will broadcast live nearby. The night market is very lively anyway, and there are people who come to the night market to broadcast live here. Then we will go to where special events happen. Shinpachi, don't just stand there, write down what I say."

"Oh."

Xinbaji quickly found a pen and a notebook and started writing on them.

"Of course, there must be people who think the same as us, so we must have our own characteristics or greatest strengths. In fact, we already have them, and that is we are the Yorozuya trio." Kagura spoke with a very rhythmic intonation, like a big leader, and even slapped the table.

Shinpachi nodded, took a pen and wrote in the meeting minutes, "Kagura-chan said some nonsense about 'we are us'", and after writing, he continued to look up at Kagura.

“So when we’re live, we have to wear our most distinctive clothes, which are the clothes that we almost vomited in on the original set.

Before, we changed into clothes that ordinary people in this city wore in order to hide our identities, but now we want to disguise ourselves as anchors cosplaying as the Yorozuya trio, so we have to put on those clothes again.

In addition, when we are broadcasting live, we must highlight the characteristics of the characters and make them as stereotypical as possible.

Take me for example. Although I don’t say "Alu" very often now, I still say "Alu" every time I pause during live broadcasts.

It's you, Shinbaji. When the live broadcast starts, you have to complain about every word that Gin-san and I say, and you can't let our words fall to the ground."

"Kagura-chan, isn't this a bit too deliberate?" asked Shinpachi.

"Very good, you have fully understood the spirit of the meeting. There will be no problem with the live broadcast package in the future." Kagura slapped the table again, pointing at Shinbashi and said excitedly.

"Huh?" Shinbaji was confused for a moment, "This... is what I just did considered a complaint?"

"Very good, that's the situation! But we are in a meeting now, and you don't have to complain about everything I say, otherwise the meeting will slow down the progress too much." Kagura said.

At this time, Gintoki raised his hand and said, "Um, Boss Kagura, I have already sold that set of clothes of mine."

"Ah? You sold your clothes? Our family is not so poor that we have to sell clothes, right?" Xinbaji asked in surprise.

"No, I wanted to buy something some time ago, but I didn't have enough money, so I put my clothes on a second-hand trading app to sell. The price was quite high, and then it was bought by a buyer from the same city. I think the other party didn't bargain, so he just took the high price and sold it." Gintoki scratched his head, "But it's okay, I got a set of Konoha Village ninja cosplay costume for free, and I will play Kakashi when you start the live broadcast."

"You might as well sell that set of Konoha Ninja cosplay costume. Gojo Satoru is more popular now, and this character is relatively easy to cosplay. You just need to wear an eye mask. There is no need to get a special cosplay costume." Kagura suggested.

"That's a good idea." Gintoki nodded.

"Hey...you guys..." Xinbaji really didn't know what to say. Is this the point of the problem?

The point is, what exactly does Gintoki want to buy? He even started selling clothes to raise money.

Fortunately, Shinhachi is now in charge of the money at the Yorozuya, otherwise he would really suspect that Gintoki would secretly embezzle the family's money.

"The live broadcast content and style have been determined. The next step is to apply for a live broadcast account and then wait for the broadcast to start. If you have any good suggestions, you can raise them now and pool our wisdom." Kagura said.

"I, I, I have an idea." Gintoki raised his hand and said, "We can discuss it with Jin Jisong and let her show her face in the live broadcast room."

"Isn't this bad?" Shinbaji disagreed with Gintoki's suggestion, "It would be bad if it disturbed Sister Jisong's life."

"I didn't say to let her appear on the show directly. We must discuss it in advance, and our live broadcast can also boost her business." Gintoki said.

After listening to Gintoki, Kagura also had an idea, she said: "Yes, we can not only cosplay Yorozuya, we can also bring in cosplays of other characters, so that the live broadcast room will be lively, and people nowadays like to watch mix-and-match the most.

