Chapter 17 This is a veteran actor
Zuo Yuanliang urinated.

The first person to discover this was Jiang Nian.

After several days of training, his strength has changed a lot and his senses are extremely sharp.

This made Jiang Nian smell the foul odor coming from Zuo Yuanliang at the first moment. His eyes narrowed immediately and he was shocked.

He thought that with the memory of “Du Gao”, there would be few people in the country who could play the eunuch better than him.

I didn’t expect there would be such a heavyweight here.

He brought eunuchs directly into life!

As we all know, eunuchs were male slaves served by the ancient royal family. They lived deep in the palace and took care of the daily life of the emperor and his concubines.

Because of the special nature of their status and work, they had to be castrated before entering the palace and lose their male abilities so that the emperor could use them with confidence.

From the Han Dynasty to the Yuan Dynasty, eunuchs were castrated by removing their testicles.

But later, some people found that the eunuchs were still able to develop after the eggs were removed, so they began to cut the roots.

Although doing so can solve the problem once and for all, it also has a very fatal certainty, which is that eunuchs will have a strong odor.

After all, without something to guide them, eunuchs would splash uncontrollably when going to the toilet.

Even if you clean it in time, over time, a lingering smell of urine will remain on your body.

This is one of the main characteristics of eunuchs.

Previously, Jiang Nian thought that he was just acting and there was no need to go to this extent.

But now, looking at Zuo Yuanliang, Jiang Nian found that he was still too shallow.

“This is what a veteran actor is like!”

“No wonder he’s the protagonist. He has to understand the role so deeply even though it’s not his role.”

“Compared to him, I’m just like a rookie.”

“I admire you!”

Jiang Nian was in awe, then pinched his nose and quickly distanced himself from Zuo Yuanliang.

He did not expose Zuo Yuanliang’s predicament.

After all, there is no big grudge between the two of them. It is the most basic courtesy to see the truth but not speak it out.

But Jiang Nian has such qualities, but others do not.

The female leader Zhang Wen was standing behind Jiang Nian.

Before, Jiang Nian was standing in front of Zuo Yuanliang and she couldn’t see anything. Now Jiang Nian stepped back and Zuo Yuanliang’s crotch, which had changed from white to dark, suddenly caught her eyes.

So much so that Zhang Wen didn’t even think about it and blurted out: “Brother Zuo, did you pee?”

These words came like a bolt from the blue.

People’s attention was instantly attracted by it, and they turned their heads to look at it with eyes full of curiosity.

Zuo Yuanliang’s whole body became hard.

He realized this when he saw Jiang Nian suddenly pinching his nose and backing away just now.

Zuo Yuanliang originally wanted to find an excuse to slip away before too many people noticed him.

Unexpectedly, Zhang Wen suddenly revealed the matter directly with a shout.

Facing people’s curious gazes.

Zuo Yuanliang felt his scalp tingling. He quickly covered his crotch with his hands, his face flushed, his neck stiffened, and he shouted, “Get out! Get out! Don’t look!”

But his hands were so small, there was no way they could stop the urine stains from spreading.

Just like his hysterical roar, it did not make anyone restrain themselves, but instead brought about unreserved ridicule.

Even the director was patting his thigh next to him.

Seeing this scene, Zuo Yuanliang, who had never been bullied since childhood, blushed.

He didn’t care whether he was filming or not, he just turned around and left.

And after he left, people laughed even louder.

Seeing this, Jiang Nian glanced at Zhang Wen speechlessly, becoming more and more convinced that his previous opinion of her was correct.

This woman is just sick in the brain.

Otherwise, how could he expose Zuo Yuanliang’s situation in public?

“Luckily I haven’t talked to her, otherwise I might have been assimilated by her.”

“But come to think of it, Zuo Yuanliang doesn’t seem to be much better than her.” “One is a sleeping dragon and the other is a young phoenix.”

“Will the classic scene of the heroine exposing the truth and the hero dumping all the problems on me, thinking that it’s all my fault?”

“That’s too crude.”

Jiang Nian muttered to himself, then found a place to sit down and waited for Zuo Yuanliang to change his pants.

However, he waited for a long time but did not see Zuo Yuanliang.

Instead, the director answered a call, picked up the phone, cleared his throat, and said:
“Everyone, due to some special reasons, Zuo Yuanliang is unable to participate in today’s filming. This scene ends here.”

“It’s getting late, so I won’t keep you guys to take pictures. Everyone, pack up and go back to rest.”

If it were in the past, people would be extremely happy to hear this news.

After all, they get off work early, and the rest of the time is their own. They can have a good sleep, or read the novels and movies they wanted to watch before.

In short, I am looking forward to it!

But today, people seemed a little disappointed.

They also wanted to see Zuo Yuanliang’s embarrassed look when he came out after changing his pants.

I didn’t expect that he would just not come.

“It’s boring. Let’s go.”

“Lao Liu, let’s go eat skewers and drink some wine later.”

“Let’s do it another time. I’ve been busy helping the kids with their homework these past two days. This little bastard, I asked him to calculate how many meters an old lady can do per hour a few days ago, and he calculated 2,000 kilometers per hour for me. I was so angry that I wanted to beat him to death.”

“Okay, let’s eat another day. I’m leaving now. See you tomorrow.”

“See you tomorrow.”

People said hello to each other and left.

Jiang Nian is no exception.

After greeting the director, he went to the dressing room, took off his costume, removed his makeup, and then left.

On the way home.

Jiang Nian had an idea and opened the system panel to take a look.

【Film and Television Emperor System 1.0】

【User: Jiang Nian】

[Realm: Third-rate Warrior]

[Skill: Shaolin Boy’s Kung Fu “Minor Success” (157/500)]

【Attention: 223】

[Currently playable role: Eunuch]

After a few days of training, Jiang Nian’s proficiency in Shaolin Tongzi Kungfu has improved from the previous “minor success” (16/500) to the current (157/500).

Although the proficiency has increased by more than 100.

But in fact, Jiang Nian did not feel any difference between the Shaolin Boy’s Kung Fu he was practicing now and what he had practiced a few days ago.

This is a major drawback of digitization.

No matter how high your proficiency is, as long as you don’t make a breakthrough, this technique will not change.

It’s a fucking setting.

But these days, Jiang Nian has also let it go.

After all, in just two weeks, he had transformed from a martial arts novice who knew nothing to the current low-level third-rate martial artist.

This hook is already big enough, what else do you need a bicycle for?

You can’t be like that old super beast-armed Huo Linfei, who went from zero to a cosmic-level powerhouse in just seven days.

That would be outrageous.

“Come to think of it, I have only practiced martial arts in the past two weeks and have done nothing else.”

“It’s not that practicing martial arts is bad, it’s just that it’s a bit boring to just practice like this.”

“How about going to the bar tonight to have some fun and combine work and rest?”

(End of this chapter)