Chapter 280 Yan Chixia also drives a Gundam
Less than two minutes.

The door has opened again.

The beautiful woman quickly adjusted her attitude and put on a professional smile.

Then she saw Xu Wang in the room. He had already put on his robe and was sitting upright at the wooden table, reading a book by candlelight.

As he watched, Xu Wang was still shaking his head.

He looked as if he was absorbed in reading a book.

Xiaodie was very familiar with this scene. When she seduced scholars in the past, most of them did the same.

This allowed the female ghost Xiaodie to quickly get into work mode.

She walked into the room with a smile on her face, and closed the door behind her to keep the night wind and rain out.

“Sir, it’s so late, and you’re still studying hard. You must be working hard. Xiaodie would like to thank you for taking me in tonight. I have no way to repay you, so I’ll just massage your shoulders and legs.”

As Xiaodie spoke, she had already walked to Xu Wang’s side.

According to past experience, although these men are all lustful and greedy, they all claim to be scholars and always pretend to be noble.

You clearly don’t want it, but you still insist on saying no.

I guess the person in front of me is the same.

“Okay, come on.”

Upon hearing this, Xu Wang immediately agreed.

“what?!”

Xiaodie was stunned and thought she had heard it wrong.

It was not until Xu Wang patted his shoulder that she was sure that she had not heard it wrong.

Although it was a little different from previous situations, Xiaodie reacted quickly.

He immediately stepped forward and began to gently massage Xu Wang’s shoulders.

As she pinched, Xiaodie began to bend down, put her weight on Xu Wang’s back, and blew gently into Xu Wang’s ear.

A pair of white little hands not very honestly reached from Xu Wang’s shoulders to his collar.

“Snapped!”

The next second, Xu Wang slapped the back of her hand and protested, “You didn’t eat?! Try harder! It’s hard for me to give you a good review if you massage like this.”

Xiaodie: “…”

There was silence for just one second.

Xu Wang slapped the back of her hand again.

Xiaodie withdrew her hand in pain and could only grit her teeth and massage Xu Wang’s shoulders hard.

Now Xu Wang was satisfied.

Seeing that Xiaodie wanted to go further, Xu Wang said, “It’s raining outside. Are you wet?”

Xiaodie’s rhythm was always disrupted by Xu Wang, so she could only nod in agreement when she heard this.

Then she was pleasantly surprised to hear Xu Wang say, “Go boil some hot water for a bath. There’s a bathtub here.”

“Okay! I’ll go right away!”

Although Xu Wang, a grown man, asked her to chop wood and boil water, Xiaodie was very dissatisfied with this.

But when he heard Xu Wang wanted her to take a shower, he felt happy and proud.

As expected, none of these stinky men are not lustful.

Isn’t this just falling into my own rhythm again?
A man and a woman were in the same room, and she even took a shower in front of him.

Wouldn’t it be that if I just seduce him casually, the stinky man will have to take the bait?

Although she was a ghost driven by the God of Wealth’s money, she did not dare to covet the immortal meat that the God of Wealth had set his eyes on.

But as a female ghost who had been dead for hundreds of years, she naturally knew it.

A man’s essence is also a great tonic.

Eating Xu Wang’s meat can make you immortal.

There’s no reason why his energy wouldn’t be good.

Xu Wang had just flipped through a few pages of the comic book in his hand when Xiaodie had already prepared the bath water.

Judging from the speed at which the water is boiled, magic power must have been used.

“Master, the water is ready. Thank you for your concern. I will take a bath first. Please don’t peek.”

As Xiaodie spoke, she began to slowly take off her outer clothes through a layer of translucent gauze curtain.

The graceful figure is faintly visible behind the gauze curtain.

Her figure is of the voluptuous type.

Where it should be big, it should be big, and where it should be small, it should be small.

For men, her figure is actually more attractive than Nie Xiaoqian’s.

Upon hearing this, Xu Wang stood up immediately, and the robe that served as the shelter uniform automatically fell off his body.

Then Xu Wang quickly took off his underwear and rushed behind the gauze curtain naked.

“Ah! Sir! Why are you not wearing any clothes?”

When Xiaodie saw Xu Wang rushing towards her naked, she couldn’t help but exclaimed in joy.

She was just about to step into the bathtub when Xu Wang grabbed her neck and pulled her out again.

“Eh?”

Xiaodie was stunned, not knowing what Xu Wang was doing.

Then Xu Wang shouted, “Here comes the depth charge!”

There was a “boom” sound!

Xu Wang curled up into a ball and jumped high into the bathtub!
“Splash” water splashes everywhere!
The bath water splashed all over Xiaodie!
She was immediately knocked down like a fallen chicken.