I remember there was an old man in the small garden who wanted to open a magic interest class to trick children. That old man looked a lot like Dumbledore, so I invited him to the live broadcast room to cosplay Dumbledore. "

"Yes, yes, there are many hosts who cosplay celebrities online now, and the effect is great. If we collaborate with cosplayers from other works, the effect might be great as well." Gintoki slapped his thigh, "I remember there was a very thin little girl who often appeared in the small garden. I invited her to cosplay Rukia."

Chapter 334 I want to become Master Spesium!

"Ah chirp~"

Rukia, who was sleeping soundly, sneezed cutely. She wrinkled her nose, then turned over and continued to sleep hugging the quilt.

She didn't know that someone had been eyeing her, and because of her thin figure, Gintoki saw her as the perfect candidate to play Rukia.

If Rukia knew about this, she would be so angry that her face would turn red. However, she was still sleeping soundly at this moment, and continued to act as the energy absorber without realizing it, constantly absorbing energy from Xing and Yue.

There was more than just Rukia in the room, Yoruichi was also lying on the bed in the bedroom, absorbing energy beautifully.

Thanks to these two energy-absorbing girls, Xing and Yue's body energy has never been overloaded. Because of this, his body has never experienced a power outage.

In addition, the energy in his body can be restored autonomously. These two energy-absorbing girls are absorbing it all the time. His energy recovery ability is being constantly exercised and growing.

The next morning, when Ye Yi woke up, he burped a lot of energy.

Rukia got up earlier than Yoruichi. She came out of the bathroom, wiping her face with a towel. She saw Yoruichi burping, so she went over and poked her belly.

"What did you eat last night? You were so full that you burped."

Ye Yi's current state is more like being drunk than just waking up.

She was in a daze, and when she heard Rukia's words, she almost uttered human language, but she held it back in the end.

What is this? Am I drunk from absorbing energy?

Ye Yi shook her cat head. Even though she was a little dizzy now, she still climbed up from the bed gracefully. She walked into the bathroom with authentic cat steps.

Xing and Yue were washing their faces at this time. Thanks to the Ultraman Clan's miraculous body recovery ability, the injuries that would take an ordinary person several months to heal have now recovered more than half.

He took off all the bandages on his body, and although some horrific scars were still visible, he looked much better.

Xing and Yue, who were washing their faces, suddenly felt something brushing across their arms, so they squinted and saw that it was Ye Yi who jumped onto the sink.

"Good morning, Mimi." Xing and Yue greeted.

"Meow~ (Good morning, but please don't call me that stupid name.)" Yoruichi also meowed.

She looked up at Xing and Yue, who were topless, whistled and said, "Meow~ (You have a nice body, little one.)"

After Xing and Yue put on their clothes, they look very thin, but in fact they are still quite well-endowed, especially their slim waists, which will make anyone who sees them envious.

Xing and Yue naturally didn't know that they were being teased by a cat, but they clearly heard their own cat whistle.

"Wait a minute, can cats whistle?" Xing Heyue said with some surprise while wiping his face with a towel. He knew that his cat was a little special, but he didn't expect that his cat could actually whistle.

Can a cat's body structure allow it to whistle? This really touches on the blind spot of Xingheyue.

Ye Yi ignored Xing and Yue's doubts. She turned on the faucet, then jumped into the sink and took a quick shower. After jumping out, she stretched out her paw to turn off the faucet and shook off the water on her body. Xing and Yue, who were standing next to her, were splashed all over by Ye Yi.

Xingheyue reluctantly put his towel back on the rack, and at the same time took out the towel specially used for Ye Yi, and began to wipe Ye Yi's body.

"Don't shake the water off. I'll help you wipe it off."

As Xing and Yue spoke, they hugged Yoruichi and rubbed her gently. This behavior could really make Soi-Fong jealous and crazy.

Ye Yi did not struggle and enjoyed the service of Xing and Yue happily.

"Meow~ (Good job.)" Ye Yi meowed again, very satisfied with Xing Heyue's service.

After wiping the body, Xing Heyue used a towel to wipe Ye Yi's cat paws, which made Ye Yi feel that Xing Heyue was tickling the palms of her hands and soles of her feet, making her feel itchy.

