Eat, eat, eat starting from the Star Sky Railway Star God!

Author: Salted Fish with Holes in the Brain

Summary:

What is this? Star God of Gluttony? Eat it! What is this shiny thing? Diamond head of the Amber King? Chew it! What is this soft thing? Game box of Star God of Joy, swallow it! What is this round and shiny thing? Teyvat? Give it a scare! This gray and white hair is so nasty? Stick it! Incarnated as the Lord of Infinite Greed, a certain Star God said that life is very nice. At the same time, a certain spirit of fun wearing a clown mask is complaining in the center of the universe: Who is the Star God of Fun? Ahaha, so embarrassing!

Chapter 1 As a greedy person, I was gluttonous

“Ladies! Gentlemen! Welcome to the Peace Broadcast produced by Interstellar Peace Company. I am the host Jimi. Good evening, everyone. I will host the news for you alone today.”

“Amber Epoch 2157, the Cosmic Gourmet Association will be referred to as the Gourmet Association hereafter. The Gourmet Association announced that a new round of food discoveries is about to begin, and the gourmet hunters under the Gourmet Association will hunt throughout the universe with the purpose of pleasing the greedy star god. , for the greedy star god to pursue the ultimate taste and physical satiety. In this regard, Interstellar Peace Company said:

In this new round of food discovery, Interstellar Peace Company will provide all material help and humanitarian relief to the food hunters of the food fair. If food hunters need to seek sponsorship and support from Interstellar Peace Company, please call the following hotline…. …..”

“In addition, the Interstellar Peace Company has reached a cooperation agreement with the Gourmet Club and will build a series of communication equipment on the Gourmet Planet dedicated to the Greedy Star God. This operation will be planned by Ms. Heita, the 84th seat of the Genius Club, and sponsored by the Interstellar Peace Company. For specific cooperation matters, please log in to the official website of the Interstellar Peace Company for inquiries.”

“Recently, the actions of star core hunters have become more and more rampant. Not long ago, Screw Star suffered a hacker attack from the depths of the universe. According to Screw Star officials, under the leadership of the great mechanical leader Screw Gum II, the hacker attack The attack did not cause major casualties, but the energy loss was as high as 10,000 billion credits, which is an irreparable loss for some industries and may lead to an increase in the unemployment rate in Screw Star society and many other adverse effects. .

According to speculation, the hacker attack came from Punk Lord, but Punk Lord recently issued a statement that they did not know who actually launched the hacker attack on Screwstar, and personal behavior does not rise to the level of civilized behavior. Punk Lord did not Intending to start a war on Screw and all mechanical life, Punk Nord denounced the attack and issued a wanted order.

Three days ago, the star core hunter Silver Wolf took responsibility for this incident and posted the invasion video on the interstellar network. “

“The star train that recently pioneered the star god Akivili has set sail again. They will explore along the old open roads and reactivate the abandoned cosmic routes, while bringing new ideas to the world troubled by star cores. Hope that if the Star Dome Train needs material resources and medical services, you can also call the Star Peace Company rescue hotline.

Yesterday, the headquarters of Star Peace Company issued a statement: Starting from the day of the statement, every unknown passenger on the Star Dome Train will receive a free overdraft limit. As long as the overdraft limit is within the limit, Star Peace Company will provide All financial and material support is free of charge, but you can only use it once a month. Please use it properly. “

“Interstellar Peace Company News Flash: A new gap was recently discovered on the newly constructed subspace wall next to the Amber King. This gap is very flat, as if it has been cut by some large machine. According to the Patrol Ranger Organization According to the investigation results, it was initially concluded that it was the work of food hunters, because thousands of Amber Ages ago, the Greedy Star God and the pioneering Star God Akivili destroyed the subspace crystal barrier built by the Amber King, and the Greedy Star God also regarded the subspace wall as food and swallowed the subspace wall built by the Amber King for 100 Amber Ages.

Perhaps because the great discovery of food is about to begin recently, many food hunters have begun to go astray and act recklessly regardless of moral laws in order to obtain food that satisfies the greedy star god.

Interstellar Peace issued a strong condemnation for such behavior and called on members of the Gourmet Club to clean up the unstable elements within their organization as soon as possible and contribute their share to the construction of peace in the universe. “

“A pre-Amber Age armed archeology school discovered on a planet visited by the Greedy Star God that the entire planet was covered with a special liquid. This liquid was determined to be the saliva from the teeth of the Greedy Star God. When the Armed Forces When the Archaeological School discovered this liquid, an unknown attack suddenly occurred inside, causing all members to fall into a deep coma. When the members of the Armed Archaeological School woke up, they found that they had returned to the spacecraft. After a while, according to Armed Archaeological The school’s investigation revealed.

It turns out that there are some gourmet hunters among the school whose food will not be recognized. They are here to seize the saliva of the greedy star god on the entire planet. While the armed archeology school was in a coma, the entire discovered planet had completely disappeared into the stars. , has still not been found, but fortunately the saliva samples have been preserved. “

“According to the research of the Erudite Society, the saliva of the Greedy Star God has the ability to swallow all materials in the known world, and the swallowing time is one second. Whether it is metal or paper, the saliva can only be stored for a short time. One second, the specific reason needs to be investigated later.”

“In the missing part of the Amber King’s wall, researchers found traces of the saliva of the Greedy Star God flowing on its edge.”

…….

At this time, the Black Tower Space Station.

canteen.

A big eating competition is in full swing.

While a large group of people were listening to the interstellar peace broadcast, they also watched nervously as a handsome and thin young man devoured the food on the table like a glutton.

Another table next to it was filled with black tower coins.

Opposite the young man was a fat man with a huge body.

This fat man was the last champion of the Big Eater of the Black Tower Space Station.

