Chapter 367: Dionysus: “Sometimes I really want to call the police.”

In a cave somewhere far away from the town of Bikini Bottom, Bacchus was being stared at closely by several gazes, as if he were a rare animal locked in a cage.

The owners of these gazes, in addition to the ray demon and dirty bubble who rescued him before, also include a giant mutant moth with flapping wings, a Black Jack who is dressed similar to SpongeBob but with well-developed muscles and a middle-parted hair, and a ghost floating in the air in a pirate captain’s costume – the Flying Devil.

Of course, in addition to these strangely shaped guys who looked like bad guys at first glance, there was also a group of weird creatures staring at him.

These include, but are not limited to, a mechanical mantis, a flat flounder, a giant lobster with strong claws and a scorpion-like tail…

“Damn it, what the hell are these guys…and why are there such huge moths in the sea?!” Bacchus complained in his heart, his mind full of question marks.

However, considering that the other party had just saved him from Sea Superman and Ocean Ranger, he still forced a smile and tried to make himself look friendly.

“so.”

The flying devil looked the god of wine up and down for a long time, then circled around him a few times. After pondering for a moment, he asked in an inquiring tone, “Are you a human or a horse? Or a seahorse?”

“I’m Olin…” Dionysus was about to proudly announce his identity, but he swallowed the words back when they reached his lips.

He suddenly realized that although these guys who called themselves the “Bad Guys Alliance” didn’t look very smart, if they had any taboos about the Olympian gods, wouldn’t he be asking for trouble?
So, the drunkard changed his tone and made up a story: “I am a centaur from an island called Olin in the sea. I committed an unforgivable crime there, and when I was taken to the execution ground to be beheaded, I took the opportunity to knock out the guards and jumped into the sea to escape, and then I came to this… um, Bikini Bottom, to the town of Bikini Bottom.”

“Oh?”

Upon hearing this, the “bad guys” in the cave suddenly became excited, especially the Ray Demon and Dirty Bubbles, who even excitedly bumped their butts against each other (after all, Dirty Bubbles had no hands).

They finally did not rescue the wrong person and found a “bad guy” who was as bad as they were!

“Very good, very good.” The flying devil nodded with satisfaction, and then asked in a sophisticated tone, “From what you said, it seems that you are a great criminal in the world of the sea. So, how many bad things have you done in total?”

As he spoke, he put his hands on his hips, held his head high, and boasted, “Let me tell you, in the past day, I scared more than twenty residents of Bikini Bottom. One of them was even frightened into being hospitalized, and he hasn’t come out yet.”

Ok?
To scare people?
The god of wine frowned and suddenly felt that something was wrong.

But before he could ask, the ray demon at the side put on airs and said proudly, “It’s no big deal to scare more than 20 people! When I was rescuing this seahorse just now, I also destroyed a car with the laser! It was a car! The flames of the explosion were several meters high!”

“Oh~~~”

After hearing what the ray demon said, the other bad guys in the cave opened their mouths in shock, as if blowing up a car was a great thing.

Next, these guys started talking and showing off the “bad things” they had done.

“I ambushed a group of students on their way to school on the roadside, and then dismantled all their bicycles! Haha, these kids had no choice but to cry while going to school, and they would definitely be late and get scolded by the teacher!”

“I peed at Cool Lake Beach and all the guys who went swimming tasted my pee!”

“When I was leaving yesterday morning, I met an old man who occupied my parking space. I was so angry that I knocked him out! The old man kept lying on the ground and twitching, but I was scared… cough, so I just walked away coldly without caring about anything. Maybe he is dead now!”

“.”

The bad guys who were originally showing off their “criminal records” suddenly shut up and looked at the guy who said that he might have killed someone.

Black Jack felt everyone’s gaze and suddenly felt that he had exaggerated a bit. But he still continued to brag, “To put it bluntly, it’s just killing a man, it’s nothing big. Hey, old man…” He shouted to the god of wine as if to change the subject, “What do you think of what I did?”

Dionysus was stunned, looked at Black Jack’s expectant eyes, shrugged, and said bluntly: “So you killed someone this morning? Cool, what about yesterday? How many did you kill?”

“Yesterday?” Black Jack was suddenly speechless.

He would kill a shitty person! After knocking the old man unconscious in the morning, he immediately ran away in fear when he saw the old man twitching.

In order to escape from the police, he hid in the ray demon’s cave lair in broad daylight.

At this moment, the eyes of others looking at the god of wine changed from curiosity to shock.