After drying Yoruichi, Xing and Yue carried Yoruichi out of the bathroom.

Seeing Yoruichi lying in Xingheyue's arms with a comfortable smile on the cat's face, Rukia felt an inexplicable anger rising in her heart.

Rukia stared with her crescent-shaped dead fish eyes, and without saying a word, she went over and took Yoruichi out of Xing and Yue's arms and put her on the bed.

"Okay, I'll apply the medicine for you. Sit down quickly." Rukia patted Xingheyue's lower back.

As for why he had to pat the lower back, Rukia also had something to say. Xing and Yue had injuries on their backs, so he could only touch them... ahem, he could only pat the lower back, but he couldn't pat the butt.

Eh? Yes, you can pat someone’s butt. We’re all buddies, so it’s okay to pat him once.

But Rukia didn't take any more photos. She decided to wait until tomorrow.

After Xing and Yue sat down, Rukia brought over the bag of medicine.

She gently applied medicine to Xing and Yue with her little hands, and then wrapped them with bandages.

"How are your eyes?" Rukia asked softly.

"I can see now, but it's still a little blurry. I think it will be fine in two days." Xing Heyue said.

"Don't close your eyes so tightly!" Rukia complained softly, while gently pinching Xing and Yue's noses.

Seeing that Xingheyue's eyes were no longer tightly closed, she gently opened a crack in Xingheyue's eyes. With her other hand, she took the eye drops and applied them to Xingheyue.

Then he tore off a piece of eye dressing and covered the injured eye of Xing and Yue, and finally put on gauze, and the whole process of applying medicine was completed.

"Thank you very much." Xing and Yue thanked.

"Really? You're so polite that it's almost annoying. I told you we're all brothers." Rukia put away all the medicines and put them back into the bag.

Xingheyue changed clothes first. Rukia wanted to help, but was rejected by Xingheyue. He was now able to do things like changing clothes.

After getting dressed, Xing and Yue left the bedroom first, leaving Rukia with space to change clothes.

Ling Lukia pouted as she failed to succeed, but she didn't waste time on these things. After packing up the medicines, she changed her clothes while muttering something that others couldn't hear.

After Rukia also changed her clothes, they both began to pack up their things and prepare to leave.

"Where's your cell phone?"

"I have it. Where's your transformation device?"

"I have it with me. I also have spare batteries and spare transformation devices with me. By the way, are you still bringing that wooden sword with you today?"

"Of course I have to bring it. What if I run into a Hollow or some other evil creature again? What will I do without my wooden sword?"

"When you encounter these things, don't always think about rushing in alone, you must call me first."

"Got it. As a patient like you, don't blame me. Just focus on recuperating."

"Meow~ (Don't worry, I'm here.)"

Although Xing and Yue are feeling much better now, Rukia still can't bear to let them drag their sick bodies to cook for her, so they have been eating breakfast in the school cafeteria these days.

The two of them left the apartment with Yoruichi, took the bus, and arrived outside the Johto Institute of Technology.

After arriving at the school, Rukia first ran to the Mitsuha Sweet Drink Shop to greet the manager Ye Zi, left her cross-body bag and wooden sword in the shop, and then followed Xing and Yue to the North Courtyard Canteen to have breakfast.

While eating, Lucia still held her mobile phone in her hand. Although she had not been using mobile phones for a long time, she had already developed a common habit among modern people, that is, keeping her mobile phone in her hand at all times.

"Watsuki, this should be your school." While Rukia was scrolling through the videos, she saw the video of what happened in the Purple Gold Flower Hall yesterday.

Jun Shiqi actually didn't expect that under such circumstances there would be someone who would have the mood and time to shoot a video, and that the things in the Silent Hill space were actually captured by ordinary electronic equipment.

You are from Silent Hill, stand up straight, how can you be so shameless as to be filmed by ordinary electronic equipment?

The video was shot from the middle of the incident, when the mass-produced knights were fighting the nurse sister.