His hair was wet and stuck to his face in wisps, making him look extremely disheveled.

“Haha! Cool!”

Xu Wang stuck his head out of the bathtub, feeling comfortable and happy.

Xiaodie no longer had a smile on her face. She looked at Xu Wang blankly: “What are you doing?”

“It’s time to take a shower. It’s inconvenient for me to wash from behind. Can you help me wash it?”

Xu Wang turned around and faced Xiaodie.

Xiaodie took a deep breath, walked around to Xu Wang, pointed at her voluptuous and well-proportioned long legs, and then crossed her arms over her chest, lifting up her white waves.

She tilted her head: “Am I not attractive enough like this? Are you a man?”

Xu Wang blinked his eyes: “Of course I am a man, but your attractiveness is too low-end and only superficial.”

Outside the ear room, Bai Suzhen, who had just dealt with an emergency and rushed back, originally wanted to enter the room and expose the female ghost Xiaodie’s trick.

Hearing Xu Wang’s voice at this time, he immediately stopped, leaned against the wall at the window, and eavesdropped on the conversation inside.

She wanted to know what kind of woman Xu Lang liked.

Xiaodie was extremely incredulous when she heard this. She had been a ghost for so many years and had attracted countless men. Xu Wang actually questioned her superficial charm. He was simply questioning her entire life as a ghost!
Questioned the thing she was most proud of!
“Okay! I want to hear what kind of woman is the most attractive in your opinion, not just superficial.”

Xiaodie had a cold face.

She was no longer afraid of exposing her identity, since she had come here to deliver a message to Xu Wang anyway.

I did that before just to sneak as much meat as possible before the God of Wealth.

Xu Wang said seriously: “I like those who don’t rely on others, work hard and forge ahead, and can lead the masses to live a good life, with enough food and clothing, and no worries about food and clothing.

Knowledge can be given to farmers, beggars, night soil collectors, and everyone in the world.

The elderly are cared for, the young are educated, the poor have someone to rely on, the needy are helped, and the widowed, the lonely, the disabled and the sick are all cared for.

Anyone who can build such a harmonious society is a shining and supreme goddess in my eyes! This is the most attractive person! “

After Xu Wang finished speaking, the room fell into an eerie silence.

Bai Suzhen was just shocked!

It was not until this moment that she knew what kind of woman Xu Wang liked.

Look at yourself again?
Absolutely useless!
As if she had made up her mind, Bai Suzhen’s eyes suddenly became firm. She glanced at Xu Wang in the room one last time, and finally turned around and left resolutely.

Before becoming the kind of woman Xu Wang admires, what does love mean?

Outside the yard, Xiaoqing was holding an oil-paper umbrella, waiting boredly.

Seeing Bai Suzhen coming out, she was a little surprised, so she asked curiously: “Sister, have you seen Mr. Xu?”

Bai Suzhen shook her head.

Xiaoqing was full of confusion and wanted to ask more questions.

Bai Suzhen clenched her fists, her face serious and earnest: “Xu Lang is right! I am still superficial! I must work hard to prove myself!”

“what?”

Xiao Qing was even more confused now, not knowing what her sister was thinking: “Then, then what should we do next?”

Bai Suzhen said seriously: “We have to eat one bite at a time. Let’s do what we are good at first, open a clinic and treat illnesses and save lives.”

“what?!”

Xiaoqing was dumbfounded. How come her sister seemed like a different person after she came back from away?

They are monsters.

How come he suddenly started curing diseases and saving lives?

But seeing that Bai Suzhen had already left, Xiaoqing, even though she was extremely confused, still quickly caught up with her.

In Xu Wang’s room, the conversation was still going on.

Xiaodie was stunned by Xu Wang’s words, and then her eyes were full of disdain: “You want to marry such a saint?”

“that is not.”

Xu Wang shook his head: “I am not worthy of such a person. I am just saying that I admire such people. No matter whether they are men or women, as long as they walk on this path, they are better than me.”

Xiaodie: “Then you…”

Xu Wang said seriously: “I like girls with big breasts, long legs and a nice butt!”

Xiaodie immediately showed contempt: “After all this talk, you still don’t like me like this?”

Xu Wang shook his head decisively: “No, no, no, it’s different. You’ve been dead for so many years, you must have been rotten to the point of being unrecognizable. I don’t have such a strong taste, so don’t disgust me.”

As soon as these words came out, Xiaodie immediately got scared!
Women hate being called ugly the most, even female ghosts are no exception.

Xu Wang’s move almost hit Xiaodie’s sore spot.

“what!!!”

Xiaodie no longer hid herself, and a strong wind suddenly blew up in the house!
At this moment, she turned into a horrible appearance with withered white hair, rotten and dry!
“Smelly man!”