Well, although they call themselves “bad guys”, the worst thing they have done is just to scare children. The ray demon’s action of blowing up the car today is enough for him to brag about for several years.

As for this guy Dionysus, it would be fine if he didn’t speak, but once he opened his mouth, he looked like a perverted murderer. How could this not shock the Flying Devil and the others?

Of course, Dionysus was not a fool. When he heard the so-called “criminal incidents” from these guys, he understood.

What a fucking “bad guy group” that either bullies elementary school students or punches old men. And there’s that flying devil that looks like Captain Ghost, whose best “crime” is actually scaring people…

“Fuck, it looks like this town needs some high-quality crime.” Bacchus rolled his eyes and already had an idea in his mind.

He raised his hand and put it deep into his ears to take off the tiny earphones. After hesitating for a moment, he gritted his teeth, threw it to the ground, and then raised his foot and stomped it into pieces with a “bang”.

He decided to go all out and fight Rango!
Anyway, he would die if he went out, and he would also die if Rango came looking for him, so he might as well join forces with this so-called “Bikie Bottom Crime Group” to encircle and suppress Rango.

Thinking of this, Dionysus took a few more glances at these people. Although they looked strange and had strange personalities, their strength should not be bad.

Especially that dirty bubble. When he was trapped in his body before, no matter how much divine power he used, he couldn’t break this guy’s defense.

And there is the ray demon, who can not only fly at an extremely fast speed, but his fingers can also emit destructive lasers with extremely strong destructive power.

As for Flying Devil, Black Jack and others, although they don’t seem to have any super powers, they are obviously not ordinary people as they can hang out with the Ray Demon and Dirty Bubble.

“Maybe… I can really involve Rango.” The God of Wine thought to himself, and even felt that he might get some extra benefits this time.

“guys!”

Dionysus clapped his hands to attract everyone’s attention, then cleared his throat and said seriously, “I believe that you are all great villains and high-quality criminals. I am also honored to join our big family of Bikini Bottom Villain Group. But unfortunately…”

He raised his hand and pointed upwards, sighing, “Those guys on the shore who are chasing me may have already reached Bikini Bottom. If they find me, they will definitely not let me go. I think it’s better for me not to get you into trouble.”

After saying that, the god of wine kept looking at them. As expected, the ray demon and the dirty bubble finally rescued the “bad guy companion” from their old enemy Hai Chaoren. How could they let him go easily? The two of them patted their chests and promised to help him fight off the enemies who were chasing him. After they spoke, others also echoed. Only the flying devil kept rubbing his chin, with a hesitant look on his face.

To be honest, he has never been satisfied with the way the Ray Demons recruit new members.

As for the method of recruiting people? It’s very simple. They rescue whoever Hai Chaoren captures, and then use force to force the other party to join their camp.

This method is too crude. Besides, to be honest, the flying devil is not really a bad guy…

However, seeing that everyone was indignant, he was too lazy to be the first to object and asked directly to the God of Wine: “How strong is the guy chasing you? Is he as strong as Sea Superman and Ocean Ranger?”

“Them?” Dionysus thought of the two old men he had seen before, and couldn’t help curling his lips and said speechlessly, “Of course they are stronger than them! I guess those two old men can’t even beat Rango’s pet!”

“Hiss…” The Ray Demon and others took a breath of cold air in unison.

Seaman and Ocean Ranger couldn’t even defeat the enemy’s pet? Then wouldn’t these villains, whose strength was only 50-50 with Seaman and Ocean Ranger, be even less of a match for Rango?
Dionysus saw their shock, coughed lightly, clapped his hands and said to them: “Everyone, Rango is indeed very strong, but don’t worry. When I was in the outside world, I heard that there is a very powerful treasure in Bikini Bottom. As long as we can get it, maybe we will have the capital to fight against Rango.”

“Treasure?!” These words immediately attracted the attention of everyone present.

Every one of these guys’ eyes began to emit golden light of greed for money.

Bacchus scratched his head in confusion. He always felt that the group of people in front of him were like characters in a comedy. Why did their eyes light up when they heard the word “treasure”?

He sighed helplessly and continued, “That treasure is a castanets. When struck, it makes a thunderous roar and can control the thunder and lightning in the world. Think about it carefully, is there such a thing in Bikini Bottom?”

“Castane?” The Flying Devil and the others looked at each other in bewilderment. After a long while, someone asked in confusion, “What are castaneta?”

