Douluo: Modify the dialogue, everyone goes crazy

Chapter 78: Yu Xiao’an Goes Crazy and Kissing the Tree

Chapter 78: Yu Xiao’an Goes Crazy and Kissing the Tree

“Boss Fu, it’s been many years since we last met! I missed you so much.” Liu Erlong said with a smile on her face.

“I’m old, but you’re still as gorgeous as ever! We came here because we saw you were recruiting! We didn’t expect it was for your college.”

Flanders smiled and said, “This is Liu Erlong, who used to travel the world of soul masters with Xiaogang and me! Sister Erlong, won’t you invite us in?”

Liu Erlong smiled bitterly, “There’s no place for so many people, and you’ve fallen to this.”

Flanders recounted their experiences.

“Those guys at Tiandou Royal Academy are really disgusting. Boss Fu, my academy is yours! I have the final say here, everyone stay!”

“That’s great. What are our salary requirements?” Flanders was in a good mood.

“Haha, you are the boss of the Iron Triangle. Now it’s up to you whether you can bear our treatment. This academy is yours now! Let someone change the name of the academy to Shrek Academy, so that I can also benefit from Shrek’s fame.”

Liu Erlong suddenly said seriously.

“Uh…” Flanders was stunned when he heard this. He didn’t expect her to make such a decision.

“Teacher Yinshu, go and announce that a meeting of all faculty and students will be held tomorrow!”

Liu Erlong said.

“Yes!” The three instructors left immediately.

“Xiaogang… do you want to stand here forever?” Liu Erlong looked at Yu Xiaogang and said excitedly.

“I…” Yu Xiaogang didn’t know what to say.

Flanders was also helpless, “Time flies by so fast, twenty years have passed in a flash.”

“Yes! Everyone just arrived here, let me introduce you. All the resources of the academy belong to me. The facilities here are not as good as those of the Tiandou Royal Academy, but it has been established for ten years and only accepts civilian soul masters. The results are average. I am not qualified as the dean!”

Liu Erlong shook her head here and continued to talk about the situation in the academy.

“Ding, triggering the plot modification task.”

[Yu Xiaogang thought to herself: I, a crazy old man, am not worthy of being with you. I can only be with the tree.]

Zhang Fan smiled wickedly and immediately changed “accompany” to “kiss”.

“Ding, the dialogue has been modified successfully. The plot is a bit crazy. I will reward you with 60 modification points.”

Yu Xiaogang smiled bitterly in his heart: I, a crazy old man, am not worthy to be with you, I can only kiss the tree.

“Tsk…” The next moment, Yu Xiaoang, who had been standing there in a daze, suddenly ran to the tree beside her and kissed it madly.

That scene stunned everyone.

“Uh…” Liu Erlong’s eyes widened, almost popping out, and her mouth opened wide. How could the little jade anus that she had been thinking about day and night suddenly become like this? She kissed the tree all over.

The scene was as weird as it could be.

It’s as crazy as it can be.

“Tsk tsk…” Yu Xiaoang kept kissing the tree.

“Fuck… Teacher!” Tang San’s eyes widened when he saw his godmother’s look. He didn’t expect that the teacher would go crazy at this time, and that was in front of the person he loved.

It’s not a good thing to go crazy like this.

Tang San looked at Yu Xiaogang worriedly.

“Xiaogang…what’s wrong with you! Don’t scare me!”

Liu Erlong looked at the man she had been thinking about day and night with horror. How could he suddenly become like this, kissing a tree randomly? The scene made her very sad and a little helpless. She spoke with red eyes.

She burst into tears.

“Don’t come over here!”

When Yu Xiaoang saw Liu Erlong coming in front of him, he couldn’t help but scream. He didn’t want her to see him going crazy.

His heart was hurt and he was very panicked as soon as his coquettish voice appeared.

He knew it was broken.

Liu Erlong stood there in a daze, “Why did Xiaogang’s voice become like this? What happened to him?”

“Wow…” Liu Erlong cried even more sadly.

“He… when he went to the Soul Hunting Forest before…” Flanders told Liu Erlong about Yu Xiaogang’s previous sad experience. He was also helpless.

However, I was very happy in my heart.

After all, when Liu Erlong sees Yu Xiaogang’s current appearance, his feelings towards him will definitely fade away.

Even hate him.

Of course he was very happy when he thought of this.

“Woo woo… How can you be so unlucky!” Liu Erlong cried even more sadly when she heard what Flanders said.

Dai Mubai was stunned. It was so unlucky that Yu Xiaogang could go crazy at any other time, but at this time.

“Uh…” Ma Hongjun didn’t know what to say.

“Hehe…” It was also the first time that Xiao Wu saw someone kissing a tree continuously. The scene was so weird that she couldn’t help but stand next to Zhang Fan.

Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing were no longer surprised, but they did not move on.

They were also afraid of being infected by Yu Xiaogang, the old man with epilepsy.

“That guy is too crazy!” Ning Rongrong shook her head.

“Ah…” After a while, Yu Xiaoang stopped.

He looked like he had survived a disaster.

“Are you okay, Xiaoan?”

Liu Erlong grabbed his hand.

“Please let me go! I’m in this state now, we will never be together!” Yu Xiaogang screamed, her voice was very sharp, and then she turned around and ran away.

“Xiaogang!” Flanders didn’t expect Yu Xiaogang to be so excited. He saw Yu Xiaogang turn around and run away.

When Flanders saw Liu Erlong wanted to chase after him, he stopped her and said, “He doesn’t want to see you now. You’ve seen his current state. You can’t chase after him anymore!”

“Okay!” Liu Erlong nodded, “Then you can go to your accommodation. I’m a little tired today. See you tomorrow!”

“Okay!” Flanders nodded. He came to where he lived. The environment here was really good, which was totally incomparable to Shrek’s.

Tang San went to see how his godmother was doing.

The next day.

Flanders introduced Zhang Fan and others to Liu Erlong.

“This is our Shrek’s most talented student – Zhang Fan, level 48 Battle Soul Sect.”

Flanders pointed at the handsome Zhang Fan who was standing beside him in white clothes and said.

“Oh, you are Zhang Fan, so handsome and charming!” Liu Erlong looked at Zhang Fan’s handsome appearance, and he was already level 48 at the age of twelve.

He is simply a monster among monsters.

She was very surprised. After all, it was the first time she had seen such an enchanting genius.

After all, the talents of soul masters who come from ordinary civilians are mostly average.

I didn’t expect that Zhang Fan would be so evil.

Many times more powerful than the geniuses among the nobles.

“Dai Mubai…”

Flanders introduced all the students to Liu Erlong one by one.

“Wow, I didn’t expect that all Shrek students are so evil!”

Liu Erlong was surprised and exclaimed, each one was so amazing:

“Boss Fu, you are really amazing!”

“This guy is called Tang San, and he is Xiaogang’s direct disciple! He is very talented and is the second strongest fighter in our team!” Flanders patted Tang San’s shoulder and said to Liu Erlong, “Of course, I am also lucky to have met such talented little monsters.”

“Haha…” Liu Erlong nodded, “By the way, what is Zhang Fan’s martial spirit?”

“Sword spirit! Sky-Shang Sword! Very powerful!” Flanders said to Liu Erlong.

(End of this chapter)