At this time, the champion met his first strong enemy in life.

A rival who doesn’t seem to have much appetite at all.

“Uncle, it’s not good for your health to eat any more. If you accidentally burst your stomach…”

Huang Cheng picked up a huge burger and swallowed it in one big mouthful.

Rather than why the boy has such a huge appetite, among all the researchers present, what people are most concerned about is why the boy’s teeth are so strange.

Because the shape of the teeth in the boy’s mouth is different from that of any humanoid life.

Because the young man’s teeth are very sharp, they are like rows of sharp peaks. From a distance, they look like sharks.

The rows of sharp fangs make people feel a little trembling.

If it weren’t for the golden ticket hanging on the clothes he was wearing, his teeth alone would have terrified all the department staff present.

Chapter 2 Akivili who has no martial ethics

[Greed, you are mine and can only be mine. I will destroy anyone who approaches you. I will destroy everything, even you. When the universe is destroyed, I will turn into ashes with you. – Nanook]

“No, no, I can’t eat anymore. I’ll give this game to you! Next time! I will never lose!”

In the end, even though the previous Big Eater contestant was about to burst his stomach, he still gave his opponent his glory.

After all, compared to the empty title of Big Stomach King, one’s own life is more important.

The big stomach king had just surrendered, and then he felt a wave of heat in his belly.

Vomited on the spot.

“Send him to the medical department quickly! His stomach exploded!”

Then there was another wave of people falling on their backs.

It took a while to calm down.

“It’s boring. The food in this space is not very good. It’s not as delicious as the desserts made by Pam…”

After rubbing his belly, which had eaten nearly half a ton of food but had not gained any weight, the young man yawned a little sleepily.

Sitting in front of the big glass of the space station and starting to think about life.

In other words, the divine birth of the Star God.

That’s right.

This boy is a star god.

To be precise, it is the Star God acting on behalf of him.

The embodiment of a life path.

Nothing new.

The Aha next door often transforms into a normal person and wanders around the world as a clown in circuses, which is not surprising.

If there is anything special, it is that the boy is not a native of this universe, but a native of another universe.

When I was in high school, I was rushing to the cafeteria to eat after school. I accidentally stepped on the stairs and fell head first with a bang.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he found that he was in the universe.

Moreover, the body has been changed into a behemoth.

What follows is a series of developmental processes.

From the beginning, a boy the size of a solar system struggled to survive, but in the end he found that he seemed to be invincible.

And he also met one of his own kind.

It’s just that this kind of person doesn’t seem to have a very good temper.

She’s pretty and has a sexy girl on her tongue.

Although the main body looks like a squid, it doesn’t look like it can’t talk.

So the young man at that time went to share the food of the entire universe with him with the mentality of making friends.

Then he was bitten.

Then they started to eat each other.

The two sides launched a protracted war, which almost destroyed the avenues of the universe.

Countless civilizations have seen that a full 1/10 of the universe was obliterated by this war, and even the expansion of the universe was limited by it.

Forcibly, it collapsed internally by a full 1/10.

And the final result is obvious, because if the boy loses, then he will not be able to participate in the Big Eater Competition here.

After devouring one of his own kind, the young man also knew where he was.

Because after swallowing this same kind of person completely into his stomach, a voice suddenly sounded in his head. That voice came from the depths of the universe, and it seemed to come from outside the universe.

This voice didn’t say anything, but the meaning it conveyed was particularly clear.

That means becoming a star god yourself!

It’s broken, I’ve traveled to the world of starry orbit!

The boy was so stunned that he even stopped chewing for a few seconds.

And he even ate them as snacks! And successfully assimilated the life path of greed.

Now am I the gluttonous star god?

No, no.

Huang Cheng knew exactly what kind of existence he was.

His philosophical concept is far broader than this ancient beast that only knows how to eat, because all he pursues is physical satisfaction.

What the young man wants to pursue is all satisfaction, whether it is eating, drinking, having fun, or morality, good or evil, he must pursue it to the extreme.

And this is greed for all things.

The boy was very eager to pursue these things and wanted to get them all.

But He will not incarnate fear or a new round of cosmic disasters.

Because the pursuit of not turning into fear is also what he is greedy for, and the pursuit of wisdom and reason is also what he is greedy for.

The pursuit of the balance of all emotions is also what he covets.

Only in this way can the young man finally control himself, not be controlled by desire, and become a beast that only knows how to pursue desire.

Live happily every day, except eating and sleeping.

The truth is that the destruction will be carried out to the end.

Since you can’t find your way back, just survive in this universe.

Now that he has become the new god, he must not treat himself badly.

Pursuing a better life is also what I want.

This is not against the boy’s destiny.

In short, it’s all fun!

And when he used various incarnations to wander around the world, the boy used his real name before he traveled through time.

Huang Cheng, an ordinary name.

It was originally supposed to develop this way, but when it was time to slip away in the universe, it suddenly hit the iron plate.

Amber King.

When talking about this young man who only knows how to build walls, he is filled with hatred.

Do you know how much harm a hammer can do to a newly born god?

And this civil engineering guy also said that he had affected the stability of the universe.

Huang Cheng expressed his injustice on the spot. How had I affected the stability of the universe?

I eat wherever I go, and I see some planets with civilizations without food.

A certain giant beast that only knew how to eat said on the spot that it was a great god!

It’s a pity that this civil engineering guy didn’t listen to him and chased him for half the universe with a hammer in his hand.

If the Hunting Star God, who had not yet been born at that time, saw this scene.

I guess He also had to say 6.

You are the real hunting star god!

Can Huang Cheng endure it? This is absolutely intolerable.

After being chased for half the universe, he finally couldn’t bear it anymore and bit the Amber King directly on the forehead.

He almost broke his teeth!

Why is this thing so hard?