“…” The God of Wine touched his forehead speechlessly, “It’s the prop used by the Eastern crosstalk.”

“What is crosstalk?”

“It’s a form of performance, you can think of it as a two-person talk show.”

“So what is a talk show?”

“Are you guys done yet?”

The god of wine roared speechlessly, shocking everyone present. He took a deep breath, suppressed his impatience, and explained again, “Don’t worry about it. Just understand it as a two-finger-long wooden board. Then this treasure can produce lightning and loud noises. Think about it carefully. Where have you seen it?”

After everyone heard this, they scratched their heads and thought for a while. After a long time, the oldest flying devil seemed to have thought of something and said, “I have never seen a wooden board, but you said that this treasure can emit lightning, so I thought of a place.”

“Where?” Dionysus asked impatiently. This was his only chance to escape from Rango’s clutches.

The flying devil shrugged at everyone and said directly: “Jellyfish field!”

——–

Before long, at the urging of the god of wine, this ridiculous group of Bikini Bottom villains had all gathered in the jellyfish field mentioned by the flying devil.

The god of wine, who was originally in high spirits when he set out, now looked at the scene around him and his face turned blue with anger.

Jellyfish! All jellyfish!
And even though there was clearly no water in the air, these jellyfish seemed to be floating in the air as if they were swimming, with electric light flashing on every tentacle.

“Dude.”

The God of Wine turned to look at the leisurely flying devil beside him, and said with a questioning tone, “I’m here to find the castanets, are you sure? They are two pieces of wood! Why did you bring me to this jellyfish breeding base?”

The flying devil smiled and shook his head, pointing his fingers around, and said proudly: “These ordinary jellyfish are naturally not related to the treasures you mentioned. But they are not what we are looking for, but the king of these jellyfish!”

“Jellyfish King?” Dionysus looked surprised.

“That’s right!” The flying devil recalled the scene a few years ago, with a trace of awe in his eyes. “I was lucky enough to see the jellyfish king. That guy’s body was bigger than a cruise ship. His eyes were like searchlights, and his tentacles were filled with frightening electric light.”

He then analyzed carefully, “Most importantly, I remember clearly that this jellyfish field has never seen that kind of mutated jellyfish king in thousands of years. Combined with what you said, there is only one possibility – the jellyfish king must have eaten the castanets you mentioned by mistake, which is why it has grown so huge!”

“Sigh~~~”

The god of wine took a few steps back and looked at the flying devil again with shock.

Frankly speaking, he was shocked by this guy’s reasoning ability!
I originally thought they were just a group of biological mutants with brute strength and simple minds, but now it seems that they are quite serious when they are serious.

“Very good, brother devil, when you get the castanets, I’ll give you credit for the first place!” Dionysus patted the flying devil’s shoulder excitedly and asked curiously, “Then how do we lure it out?”

“This is easy,” the flying devil said confidently, “The jellyfish king usually treasures these small jellyfish the most. If you catch one at random, it will come out for revenge…”

“boom–“

Before he could finish his words, the old fellow Dionysus could no longer wait and grabbed a jellyfish and crushed it to pieces!
“Fuck! I asked you to catch it, not kill it!” The flying devil shouted speechlessly.

“Hey, what’s the difference? As long as we can lure out the jellyfish king, isn’t that enough?” Bacchus clapped his hands nonchalantly and was about to continue his “homework” when suddenly his body stiffened and the hair on his head stood up one by one as if attracted by something!

He looked up and saw a jellyfish that was larger than the entire town of Bikini Bottom and covered the sky. It had appeared out of nowhere and was hovering quietly above his head.

Meanwhile, outside the jellyfish field.

Rango stared at the black castanets inside the transparent body of the jellyfish king. He gathered dozens of crab roe pieces in his hand together, opened his mouth as wide as possible, and swallowed them all without chewing.

He turned his head and nodded to the figure wearing a space helmet beside him, “Thanks, Sandy. Thanks to your invention, we were able to find this place so quickly.”

Under the helmet of the space suit is a squirrel face with delicate features and anthropomorphic features. Her eyes are bright and her smile is kind: “When we were on the mysterious island, Mavis and I were good sisters. You are his husband, which means you are my… uh, friend. It is only natural for me to help you.”

Rango smiled and nodded. His eyes stayed on the squirrel lady for a moment, and he couldn’t help but murmur in his heart:
It’s really weird, why is a squirrel so hot and sexy
(End of this chapter)