Bored, I want to see rivers of blood!

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“No, I don’t have any thoughts about you at all. I also can’t see any changes in your appearance now…”

“Damn it, why? Why are you not interested in me? I am the Princess of the Moon, and I am also Kaguya-hime. No one would refute me if I said I am the most beautiful woman in Gensokyo. How come you have no interest in me?!”

As if she was defeated by Qianye, Huiye leaned weakly on the sofa. Qianye said with disdain

“But that was all in the past. Now you are just a neet girl. I don’t have any feelings for you at all. Okay, okay, continue playing games.”

“Damn it, who do you like?! Who on earth could get past me and snatch you into my hands, under my charm. The other girls in Gensokyo are a bunch of scum, how could they be more attractive than me?!”

There is no doubt that Kaguya was aroused by the desire to win. Then, Qianye sighed helplessly. Then, he slowly raised his finger and said

“Reimu, her face shape is almost the same as yours. If you let her hair down, let her imitate your temperament a little. She’ll immediately be able to compete with you in charm, not to mention that her appearance itself is not bad…”

“So, Qianye. Do you like her?”

“What are you thinking? I’m just stating the facts. I’m telling you the truth. Your looks are nothing. There are plenty of good-looking people in Gensokyo.”

“So, who do you like? Eirin, Inaba-tei, Suzusen, or Meihong? Or maybe it’s that Huiyin, tell me…”

“I have no idea. I’m not the kind of person who can’t walk when I see a woman. I beat Remi with my fists and kicks. As for Fran, I beat her so hard that her bones were shattered. Am I the kind of person who cares about women?”

“Also, you have to face reality. My body is only five years old…”

“Oh, a kid with 45 years of experience? That’s really funny. Aren’t you tired of playing around? Have you seen all kinds of beauties, so you have no idea about women at all? Or maybe you are gay…”

Without waiting for Kaguya to finish her words, Qianye immediately punched her. White smoke instantly appeared on Kaguya’s forehead, followed by a big bump.

“Hmph, that’s really annoying. Could you please stop making up stories about me? I’m still a virgin, and I’m not the kind of person who would mess around…”

“Damn it, I’m just too curious. What kind of girl do you like…”

(To be continued in the next chapter) After wasting some time, the illustration of the protagonist’s face in my novel is finally completed. But why don’t you post comments?

Chapter 28

“Well, it’s almost time. I should go home…”

Listening to Qianye’s words, Huiye threw the handle on the table and immediately said unhappily

“Hey, don’t do this every time, okay?”

“I don’t want to play anymore. If I continue playing, I will have morning exercises tomorrow and school. I’m afraid I won’t be able to catch up. I can’t stop practicing even once…”

Listening to Qianye’s words, Huiye felt helpless. Then, she slowly spoke

“If you want, I can go make another dose of Penglai medicine with Yonglin. If you take the Penglai medicine, you can also gain eternal life like Meihong, Yonglin and I. With an immortal body, no matter what kind of injury, it cannot kill you…”

Looking at Hui Ye, Qian Ye knew that she was serious and was willing to make another dose of Penglai medicine for herself. However, Qian Ye just smiled and said

“But, I refuse.”

“Eh? Why? You can get the immortality you always dreamed of. It allows you to live forever. This immortal body is not comparable to the weakened immortal body of a vampire. It has no weaknesses and will not age. What’s wrong with that?”

“You know what? Kaguya, my strength still has room to grow. Or rather, my room for growth is still unimaginable. In the dream of 20 years, the power I gained is dozens of times stronger than it is now…”

“This… How is this possible? You already have supernatural powers that ordinary people, or even monsters, cannot possess. And you can continue to grow. Your current strength is already at the level of a great monster. Combined with your huge and terrifying evil spirit, it is not impossible for you to even attack the Moon City…”

Listening to Kaguya’s words, Qianye smiled. Then he patted her shoulder slowly and said

“My current height and body shape are still in the childhood stage, in the 20-year dream. My height will be fully grown when I am 18 years old, and will eventually grow to 7 meters. At the same time, after 20 years of hard training. Now that I am practicing again, I can avoid the detours in my growth…”

“I will become stronger than in the dream, without the negative effects of hidden injuries. After not undergoing the self-torturing training, my growth rate will be slower… but I just need to exercise my body. All the sword moves and techniques are like muscle reactions, they are firmly remembered in my mind…”

“Every blow is as natural as breathing, until it supports me to become the strongest person worthy of the title.”