Xiaodie roared, stretched out her sharp claws, and pounced on Xu Wang!

Xu Wang screamed “Ah!”
He jumped out of the bathtub and kicked Xiaodie out with a flying kick!

“You’re not happy to tell the truth, look at yourself! You have very few hairs, your eye sockets are swollen, your skin is loose, your teeth are all gone, and your bones are exposed!

When you get older, just stay at home and enjoy your retirement. Don’t pretend to be a little girl and engage in online romance to deceive people.

This is very immoral!

Hey! If you really think that old age life is boring, just go and do some square dancing. Maybe you can even meet some retired old men and have a sweet twilight romance. “

Xu Wang was naked, with one hand on his waist, pointing at Xiaodie with the other, and chattering non-stop.

Xiaodie became angrier as she listened, but she also knew that she could not beat Xu Wang.

If I had known this bastard was so stubborn, I wouldn’t have tried the same old tricks.

The physical injuries don’t matter now.

But who knows how many hundreds of years it will take to heal the damage to the soul.

So she finally decided not to put it off any longer.

She got up from the ground angrily, looking at the bastard in front of her who was not a normal man, and said with gritted teeth: “My master wants to see you.”

Xu Wang scratched his head: “Your master? Who is he?”

Xiaodie: “God of Wealth!”

“Fuck!”

Xu Wang’s eyes widened immediately: “The most beloved deity among Chinese people in the 21st century!”

Xiaodie did not feel proud of this, but continued in a businesslike manner: “Ning Caichen is now a guest at my master’s house, and he sent me to invite you. You’d better leave now, otherwise he won’t be able to come back by daybreak.”

“Ning Caichen was arrested? Wait a minute, I’ll make a phone call first.”

Xu Wang made a sword gesture and used his magic to contact Ning Caichen.

Ning Caichen’s surprised and anxious voice came from the other side immediately: “Xu Wang! That’s great! I thought you were still sleeping.”

Xu Wang: “I was sleeping, but I was woken up in the middle of my sleep. What’s wrong with you?”

Ning Caichen immediately repeated the situation around him: “I am now in the City of the Dead! Listen to me! There are so many demons and ghosts here! They said they are going to hold a ceremony to confer the gods!
Can you and Master Yan handle this? I have a feeling something big is going to happen!”

Xu Wang kept this news in mind, but still asked again: “I’m asking what your current situation is. Are you safe for the time being? Have you seen the so-called God of Wealth?”

Ning Caichen: “No! I am safe for now. They just put me under house arrest and treated me to delicious food and drinks, but I dare not eat the food here.”

“Okay, we’ll be there soon.”

Xu Wang was distracted and looked at Xiaodie in front of him: “Come on, take me to see your master, haha! It just so happens that I am also very interested in his identity as the God of Wealth.”

Xiaodie had a cold face and stopped talking.

Although she did not achieve her goal, at least she had done what the master had ordered.

The fire rose above Xu Wang’s body, drying out the moisture.

The robe next to him floated to Xu Wang and he put it on, and even his boots were put on automatically.

The two walked out the door together.

I found that Yan Chixia and the young monk Baiyun were already standing outside, fully dressed.

Yan Chixia still held the Xuanyuan Sword in his hand, and his body was full of murderous aura.

Xiaodie was startled and subconsciously called out to her companions, but received no response.

Yan Chixia said coldly: “Stop shouting. They tried so hard to hypnotize us, but now they have been killed. I already know what happened. Don’t play tricks. Lead the way quickly.”

It turned out that the reason why Yan Chixia and the others were not woken up was because they were hypnotized by other hidden ghosts.

Those who are sent out by Uncle Zhao Bao to do things are basically no different from abandoned pawns.

I won’t feel sad even if he died.

Xiaodie was very clear about her position, so she could only lead the way without saying a word.

It was the same road that Ning Caichen had walked.

The fog around was getting thicker.

Xu Wang fell behind and walked with Yan Chixia. He asked, “Xiaoning is in the City of the Dead, which is considered the base camp of ghosts. What are your plans?”

Yan Chixia had a serious expression on his face, and he just raised his hand to show Xu Wang a small wooden barrel in his palm.

There are three big characters “Taoism, Shintoism” written on it.

“I have been in the martial arts world for decades, and I have some hidden tricks.”

When Xu Wang saw this thing, he seemed to have thought of something. His eyes widened and he exclaimed, “Fuck! Gundam!”

This is the huge mecha driven by the bearded Yan Chixia in the animated film “A Chinese Ghost Story”!
I didn’t expect that the real-life version of Yan Chixia also has one!
It’s so hidden!
In this case, it’s time for Ultraman to return to the arena!

(End of this chapter)