Are you crazy? Why are you dating the evil god again?
Chapter 61 Can I invite you to dance?
Chapter 61 Can I invite you to dance? (27)
“Go home? Which home?” Wen Chan leaned lazily in the chair.
“Leave the ship and go back to your own home.” You Sha continued to bang on the puppet captain, increasing the strength of his hands.
Captain: “…” Are you human? Are you human?
Wen Chan: “It would be great if it were that easy to go back.”
After leaving the last copy, she had not been able to go back, and she had not even been able to take a look at the so-called transit world.
Wen Chan felt that she was now in a free-range state. She had no home to return to, and the transit world didn’t want to take her to play. Only this kind of copy world could pull her back.
So she had nowhere to go until this copy was over.
You Sha thought she was afraid of what would happen next, so he replied sullenly, “You have to trust the captain’s skills. Once the poisonous fog disappears, he will definitely be able to drive the ship to the nearest dock within a day and let you get off the ship and go home.”
Click…
His hammer accidentally knocked off a little wood chip from the captain’s face.
captain:”……”
Even though it doesn’t feel any pain, it doesn’t mean it can watch its body being destroyed and remain indifferent!
It reached out to push Yusa.
Yousha happened to be in a bad mood, and when he saw it trying to attack him, he took out his anger on it.
While Wen Chan wasn’t looking, he removed its two arms and threw them under the table.
I decided to come and press it when I need to sail.
Captain: “…” A pair of ugly carved eyes stared at Yousha.
It will never go out with him on a mission again, woo woo woo…
Everything was done quietly and Wen Chan had no idea what was happening between them.
A love phrase suddenly came to her mind. She cleared her throat and said seriously, “Home is where you are. So where you are, I am there. You are my home.”
After saying this, Wen Chan felt a chill.
When I was doing missions before, I often heard the male and female protagonists saying sweet words to each other. Now that it’s my turn to say them, I realize how corny they are.
She didn’t know how Yousha would react, she just felt goosebumps all over her body. She didn’t know whether Yousha liked to hear it or not.
Soon, Yousha gave her the answer.
The clothes on her head were suddenly lifted up, and the scene in front of her eyes suddenly lit up. Wen Chan squinted subconsciously.
Yousha was already sitting astride her legs, pulling down the mask on his face, holding her face in his hands, and rubbing his lips against her mouth.
“Are you serious, Chanchan?” He is her home and she will never leave him?
“Really!” Wen Chan also reached out and held his face, “Don’t ask this kind of question in the future. As long as you are here, I will not leave.”
He asks every time and always coaxes me.
Yousha’s beautiful eyes sparkled with water and her cheeks were slightly red. He subconsciously wanted to deepen the kiss.
Wen Chan couldn’t help it…
Then, a mouthful of blood.
Wen Chan: “…”
“I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it… Does it hurt, Chanchan?” You Sha pinched her face and looked at Wen Chan’s pierced tongue in panic.
Wen Chan’s eyes were filled with tears. She stuck out her bleeding tongue and said incoherently:
“I like everything about you. I like you no matter what you look like, but let’s try not to look too aggressive in these areas next time, okay?”
When love is deep, one always forgets his mouth full of sharp shark teeth that will cause bleeding with the slightest touch.
“Hmm…” You Sha lowered his eyes, took out a handkerchief from his body, and carefully wiped the blood for her.
He said sullenly, “I pulled them out…”
“No!” Wen Chan retracted her tongue, “I don’t want to kiss a toothless old man!”
“Do you dislike me?” Yousha felt even sadder.
Wen Chan tried to reason with him, “Put yourself in my shoes. If I had no teeth…”
Yousha interrupted her, “Then I like it too!”
“You talk nicely, but when it’s true, you don’t even want to look at me, let alone kiss me.”
“Impossible! Don’t say that Chan Chan has no teeth. I would still like you even if you were just a pile of bones!” “Don’t curse me!” Wen Chan hit him.
You Sha grabbed her hand and said aggrievedly: “I’m not cursing you, I really like Chan Chan.”
Wen Chan tilted her head and spat out a mouthful of blood, then asked a fatal question, “Then tell me, what do you like about me?”
You Sha: “…”
Can you explain clearly what you like?
When he saw her for the first time, he felt that she should be his, so he reacted very strongly at that time.
She didn’t reject him either, which meant they were destined to be a couple.
They were born to be a pair, so what other reason did he need to like her?
You Sha couldn’t figure it out, so he asked back, “Then what does Chanchan like about me?”
Wen Chan thought without hesitation: “She looks good.”
It all starts with appearance, there is no other reason.
You Sha: “…”
He subconsciously touched his face, thinking that she was lying to him.
Because he didn’t show his face when they first met, she didn’t even know what he looked like at that time, and then she went back to the room with him.
She must love me deeply in her heart, but she is just too embarrassed to say it.
After thinking for a while, You Sha replied, “Then I also like Chanchan’s good looks!”
“So, being without teeth is ugly. You will definitely not like me anymore.” Wen Chan followed his words.
“……” You Sha felt that he was being tricked by her.
After thinking seriously for a while, he suddenly realized, “It was me who wanted to have my teeth pulled out, and Chanchan thought I would be ugly without them, so it’s Chanchan who doesn’t like me anymore! You still dislike me!”
Wen Chan: “…”
It’s bad, he started thinking.
I heard that the IQ of sharks is equivalent to that of a five-year-old child. It is a small creature with a brain only the size of a soybean, but it can still think so much.
Wen Chan took a deep breath, her face changed, and she changed the subject aggrievedly, “My tongue hurts so much…”
“Let me take a look!” You Sha immediately put all those things behind him and started to help her check carefully.
Wen Chan: “I won’t be able to eat anymore…”
You Sha: “No, I’ll apply medicine to you, you’ll get better soon, don’t worry.”
Wen Chan: “Then be gentle~”
Yousha promised: “I will never hurt Chanchan again.”
captain:”……”
“…………”
It should be on the bottom of the boat, not inside it.
Although it is a puppet with its mouth nailed shut and its hands removed, it is still alive!
Does anyone treat it as a human being?
When the hell are these two going to get out of its captain’s cabin!
It felt like there was a sour smell all over the captain’s room.
Ah…it has no sense of smell.
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Just as Yousha said, the poisonous fog around began to slowly dissipate. Before, one could only see the silhouette of a person, but now one could almost see the color of his clothes.
It should all be gone in three days.
But before that, another incident happened on the ship.
A VIP died in a miserable way. His body was dismembered in the room, his limbs were scattered everywhere, and the whole room was covered in blood.
No one expected that such a vicious incident would happen just when they were about to leave.
The person who discovered this was Lu Si.
(End of this chapter)