After listening to Qianye’s words, Huiye understood at this moment. With a wry smile, she patted Qianye’s shoulder and said

“So, you want to consume the Penglai medicine when your strength is at its peak?”

“It’s not necessary to take the horai medicine. There are many ways to achieve longevity in Gensokyo. For example, the Nirvana Jingshe technique, after practicing it, you can become a magician. Or, I can go directly to Remlia and tell her that I want to be a vampire. She won’t refuse me to become one of her kind…”

“Or, I can try to cultivate immortality. Become a celestial being, let go of all emotions. There is also Taoism, to become a corpse-reincarnating immortal. Also, I can go directly underground. I heard that someone has witnessed the ghost tribe there, and I can also pass the ghost tribe’s trial and become one of them. The last one is the simplest, I just need to commit suicide. When I reach the underworld, with my strength, I will naturally not be pulled to reincarnate. Instead, I will be retained and become something like the god of death, or something else…”

After listening to Qianye’s example, Kaguya was very upset. She coughed and then slowly opened her mouth to refute.

“All those methods of longevity you mentioned have limitations. First of all, the magician route will make you specialize in magic. Your body will stop getting stronger, which is totally inconsistent with your system. Become a vampire, do you want to be a night owl? Being afraid of running water means you can’t take a shower anymore…”

“Celestial beings are the most annoying things. It’s better for you to be a vampire than a celestial being.”

“Eh? Why? Isn’t there anything wrong with being a Celestial Being? No weaknesses, and they are immortal. Isn’t that good too?”

“Alas… do you really not understand or are you pretending not to understand? To become a celestial being, one must cut off the seven emotions and six desires. Without the seven emotions and six desires, are you still yourself? Human beings are driven by desires. In order to live a better life, they invented various tools. In order to eat better, they started breeding. It can be said that human progress is inseparable from desires…”

“Okay, now that I’ve finished talking about this, I’ll tell you about the ghost tribe. It’s not true that they’re afraid of beans. They’ve just been pretending to be afraid of beans, and then, as humans believed in them, the ghost tribe really became afraid of beans. Drinking is a habit that every ghost tribe member has. Even if you hate alcohol…”

“When you become a ghost, you will also be unable to help but like drinking. This is also caused by what humans believe. It can be said that the ghosts have done all this because of their image. The Taoist method of corpse reincarnation takes too long. By the time you become a corpse reincarnation, the outside world is estimated to have developed into cyberpunk…”

“The last one is to become the god of death. This means that you will lose your freedom forever. You will have to work for the people in the underworld forever, and you can’t even play games…”

After listening to Kaguya’s popular science, Qianye was speechless. Then, he thought of something else. If that was the case, couldn’t he summarize those cultivation methods? Take the best of all schools, keep the good side, and remove the bad side, wouldn’t it all seem better?

Seeing Qianye starting to think again, Huiye immediately spoke

“You’ve gone through so much trouble, but you still want to be immortal? You don’t want any restrictions or weaknesses. Why don’t you just take the Penglai medicine and become a Penglai person? It won’t affect anything anyway, and there are no weaknesses. After death, it’s like starting the game over again, and you will automatically recover to your full state. Isn’t this simpler and more practical than other methods of immortality?”

“Forget it. I’ll just figure it out on my own. Anyway, I’ll eventually create a method of immortality that’s perfect for me. If it really doesn’t work, I’ll take the Penglai medicine…”

“Hey… you kid, don’t you want to lose face? No one will laugh at you or anything, anyway, they have a pretty good relationship with you. If you want, I can always ask Yonglin to make another dose of Penglai medicine.”

“Thank you for your kindness, but I still plan to practice the method of immortality myself.”

“Idiot, someone else wanted to eat it. I didn’t even give it to him, but you refused. No wonder you don’t have any interest in women, it turns out you’re just a martial arts fanatic…”

After complaining continuously, Kaguya sat back in front of the Famicom. She picked up the controller again and started playing Contra. Even if she played it hundreds of times, Kaguya would not feel bored…

Because Kaguya always has new games to play. When she gets tired of playing the Famicom, Kaguya will try to accept arcade games. After all, it is 02 now. There are still many games, and they are also quite fun…

If you get tired of playing games, you can still watch Journey to the West, or even Dragon Ball. 02 was the kind of year where you could watch almost anything you wanted. It’s just that there was no sequel…

(To be continued in the next chapter)